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Your AL East "Preview"

Texas Gal — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 16:27:49 EDT

1. Josh Beckett
2. Kyle Farnsworth
3. Roy Halladay
4. Scott Kazmir
5. Nick Markakis

Texas Gal

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kw — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 18:04:43 EDT

Fucking Angelos. (The first of many this year).

Sigh.

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BicSharpie — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:41:15 EDT

There is no way the Red Sox are going to take the Division. I have it on very good authority that there is going to be a major sex scandal involving Red Sox players and personnel. Apparently, the team masseuse has been giving all players happy endings.

BicSharpie

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Dr. Michael Mancini — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 22:59:50 EDT

The Rays are like electronica- for years it was hyped as the next big thing, but it didn't pan out. But once David Price arrives...

1. Dr oxes
2. Sane key
3. Belay jus
4. Yars
5. Io loser

Dr. Michael Mancini

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poutineandgravy — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 22:07:40 EDT

@josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance...:

U of T or Queen's would work

poutineandgravy

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josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 20:59:27 EDT

[insert Ontario institute of higher learning]
Harvard
Columbia
Ringling School (best I can come up with...)
Johns Hopkins

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

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supermike5alive — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 18:19:04 EDT

@VTBen: if the Super Bowl were any indication, '02 would have been alot better.

supermike5alive

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Steve Trachsel, Ace — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 18:13:02 EDT

<-See Screen name, listen for the crying

Steve Trachsel, Ace

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J.L. White — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 18:09:59 EDT

1.) Patriots

2.) Giants (Eli and ARod frequent same Piano Bar)

3.) Buccaneers

4.) Col.....er, um, I mean Ravens

5.) Bills (once Ralph Wilson is dead, of course)

J.L. White

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Jehovahs Witness Protection Program — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 18:03:43 EDT

Bloated Fanbase
Bloated Payroll
Socialized Medicine
Bloated Condo Prices
Bloated Owner

Jehovahs Witness Protection Program

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Chief Wahoo — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 18:02:32 EDT

Otherwise known as the battle for the wild card.

Chief Wahoo

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VTBen — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:53:38 EDT

Yanks (Restoring the universe to order in the last year of the house that Ruth built)
Blue Jays (gonna go out on a limb here)
Sox (if the Super Bowl's any indication it will be a down year for Boston sports)
D-Rays (but will finish over .500)
Wow the O's are gonna suck.

VTBen

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Jefferson Short Bus — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:48:10 EDT

1. Bloody sock
2. Roger Clemens' abscessed ass
3. Frank Thomas pillowfight
4. A picture message of a handgun
5. David Segui

Jefferson Short Bus

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Tony E — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:47:08 EDT

1. Bronx
2. Sawx
3. Raychels Rays
4. Richardi sucks balls
5. I wish Relegation was in MLB

Tony E

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Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:41:57 EDT

Ben Affleck
Rudy Giuliani (non-election year)
Geddy Lee
Outnumbered by Lightning fans
Everybody who hates Peter Angelos

Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay

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Agamemnon Busmalis — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:39:59 EDT

@Bob Loblaw: It's a sweet little ray of sunshine on a cloudy day. And apparently it's some gay baseball team.

Agamemnon Busmalis

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parker91 — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:39:53 EDT

@Al Czerviks Ride: don't forget the Skipjacks. You can never sleep on those boys.

parker91

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Al Czerviks Ride — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:35:34 EDT

1. Bruins
2. Rangers
3. Lightning
4. Maple Leafs
5. PROFIT!

Al Czerviks Ride

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Stev D — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:30:43 EDT

Sox
Yanks*
Jays
Rays
O's
Pirates

*Wild Card, again.

Stev D

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Dan Daoust — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:29:18 EDT

1. Curt Schilling
2. Carl Pavano
3. Casey Janssen
4. Rocco Baldelli
5. Picture of health.

Dan Daoust

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Mmole — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:27:39 EDT

The best team in the east is the Red Sox
Against the Yanks they now have the big cocks.
You can call me Ray
Or you can call me Jay
But the Orioles are really terrible again this year.

Mmole

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Bob Loblaw — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:25:36 EDT

the f's a ____ Ray?

Bob Loblaw

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FightTiger — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:24:55 EDT

Beaneaters
New Amsterdam
Devil Rays
Canucks
Browns

FightTiger

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Bearcat44 — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:23:20 EDT

What, there are more than two teams in this division?

/ESPN, still jizzing all over the NY-Bos rivalry

Bearcat44

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Slothrop — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:19:54 EDT

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.

I think that pretty much covers the AL East. Especially the Orioles and that idiot Angelos. Then again, I want a lot than an hour of Hank strutting. Strut on, my man. Strut on.

Slothrop

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Gourmet Spud — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:19:08 EDT

@Phony Gwynn:

Neither is Mrs. Pettitte. Ay-yoooooooo!

Gourmet Spud

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Burning River — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:18:30 EDT

left to right: keeps uncashed paychecks in glovebox, spreads herpes, loves cock, you dead dawg, you old dawg, what's this open sore on my hand?

Burning River

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Phony Gwynn — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:16:28 EDT

Jeter and Girardi: not impressed by Pettitte's junk.

Phony Gwynn

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heyzeus — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:16:18 EDT

It's going to be much tougher for me to call them "The RayRays" if they're actually good.

heyzeus

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supermike5alive — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:16:07 EDT

I believe the Red Sox will prevail and secure the premiere standings location prior to the close of this season's goings on, I do!

supermike5alive

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The Teufel Shuffle — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:15:27 EDT

1. Massholes
2. Old Farts
3. Bronx Asshats
4. Canucks
5. Crab Munchers

God, I hate the AL.

The Teufel Shuffle

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Gourmet Spud — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:14:23 EDT

I was going to argue vehemently that there is no way the Rays finish ahead of Toronto, but I fell asleep half way through.

Gourmet Spud

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Secret Identity — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:14:16 EDT

I think Frank Thomas pooped in Kevin Millar's hand.

Secret Identity

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The Gut of Cecil Fielder — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:14:01 EDT

1. Boston - They're too good not to finish on top.
2. Tampa Bay - Lots of young talent (yes, we say this every year) should get them over the Yankees unless...
3. New York - ... Girardi manages the way he did in Florida. He'll probably be able to get the most out of the Yankees talent.
4. Toronto - Could be a surprise team but once again the AL East is pretty top heavy.
5. Baltimore - I haven't played baseball since 8th grade but they're inviting me to be their #4 starter.

The Gut of Cecil Fielder

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Gourmet Spud — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:13:07 EDT

Frank Thomas: Hitting into 60 double plays a season, and LOVING IT!

Gourmet Spud

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Suss-- — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:12:49 EDT

Tigers.

Suss--

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Hustler of Culture — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:09:49 EDT

Do I even need to say it?

Hustler of Culture