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In Japan, The Pitchers Pose Nude

Scout — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 18:34:49 EDT

Mentioning a nude photo of this man and not linking to it is the grossest example of journalistic negligence I have ever seen. I insist you post the photo at once!

Scout

In Japan, The Pitchers Pose Nude

How do you spell retard? — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 17:13:16 EDT

Clare wishes Cole Hamels pitched in Japan.
Some high fashion magazine will offer Antonio Alfonseca to do a Demi Moore-preggo like shoot with his alien belly.

How do you spell retard?

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Secret Identity — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 17:07:25 EDT

IRAN NUMBAH ONE U S A HACK-PTOOOEY!

Secret Identity

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Storming the Floor — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 16:30:45 EDT

I'm not one to tell Will how to run this site, but shouldn't a headline make the casual reader want to click on the "more" button?

Storming the Floor

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MitchKayak — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 16:26:09 EDT

The real question:

Do you think they tricked manny into doing this while he is over in Japan?

MitchKayak

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Stev D — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 16:18:39 EDT

Pitchers aren't supposed to pose nude! That's exactly what the Trilateral commission wants!
-Steve Carlton

Stev D

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Matt Sussman — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 16:15:45 EDT

100 FOLLOWERS. SUCK IT, POPULARITY CONTEST FROM HIGH SCHOOL.

Matt Sussman

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Afino — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 16:12:18 EDT

@The Teufel Shuffle:

Yeah, I forgot the guy's name. So I just went with the Cleveland joke.

Afino

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shea_guevara — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 16:11:52 EDT

In other news, Japanese-Iranian engineers have created a deadly fatwa that is 25% more efficient and fits in the palm of your hand.

shea_guevara

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Gourmet Spud — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 16:09:03 EDT

@Suss--:

I'm Nagano dispute it - you're Tehran it up with these puns.

Gourmet Spud

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Moobs — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 16:08:17 EDT

Jar Jar Binks pitches in Japan?

Moobs

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Lupicas!XofullofBile — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 16:05:23 EDT

That's quite a nuclear error.

Lupicas!XofullofBile

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crazyjoedavola — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 16:05:16 EDT

@Suss--: Just plain excellent. I might not be funny, but I know funny.

crazyjoedavola

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DeepFriar — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 16:05:09 EDT

@Jehovahs Witness Protection Program: Full Frontal

DeepFriar

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UpstateUnderdog — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 16:03:26 EDT

ex-Major Leaguer Billy bean is a huge fan of this kid.

UpstateUnderdog

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GrinNBarrette — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 16:03:09 EDT

Mike Piazza wants to know if he throw the Gyroball

GrinNBarrette

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MattinglysSideburns — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 16:02:00 EDT

It's (allegedly) insane, this guy's taint!

MattinglysSideburns

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Juancho — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 16:01:56 EDT

@G.G.: Too bad he's not with the Mariners, they had the travel hookup.

@strong like bull smart like tractor: bukkake joke...now!

Juancho

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Carlton_Whitfield — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 16:01:21 EDT

@Suss--: +1, well done.

Carlton_Whitfield

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Kccal — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 16:01:04 EDT

@Chief Wahoo: I disagree. This is not gay enough for that to happen.

Kccal

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HebrewHammer — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 16:00:49 EDT

Speaking of Steve Phillips, he signed in the late 90s Tsuyoshi Shinjo, a Japanese male model, with no real baseball skills. Good times!

HebrewHammer

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Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 16:00:17 EDT

Wow, I thought the child of Mr. Fuji and the Iron Sheik would look much, much different.

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

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strong like bull smart like tractor — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:59:01 EDT

I'm just relieved there were no tentacles involved.

strong like bull smart like tractor

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Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:58:30 EDT

Why is Jackie Chan pitching?

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

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The Teufel Shuffle — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:57:51 EDT

Kaz Tadano is hard from reading this post.

The Teufel Shuffle

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Lupicas!XofullofBile — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:56:34 EDT

(Desperately searches the interwebs for burka hentai porn clips)

Lupicas!XofullofBile

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Matt Sussman — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:56:27 EDT

Nobody believed me when I said a Japanese-Iranian pitcher could be a national sex symbol. I hate to say it, but Ayatollah Yu so.

Matt Sussman

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EdFinnerty — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:56:10 EDT

Whew, after I hit More I briefly got real worried that there would be an uncensored pic after the jump.

EdFinnerty

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7-8 Deville — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:56:03 EDT

I wondered where Salisbury disappeared to...

7-8 Deville

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dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:56:02 EDT

I'll have the cream of sum yung ghai.

/party time, excellent.

dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac

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Steve Trachsel, Ace — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:56:00 EDT

Hideki Irabu was also feature in a multi-page pull out nude spread. National Geographic was doing a piece on hippos

Steve Trachsel, Ace

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sassydeerrun — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:55:23 EDT

Wonder if he is more like Milton Berle or Roddy McDowell?

sassydeerrun

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BigTenObsession — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:54:28 EDT

O AN HE SEXY!

BigTenObsession

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Chief Wahoo — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:54:23 EDT

In related news, Marrioti is now covering the Japanese League.

Chief Wahoo

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Doyle McPoyle — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:54:00 EDT

@Jehovahs Witness Protection Program: FFFFAAAAABULOUS!!

Doyle McPoyle

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CIALIS COOPER — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:53:47 EDT

What were the dates of that Arizona State softball exhibition to Japan, again?

CIALIS COOPER

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StuScott Booyahs — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:53:37 EDT

Sean Salisbury prefers the small screen.

StuScott Booyahs

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Gourmet Spud — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:53:18 EDT

"I call this next pose the "Whirling Darvish". You...may want to stand back a bit."

Gourmet Spud

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mfdoom — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:53:14 EDT

Nothing, we are very simple people with very small penis. Mr. Hosik's penis is especially small!

mfdoom

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Afino — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:52:55 EDT

You sure this guy's not on the Indians???

Afino

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The Fan’s Attic — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:52:20 EDT

they all don't look the same?

coulda fooled me.

The Fan’s Attic

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Jezzies-Scare-Me — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:52:16 EDT

We gon make him take it off

Jezzies-Scare-Me

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G.G. — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:50:19 EDT

"One way to Japan, first class please"

-A-Rod

G.G.

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Jehovahs Witness Protection Program — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:50:10 EDT

The F on his jersey stands for

Jehovahs Witness Protection Program

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sassydeerrun — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:49:49 EDT

Please don't throw Dusty Baker and nude in the same paragraph again.

sassydeerrun