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Kevin Smith Keeps The Draft Updates Coming

Laser Guided — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 18:59:23 EDT

you DID blow it with that "foe figh sit"

/2:55 in

Laser Guided

Kevin Smith Keeps The Draft Updates Coming

supermike5alive — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:53:01 EDT

@HappierMan: that thing would drive me fucking nuts.

supermike5alive

Kevin Smith Keeps The Draft Updates Coming

HappierMan — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:35:28 EDT

Perhaps that's a mind molester: [www.shomer-tec.com]

HappierMan

Kevin Smith Keeps The Draft Updates Coming

supermike5alive — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:31:55 EDT

@HappierMan: if he used AAA batteries it's no wonder it doesn't work.

try a 9-volt.

but really, a new battery will eventually just run out too - so just remove it please so we don't have to go through this again.

it's not like it's a FIRE detector! it's a SMOKE detector! that shit can't help you.

supermike5alive

Kevin Smith Keeps The Draft Updates Coming

supermike5alive — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:28:57 EDT

dude, don't even replace that battery. just remove it, altogether, permanently.

you don't need that smoke detector anyway.

supermike5alive

Kevin Smith Keeps The Draft Updates Coming

kayceebk — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:22:23 EDT

Pete wanted me to train in a very uncomfortable place. . like the back of a Volkswagen

kayceebk

Kevin Smith Keeps The Draft Updates Coming

HappierMan — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:14:59 EDT

@Yellow Tail Swine: that smoke detector is the real story here. (Hey Kevin Smith I'm sure most banks will advance you 5 bucks for a package of AAA batteries.)

HappierMan

Kevin Smith Keeps The Draft Updates Coming

Chamomiles Davis — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:59:27 EDT

Unfortunately, Central Florida has a different player on their mind right now:

[news.yahoo.com]

Chamomiles Davis

Kevin Smith Keeps The Draft Updates Coming

The Fan’s Attic — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:59:04 EDT

The Black Kige!!!

The Fan’s Attic

Kevin Smith Keeps The Draft Updates Coming

7-8 Deville — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:59:03 EDT

who knew there were constant earthquakes in Florida.

7-8 Deville

Kevin Smith Keeps The Draft Updates Coming

Sliderofdeath — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:58:07 EDT

I work every day from 6 in the morning to 4 oclock. Is that my grizzy?

Sliderofdeath

Kevin Smith Keeps The Draft Updates Coming

HugsFromHarold — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:57:38 EDT

Hey Will, give yourself a pat on the back, one for the otherside and two at a time.

@apostles03:
I don't know, but it sounds kinda gay.

HugsFromHarold

Kevin Smith Keeps The Draft Updates Coming

RonZookonRedBull — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:57:20 EDT

@apostles03: That's more of a Fleshbot topic.

RonZookonRedBull

Kevin Smith Keeps The Draft Updates Coming

Doyle McPoyle — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:57:02 EDT

@apostles03: A party at Kevin Johnson's house.

Doyle McPoyle

Kevin Smith Keeps The Draft Updates Coming

Babcocksure — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:55:46 EDT

young AND stupid. go figure

Babcocksure

Kevin Smith Keeps The Draft Updates Coming

Green Weenie — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:54:35 EDT

What the hell is a "Meat-in"?

Green Weenie

Kevin Smith Keeps The Draft Updates Coming

Weed Against Speed — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:53:58 EDT

Certainly a cooler guy than Leinart. But who isn't?.

Great job, Will. Now he has to go get some other chick pregnant.

Weed Against Speed

Kevin Smith Keeps The Draft Updates Coming

Yellow Tail Swine — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:53:10 EDT

KEVIN, REPLACE THE BATTERIES IN YOUR GOD DAMN SMOKE DETECTOR

Yellow Tail Swine

Kevin Smith Keeps The Draft Updates Coming

Jerkwheat — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:51:50 EDT

@Matt_T: are you talking about Sirent Bob?

Jerkwheat

Kevin Smith Keeps The Draft Updates Coming

Weed Against Speed — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:51:43 EDT

No, guys. This is the British science fiction editor and activist Kevin Smith.

Weed Against Speed

Kevin Smith Keeps The Draft Updates Coming

LeagueofShadows — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:51:33 EDT

So, Kevin Smith, you worked out from 6 to 4...the hours many people work every day. Congratulations on giving exactly as much effort as expected.

LeagueofShadows

Kevin Smith Keeps The Draft Updates Coming

Civil Negligence — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:50:16 EDT

This Martin Lawrence is so unoriginal--I saw him use this same material on Def Comedy Jam.

Civil Negligence

Kevin Smith Keeps The Draft Updates Coming

Matt_T — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:48:08 EDT

Lunchbox here is my Herero life partner

Matt_T

Kevin Smith Keeps The Draft Updates Coming

UpstateUnderdog — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:47:38 EDT

He must have really enjoyed St Pat's Day yesterday. After all his name is Kevin Smith.

UpstateUnderdog

Kevin Smith Keeps The Draft Updates Coming

VTBen — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:47:21 EDT

does he apologize for making Jersey Girl?

VTBen

Kevin Smith Keeps The Draft Updates Coming

Carlton_Whitfield — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:47:06 EDT

Where's the belt buckle endorsement?

Carlton_Whitfield

Kevin Smith Keeps The Draft Updates Coming

LeNoceur — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:46:06 EDT

It's like Kige Ramsey, but from a midpriced hotel room rather than a paneled basement.

Oh, and Smith doesn't appear to be brain-damaged.

LeNoceur

Kevin Smith Keeps The Draft Updates Coming

ArkansasFred — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:45:40 EDT

It takes a phenomenal level of shittiness to make Kige look like Ingmar Bergman.

ArkansasFred

Kevin Smith Keeps The Draft Updates Coming

Disgruntled Goat — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:44:51 EDT

I'm back

Yes, but is he back like cooked crack?

Disgruntled Goat

Kevin Smith Keeps The Draft Updates Coming

martyfunkhauser — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:44:51 EDT

I liked "Clerks" and "Dogma" but I just don't get his new stuff.

martyfunkhauser

Kevin Smith Keeps The Draft Updates Coming

Gourmet Spud — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:44:13 EDT

His strongest effort since Mallrats.

Gourmet Spud