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DeepFriar — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 16:13:55 EDT

@Lunatic Fringe: see Pacman Jones post for more information.

DeepFriar

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The KB — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:32:14 EDT

Works for gerbils.

The KB

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The Gentleman Masher — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:41:36 EDT

Too bad the restaurant that bought them is Douchebag Central. It's walking distance from Philips Arena.

When I went there after a Thrashers game one night, they told me they wouldn't serve me until I removed my visor.

I said, "I thought this was a sports bar?", the bartender replied "Uh...no...it's a Sports Restaurant".

Way too many striped shirts, fruity martinis and $200 blue jeans in that place for my tastes...

The Gentleman Masher

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HugsFromHarold — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:10:11 EDT

HOOK IT TO MY VEINS!

HugsFromHarold

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Babcocksure — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:02:17 EDT

@ithacabaron: wanna be friends?

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cromartie — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 13:57:21 EDT

@tomsearlyexit: Brazilians and Meat = Germans and Beer. It's like a Churrascaria for alcoholics. Who knew?

cromartie

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Boy Howdy — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 13:52:09 EDT

This can only lead to a series of increasingly complicated distractions designed to grab the attention of everyone at a given table, allowing the patrons at a neighboring table to pour a free pitcher.

Boy Howdy

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ithacabaron — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 13:33:51 EDT

Or you could just brew your own beer, have your own kegerator with multiple taps for homebrew and commercial beer, and watch games on your own plasma screen TV.

Like I do.

ithacabaron

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Lunatic Fringe — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 13:29:54 EDT

So when's the ATL pants party ?

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Babcocksure — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 13:22:44 EDT

the best idea comes from a town in Germany call Kolsch. The waitresses all carry mini kegs. If your beer is low, they fill it up. The only way to deny beer is to put a coaster on top of it. Fucking brilliant.

Babcocksure

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the sieve — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 13:21:45 EDT

I don't like it. Having my crude advances rejected by waitresses/barmaids is an important part of my drinking experience.

the sieve

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being_sven — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 13:20:27 EDT

Plus, you've got a front row seat for a mini-beer-bukkake once the keg blows.

being_sven

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Babcocksure — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 13:20:15 EDT

@CJC: my only problem with that is it looks like the beer is poured TWICE. no good for kind beer. Nat Splat on the other hand, no problem

Babcocksure

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TheStarterWife — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 13:18:00 EDT

@brougham: The P-Diddy endorsed vodka? No thanks.

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 13:17:15 EDT

@brougham:

Here is the place:

[statsatl.com]

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brougham — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 13:14:29 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak: Correct. I've heard the Ted has better food, but no one's there for that, I hope.

brougham

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brougham — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 13:13:29 EDT

@TheStarterWife: They may have one of those mini-kegs with of Ciroc.

brougham

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Gourmet Spud — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 13:12:47 EDT

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Difficult, not impossible.

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 13:12:32 EDT

@brougham:

That's the new place owned by 790 the Zone.

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brougham — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 13:09:46 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak: STATS. It's on Marietta in the old Adidas building right behind CNN (fancy that!), the Arena, etc. Of course, that's right smack in the middle of the path of the downtown tornado, so there may be some damage to sidestep.

brougham

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Chief Wahoo — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 13:09:34 EDT

@Gourmet Spud: I hear "Kristen" has an opening in her schedule.

Chief Wahoo

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shea_guevara — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 13:09:10 EDT

@the_unsung_western_hero: Wow. That sounds like the expressway to a fistfight. Or a three car pileup.

shea_guevara

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TheStarterWife — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 13:08:51 EDT

Now if they would only move the Patron taps from behind the bar...

TheStarterWife

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Jefferson Short Bus — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 13:08:24 EDT

@Paper Cut: "Don't cry for me Springfield, I'm already dead."

Jefferson Short Bus

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shea_guevara — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 13:07:25 EDT

But who's gonna pour a half-assed shamrock in your Guinness and feign interest in your job complaints?

shea_guevara

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MitchKayak — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 13:07:19 EDT

Hook it into my veins!

/barney

MitchKayak

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muggsybogues — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 13:07:13 EDT

@Paper Cut: /Barney Gumble and his lifetime supply of Duff.

muggsybogues

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Gourmet Spud — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 13:05:52 EDT

But what about the lonely, alcoholic business traveller? Who will he tell his problems to?

Gourmet Spud

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Gourmet Spud — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 13:04:43 EDT

@MattinglysSideburns:

RU-DEE!

Proceed, monsieur.

Gourmet Spud

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the_unsung_western_hero — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 13:04:25 EDT

Had these in Barcelona this summer. Each table had the total consumed beer posted on TVs above the bar. I know I did more than my part to keep my table at the top of the list.

the_unsung_western_hero

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The Fan’s Attic — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 13:04:13 EDT

@MattinglysSideburns: quack, quack. i had no idea what you were referring to but google saved me.

The Fan’s Attic

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Matt_T — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 13:03:40 EDT

Now they just need to install these at Turner Field in the all you can eat and drink seats.

Matt_T

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ArkansasFred — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 13:03:27 EDT

Thank god! Whenever I go out I'm always bored because I don't have enough work to do.

ArkansasFred

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Dr. Michael Mancini — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 13:03:13 EDT

So we can do kegstands with a computer keeping score for official competition purposes?

/single tear from beholding the glory

Dr. Michael Mancini

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CJC — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 13:03:02 EDT

Actually, there's a bar in NYC, near NYU, that has tabletop taps as well.

[thehalfpintnyc.com]

CJC

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 13:01:02 EDT

@Tuffy:

Majority of people in Atlanta root for a team elsewhere so sports bars are big.

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:59:14 EDT

But can it throw you a couple of free ones like your bartender friends can?

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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Paper Cut — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:58:42 EDT

Next step - "Just hook it to my vein!"

Paper Cut

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Civil Negligence — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:58:30 EDT

@Big Daddy Drew:

You mean I don't have to tip some asshole a buck for spitting in my beer?

/Fixed for when I've had a few

Civil Negligence

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SensitiveThug — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:58:12 EDT

Now I can't wait for someone to invent a mechanism that allows you to bypass that stingy "counter" attached to the tap. Now that guy will be the true genius.

Free beer!

SensitiveThug

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Agamemnon Busmalis — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:58:11 EDT

Great. Now I have to get drunk tonight.

Agamemnon Busmalis

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Tuffy — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:57:24 EDT

I call shenanigans. It's April Fool's early. I mean, seriously: Atlanta and sports? Who are you kidding?

Tuffy

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:57:20 EDT

Since I can't get the video at work, do they give the name of the bar in Atlanta? I may have to try it out.

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Matt_T — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:56:45 EDT

Whats the name of this place? I need to do some research (drinking) this weekend.

Matt_T

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Nationalcoholic — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:56:44 EDT

Lord, beer me strength.

@supermike5alive: I totally predicted/suggested that name for you.

Nationalcoholic

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Clare — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:56:25 EDT

@Civil Negligence: Seriously. My friend Shan and I can put away three pitchers during happy hour after a particularly bad day at the office.

Clare

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The Fan’s Attic — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:56:22 EDT

@Chief Wahoo: Well, shit...it does exist. I wasn't planning on hitting on any women anyway. [www.nextag.com]

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:56:21 EDT

Apparently, Nibbles is already enjoying this idea.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:55:59 EDT

I knew there was a higher reason I moved to Atlanta.

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Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:55:39 EDT

@supermike5alive: keypads quadruple as a love-making device.

/night is complete

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MattinglysSideburns — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:54:44 EDT

@The Fan's Attic:
Well, Rudy will await your foundation over at the Burgundy Loaf.

MattinglysSideburns

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:54:31 EDT

They should take a photo of this guy's face, because if this makes it into Atlanta's strip clubs, the pregnancy rate will SKYROCKET.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

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Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:54:21 EDT

@tater: I shall accept this over flying cars and personal transporters

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supermike5alive — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:53:58 EDT

here was my suggestion - run with it:

drink keypads at the tables.

just punch it in: beefeater and tonic + lime, sam draft, jager bomb, jack and coke.

ticket comes up at the bar, bartender fills order, lovely drink runner drops off a tray at your table, picks up empties, gets tip.

keypads double as credit card swipes when you want to settle up.

keypads triple as those trivia-pads if you want.

supermike5alive

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jwaves2007 — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:53:41 EDT

Ya but can it wear small shorts and a tank top?

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Chief Wahoo — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:52:20 EDT

One of those and a "hunter's toilet" and we're in clover.

Chief Wahoo

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CardedForDissent — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:51:58 EDT

Approve

CardedForDissent

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Doyle McPoyle — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:51:05 EDT

@supermike5alive: When Long Island develops this technology, it's fuckin' over.

Doyle McPoyle

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Phony Gwynn — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:50:35 EDT

I need new underwear.

Phony Gwynn

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:50:22 EDT

Dana Jacobson will wait for the Belvedere tap, thank you.

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buttons — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:49:44 EDT

...has already passed legal hurdles... in the Carolinas

Looks like my birthday's comin' early this year!

buttons

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The Fan’s Attic — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:49:36 EDT

Now if they can just figure out a way to so that I don't have to leave my table to go to the bathroom without disgusting everybody in the vicinity.

The Fan’s Attic

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tater — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:49:13 EDT

Welcome to the future, my friends.

tater

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Doyle McPoyle — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:49:00 EDT

Pfft, it ain't hard at all to sexually harass a tap. In a related note, I'm now banned for life from Bennigan's.

Doyle McPoyle

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Drew Magary — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:48:35 EDT

You mean I don't have to tip some asshole a buck for fucking up my pour?

Heaven.

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Senators Lost Cojones — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:48:32 EDT

...while it's rarer for smaller groups to hit the limit...

Oh, Atlanta. How you will rue the day you presented me with such a challenge.

Senators Lost Cojones

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Weed Against Speed — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:48:13 EDT

Eddie Griffin had one of these installed in his car right next to the DVD Porno Player.

Weed Against Speed

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Sh!tShow — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:47:52 EDT

After five, it lights your cigarettes backwards for you.

Sh!tShow

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StreakinTheQuad — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:47:38 EDT

less muff stubble, more beer

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Nationalcoholic — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:47:02 EDT

I'd tap that.

/More difficult, but not impossible.

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Civil Negligence — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:46:24 EDT

Shuts off at only 180 ozs.? Did a sorority design this thing?

Civil Negligence

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Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:46:23 EDT

@diddly: /shits pants

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supermike5alive — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:46:21 EDT

yes, but can it pour JAGER BOMBS?!?!?!?

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diddly — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:45:44 EDT

/gets on plane for Atlanta

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Weed Against Speed — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:44:37 EDT

Muff Stubble Girl isn't sure how she feels about these fancy contraptions.

Weed Against Speed

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Detective Bunk — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:43:56 EDT

Thank you, Jeebus.

Detective Bunk

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the earl of weaver — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:43:17 EDT

DO WANT

the earl of weaver