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Welcome To Today's Horrific Image

NovakAintNoJokovic — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 14:39:05 EDT

Better looking woman: Dickie V or Mitch Albom?

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Chamomiles Davis — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 13:19:00 EDT

I guess Dick's middle name is "Tucker."

"WOULD YOU FUCK ME? I'D FUCK ME! I'D FUCK ME HARD, BABY!"

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LeagueofShadows — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 13:03:33 EDT

Nightmare Ant has nothing on Crossdressing Vitale.

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Chamomiles Davis — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:52:08 EDT

@FredGarvin: OK... I think we're going to make it. Thanks, Fred!

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hector villanueva's posse — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:39:31 EDT

I just threw up in my mouth. A lot.

And, of course, "no".

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Uecker Seats — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:18:12 EDT

Dear. God. No.

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FredGarvin — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:17:53 EDT

@Chamomiles Davis: Start with the pic of AShley Judd from yesterday, then progress to the puck bunnies feature from this morning.

Repeat until penis emerges.

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bamassippi — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:15:34 EDT

"That's the worst thing I've ever seen."

/cITYmOURGE1996

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David Hume — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:14:27 EDT

Wow, that broad's never gonna lose her V.

David Hume

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Juancho — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:12:53 EDT

Yeah, the site couldn't undergo a server problem or design revamp when Will decided to put this up. Great.

Juancho

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Phony Gwynn — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:12:15 EDT

"That's gay, man."

-Ricky Williams

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BarbarobicsInstructor — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:09:46 EDT

Is that an A-line with a capital 'A' baby?

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Civil Negligence — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:09:17 EDT

Nice to see Oscar DeLaHoya's agenct finally got a new client.

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Carlton_Whitfield — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:08:32 EDT

@shea_guevara: Glad someone else noticed.

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Chamomiles Davis — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:08:31 EDT

One second after viewing this photo, my penis screamed like a lobster in a boiling pot and fled inward. At the moment it is wrapped around my small intestine and refuses to come out. Any ideas on how to fix this?

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Clare — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:06:52 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak: +1. Flawless.

Clare

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tater — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:06:31 EDT

MY EYES....ZEE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!

tater

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Phony Gwynn — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:06:24 EDT

@Phony Gwynn:

He was unnecessary
Not remotely vital
Especially when he's
dressed for a gay porn recital

/stops now

Phony Gwynn

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Tuffy — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:04:41 EDT

I hope Garrison Carr has been binding his feet.

Tuffy

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CollegeHoopsJournal — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:04:00 EDT

The face of the media of college basketball, folks.

CollegeHoopsJournal

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shea_guevara — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:02:24 EDT

As an editor, I'm almost as offended by the weird use of unnecessary em-dashes.

@MoBot: You and me both.

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Brazil Thrill — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:01:46 EDT

Thank you for that Will!

So... what's the easiest way to clean vomit off a computer keyboard? Anyone?

Brazil Thrill

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The Fan’s Attic — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:00:37 EDT

Apparently, the slippers do fit--on Vitale.

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Clare — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:00:36 EDT

I'm flying into Tampa in [checks watch] 12 hours. Do I have time to change my flight to, um, anywhere else?

Clare

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twoeightnine — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:00:18 EDT

I guess I'll be skipping my midday wank.

twoeightnine

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Phony Gwynn — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 11:59:48 EDT

The round renowned

It's like horrific Dr. Seuss.

The image was nasty, scary, and vile
After its viewing your dick will spew bile

Phony Gwynn

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 11:59:15 EDT

It's crossdressing , baby!!!

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Jerkwheat — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 11:58:58 EDT

@Weed Against Speed: must...kill...the Queen...

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Weed Against Speed — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 11:57:44 EDT

Why is Queen Elizabeth II promoting NCAA basketball?

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Carlton_Whitfield — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 11:57:35 EDT

ohgodpleaseletitbemidnightsoon

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tater — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 11:57:25 EDT

Well that made me forget the NHL closer pretty quick.

tater

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Paper Cut — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 11:57:15 EDT

Carolina Blue, Dookie V? Shame on you sir.

Paper Cut

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HappierMan — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 11:57:09 EDT

I just Oedipus'ed my self.

HappierMan

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StupidAngelos — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 11:57:00 EDT

At least this explains why there were no upsets last night. No one wanted to encourage him.

StupidAngelos

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44 in a Row — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 11:56:56 EDT

PLEASE MAKE IT GO AWAY.

44 in a Row

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Stev D — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 11:56:40 EDT

Well, Tampa chamber of commerce, you got room for one more?

/Packs bags

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A Pimp Named DaveR — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 11:56:39 EDT

Why is he holding a maxi-pad?

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Windy City Wahoo — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 11:56:02 EDT

I really hope that's a remote control he's got in his left hand.

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Chuckie Hacks 2 and 0 — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 11:55:52 EDT

No 'Nightmare Fuel' tag?

No 'Masturbation Fantasy Fuel' tag for Brady Quinn?

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Civil Negligence — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 11:55:00 EDT

It's a bad idea to get an errection at work anyway.

Civil Negligence

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Jerkwheat — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 11:54:54 EDT

roleplay night with Coach K

Jerkwheat