<![CDATA[It's Still Not As Dangerous As A Typical Eagles Game - Deadspin Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[It's Still Not As Dangerous As A Typical Eagles Game - Deadspin Comments]]> http://deadspin.com Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:10:24 EDT Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:10:24 EDT http://deadspin.com/371265/its-still-not-as-dangerous-as-a-typical-eagles-game <![CDATA[It's Still Not As Dangerous As A Typical Eagles Game]]> http://deadspin.com/371265/its-still-not-as-dangerous-as-a-typical-eagles-game#c4857151 Grandma, you just got teabagged by 800 pounds of rump roast! Waddya gonna do now??

Senators Lost Cojones

]]> 11:371265:c4857151 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:10:24 EDT <![CDATA[It's Still Not As Dangerous As A Typical Eagles Game]]> http://deadspin.com/371265/its-still-not-as-dangerous-as-a-typical-eagles-game#c4847742 I told that chick with the scarf on to quit heckling the bulls but she just wouldn't listen.

Steven Gerrard's Gifted Right Foot

]]> 11:371265:c4847742 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 20:13:00 EDT <![CDATA[It's Still Not As Dangerous As A Typical Eagles Game]]> http://deadspin.com/371265/its-still-not-as-dangerous-as-a-typical-eagles-game#c4847717 @Elvis Stojko:

Nice.

Gourmet Spud

]]> 11:371265:c4847717 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 20:10:54 EDT <![CDATA[It's Still Not As Dangerous As A Typical Eagles Game]]> http://deadspin.com/371265/its-still-not-as-dangerous-as-a-typical-eagles-game#c4847368 OHHHH WHAT A PLAY BY DEREK JETER

Elvis Stojko

]]> 11:371265:c4847368 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 19:47:03 EDT <![CDATA[It's Still Not As Dangerous As A Typical Eagles Game]]> http://deadspin.com/371265/its-still-not-as-dangerous-as-a-typical-eagles-game#c4847018 Apparently it gives you wings

izzone

]]> 11:371265:c4847018 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 19:22:42 EDT <![CDATA[It's Still Not As Dangerous As A Typical Eagles Game]]> http://deadspin.com/371265/its-still-not-as-dangerous-as-a-typical-eagles-game#c4846741 "We'll see equipment that will be supportive of body functions. I'm visualizing devices that will allow a bull, say--to jump two or three feet higher than he does. Also, spectators will be use cups that make it impossible to spill their cervezas" --More Byron Donzis

AkAggie

]]> 11:371265:c4846741 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 19:03:46 EDT <![CDATA[It's Still Not As Dangerous As A Typical Eagles Game]]> http://deadspin.com/371265/its-still-not-as-dangerous-as-a-typical-eagles-game#c4846653 Wait, at the end of that video: "'Pajarito' You live in our hearts ... forever." Dee Mirich follows bullfighting now?

Vizzini

]]> 11:371265:c4846653 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 18:57:56 EDT <![CDATA[It's Still Not As Dangerous As A Typical Eagles Game]]> http://deadspin.com/371265/its-still-not-as-dangerous-as-a-typical-eagles-game#c4846631 That three-year-old in the first row on the right looks bored.

econdave

]]> 11:371265:c4846631 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 18:56:40 EDT <![CDATA[It's Still Not As Dangerous As A Typical Eagles Game]]> http://deadspin.com/371265/its-still-not-as-dangerous-as-a-typical-eagles-game#c4846356 @EditorOfTheDailyFaberian: Oddly, that's the same term for a two-yard perimeter around Daulerio's bed.

Chief Wahoo

]]> 11:371265:c4846356 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 18:40:31 EDT <![CDATA[It's Still Not As Dangerous As A Typical Eagles Game]]> http://deadspin.com/371265/its-still-not-as-dangerous-as-a-typical-eagles-game#c4846162 Does this remind anyone else of the "Splash Zone" - the first 6 rows at Sea World?

EditorOfTheDailyFaberian

]]> 11:371265:c4846162 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 18:28:09 EDT <![CDATA[It's Still Not As Dangerous As A Typical Eagles Game]]> http://deadspin.com/371265/its-still-not-as-dangerous-as-a-typical-eagles-game#c4845957 Even though this incident occurred in 2006, I'd like to cast an early nomination for Pajarito for SHOTY 2008.

Bluenatic

]]> 11:371265:c4845957 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 18:18:28 EDT <![CDATA[It's Still Not As Dangerous As A Typical Eagles Game]]> http://deadspin.com/371265/its-still-not-as-dangerous-as-a-typical-eagles-game#c4845905 @Turkeyleg: That's awesome. It reminds me of that clip on the beginning of COPS where a kid runs across the street in front of a moving police car and proceeds to jump like six feet straight in the air onto a concrete wall, landing with one foot on top and propelling himself right onto it. Seriously, kid has a 72" vertical leap. I'm sure you've all seen this.

Oddly enough, that kid's name is also Pajarito.

Impalamino

]]> 11:371265:c4845905 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 18:15:28 EDT <![CDATA[It's Still Not As Dangerous As A Typical Eagles Game]]> http://deadspin.com/371265/its-still-not-as-dangerous-as-a-typical-eagles-game#c4845772 @Weed Against Speed: That is funny for so many reasons, none of which I can really explain.

Marth

]]> 11:371265:c4845772 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 18:09:43 EDT <![CDATA[It's Still Not As Dangerous As A Typical Eagles Game]]> http://deadspin.com/371265/its-still-not-as-dangerous-as-a-typical-eagles-game#c4845718 @Turkeyleg: sweet fancy moses!

Chaunceyshammy

]]> 11:371265:c4845718 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 18:07:41 EDT <![CDATA[It's Still Not As Dangerous As A Typical Eagles Game]]> http://deadspin.com/371265/its-still-not-as-dangerous-as-a-typical-eagles-game#c4845613 Video of the incident:

+ Watch video

Bluenatic

]]> 11:371265:c4845613 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 18:03:05 EDT <![CDATA[It's Still Not As Dangerous As A Typical Eagles Game]]> http://deadspin.com/371265/its-still-not-as-dangerous-as-a-typical-eagles-game#c4845567 Where is security to restrain a wild 800 lb. bull?

Sandburgh

]]> 11:371265:c4845567 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 18:01:05 EDT <![CDATA[It's Still Not As Dangerous As A Typical Eagles Game]]> http://deadspin.com/371265/its-still-not-as-dangerous-as-a-typical-eagles-game#c4845539 From right to left; yes, dude, no, dude, yes, yes, dude, dude, no, dude, bull, oh fuck it...

gunga galunga gunga - gunga galunga

]]> 11:371265:c4845539 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 18:00:04 EDT <![CDATA[It's Still Not As Dangerous As A Typical Eagles Game]]> http://deadspin.com/371265/its-still-not-as-dangerous-as-a-typical-eagles-game#c4845468 Has Bugs Bunny taught us nothing? This is why we need concealed-carry laws for anvils.

hockalees

]]> 11:371265:c4845468 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:57:00 EDT <![CDATA[It's Still Not As Dangerous As A Typical Eagles Game]]> http://deadspin.com/371265/its-still-not-as-dangerous-as-a-typical-eagles-game#c4845446 If only Jose Rodriguez Delgado had been there.

Chuck Knoblockhead

]]> 11:371265:c4845446 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:55:59 EDT <![CDATA[It's Still Not As Dangerous As A Typical Eagles Game]]> http://deadspin.com/371265/its-still-not-as-dangerous-as-a-typical-eagles-game#c4845428 That bull has some mad hops, Isiah Thomas is officially interested.

Flαmεtown

]]> 11:371265:c4845428 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:55:17 EDT <![CDATA[It's Still Not As Dangerous As A Typical Eagles Game]]> http://deadspin.com/371265/its-still-not-as-dangerous-as-a-typical-eagles-game#c4845410 The Lambeau Leap is for pussies.

Mike Pigott

]]> 11:371265:c4845410 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:54:50 EDT <![CDATA[It's Still Not As Dangerous As A Typical Eagles Game]]> http://deadspin.com/371265/its-still-not-as-dangerous-as-a-typical-eagles-game#c4845399 Richard Moll did the same thing once at a Night Court Fan Convention.

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:371265:c4845399 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:54:24 EDT <![CDATA[It's Still Not As Dangerous As A Typical Eagles Game]]> http://deadspin.com/371265/its-still-not-as-dangerous-as-a-typical-eagles-game#c4845382 Were this happening in the United States, I would guess that the number of camera phones being used to capture the moment would outnumber the "protectors of the beer" by at least 4 to 1.

CIALIS COOPER

]]> 11:371265:c4845382 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:53:51 EDT <![CDATA[It's Still Not As Dangerous As A Typical Eagles Game]]> http://deadspin.com/371265/its-still-not-as-dangerous-as-a-typical-eagles-game#c4845376 Barry may have finally gone over the top with his PEDs.

The Fan’s Attic

]]> 11:371265:c4845376 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:53:41 EDT <![CDATA[It's Still Not As Dangerous As A Typical Eagles Game]]> http://deadspin.com/371265/its-still-not-as-dangerous-as-a-typical-eagles-game#c4845325 Note the speed in which the gentleman in the policeman's hat (near luxury boxes on right) springs into action.

Of course, he could also be the rodeo clown.

Gourmet Spud

]]> 11:371265:c4845325 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:51:28 EDT <![CDATA[It's Still Not As Dangerous As A Typical Eagles Game]]> http://deadspin.com/371265/its-still-not-as-dangerous-as-a-typical-eagles-game#c4845306 I hate it when cheeseburgers fight back.

White Speed Receiver

]]> 11:371265:c4845306 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:50:40 EDT <![CDATA[It's Still Not As Dangerous As A Typical Eagles Game]]> http://deadspin.com/371265/its-still-not-as-dangerous-as-a-typical-eagles-game#c4845301 Shit. I had Guy With Mustache going to the Elite Eight in my bracket.

Busted.

Marth

]]> 11:371265:c4845301 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:50:33 EDT <![CDATA[It's Still Not As Dangerous As A Typical Eagles Game]]> http://deadspin.com/371265/its-still-not-as-dangerous-as-a-typical-eagles-game#c4845285 that woman in the middle has the slowest reaction time ever.

MitchKayak

]]> 11:371265:c4845285 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:50:03 EDT <![CDATA[It's Still Not As Dangerous As A Typical Eagles Game]]> http://deadspin.com/371265/its-still-not-as-dangerous-as-a-typical-eagles-game#c4845274 Martin Lawrence has incredible leaping ability.

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> 11:371265:c4845274 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:49:46 EDT <![CDATA[It's Still Not As Dangerous As A Typical Eagles Game]]> http://deadspin.com/371265/its-still-not-as-dangerous-as-a-typical-eagles-game#c4845275 Isiah Thomas signed the bull to a 5 year deal for his tremendous hops.

The Fan’s Attic

]]> 11:371265:c4845275 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:49:46 EDT <![CDATA[It's Still Not As Dangerous As A Typical Eagles Game]]> http://deadspin.com/371265/its-still-not-as-dangerous-as-a-typical-eagles-game#c4845263 Joakim Noah must be seriously sick of losing.

Chuck Knoblockhead

]]> 11:371265:c4845263 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:49:28 EDT <![CDATA[It's Still Not As Dangerous As A Typical Eagles Game]]> http://deadspin.com/371265/its-still-not-as-dangerous-as-a-typical-eagles-game#c4845209 Princess What's-Her-Name picked the wrong time to watch her first bullfight.

Raskolnikov

]]> 11:371265:c4845209 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:47:13 EDT <![CDATA[It's Still Not As Dangerous As A Typical Eagles Game]]> http://deadspin.com/371265/its-still-not-as-dangerous-as-a-typical-eagles-game#c4845207 @The Fan's Attic: Mess with the bull, get the junk.

/fixed, in regards to photo #2

GreatOdensRaven

]]> 11:371265:c4845207 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:47:11 EDT <![CDATA[It's Still Not As Dangerous As A Typical Eagles Game]]> http://deadspin.com/371265/its-still-not-as-dangerous-as-a-typical-eagles-game#c4845193 Picture 2: Worlds largest tea bag of Bum Phillips.

Bunkie Perkins

]]> 11:371265:c4845193 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:46:40 EDT <![CDATA[It's Still Not As Dangerous As A Typical Eagles Game]]> http://deadspin.com/371265/its-still-not-as-dangerous-as-a-typical-eagles-game#c4845152 I love the dude on the left side of photos 2 and 3 in the vertical stripes. In photo 2 he sees the bull jump into the stands. In photo 3 his idea of getting away is sitting in the lady to his right's lap.

Farneyismycopilot

]]> 11:371265:c4845152 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:45:17 EDT <![CDATA[It's Still Not As Dangerous As A Typical Eagles Game]]> http://deadspin.com/371265/its-still-not-as-dangerous-as-a-typical-eagles-game#c4845127 Still smaller and lighter than Shaq.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:371265:c4845127 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:44:20 EDT <![CDATA[It's Still Not As Dangerous As A Typical Eagles Game]]> http://deadspin.com/371265/its-still-not-as-dangerous-as-a-typical-eagles-game#c4845119 Mess with the bull, get the horns.

The Fan’s Attic

]]> 11:371265:c4845119 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:44:07 EDT <![CDATA[It's Still Not As Dangerous As A Typical Eagles Game]]> http://deadspin.com/371265/its-still-not-as-dangerous-as-a-typical-eagles-game#c4845084 I like the part where the crazed bull jumps into the crowd and sends everyone fleeing in panic.

the sieve

]]> 11:371265:c4845084 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:42:25 EDT <![CDATA[It's Still Not As Dangerous As A Typical Eagles Game]]> http://deadspin.com/371265/its-still-not-as-dangerous-as-a-typical-eagles-game#c4845068 allright who opened the malt liquor?

Chaunceyshammy

]]> 11:371265:c4845068 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:41:53 EDT <![CDATA[It's Still Not As Dangerous As A Typical Eagles Game]]> http://deadspin.com/371265/its-still-not-as-dangerous-as-a-typical-eagles-game#c4845047 Love the old guy in the blue sweater right in front of the bull, who clearly thinks this is part of the show.

Gourmet Spud

]]> 11:371265:c4845047 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:40:52 EDT