<![CDATA[Baseball Season Preview: Arizona Diamondbacks - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Baseball Season Preview: Arizona Diamondbacks - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Baseball Season Preview: Arizona Diamondbacks]]> Maybe us frontrunnin' Phoenix fossils, like old Bob Poop here, wouldn't be so "fickle" if DBack's brass a ) eased up a smidge on MLB's largest % single game price differentials, in MLB's dead last per capita income market, and b) didnt totally rebrand the most successful on-field expansion franchise in history.

Nah, you're right. The fans suck. All the fans except you.

Robert "Bob" Poop

]]> <![CDATA[Baseball Season Preview: Arizona Diamondbacks]]> @Clare: Doesn't he have a beard? In that case, I think you mean -- floss.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> <![CDATA[Baseball Season Preview: Arizona Diamondbacks]]> Mmmm, Danny Haren. I want to lick your face, Danny Haren.

Oh, I'm sorry, we were talking about baseball? Carry on, then.

Clare

]]> <![CDATA[Baseball Season Preview: Arizona Diamondbacks]]> Fuck the Diamondbacks!

(It will go back to Wrigley South this year, just like EVERY PARK IN THE NATIONAL LEAGUE!)

JohnCocktosten

]]> <![CDATA[Baseball Season Preview: Arizona Diamondbacks]]> A runner rounding third against a dismissive RJ? Never seen that before.

The Sports Hernia

]]> <![CDATA[Baseball Season Preview: Arizona Diamondbacks]]> @DennyCrane:

Close, in that they both have big questions at the runningback/mate position...

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[Baseball Season Preview: Arizona Diamondbacks]]> @GreatOdensRaven: Colour me surprised!

Captain Awesome

]]> <![CDATA[Baseball Season Preview: Arizona Diamondbacks]]> after all, you don't get any additional wins for having a really-good Triple-A roster.

If you don't count the World Series as additional wins (Read Jacoby Ellsbury, John Lester, and Clay Bucholz)

MickelsonsManBoobs

]]> <![CDATA[Baseball Season Preview: Arizona Diamondbacks]]> @Gourmet Spud: The Buzzsaw?

DennyCrane

]]> <![CDATA[Baseball Season Preview: Arizona Diamondbacks]]> Woohoo! I'm giddy cuz I just learned the Yankees will be using their actual starters for the game against VT tomorrow. Now I'm trying to decide if it would be unseemly to heckle A-Rod during the game....

The Gizmo from Pismo

]]> <![CDATA[Baseball Season Preview: Arizona Diamondbacks]]> @Doyle McPoyle: You mean the Browns preview?

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[Baseball Season Preview: Arizona Diamondbacks]]> Most importantly, Randy Johnson re-grew his mullet in the offseason. He had cut it to conform to the Yankees' grooming code. Of course, he's now missing a disc in his back, but at least he looks like 2001 again...

ClueHeywood

]]> <![CDATA[Baseball Season Preview: Arizona Diamondbacks]]> @SEXY ELEANOR ROOSEVELT:

I'm more impressed with your streak than the Rockets'.

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[Baseball Season Preview: Arizona Diamondbacks]]> I expected more usage of the letter "u" from a native Brit. Go figure.

GreatOdensRaven

]]> <![CDATA[Baseball Season Preview: Arizona Diamondbacks]]> A Brit writing about baseball? I'm looking foward to this year's cricket preview, written by some dude in New Jersey.

Doyle McPoyle

]]> <![CDATA[Baseball Season Preview: Arizona Diamondbacks]]> This year's Diamondbacks remind me of another Arizona front-runner who looks strong at the moment, but may break down come fall...

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[Baseball Season Preview: Arizona Diamondbacks]]> Diamondbacks? More like the Arizona CHICKENFUCKERS!

/pumps fist

SEXY ELEANOR ROOSEVELT

]]> <![CDATA[Baseball Season Preview: Arizona Diamondbacks]]> Hey now! I'm trying to concentrate on college basketball here!

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[Baseball Season Preview: Arizona Diamondbacks]]> I swear, every time I see their "D Backs" jerseys I do a double take because I automatically read that as "D Bags."

CharlesBronsonPinchot

]]> <![CDATA[Baseball Season Preview: Arizona Diamondbacks]]> Mark Grace makes me so happy. When he gets bored around the 4th inning, he unleashes the GREATEST and most insane rants about anything but the game. Roadhole, 4th of July explosions, "grenades" and drinking contests during movies were all topics he's an expert on. And that was July. August he got even better.

Mark Grace almost makes you want the Diamondbacks to win.

The Diesel

]]> <![CDATA[Baseball Season Preview: Arizona Diamondbacks]]> I'm a little offended that other sports previews have sullied the gloriousness of March Madness.

The Gizmo from Pismo

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