It's Those 190-Foot Goals That Always Getcha - Deadspin Comments

It's Those 190-Foot Goals That Always Getcha

kayceebk — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 15:37:58 EDT

@Turkeyleg: How about just plain Ock? No Southphilly-o

kayceebk

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Wyshynski — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 13:54:28 EDT

@SonofSpurrier: Your boys impressed the hell out of me after the first period. Really, really agressive to the net. Just couldn't get the equalizer.

@Turkeyleg: I vote for Fishsticks McLighthouse III.

Wyshynski

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SonofSpurrier — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 13:45:19 EDT

::sigh::

SonofSpurrier

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Canadian Impostor — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 13:23:03 EDT

The best part about the Leafs' "playoff hopes" is that even if they go 8-0-0 and the Sabres and Flyers tank, the Leafs still need both Washington and Florida to lose four games to the rest of the Southeast.

Yeeeeeah.

Canadian Impostor

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Bluenatic — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:53:57 EDT

@Wyshynski: The kid needs a nickname desparately.

Bluenatic

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The Curse of Harold Ballard’s Bunker — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:38:31 EDT

@DumpDolan: Ed Giacomin disagrees.

The Curse of Harold Ballard’s Bunker

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Wyshynski — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:38:07 EDT

@Turkeyleg: Okposo looked more exploso than so so

The great Gene Shalit, ladies and gentlemen...

Wyshynski

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strong like bull smart like tractor — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:37:14 EDT

@in Soviet Russia, 911 calls YOU: Honestly, I was thinking "Cloutier..."

strong like bull smart like tractor

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Bluenatic — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:35:52 EDT

For the record, Okposo looked more exploso than so so, and almost netted one on a nifty, Nystrom-esque wrap-around.

Bluenatic

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Wyshynski — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:34:44 EDT

@Encouraging Referee Pitman: @Wilf: I find "Entourage" amusing. I used to find it really amusing before they turned Drama into the Homer Simpson idiot plot of the week character. Now I watch it for the occasional Piven stroke of genius, for the guest stars, and for Billy Walsh, director from hell.

Wyshynski

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War Penguin — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:34:30 EDT

@Wilf: Yeah, that hurt to watch.

War Penguin

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Wyshynski — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:30:25 EDT

@The Gizmo from Pismo: Check out the graf before the puck headlines...no love by name, but I did pimp your backup keeper's shutout.

I've got nuthin' for love for Columbus...especially after I got 'faced there following the Draft last summer.

Wyshynski

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Encouraging Referee Pitman — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:28:58 EDT

He who references Entourage is not allowed to use the phrase "douche-chills."

Encouraging Referee Pitman

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blastitbiggs — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:21:17 EDT

@Average-Joe: So I take it I wasn't the only one who thought "Osgood?!" when I saw the thread title?

blastitbiggs

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DumpDolan — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:16:56 EDT

Conklin handles the puck like a 1970s goalie. And that may be flattery.

DumpDolan

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Wilf — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:15:52 EDT

@Summer-of-George:

And speaking of Total Recall, I think Sharon Stone's just had that surgery.

Wilf

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Gourmet Spud — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:13:12 EDT

@Gourmet Spud:

...with Lloyd.

Gourmet Spud

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Summer-of-George — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:12:12 EDT

@crazyjoedavola:

We're talking 2 chicks from Total Recall...8 boobs total.

Summer-of-George

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BradLee — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:11:57 EDT

@Wyshynski: A late March win for a team outside of the playoff chase is but a lone cricket chirping in the black of night. And that cricket is likely to jump into a big giant bug zapper Thursday night in Ottawa.

BradLee

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Wilf — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:11:27 EDT

She'll see I'm not so tough
Just because... I was never tough.

/hates Entourage

***also, the Penguins were on their annual "Dads travel with the team" trip, and Therrien started Ty 'cause his dad made the trip from Alaska. And he got to see his son hung out to dry.

/hates Ryan Whitney's giveaways

Wilf

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Gourmet Spud — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:09:47 EDT

@Dany Heatley Speedwagon:

(hangs head in shame) If anyone needs me, I'll be out back...

Gourmet Spud

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THEGINOCIMOLICONSPIRACY — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:02:11 EDT

Every time Conklin mishandled a puck last night, a small smile settled on the corners of Marc-Andre Fleury's agent.

THEGINOCIMOLICONSPIRACY

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Dany Heatley Speedwagon — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:01:23 EDT

@Gourmet Spud: or maybe he was outback with Drama?

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

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crazyjoedavola — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 11:56:44 EDT

@Summer-of-George: We talking 2 women or like the chick from Total Recall?

crazyjoedavola

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Average-Joe — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 11:53:21 EDT

Somewhere Chris Osgood is probably thinking we've all forgotten those two center ice goals from the 97-98 run! WE WILL NEVER FORGET OPIE...oh and don't think you're off the hook either Jamie Macoun just coz you won a ring that year...

Average-Joe

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Gourmet Spud — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 11:52:15 EDT

@Wyshynski:

He was out back with Turtle, double-teaming Janice Dickenson.

Gourmet Spud

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neckbeardedclam — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 11:51:43 EDT

@Dany Heatley Speedwagon: +1. Though sometimes those bouncing pucks can somehow go through your body sometimes. This has never happened to me though. Only that one time. In a tournament. Bah.

neckbeardedclam

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Tuffy — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 11:51:38 EDT

Following a picture of Christine Brinkley with the phrase "bat-shit crazy" may not be subtle enough.

Tuffy

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Summer-of-George — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 11:51:22 EDT

I thought Monday, Wednesday, and Friday were our tits days? Friday better have double boobies...

Summer-of-George

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kayceebk — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 11:51:07 EDT

@Dany Heatley Speedwagon: "Honorable mention: Everyone but Martin Gerber"

kayceebk

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The Gizmo from Pismo — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 11:46:36 EDT

What..no love for the Blue Jackets?!

The Gizmo from Pismo

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Wyshynski — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 11:45:20 EDT

@MattMillenFanClub: Clark Griswald.

@Brad_Lee: I know, I know...it was a big win last night, and good to see Boyes earning his money where Ribeiro refuses to. In all honesty, I thought the final score was a typo, so I ignored it.

Wyshynski

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Weed Against Speed — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 11:44:59 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak: That means if it had been warm in Quebec, all of them would have been naked.

Weed Against Speed

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 11:44:59 EDT

@MattMillenFanClub: Ted Kennedy.

She Blinded Me With Violence

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MattMillenFanClub — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 11:43:00 EDT

@Wyshynski: Ok, pretend she's willing. Who do we call for a ride to the hotel: Billy Joel, or Toonces the cat?

MattMillenFanClub

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UkraineNotWeak — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 11:38:55 EDT

@Brad_Lee:

The kind you'd buy at a second hand store?

UkraineNotWeak

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Dany Heatley Speedwagon — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 11:37:31 EDT

and before I forget... Toskola deserves all the ripping he gets. The first thing you learn as a goaltender is NEVER try and just scoop it up with your glove... ALWAYS get in front of it. That kind of play was made for the Leafs.

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

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Wyshynski — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 11:37:12 EDT

@MattMillenFanClub: She's the kind of woman you walk up to in a bar all hazy-eyed, and you're thinking, "I'm going to close this case as long as she doesn't mention her kids...or her kids' kids."

Wyshynski

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BradLee — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 11:36:57 EDT

Nothing on the Canadiens shitting the bed vs. the lowly Blues? Raspberry berets across Quebec were thrown in disgust last evening.

BradLee

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Dany Heatley Speedwagon — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 11:35:38 EDT

@Wyshynski: Their is no excuse for sucking all year then kicking it into high gear like this now to tease the fanbase... but I'll accept Edmonton doing it if only for the giant fuck you to Brian Burke. Fuck him right in his ear.

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

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apostles03 — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 11:35:37 EDT

When she wakes up,
she should makeup
her face a little bit more

apostles03

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MattMillenFanClub — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 11:35:34 EDT

@Weed Against Speed: back in the day, she be fine.

today, about 6 rummy cokes

MattMillenFanClub

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Dany Heatley Speedwagon — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 11:34:23 EDT

That predicting hot playoff goalies article was very bold and insightful naming 9 out of 16 possible goalies. The only thing it forgot was "Honourable Mention: the other 7"

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

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UkraineNotWeak — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 11:32:57 EDT

It's their rink, it's their ice, and it's their fuckin' town. But tonight we got our fans with us!
They spent their own dough to get here, and they came here to see us! All right, let's show 'em what we got, guys! Get out there on the ice and let 'em know you're there. Get that fuckin' stick in their side. Let 'em know you're there! Get that lumber in his teeth. Let 'em know you're there!

UkraineNotWeak

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Wyshynski — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 11:31:23 EDT

@Dany Heatley Speedwagon: It's a coalition of the willing ... to wait until the last month of the season to get their asses in gear.

Wyshynski

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twoeightnine — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 11:30:50 EDT

Needs more tits, less boobs.

twoeightnine

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Dany Heatley Speedwagon — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 11:29:59 EDT

Apparently "Operation: Cock-tease" is a much bigger undertaking then we realized and a coalition has now been formed with the Coilers.

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

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crazyjoedavola — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 11:29:14 EDT

@Doyle McPoyle: He wasn't mad, just got lost coming home from the bar.

crazyjoedavola

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 11:28:59 EDT

Still living in her white bread world, I see.

She Blinded Me With Violence

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Doyle McPoyle — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 11:28:06 EDT

Billy Joel got so mad at this picture that he drove all the way across the country just to personally smash through the front of E's house in Hollywood.

Doyle McPoyle

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Doyle McPoyle — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 11:26:54 EDT

@Afino: Now you listen to me! This is my last shot at a winner and for some of the younger guys it could be their only shot. I don't know what happened to you. But if you ever, ever tank another play like you did today, I'm gonna cut your nuts off and stuff 'em down your fuckin' throat!

Doyle McPoyle