<![CDATA[Announcing The Next Book Tour Stop: Milwaukee! - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Announcing The Next Book Tour Stop: Milwaukee! - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Announcing The Next Book Tour Stop: Milwaukee!]]> Have fun in my hometown! And have fun reading at the bookstore that was my first job!

Kois

]]> <![CDATA[Announcing The Next Book Tour Stop: Milwaukee!]]> I love Milwaukee. Really all of Wisconsin is quite nice. Except for the complete absence of women who weigh less than 250lbs.

Fixed.

cromartie

]]> <![CDATA[Announcing The Next Book Tour Stop: Milwaukee!]]> @goathair: The only two Ian's are currently in Madison. However, there will be an Ian's opening in Chicago soon.

Deadspin

]]> <![CDATA[Announcing The Next Book Tour Stop: Milwaukee!]]> @theballadofrickeyfoggie: It's all slang for the same thang... Also, I have a feeling the after-party will be at the Cactus Club, Hi-Hat, or Social; something appropriately black-leather-jacket-&-tee & hipster. I would prefer Hollander, or one of the bars near Miller Park, though. Especially since I could walk home from the latter.

(...Also, I won't be at the reading, but I will bum-rush yo' after-party, & publicist will sign, "I'm sorry".)

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> <![CDATA[Announcing The Next Book Tour Stop: Milwaukee!]]> @Charley West: After last season, is that really something you want?

smurphette

]]> <![CDATA[Announcing The Next Book Tour Stop: Milwaukee!]]> Sweetness. I may have to swing down from Madison.

Super King

]]> <![CDATA[Announcing The Next Book Tour Stop: Milwaukee!]]> I have been to summerfest.

/just sayin

Laser Guided

]]> <![CDATA[Announcing The Next Book Tour Stop: Milwaukee!]]> Brookfield? That's like some miles away. I live in the dirty underbelly, not fucking Brookfield. I should be able to attend.

Fat-Fat

]]> <![CDATA[Announcing The Next Book Tour Stop: Milwaukee!]]> @Rob Iracane: Says the guy from Jersey.

Pete Gaines

]]> <![CDATA[Announcing The Next Book Tour Stop: Milwaukee!]]> @twoeightnine: Jim Brown just rolled over in his grave.

Charley West

]]> <![CDATA[Announcing The Next Book Tour Stop: Milwaukee!]]> @twoeightnine:

We won one last year.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Announcing The Next Book Tour Stop: Milwaukee!]]> If Brookfield is considered Milwaukee, then I grew up in Mukwanago.

theballadofrickeyfoggie

]]> <![CDATA[Announcing The Next Book Tour Stop: Milwaukee!]]> We'll talk when you guys start yelling "Big East football represent."

At least then Syracuse would have a chance at winning a conference game.

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[Announcing The Next Book Tour Stop: Milwaukee!]]> You'd better think Minneapolis is "somewhere in Texas".

stealofthedraft

]]> <![CDATA[Announcing The Next Book Tour Stop: Milwaukee!]]> @smurphette: We'll talk when you guys start yelling "Big East football represent."

Charley West

]]> <![CDATA[Announcing The Next Book Tour Stop: Milwaukee!]]> @She Blinded Me With Violence:
Should be: crappy macrobeer.

stealofthedraft

]]> <![CDATA[Announcing The Next Book Tour Stop: Milwaukee!]]> @Charley West: We're not worthy!

Also, from your avatar I see you are a Mountaineer. Big East basketball represent :)

smurphette

]]> <![CDATA[Announcing The Next Book Tour Stop: Milwaukee!]]> @new_commentator: winner winner...

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

]]> <![CDATA[Announcing The Next Book Tour Stop: Milwaukee!]]> If you look real hard, you can see my house. Its there, right across the lake.

Al Czerviks Ride

]]> <![CDATA[Announcing The Next Book Tour Stop: Milwaukee!]]> @Steve Trachsel, Ace: And pop-ups, it just ain't classic literature without a pop-up in it.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[Announcing The Next Book Tour Stop: Milwaukee!]]> @J-No: I will!

@UkraineNotWeak: probably Mama and Papa Lady Andrea.

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Announcing The Next Book Tour Stop: Milwaukee!]]> Wisconsin's official state beverage: milk.

She Blinded Me With Violence

]]> <![CDATA[Announcing The Next Book Tour Stop: Milwaukee!]]> That photo is the Vegas version of Milwaukee. It's a new casino with a Milwaukee theme.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Announcing The Next Book Tour Stop: Milwaukee!]]> @Al Czerviks Ride: Poker? I hardly know her!

Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[Announcing The Next Book Tour Stop: Milwaukee!]]> Well it is the most romantic city on Earth.

tater

]]> <![CDATA[Announcing The Next Book Tour Stop: Milwaukee!]]> Milwaukee is kinda pretty when you're looking at a picture of it.

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[Announcing The Next Book Tour Stop: Milwaukee!]]> @new_commentator: I resemble that remark.

Cialis Cooper

]]> <![CDATA[Announcing The Next Book Tour Stop: Milwaukee!]]> @Lady Andrea:

Enjoy it. You got someone to call in case you need bail? :)

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Announcing The Next Book Tour Stop: Milwaukee!]]> @Lady Andrea: Have fun and be safe.

J-No

]]> <![CDATA[Announcing The Next Book Tour Stop: Milwaukee!]]> I love Milwaukee. Really all of Wisconsin is quite nice. Except for the cheeseheads.

/FIB

J-No

]]> <![CDATA[Announcing The Next Book Tour Stop: Milwaukee!]]> @UkraineNotWeak: Xavier over Georgia at 8.5? No way! And yeah, I'm off at 8 pm and I am pumped. : )

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Announcing The Next Book Tour Stop: Milwaukee!]]> @goathair: That would be excellent. I'm pretty sure the founder of Ian's went to culinary school in Chicago, so I guess expanding here does make some sense.

Yinka Double Dare

]]> <![CDATA[Announcing The Next Book Tour Stop: Milwaukee!]]> @Rob Iracane: I think they superimposed parts of Venice somehow, given the gondolas.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Announcing The Next Book Tour Stop: Milwaukee!]]> @Will Leitch: I too hated the book. Then again, I went to public school so I can barely read. I demand more pictures.

Steve Trachsel, Ace

]]> <![CDATA[Announcing The Next Book Tour Stop: Milwaukee!]]> @Chief Wahoo: What does the Jake have against a little poker?

Al Czerviks Ride

]]> <![CDATA[Announcing The Next Book Tour Stop: Milwaukee!]]> @Sir Hotbod Handsomeface:
I believe you're looking for "In fact , it's pronounced 'mill-e-wah-que' which is Algonquin for 'the good land.'"
Or perhaps, "I think one of the most interesting things about Milwaukee is that it's the only American city to elect three Socialist mayors."

Anti-Barbaro Society

]]> <![CDATA[Announcing The Next Book Tour Stop: Milwaukee!]]> @Lady Andrea:

Aren't you off to Vegas tonight?

Have a great time.

Bet Xavier -8.5 over Georgia 12PM ET Thursday

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Announcing The Next Book Tour Stop: Milwaukee!]]> Will, the Cards are here to face the Royals June 27-29. I guess we'll see you then?

Carlton_Whitfield

]]> <![CDATA[Announcing The Next Book Tour Stop: Milwaukee!]]> I don't believe you're actually going to the Jake. No Cards games there, my friend.

Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[Announcing The Next Book Tour Stop: Milwaukee!]]> You finally do a reading in Milwaukee, and I move away 3 weeks beforehand. Dammit. Anyway, they booked you at one of the suburban locations. Try to get a hotel downtown- Schwartz and/or the publisher usually hires this PR/handler type who has really big peroxided hair and drives an even bigger caddy.She'll get you to and from the gig. Once downtown, shuttle buses from the Water St. bars will get you to Miller Park. Enjoy your stay.

4th and 26

]]> <![CDATA[Announcing The Next Book Tour Stop: Milwaukee!]]> @smurphette: Does this guy know how to party or what?

Charley West

]]> <![CDATA[Announcing The Next Book Tour Stop: Milwaukee!]]> @Yinka Double Dare: Word on the street is they're building one in Chicago. And by street I mean State Street.

goathair

]]> <![CDATA[Announcing The Next Book Tour Stop: Milwaukee!]]> @Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: So, do you come to Milwaukee often?

smurphette

]]> <![CDATA[Announcing The Next Book Tour Stop: Milwaukee!]]> @Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: hi, I'm in...Wisconsin?

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Announcing The Next Book Tour Stop: Milwaukee!]]> @thesepretzels: oops. re: chuck c.

thesepretzels

]]> <![CDATA[Announcing The Next Book Tour Stop: Milwaukee!]]> Went to UWM, hated the hardware store business.

thesepretzels

]]> <![CDATA[Announcing The Next Book Tour Stop: Milwaukee!]]> @goathair: Wait, Ian's exists outside of Madison?

Yinka Double Dare

]]> <![CDATA[Announcing The Next Book Tour Stop: Milwaukee!]]> Am I allowed to mention the main similarity between Milwaukee and Milwaukee's Best?

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Announcing The Next Book Tour Stop: Milwaukee!]]> @Will Leitch:

While you're there, can you find out whatever happened to Chuck Cunningham?

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Announcing The Next Book Tour Stop: Milwaukee!]]> @Will Leitch: Make sure you talk to Justin Verlander. He told me he owns that place.

Al Czerviks Ride

]]> <![CDATA[Announcing The Next Book Tour Stop: Milwaukee!]]> @Wilf:
Or previous comment history? But sure go ahead KKR, what didn't you like about the book?

lisa

]]> <![CDATA[Announcing The Next Book Tour Stop: Milwaukee!]]> Is there an Ian's Pizza close?

goathair

]]> <![CDATA[Announcing The Next Book Tour Stop: Milwaukee!]]> Be sure to dine at Mader's.

J. Henry Waugh

]]> <![CDATA[Announcing The Next Book Tour Stop: Milwaukee!]]> @Karate_Kid_Reference:

I suppose, but the prevailing Deadspin culture of witty and ironic civility would discourage it, or at the very least compel the response that the book couldn't possibly be any less creative than your username.

Wilf

]]> <![CDATA[Announcing The Next Book Tour Stop: Milwaukee!]]> @Karate_Kid_Reference: Of course. Sometimes we even have whole discussions about it.

Will Leitch

]]> <![CDATA[Announcing The Next Book Tour Stop: Milwaukee!]]> Harry Johnson's Bookstore doesn't get a visit?

HebrewHammer

]]> <![CDATA[Announcing The Next Book Tour Stop: Milwaukee!]]> Am I allowed to say that I think the book is fucking terrible?

Karate_Kid_Reference

]]> <![CDATA[Announcing The Next Book Tour Stop: Milwaukee!]]> At last a stop where having no chicks show up would be considered a good thing.

Cialis Cooper

]]> <![CDATA[Announcing The Next Book Tour Stop: Milwaukee!]]> Pants Party at Frank DeFazio's Pizza Bowl afterward.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Announcing The Next Book Tour Stop: Milwaukee!]]> I see your Schwartz is as hairy as mine.

The Fan’s Attic

]]> <![CDATA[Announcing The Next Book Tour Stop: Milwaukee!]]> Barbara Walters Live! You are gonna miss it!

Babcocksure

]]> <![CDATA[Announcing The Next Book Tour Stop: Milwaukee!]]> Like the cleaning of a house, it never ends...

Sandy Magic Jackson

]]> <![CDATA[Announcing The Next Book Tour Stop: Milwaukee!]]> Milwaukee? Why that's nowhere near me! Just like every other stop on this tour.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[Announcing The Next Book Tour Stop: Milwaukee!]]> Make sure you check out the gay bars Jeffrey Dahmer frequented. You'll totally get some action, if that's your thing.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Announcing The Next Book Tour Stop: Milwaukee!]]> NEEDZ MOR NOO YORKZ

UTFLW

]]> <![CDATA[Announcing The Next Book Tour Stop: Milwaukee!]]> Schlemiel, schlemozl, Hazenpfeffer Incorporated...

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[Announcing The Next Book Tour Stop: Milwaukee!]]> You mixed up the photographs. That one clearly shows a nice city.

Rob Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[Announcing The Next Book Tour Stop: Milwaukee!]]> As if Milwaukee weren't already cool enough.

Charley West

]]> <![CDATA[Announcing The Next Book Tour Stop: Milwaukee!]]> HARRY W. SCHWARTZ BOOKSHOP

There are Jews in Wisconsin?

Steve Trachsel, Ace

]]> <![CDATA[Announcing The Next Book Tour Stop: Milwaukee!]]> should have been you Madison

Babcocksure

]]> <![CDATA[Announcing The Next Book Tour Stop: Milwaukee!]]> Wayne's World reference in 3...2...1...

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

]]> <![CDATA[Announcing The Next Book Tour Stop: Milwaukee!]]> They have gondolas in Milwaukee?

Wilf

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