<![CDATA[Dirk Has Fallen And He Can't Get Up (For At Least Two Weeks) - Deadspin Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[Dirk Has Fallen And He Can't Get Up (For At Least Two Weeks) - Deadspin Comments]]> http://deadspin.com Tue, 25 Mar 2008 01:52:26 EDT Tue, 25 Mar 2008 01:52:26 EDT http://deadspin.com/371256/dirk-has-fallen-and-he-cant-get-up-for-at-least-two-weeks <![CDATA[Dirk Has Fallen And He Can't Get Up (For At Least Two Weeks)]]> http://deadspin.com/371256/dirk-has-fallen-and-he-cant-get-up-for-at-least-two-weeks#c4851803 Cornholio makes me laugh every goddamn time.

@benschon: that story is both hilarious AND terrifying.

Greek McPapadopoulos

]]> 11:371256:c4851803 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 01:52:26 EDT <![CDATA[Dirk Has Fallen And He Can't Get Up (For At Least Two Weeks)]]> http://deadspin.com/371256/dirk-has-fallen-and-he-cant-get-up-for-at-least-two-weeks#c4841689 Angels across the universe,Dirk.Big beautiful Arayan rainbows melting away ankle injuries.Outside to dunk with Bluebirds and Sparrows.Wienerschnitzel and strudel.Frankenstein owners with Moe haircuts firing Leprechaun coaches.Affirmed.- Love,Dee Mirich.

hockalees

]]> 11:371256:c4841689 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 15:35:07 EDT <![CDATA[Dirk Has Fallen And He Can't Get Up (For At Least Two Weeks)]]> http://deadspin.com/371256/dirk-has-fallen-and-he-cant-get-up-for-at-least-two-weeks#c4839073 Never obstruct the overwhelming force that is Ime Udoka. Be it an angry Algerian mob, a 7-foot German, or legions of D-Leaguers--he fears them not.

benschon

]]> 11:371256:c4839073 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:45:20 EDT <![CDATA[Dirk Has Fallen And He Can't Get Up (For At Least Two Weeks)]]> http://deadspin.com/371256/dirk-has-fallen-and-he-cant-get-up-for-at-least-two-weeks#c4837879 Wasn't Rick Smits the Flying Dutchman? Or was that Dunking Dutchman? Either way, he's more Dutch than Nowitzki is.

PancakeBreakfast

]]> 11:371256:c4837879 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 12:42:17 EDT <![CDATA[Dirk Has Fallen And He Can't Get Up (For At Least Two Weeks)]]> http://deadspin.com/371256/dirk-has-fallen-and-he-cant-get-up-for-at-least-two-weeks#c4836608 note the mutant baby's resemblance to Novitzki

DeepFriar

]]> 11:371256:c4836608 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 11:43:25 EDT <![CDATA[Dirk Has Fallen And He Can't Get Up (For At Least Two Weeks)]]> http://deadspin.com/371256/dirk-has-fallen-and-he-cant-get-up-for-at-least-two-weeks#c4836443 Nibbles?

LeagueofShadows

]]> 11:371256:c4836443 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 11:35:08 EDT <![CDATA[Dirk Has Fallen And He Can't Get Up (For At Least Two Weeks)]]> http://deadspin.com/371256/dirk-has-fallen-and-he-cant-get-up-for-at-least-two-weeks#c4836245 Do not face the wrath of Stackhouse's bunghole!

LeagueofShadows

]]> 11:371256:c4836245 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 11:24:32 EDT <![CDATA[Dirk Has Fallen And He Can't Get Up (For At Least Two Weeks)]]> http://deadspin.com/371256/dirk-has-fallen-and-he-cant-get-up-for-at-least-two-weeks#c4836149 Stackhouse is a bitch.

suntastic

]]> 11:371256:c4836149 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 11:20:22 EDT <![CDATA[Dirk Has Fallen And He Can't Get Up (For At Least Two Weeks)]]> http://deadspin.com/371256/dirk-has-fallen-and-he-cant-get-up-for-at-least-two-weeks#c4836041 Black Russian leg sweep?

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

]]> 11:371256:c4836041 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 11:15:19 EDT <![CDATA[Dirk Has Fallen And He Can't Get Up (For At Least Two Weeks)]]> http://deadspin.com/371256/dirk-has-fallen-and-he-cant-get-up-for-at-least-two-weeks#c4835733 Ginobili clearly flopped.

7-8 Deville

]]> 11:371256:c4835733 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 11:00:11 EDT <![CDATA[Dirk Has Fallen And He Can't Get Up (For At Least Two Weeks)]]> http://deadspin.com/371256/dirk-has-fallen-and-he-cant-get-up-for-at-least-two-weeks#c4835636 DANG! I had the Pistons in my Final Four in three of my brackets too.

Al Czerviks Ride

]]> 11:371256:c4835636 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:54:56 EDT <![CDATA[Dirk Has Fallen And He Can't Get Up (For At Least Two Weeks)]]> http://deadspin.com/371256/dirk-has-fallen-and-he-cant-get-up-for-at-least-two-weeks#c4835617 @tater:
Or it looks like he went for a German and couldn't hold onto the waist.

tater

]]> 11:371256:c4835617 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:53:54 EDT <![CDATA[Dirk Has Fallen And He Can't Get Up (For At Least Two Weeks)]]> http://deadspin.com/371256/dirk-has-fallen-and-he-cant-get-up-for-at-least-two-weeks#c4835593 German suplex into a chokehold.

The WWE approves.

tater

]]> 11:371256:c4835593 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:52:39 EDT <![CDATA[Dirk Has Fallen And He Can't Get Up (For At Least Two Weeks)]]> http://deadspin.com/371256/dirk-has-fallen-and-he-cant-get-up-for-at-least-two-weeks#c4835521 Was Stackhouse's "Happy Easter" chokehold similar to the one I received from security that time when I showed up drunk and half-naked at the taping of the Hour of Power screaming "I have risen"?

Because if it was, it's not only painful, it's degrading.

Weed Against Speed

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