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The Chinese Know Baseball Needs More Cheerleaders

Trizz Nathaniel — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 22:36:23 EDT

I would go wild on all of their sideways vaginas.

Trizz Nathaniel

The Chinese Know Baseball Needs More Cheerleaders

shawnkemp40 — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 18:21:24 EDT

So many yes's.....not enough seed to spread around.

/bukkake dreamin

shawnkemp40

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hector villanueva's posse — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 17:27:59 EDT

altogether now...

WE GO IN FOR BALL HITTING SPORT! CAN YOU DO ANY LESS?

hector villanueva's posse

The Chinese Know Baseball Needs More Cheerleaders

Chamomiles Davis — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:57:46 EDT

@McNutty: I feel like we've all learned something today.

When I first saw these photos, my penis made a Great Leap Forward.

Chamomiles Davis

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:56:29 EDT

Countdown to Broncos cheerleading tryouts: less than 2 weeks. holla.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

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Moobs — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:51:52 EDT

In Communist China, you cheer leaders!

/It's been a long day

Moobs

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Hit Bull Win Steak — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:42:34 EDT

I thought it was called the "Me Love You Long Line?"

Hit Bull Win Steak

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Afino — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:42:14 EDT

@Jefferson Short Bus:

Wow. +1.

Afino

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Weed Against Speed — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:39:21 EDT

@Sheepblog: But Tommy Lasorda does...disgustingly.

Weed Against Speed

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Jefferson Short Bus — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:37:16 EDT

In China a "suicide squeeze" is when you jump in front of a tank.

Jefferson Short Bus

The Chinese Know Baseball Needs More Cheerleaders

The Fan’s Attic — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:34:50 EDT

@The Fan's Attic: Ummm...I'm not sure how my earlier, less expository post was posted after my later more expository post. Nevertheless...TRIFECTA!

The Fan’s Attic

The Chinese Know Baseball Needs More Cheerleaders

Sheepblog — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:32:52 EDT

Tibet does not approve.

Sheepblog

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Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:32:32 EDT

The "3" signifies the number of available inputs.

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

The Chinese Know Baseball Needs More Cheerleaders

Stev D — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:32:14 EDT

Haha, wrong hole! Now I get the joke.

Stev D

The Chinese Know Baseball Needs More Cheerleaders

The Fan’s Attic — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:31:55 EDT

@MrMoustache: fuck...i'm engaged to one.

The Fan’s Attic

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The Fan’s Attic — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:31:51 EDT

@MrMoustache: fuck...i'm engaged to one. Asian woman, not an internet sports geek.

The Fan’s Attic

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The Fan’s Attic — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:30:46 EDT

How come the Beijing Deadspin Bureau isn't all over this story? Or, are they already all over it and that's why we don't have a post?

The Fan’s Attic

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MrMoustache — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:30:32 EDT

@MrMoustache: Internet sports geeks like Asian girls? There's a shocker.

MrMoustache

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McNutty — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:28:23 EDT

@Chamomiles Davis: That says "yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes", doesn't it?

/now I know Chinese!!

McNutty

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Bunkie Perkins — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:27:42 EDT

Those pictures are great, but Ill probably want to see some more later.

Bunkie Perkins

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The Fan’s Attic — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:27:37 EDT

@Weed Against Speed: Goddamn! That was coldhearted. +10

The Fan’s Attic

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gjdodger — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:27:26 EDT

Do the Tomahawk Chop Suey!

gjdodger

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MrMoustache — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:27:12 EDT

Yellow fever? I've got the yellow plague!

MrMoustache

The Chinese Know Baseball Needs More Cheerleaders

Doyle McPoyle — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:25:31 EDT

Their cheerleading troupe is known as "The Abandoned Baby Girls".

Doyle McPoyle

The Chinese Know Baseball Needs More Cheerleaders

DennyCrane — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:24:37 EDT

O AN THEY SEXY

DennyCrane

The Chinese Know Baseball Needs More Cheerleaders

sassydeerrun — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:24:24 EDT

With two in a bathroom stall, you get eggroll.

sassydeerrun

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Weed Against Speed — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:23:38 EDT

@TheTick: You gotta love that. You can really tell those girls are just happy to be alive.

Weed Against Speed

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KevinNoMaas — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:23:11 EDT

Get back in the kitchen and cook me some delicious Chinese food.
- Keith Hernandez

KevinNoMaas

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futuremrsrickankiel — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:22:54 EDT

@Civil Negligence: Rice or noodles with that?

futuremrsrickankiel

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Bluenatic — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:22:51 EDT

Now THIS is a post I can get behind.

Bluenatic

The Chinese Know Baseball Needs More Cheerleaders

The Fan’s Attic — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:22:48 EDT

That's some serious hotpot.

The Fan’s Attic

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strong like bull smart like tractor — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:22:36 EDT

One from column A and one from column B? Don't mind if I do...

strong like bull smart like tractor

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shea_guevara — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:22:28 EDT

That is a traditional Chinese dance to signify an unassisted groundout to the firstbaseman.

/scorebook humor

shea_guevara

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Chamomiles Davis — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:22:04 EDT

是, 是, 是, 是, 是, 是, 是

Chamomiles Davis

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Evgeni Merkin — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:20:38 EDT

Daisy Chain Line Spanking. This is why they got the Olympics, Damn it. They just get it.

Evgeni Merkin

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TheTick — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:19:55 EDT

They don't look all that coordinated, but they certainly seem enthusiastic.

TheTick

The Chinese Know Baseball Needs More Cheerleaders

crazyjoedavola — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:19:39 EDT

Was the ending of the game happy as well?

crazyjoedavola

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Stev D — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:17:35 EDT

I go to baseball games to take a break from my Asian fetish.

Stev D

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Gourmet Spud — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:17:16 EDT

Come and join the Chinese National Baseball Cheerleading Squad!

We are masters at executing...the human pyramid! (Wink)

Gourmet Spud

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Civil Negligence — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:17:14 EDT

Um, yes, I'll take #3, please.

Civil Negligence

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Afino — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:17:03 EDT

Just six months ago, those girls were still in high school!

Afino

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Carlton_Whitfield — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:17:03 EDT

@Lady Andrea: +1

Carlton_Whitfield

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DontPracticeRenteria — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:16:46 EDT

o harrow rittre cheerreaders

DontPracticeRenteria

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josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:16:24 EDT

Above: Yes, yes, yes, no, yes, yes, yes, no.

Below: Yes, no, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

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Barry Lutz — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:16:04 EDT

Edmonds was disappointed the cheerleaders were female.

Barry Lutz

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Green Weenie — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:15:44 EDT

Strangely, I read this post and I'm hungry for more.

Green Weenie

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Weed Against Speed — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:15:38 EDT

The formation the cheerleaders are doing in the first photo is called "The Great Wall", right?

Weed Against Speed

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muggsybogues — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:15:27 EDT

Oops, there goes my shirt. Oh my.

muggsybogues

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the earl of weaver — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:15:21 EDT

Hines Ward "smirre" assessment in 3...2...1...

the earl of weaver

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UpstateUnderdog — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:15:18 EDT

cheer readers?

UpstateUnderdog

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HebrewHammer — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:14:01 EDT

Those are some nice won tons.

HebrewHammer

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HIV 2 Elway — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:13:40 EDT

So many yes's.

HIV 2 Elway

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crazyjoedavola — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:13:09 EDT

There are Dale Earnardt fans in China?

crazyjoedavola

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Lady Andrea — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:13:03 EDT

Of course Jimmy E likes China. There's a giant wall he can run into at full speed.

Lady Andrea

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ArkansasFred — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:12:20 EDT

That's certainly a businessman's special.

ArkansasFred

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Matt_T — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:12:17 EDT

Dale Murphy is appalled.

Matt_T

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Civil Negligence — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:11:37 EDT

Judging by that first photo Cowboy Joe West likes what he sees.

Civil Negligence

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BigTenObsession — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:10:25 EDT

Dammit, this post broke the front page.

BigTenObsession