<![CDATA[Broad Street Bullies, Bunnies And Booze - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Broad Street Bullies, Bunnies And Booze - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Broad Street Bullies, Bunnies And Booze]]> Only two or three more wins until the Leafs lose a pair and finish in 10th.

I'm driving from NYC to Toronto on Saturday to go to the Leafs-Habs game. Crossing my fingers that the Leafs make it happen twice against Boston this week.

Canadian Impostor

]]> <![CDATA[Broad Street Bullies, Bunnies And Booze]]> @Wyshynski:

I tried being an Islanders fan last night. It didn't work.

Afino

]]> <![CDATA[Broad Street Bullies, Bunnies And Booze]]> @Wilf: Yeah, that Gionta goal was great. It was the other seven for the other guys that pissed me right off.

Tonight, we're all Islanders fans. Well, except for the Penguins fans. And I guess the Rangers fans, too.

Wyshynski

]]> <![CDATA[Broad Street Bullies, Bunnies And Booze]]> @SonofSpurrier: I'd rather see the Preds than the Avs, or the Flames, or the Hawks, or the Ducks, or the Stars, or....

The Preds would be a nice way to start the playoffs this year.

Al Czerviks Ride

]]> <![CDATA[Broad Street Bullies, Bunnies And Booze]]> @Wyshynski:

On the decisive Ryan Malone shorty, the Devils had four of their five skaters behind the goal line battlin' two Penguins for the puck. Couldn't believe it. The second the puck is sent out from behind the net, I said "short-handed..." out loud.

It was a weird moment for such a historically positionally-sound squad. And that Gionta goal was pretty spectacular.

Sucks that you got the HDNet feed-- on the Fox Sports Pgh. feed we got ConkBlock doing extra color from his seat in the runway. He gave Fleury the thumbs-up after that puck inexplicably rolled away from the Pens' goal.

Wilf

]]> <![CDATA[Broad Street Bullies, Bunnies And Booze]]> Laurie, Dallas Ice Girls, FTW.

CJC

]]> <![CDATA[Broad Street Bullies, Bunnies And Booze]]> @drewheyman: Never saw that before...pretty frickin' good. I wonder what Tom Cruise's beard prevents from happening?

Wyshynski

]]> <![CDATA[Broad Street Bullies, Bunnies And Booze]]> @Wyshynski: As long as you didn't add 200 pounds and become a) Ethan Suplee and b) obsessed with Magic Eye

/pedantic knowledge of the Jersey Chronicles.

kayceebk

]]> <![CDATA[Broad Street Bullies, Bunnies And Booze]]> @Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay: I can't recognize Kevin Smith without his magic beard, magic luggage tag, and magic feather:

[www.bandwidththeater.com]

drewheyman

]]> <![CDATA[Broad Street Bullies, Bunnies And Booze]]> @SonofSpurrier:
The lawn-chairs...I mean Wings...don't want to see anyone in the first round.

Average-Joe

]]> <![CDATA[Broad Street Bullies, Bunnies And Booze]]> @TheStarterWife: No, but I was No. 22 in the 37(!) for Dante's girlfriend.

Wyshynski

]]> <![CDATA[Broad Street Bullies, Bunnies And Booze]]> @Wyshynski: Smith popped in for a couple of Pens games while he was in town filming Zack and Miri Make a Porno. I don't think too many yinzers recognized him wearing a Devils jersey instead of Silent Bob's wardrobe. Make of that what you will.

The Legend of Vincent Tremblay

]]> <![CDATA[Broad Street Bullies, Bunnies And Booze]]> @Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay: Or maybe into the fountain?

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[Broad Street Bullies, Bunnies And Booze]]> @Wyshynski: Admit it. You were apart of the famous fingercuffs.

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[Broad Street Bullies, Bunnies And Booze]]> @TheStarterWife: Sorry if I scared you. I threw 300 into the DVD player after basketball last night. If I had seen a Flyers fan on the way to work this morning, I probably would have yelled "THIS! IS! PITTSBURGH!" in his face, then kicked him down a well.

The Legend of Vincent Tremblay

]]> <![CDATA[Broad Street Bullies, Bunnies And Booze]]> @TheStarterWife: I actually grew up one town over from Kevin Smith. Saw him at the Devils' first game in Newark, too, so you may be snark'n on a fellow puckhead here...

Wyshynski

]]> <![CDATA[Broad Street Bullies, Bunnies And Booze]]> @Wyshynski: You, sir, get the gold star for most obscure geek trivia today. I refuse to fear anything that resembles a meal at The Palm.

Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[Broad Street Bullies, Bunnies And Booze]]> @SonofSpurrier:

Keep dreaming. You're toast.

(only allowed to say that because my team also has a big fork sticking out of its back)

Afino

]]> <![CDATA[Broad Street Bullies, Bunnies And Booze]]> @Wyshynski: Your post is punishable by TOR-TCHA!!!!

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> <![CDATA[Broad Street Bullies, Bunnies And Booze]]> @Wyshynski: He has done "At the Movies", as well as every other film reviewer (and that blow hard Kevin Smith)at one time or another.

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[Broad Street Bullies, Bunnies And Booze]]> @Chief Wahoo: The gargon from "Teenagers from Outer Space" disagrees.

[www.monstershack.net]

Wyshynski

]]> <![CDATA[Broad Street Bullies, Bunnies And Booze]]> Downy in the wash > Downie in the pressbox

Boz

]]> <![CDATA[Broad Street Bullies, Bunnies And Booze]]> Big win on saturday by the Preds. You can be sure as shit the Wings don't want to see us in the first round.

SonofSpurrier

]]> <![CDATA[Broad Street Bullies, Bunnies And Booze]]> @McCroskey: @Afino: Actually, Probert gave it to Petr klima, who sold it to Fleury.

Boz

]]> <![CDATA[Broad Street Bullies, Bunnies And Booze]]> @Wyshynski: Clawful, the only supervillain who fears drawn butter.

Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[Broad Street Bullies, Bunnies And Booze]]> Yes, Ginger Baker, yes.

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> <![CDATA[Broad Street Bullies, Bunnies And Booze]]> @Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay: The real pain of Saturday night's game is that I watched it on HDNET. Which means I get to see three periods of suck with crystal-clarity. That was one of the worst NJD performances I've witnessed since Don Lever was captain.

Wyshynski

]]> <![CDATA[Broad Street Bullies, Bunnies And Booze]]> @Afino: Man, I knew there was another notable hockey drunk I was forgetting. Shame on me.

McCroskey

]]> <![CDATA[Broad Street Bullies, Bunnies And Booze]]> @Rob Iracane: I thought I was the only one who watched those. Ah, well, here you go: A classic He-Man commercial that introduces Fisto to the world:


+ Watch video

Why the fuck did that kids make Clawful talk through his claw?

Wyshynski

]]> <![CDATA[Broad Street Bullies, Bunnies And Booze]]> @McCroskey:

Nah, he'd need a chalky dollar bill next to him too.

More like Theo Fleury.

Afino

]]> <![CDATA[Broad Street Bullies, Bunnies And Booze]]> @Rob Iracane: He didn't let us know the status of his bracket, either.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Broad Street Bullies, Bunnies And Booze]]> @UkraineNotWeak: + 1 for the Harry Knowles reference. To think that they considered that pant-load for Siskel's seat on "At the Movies."

Wyshynski

]]> <![CDATA[Broad Street Bullies, Bunnies And Booze]]> @Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay: For reasons I cannot quite explain, I really want the Caps to make the playoffs so we can play them instead. They'll be exhausted. Ovie vs Crosby and Malkin. More bad blood.

Something. Flyers, Sens... Bah. Sens manhandled us last season and it make me nervous.

(Also, your "bring it!" scared me so much I wanted to grab for my stuffed penguin and hide.)

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[Broad Street Bullies, Bunnies And Booze]]> What is a hockey closer without an embedded YouTube video? I demand a refund!

Rob Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[Broad Street Bullies, Bunnies And Booze]]> @crazyjoedavola: Potvin still sucks.

Any chance we could avoid any "Joe Table" references in the future? For us long-suffering Cleveland sports fans he was the ultimate cock-block.

Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[Broad Street Bullies, Bunnies And Booze]]> A Bass Ale that I weep over while listening to Bruce's "Nebraska," wondering when Elias will get healthy.

That is, you weep until "State Trooper" comes on. Then you punch the table and convince yourself that, dammit, we always do better when we've got the lower seed!

And the answer is never. At least, he won't be the old Patty ever again.

kayceebk

]]> <![CDATA[Broad Street Bullies, Bunnies And Booze]]> @Brad_Lee:

I thought it was the guy from the "Ain't It Cool" website after going on a Subway diet.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Broad Street Bullies, Bunnies And Booze]]> @TheStarterWife: Pittsburgh vs. Filthydelphia in the first round? BRING IT! It will be like the old Patrick Division series all over again.

@Wyshynski: Anything to avoid mentioning the third period of Saturday night's game, eh?

The Legend of Vincent Tremblay

]]> <![CDATA[Broad Street Bullies, Bunnies And Booze]]> Is that Bob Probert's pet bunny?

McCroskey

]]> <![CDATA[Broad Street Bullies, Bunnies And Booze]]> Sounds like Ray Emery might have some competition soon: [network.nationalpost.com]

Khmylevs Kheroes

]]> <![CDATA[Broad Street Bullies, Bunnies And Booze]]> @TheStarterWife: Here's to hoping that he does play, since I am going to the game tonight. Isles have nothing to play for, so I would like to see the Crosby again.

Since they are officially out, my favorite team is whoever the Rangers get in the first round.

crazyjoedavola

]]> <![CDATA[Broad Street Bullies, Bunnies And Booze]]> Malachai from Children of the Corn is a total ladykiller.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Broad Street Bullies, Bunnies And Booze]]> The Caps' comeback on Friday night was unbelievable. They outshot the Thrashers 23-2 in the 3rd period. And the SI.com guy who wrote that Ovechkin's year is unremarkable because he's playing for stats over success is a moron. Ovie leads the league in 3rd period goals, and in several of the Caps' recent wins, his assists have made a huge difference.

/takes deep breath, exhales slowly

Larry Bird Flu

]]> <![CDATA[Broad Street Bullies, Bunnies And Booze]]> Bunny, inadequate pilsner, vehicular murderer, brother of 4th-liner/healthy scratch involved in frivolous litigation, yes, ginger, and yes.

MattinglysSideburns

]]> <![CDATA[Broad Street Bullies, Bunnies And Booze]]> Megan sounds like she has a penis

cowbell204

]]> <![CDATA[Broad Street Bullies, Bunnies And Booze]]> Dude in the Stars sweater is trying to flash a converted "shocker" hand symbol. He's a ginger version of Mose Schrute/Ken Tremendous.

BradLee

]]> <![CDATA[Broad Street Bullies, Bunnies And Booze]]> My continual obsession with checking that playoffs page (even at during the day when no games are happening) is bad for the heart. Not wanting the Pens to play the Sens was one thing, but not wanting to play the Flyers because they are already the final two games of the season... ugh. It just makes my chest hurt.

But hey... Crosby might be back tonight!

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[Broad Street Bullies, Bunnies And Booze]]> "They beat the Ducks, 2-1, limiting Anaheim to just 13 shots."

Even more impressive...DUCKS had ZERO shots in the 3rd period.

Glossina Glossinidae

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