A-Rod Comments On Canseco's Book "Revelation" - Deadspin Comments

A-Rod Comments On Canseco's Book "Revelation"

icanthelpitimfromboston — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 11:17:11 EDT

I find irony in the idea that Jose Canseco would write a book with the words "the Battle to Save Baseball" in the title. The Battle to Save Baseball. That's like Jenna Jameson writing a book about abstinence.
And if I hear about this f'in pool party one more time I'm gonna lose it. A pool party? Unless you're a 14-year-old girl trying to buy friends, or Hugh Hefner, then you have no business having a pool party.

icanthelpitimfromboston

A-Rod Comments On Canseco's Book "Revelation"

shawnkemp40 — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 18:51:02 EDT

Both of those chicks are kida cute. Not hot, just cute.

shawnkemp40

A-Rod Comments On Canseco's Book "Revelation"

IchiroSuzukiSamurai — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 18:11:39 EDT

@meltyman: Actually, he accused Bret Boone of confirming the use of steroids while he, Canseco, was on second base in a spring training game. It was proven that Boone was never playing second base in a spring training game where Canseco was a runner on second that spring.

IchiroSuzukiSamurai

A-Rod Comments On Canseco's Book "Revelation"

riahekans — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 16:43:49 EDT

I think that from this couple, Fuck-you-gal is the one taking steroids. Look at the muscles in her torso, dude! A-Rod is in the back, hoping nobody can notice his gut.

riahekans

A-Rod Comments On Canseco's Book "Revelation"

meltyman — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:49:52 EDT

well, canseco hasnt been proven wrong yet, has he?

meltyman

A-Rod Comments On Canseco's Book "Revelation"

EDogII — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:39:43 EDT

Man, could Conseco just go away. he's such a whore...I'd like to hebitch slap that mangina. Hey, she's in shape.

EDogII

A-Rod Comments On Canseco's Book "Revelation"

Scoops — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:38:28 EDT

@the earl of weaver: hey now.... Cheetara was hot.

Wait... what?!

Scoops

A-Rod Comments On Canseco's Book "Revelation"

Dead Account — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:23:30 EDT

@LosOsosdeChicago: Looks like somebody beat you to it.

Dead Account

A-Rod Comments On Canseco's Book "Revelation"

buttons — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:12:13 EDT

@BruschisBrewsky: Excellent point you have there - it does look as if he's trying to make the least amount of contact with her that he possibly can, doesn't it?

buttons

A-Rod Comments On Canseco's Book "Revelation"

Deadspin — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:08:11 EDT

Someone tell A-Rod he's not at a 6th grade dance.

Deadspin

A-Rod Comments On Canseco's Book "Revelation"

Fateric2000 — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:07:45 EDT

@muggsybogues: If we are going to get technical, isn't it an Ace Crusher? The finishing move of Road Warrior Animal's brother Johnny Ace.

Fateric2000

A-Rod Comments On Canseco's Book "Revelation"

BruschisBrewsky — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:07:23 EDT

@Chief Wahoo: That and im not sure if his awkward bend is meant to conceal a woody or his disgust for the female body.

BruschisBrewsky

A-Rod Comments On Canseco's Book "Revelation"

buttons — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:07:07 EDT

Screw all y'all, she's a yes.

(And to be clear, I mean the wife, not A-rod).

buttons

A-Rod Comments On Canseco's Book "Revelation"

SlickBomb — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:05:12 EDT

There is no spoon, motherfucker.

SlickBomb

A-Rod Comments On Canseco's Book "Revelation"

sassydeerrun — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:03:39 EDT

'Look at me, LOOK AT ME!!! I am touching a woman; I am secure with who I am.'

Take that, Jose.

sassydeerrun

A-Rod Comments On Canseco's Book "Revelation"

7-8 Deville — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:02:46 EDT

Wow! that abscess on her ass looks exactly like a Yankee!

7-8 Deville

A-Rod Comments On Canseco's Book "Revelation"

Chief Wahoo — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:00:50 EDT

I might even get past the whole "cavorting in a fountain with a muscular shemale" thing if his smile wasn't so damned gay.

Chief Wahoo

A-Rod Comments On Canseco's Book "Revelation"

The Teufel Shuffle — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:56:14 EDT

Why is A-Rod snuggling with Junior Seau in a fountain?

The Teufel Shuffle

A-Rod Comments On Canseco's Book "Revelation"

metroville — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:55:41 EDT

"It's been several seconds since you asked me for my reaction to Canseco's claim. I'm not here to talk about the past."

metroville

A-Rod Comments On Canseco's Book "Revelation"

LosOsosdeChicago — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:50:29 EDT

I'd like to inject her with HGH!

Too Soon?

LosOsosdeChicago

A-Rod Comments On Canseco's Book "Revelation"

Randall Tex Cobb — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:50:15 EDT

Ripping on A-Rod for disappearing in the clutch, slapping at balls, and his taste for manly shemale types, is enough fun already.

Don't make me feel sympathetic towards him!

Randall Tex Cobb

A-Rod Comments On Canseco's Book "Revelation"

Herbies_Wingman — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:50:14 EDT

Arod is jealous his wife got to wear the two-piece

Herbies_Wingman

A-Rod Comments On Canseco's Book "Revelation"

Steve Trachsel, Ace — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:48:52 EDT

"He banged my wife but that isnt the reason Im trying to ruin his career, I swear. Why do I hear laughter? Stop it, stop it, I used to be Jose Canseco. I was a bash brother. I drive an Acura Integra. Im credible!"

Steve Trachsel, Ace

A-Rod Comments On Canseco's Book "Revelation"

Storming the Floor — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:47:56 EDT

Eric Angevine, when told that A-Rod had no reaction to Canseco's allegations, said "Wow, I had not heard that. I have no reaction to that at all".

Storming the Floor

A-Rod Comments On Canseco's Book "Revelation"

Secret Identity — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:47:14 EDT

@muggsybogues:

RKO!

Secret Identity

A-Rod Comments On Canseco's Book "Revelation"

Afino — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:46:29 EDT

HOSAY DO NOT LIKE aRAH

SO aRAH SAYS POO TO YOU

Afino

A-Rod Comments On Canseco's Book "Revelation"

muggsybogues — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:46:18 EDT

@MurrayHewitt: It's really more of a diamond cutter, if you want to get technical. Which I'll always gladly do when we're discussing pro wrestling.
/self high five

muggsybogues

A-Rod Comments On Canseco's Book "Revelation"

Stev D — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:43:22 EDT

This is like the time when playing a round with some corporate guys, Tom Watson referred to KPMG as KP "and" G--and Rich Beem didn't even correct him! Hilarious!

Stev D

A-Rod Comments On Canseco's Book "Revelation"

Secret Identity — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:42:19 EDT

Canseco's wife must have a purty mouth.

Secret Identity

A-Rod Comments On Canseco's Book "Revelation"

Matt_T — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:41:30 EDT

This is what happens when things are leaked prior to the release date.

-Jack White

Matt_T

A-Rod Comments On Canseco's Book "Revelation"

MurrayHewitt — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:41:13 EDT

Wait, is "A-Rod and Jose" a tag for the post or a caption for the picture?

MurrayHewitt

A-Rod Comments On Canseco's Book "Revelation"

The Diesel — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:39:28 EDT

What's that, honey? A-Rod's back in the fountain again? F*ck me. "A-Rod! Hey, A-Rod! Take that dude and get in your own fountain! I'm not warning you again."

The Diesel