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The Towel Peeing Guy Shines For K-State

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 17:29:59 EDT

@Herr Doktor Merkwürdigelieben: If it got 'em a win, even ever-so-progressive Madison, Wisc., would be down. That sort of militarism (re-enactment) wouldn't "merit" an on-campus bombing.

/disappointed Kent State gets all the sad/worried looks come tournament time
/supposes "counterrevolutionary" violence is "better" than governmental violence
/not really
/realizes his father knows the bombers
/shits pants

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Juancho — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:03:30 EDT

@Juancho: Mein Gott!

Juancho

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Juancho — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:03:21 EDT

@Juancho: mein Fuhrer?

Juancho

The Towel Peeing Guy Shines For K-State

Juancho — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:03:02 EDT

@Herr Doktor Merkwürdigelieben: der Fuhrer?

Juancho

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Travis Hudson — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 11:48:08 EDT

Hey Pete Jayhawk, suck on deez.

Travis Hudson

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Artie Fufkin — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 11:33:48 EDT

Is Wisconsin also the only team without sweet tats?

Artie Fufkin

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RectumDamnNearKilledEm — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 11:32:25 EDT

Even Zach Morley is sporting a buzz cut these days.

And if you're really interested in the full story (which you shouldn't be, it's not that interesting), it's here.

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Uecker Seats — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 11:05:23 EDT

@Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: Jowohl, mein Herr! Sind wirklich das Basketball Ubermensch ab der Gross Zehn, nich wahr?

Seriously, Bo Ryan needs to coach a game dressed like Herr Doktor Merkwürdigelieben:

Uecker Seats

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She Blinded Me With Violence — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 10:52:44 EDT

Beaswheat say "o-tay"!

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Mr. Soul — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 10:51:19 EDT

Winthrop forget to leave the locker rooms or something

They were replaced on the court by some guy named Billy Ray Valentine.

Mr. Soul

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Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 10:47:57 EDT

@UeckersEats: Yeah, but they sure hustle and are gritty and scrappy and play the game the right way and are fundamentally sound while also having a high basketball IQ.

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Uecker Seats — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 10:46:08 EDT

@Juancho: Your 2008 UW Boys from Brazil, er Badgers!

Uecker Seats

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Juancho — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 10:44:33 EDT

@UeckersEats: Tonight on A&E, the new series: Hitler Youth, brought to you by Volkswagen!

Juancho

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supermike5alive — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 10:36:58 EDT

hey so... what's ahh... what's going on?

supermike5alive

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asliceofbacon — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 10:35:38 EDT

couldn't agree more...the only difference this year for arizona is that they actually weren't that good. No worries - i'm sure the AD is used to booking the early morning flight on friday.

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Uecker Seats — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 10:32:45 EDT

Man, it wasn't for Hughes, Flowers & Carl Landry's little brother, the Badgers could be Nazi souljas in a WWII movie. I mean, just look at these aryans, er goyim, er guys:
Herr Josef Krabbenhoft ('o-face')
Herr Grigori Stiemsma (seriously, did they just clone Krabby?)
Herr Johan Leuer (guarding Patton Oswalt?)
Herr Tim Jarmusz
und "Mr. Iowa", Herr Jason Bahannon
Apparently, UW has perfected cloning technology!

Uecker Seats

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Peter Nincompoop — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 10:30:20 EDT

Ever after saving Duke from an epic NCAA embarrassment with a coast-to-coast, Gerald Henderson's most important play remains the peoples elbow he delivered to Tyler Hansbrough last year.

Peter Nincompoop

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Clare — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 10:29:42 EDT

@Wyshynski: Ahhh, summer camp memories. Did you go to Camp Tockwogh too?

My brackets are all jacked up, but I note with some enthusiasm that the two guys in my office who took off Thursday and Friday are doing worse than me. Ha!

Clare

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The Diesel — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 10:28:12 EDT

Beasley. Good at free throws, bad at the Shocker.

The Diesel

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tater — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 10:27:15 EDT

I think you got screwed if you were getting paid and not watching basketball yesterday.

tater

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VTBen — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 10:26:06 EDT

Thanks for reminding me about the towel peeing incident. If I had remembered that I might have picked them to beat USC.

God, my bracket sucked yesterday. (George Mason? What was I thinking!) Let's hope Siena helps me turn things around today.

VTBen

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UpstateUnderdog — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 10:23:22 EDT

@The Teufel Shuffle: don't forget Drake, Butler, Cornell, and Davidson.

@Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies: come to think of it so did I.

UpstateUnderdog

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 10:22:50 EDT

@BigTenObsession: Tell me about it. SOB!

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The Gentleman Masher — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 10:21:46 EDT

Excellent. Brauheist 2008 has started off swimmingly for Wisconsin's Little Nowitzkis...

The Gentleman Masher

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Wyshynski — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 10:21:28 EDT

Welcome to our t-o-w-e-l. Notice there isn't any "P" in it. Let's keep it that way.

Wyshynski

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The Teufel Shuffle — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 10:17:48 EDT

Duke, Belmont and Winthrop are the three WASPiest names in NCAA history. Even George Mason doesn't compete.

The Teufel Shuffle

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Dead Wrestlers Society — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 10:16:56 EDT

I hope Arceneaux is working at a fast food joint. Bastard.

Dead Wrestlers Society

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Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 10:16:25 EDT

@UpstateUnderdog: I, too, got paid to watch basketball games yesterday

/mmod'd

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Sir Hotbod Handsomeface — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 10:16:25 EDT

Hey guys - were there any college basketball games yesterday? I can't seem to find any info.

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

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7-8 Deville — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 10:15:32 EDT

Peeing in a towel? Great! Now I have no reason to leave the basement! - bloggers everywhere*

*may not be true

7-8 Deville

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Phony Gwynn — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 10:15:05 EDT

The dude got four clunkers in the Denver regional

Did you see the school that was "hosting" it? My Rams, who went 0-16 in a conference that sent a whopping two teams to the dance.

Karma, thy name is shit.

Phony Gwynn

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BigTenObsession — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 10:12:46 EDT

The Trojans now take the early lead in the "team that screwed over the most brackets by the end of the weekend" race.

I disagree - I think that honor goes to Winthrop. I bet more people had KSU winning than WSU winning.

BigTenObsession

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UpstateUnderdog — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 10:12:30 EDT

"Man, don't you feel bad for Gus Johnson?"

answer: No, he got paid to watch/call four basketball games yesterday.

UpstateUnderdog

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RandBall — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 10:12:07 EDT

Bill Walker peed in my NCAA pool.

RandBall

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tater — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 10:12:05 EDT

INVISIBUL JOINT

tater

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Juancho — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 10:11:07 EDT

Well, looks like Tim Floyd is who we thought he was.

Juancho