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John Daly Isn't That Bad Of A Singer, Actually

Green Weenie — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 08:42:22 EDT

Looks like Hootie has a new Blowfish

Green Weenie

John Daly Isn't That Bad Of A Singer, Actually

VTBen — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 23:43:35 EDT

"Achy Breaky Heart" seems more appropriate for Daly to sing.

VTBen

John Daly Isn't That Bad Of A Singer, Actually

Athletic Supporter v0.42beta — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 22:02:43 EDT

But in a tragic turn of events, Daly went into a deep depression when he found out the popular Hootie and the Blowfish is not called "Hold My Ham".

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John Daly Isn't That Bad Of A Singer, Actually

ToTheMoonAlice — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 20:50:29 EDT

Chief Wiggum prepares to place a cassette tape in Homer's secret recording device so that he can rat out Fat Tony.

Homer: Hey, that's a Hootie and the Blowfish tape!

Chief Wiggum: Yeah, it's cheaper than blank tapes.

ToTheMoonAlice

John Daly Isn't That Bad Of A Singer, Actually

blackheartededitor — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 19:41:34 EDT

Interviewer: So, Bob Dylan, what do you think of this latest cover of "Knockin' on Heaven's Door"?
Bob Dylan: Haven't heard it. Who did it? Cat Power? Conor Oberst?
Interviewer: It's John Daly, with Hootie & the Blowfish.
Bob Dylan: (dies)

blackheartededitor

John Daly Isn't That Bad Of A Singer, Actually

Patchy Drizzle — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 19:19:15 EDT

Laura Davies has a deep voice.

Patchy Drizzle

John Daly Isn't That Bad Of A Singer, Actually

Laser Guided — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 18:13:28 EDT

@CharlesBronsonPinchot: you can't look away, AH!

Laser Guided

John Daly Isn't That Bad Of A Singer, Actually

Rob Iracane — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 18:11:59 EDT

The least sympathetic figure in this video cannot be seen. He is the one shouting "ONE MORE!!!!" at the end.

The second least sympathetic figure is me, for watching this video until the end.

Rob Iracane

John Daly Isn't That Bad Of A Singer, Actually

Tuffy — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 18:04:38 EDT

He's no Leitch.

/mustn't link; linking is bad

Tuffy

John Daly Isn't That Bad Of A Singer, Actually

Scout — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 18:00:54 EDT

Sometimes people surprise you in a good way.

Dolph Lundgren has a Masters Degree in chemical engineering.

Scout

John Daly Isn't That Bad Of A Singer, Actually

CharlesBronsonPinchot — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 17:59:38 EDT

his nipples get pretty erect at 2:30 in.

CharlesBronsonPinchot

John Daly Isn't That Bad Of A Singer, Actually

Lady Andrea — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 17:59:18 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak: yeah, that was the joke doofus.

Lady Andrea

John Daly Isn't That Bad Of A Singer, Actually

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 17:55:49 EDT

@Lady Andrea:

Chris Farley in Tommy Boy with David Spade.

Daly reminds you of Farley.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

John Daly Isn't That Bad Of A Singer, Actually

Al Czerviks Ride — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 17:55:15 EDT

I was at the PGA Championship on the Saturday three or four years ago whenever it was at Baltusrol, standing between 11 green and 12 tee when Johnny blew his gasket. A greater sight has never been seen by mine eyes. Utterly tremendous.

Al Czerviks Ride

John Daly Isn't That Bad Of A Singer, Actually

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 17:54:18 EDT

John Daly and Hootie and The Blowfish.

Two entities whose saw better days sometime in the mid 90s.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

John Daly Isn't That Bad Of A Singer, Actually

She Blinded Me With Violence — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 17:54:12 EDT

Play Free Bird!

She Blinded Me With Violence

John Daly Isn't That Bad Of A Singer, Actually

Lady Andrea — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 17:53:19 EDT

For some reason I now have this in my head:
Long ago and oh so far away, I fell in love with you, before the second show.
Your guitar, it sounds so sweet and clear, but you're not really here. It's just the radio.

Don't you remember you told me you loved me, baby?
You said you'd be coming back this way again, baby.
Baby, baby, baby, baby, oh baby, I love you.

Lady Andrea

John Daly Isn't That Bad Of A Singer, Actually

Gourmet Spud — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 17:51:55 EDT

Also, I think Daly's version should be called, "Knockin' on Heaven's Door (After Stealing the Pie Off Its Windowsill)".

Gourmet Spud

John Daly Isn't That Bad Of A Singer, Actually

Jefferson Short Bus — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 17:51:34 EDT

Shoulda been you, Sunday Morning Coming Down.

Jefferson Short Bus

John Daly Isn't That Bad Of A Singer, Actually

Gourmet Spud — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 17:50:17 EDT

I will abstain from making a sarcastic comment here on the likelihood that, some time in the near future, this video will become tragically ironic.

Gourmet Spud

John Daly Isn't That Bad Of A Singer, Actually

Raskolnikov — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 17:50:12 EDT

Axl lost weight.

Raskolnikov

John Daly Isn't That Bad Of A Singer, Actually

Al Czerviks Ride — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 17:49:01 EDT

Dude's been knockin on heavens door for the better part of the last two decades.

Al Czerviks Ride