<![CDATA[Nobody Puts Baby Roy In a Corner - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Nobody Puts Baby Roy In a Corner - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Nobody Puts Baby Roy In a Corner]]> Good genes...[query.nytimes.com]

izzone

]]> <![CDATA[Nobody Puts Baby Roy In a Corner]]> BTW, if this is for the QC Remparts, Roy the Elder owns, GMs, and (I think) coaches the team.

BuddyGuyMontag

]]> <![CDATA[Nobody Puts Baby Roy In a Corner]]> it's safe to assume that he went home later and beat up his mother, correct?

Abe Froman

]]> <![CDATA[Nobody Puts Baby Roy In a Corner]]> Am I the only one who thought this should have ended with a figure-skating male striptease?

Steve_U

]]> <![CDATA[Nobody Puts Baby Roy In a Corner]]> @OchentaYcinco: I think you missed the point... The other goalie was simply utilizing the " I am going to hit your fists with my head as many times as possible" attack.

Ihateyourteam

]]> <![CDATA[Nobody Puts Baby Roy In a Corner]]> In case there are any Deadspin commenters who don't follow the Q (right, I know - seems impossible), the best part about this is that his old man was behind the bench and the speculation is that he sent him down to clean house.

mudcrutch79

]]> <![CDATA[Nobody Puts Baby Roy In a Corner]]> If he wasn't playing Major Juniors, Roy would have a chance to play for Michigan. They could always use someone that's classless. He'd fit right in, probably become the soul of the team.

CMU_Bueller

]]> <![CDATA[Nobody Puts Baby Roy In a Corner]]> @OchentaYcinco: Mississippi Sate is good, but I prefer the spicy lemon grass chicken.

the sieve

]]> <![CDATA[Nobody Puts Baby Roy In a Corner]]> Poppa Roy celebrated Junior's fight by going home and beating his wife.

En Vague

]]> <![CDATA[Nobody Puts Baby Roy In a Corner]]> Yup, he's a Roy.

ThatMarkDude

]]> <![CDATA[Nobody Puts Baby Roy In a Corner]]> @Lizabelle: its even better if you say "doo doo doo doo doo" like homer just before roy gets there... seriously, it's like crack

algiers4

]]> <![CDATA[Nobody Puts Baby Roy In a Corner]]> @lisa: Couldn't be a real MSU fan, our band clearly spells out S-T-A-T-E before every game in order to avoid such gaffes.
On another note: DAMMIT why couldn't we rebound!

BreakfastBourbon

]]> <![CDATA[Nobody Puts Baby Roy In a Corner]]> @TheWrathofQBEagles: Which fucktard? The psycho red goalie Roy, or the completely unwilling to attempt to defend himself white goalie baby boy?

Agamemnon Busmalis

]]> <![CDATA[Nobody Puts Baby Roy In a Corner]]> Wow, what a beautiful game.

Dr. Spaceman, Esq.

]]> <![CDATA[Nobody Puts Baby Roy In a Corner]]> Did the other goalie think playing dead was going to work?

OchentaYcinco

]]> <![CDATA[Nobody Puts Baby Roy In a Corner]]> Ohio is in the news again...this was found in the guy's mobile home
PATASKALA, Ohio - Police say a central Ohio drug bust included more than $3 million in cash and more than a ton of marijuana.

lisa

]]> <![CDATA[Nobody Puts Baby Roy In a Corner]]> This is why I don't go to Canada. Too violent.

J-No

]]> <![CDATA[Nobody Puts Baby Roy In a Corner]]> Never seen a beatdown like that in my hockey memory.

And, come on, that white goalie was fine; the worst he got were shots to the neck/back.

/Khia?

Rock You Like An Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[Nobody Puts Baby Roy In a Corner]]> it's still no STB.

nothing will EVER be STB.

supermike5alive

]]> <![CDATA[Nobody Puts Baby Roy In a Corner]]> That was the most incredible video I have ever seen in my life.

Lizabelle

]]> <![CDATA[Nobody Puts Baby Roy In a Corner]]> Good thing the ref stopped the other guy from helping his goalie. Wouldn't want to stop a senseless beating or anything.

Innings Eater

]]> <![CDATA[Nobody Puts Baby Roy In a Corner]]> Where's Mike Vernon's kid when you need him?

Raskolnikov

]]> <![CDATA[Nobody Puts Baby Roy In a Corner]]> I think my favorite part is where the refs are just writing down names/numbers. That and the take down the ref does on the guy in white trying to help his goalie.

The Boy Wonder

]]> <![CDATA[Nobody Puts Baby Roy In a Corner]]> I like hockey fights as much as the next guy, but I prefer them when both guys are willing participants. This fucktard should be banned for the season for that, what a jackass.

TheWrathofQBEagles

]]> <![CDATA[Nobody Puts Baby Roy In a Corner]]> You gotta FIGHT... For your RIGHT...to fight?

the-Bored

]]> <![CDATA[Nobody Puts Baby Roy In a Corner]]> @lisa:
fun TOO, just as funny as a UT grad who can't spell

lisa

]]> <![CDATA[Nobody Puts Baby Roy In a Corner]]> @OchentaYcinco:
The interns are having their fun to, looks like...nothing says funny like a Mississippi fan who can't spell. It's so unexpected.

lisa

]]> <![CDATA[Nobody Puts Baby Roy In a Corner]]> Oh, Canada.

Clare

]]> <![CDATA[Nobody Puts Baby Roy In a Corner]]> Hi. Totally off-topic, but this needs to be shared.

ESPN's Feature Comment at the moment:

"Mississippi Sate looks good."

I didn't misspell that.

OchentaYcinco

]]> <![CDATA[Nobody Puts Baby Roy In a Corner]]> The refs told him not to fight, but he couldn't hear him because he had Cracker Jack decoder rings in his ears.

Encouraging Referee Pitman

]]> <![CDATA[Nobody Puts Baby Roy In a Corner]]> Patrick Roy fought, but he wouldn't fight someone that wouldn't fight back...couldn't see his reaction from the bench, though...(too low res)

Smashville

]]> <![CDATA[Nobody Puts Baby Roy In a Corner]]> What was the other goalie looking at?! He didn't even react until le petite Roy had already started pummeling him!

thefuseproject

]]> <![CDATA[Nobody Puts Baby Roy In a Corner]]> The white goalie knew Roy wouldn't hit him because he was in the crease.

ky-jellydonuts

]]> <![CDATA[Nobody Puts Baby Roy In a Corner]]> Moron. He forgot to point over the other goalie's shoulder to distract him before punching him repeatedly in the back of the head. Do they simply not have cartoons in the Roy household?

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Nobody Puts Baby Roy In a Corner]]> The elder Roy must be the worst hockey dad ever.

I mean, seriously, all the kid ever wanted to do was be a goon, and his dad made him play goalie. Lame.

I was surprised he didn't take a swing at the official.

War Penguin

]]> <![CDATA[Nobody Puts Baby Roy In a Corner]]> sans blague?!

algiers4

]]>