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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://deadspin.com/372277/the-nba-closer-threat-or-menace#c4886189">Basketbawful</A>: Believe me, I know. My day job is as a statistician.</P>
<P>Totally agree about the misuse of statistics. At the risk of sounding cliched, if you know they can be misused, don't let yourself become just another statistic.</P>
<P>And uh, keep on truckin.</P> <p>NovakAintNoJokovic</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://deadspin.com/372277/the-nba-closer-threat-or-menace#c4884642">NovakAintNoJokovic</A>: "However, that's not the numbers lying. That's the reader only looking at one number, and not looking at it in context."</P>
<P>True enough. You know what they say: Figures lie and liars figure. (Okay, "they" are my grandparents, but still.) The sad part of all the new advanced basketball statistics is that many people are using them the same way they used the old-school stats: Just throwing them out there and saying, "See? Point proven."</P>
<P>Every number is a puzzle piece, but you've got to put them together.</P> <p><a href="http://www.basketbawful.com">Basketbawful</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://deadspin.com/372277/the-nba-closer-threat-or-menace#c4881232">Basketbawful</A>: <I>I hope you're not one of them</I><BR>Oh no, I might be one of <I>those</I> people. In the interest of full disclosure, yes I am a numbers guy, without question. That said, I rarely believe one number can tell the entire story.</P>
<P>In this case, you're right that Denver's DefEff might not really reflect their defensive prowess. Their defensive shooting % is middle-of-the-road and the % of offensive rebounds they allow is deplorable. So what makes their DefEff in the top third of the league? Well, they do force a lot of turnovers (16.8/100 poss, good for 5th in the league), and they're pretty stingy about sending teams to the foul line (only about 1 FTA for every 5 FGA, good for 4th fewest). Sounds like they either force a turnover or give the opponent an easy look at the basket (or two or three), right?</P>
<P>So I think your assessment on how teams can "carve the Nuggets up" is right, and the numbers I mentioned do bear that out. Basically, their defensive is pretty similar to their offense: good when it's being opportunistic and forcing the tempo, not so good when they settle into the half-court game.</P>
<P>However, that's not the numbers lying. That's the reader only looking at one number, and not looking at it in context.</P></BR> <p>NovakAintNoJokovic</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://deadspin.com/372277/the-nba-closer-threat-or-menace#c4878745">NovakAintNoJokovic</A>: Here's my problem with the Denver defense. They're at their best when forcing turnovers and tricking teams into playing at their pace. However, if their opponent takes care of the ball and just waits for an open shot to develop, they can get it at will. Denver's opponents have shot 60 percent in three of the Nuggets' last four losses (which excludes the previously mentioned 4-game stretch, since Utah did it against them on March 8). And these aren't isolated incidents. Last month (February 22 to be exact), the Chicago Bulls - who are one of the <I>worst</I> scoring/shooting teams in the league - scored 135 points on 57 percent shooting against the Nuggets. And I could give you similar examples of crazy-high shooting percentages achieved by opposing teams this season if it came to it. So while the numbers my not "lie" exactly, they <I>can</I> be deceiving, particularly since many people (and I hope you're not one of them) want to wave the Defensive Efficiency Flag as Final Proof that Denver has a top 'o the league D. Well, I'm not convinced, and I'm not convinced because when teams show patience and discipline, they carve the Nuggets up. And this isn't just a numbers game. I've watched Denver play, and many times. I'm just not convinced that they're field goal defense would be even adequate against quality teams if they made the playoffs.</P>
<P>But here's hoping they do get in, if for no other reason than they'll have a chance to prove me wrong.</P> <p><a href="http://www.basketbawful.com">Basketbawful</a></p>]]></description>
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<P>/shits pants</P>
<P>/dick joke</P>
<P>/dick joke involving someone shitting their pants</P> <p>NovakAintNoJokovic</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Matt - I've had a bone to pick with you sir, for 2 days now, but kept forgetting to mention it because I was swept away by your fine Closers (kudos to you for that). But I finally wrote myself a little note to remember.</P>
<P>Your Worst Of The Night shtick is pretty good too, <A href="http://basketbawful.blogspot.com/2008/03/das-schlimmste-auf-das-wochenende.html">except for this one</A>. Can a bad 4-game stretch by the Nuggets really convince you "that numbers can lie"? Or perhaps you don't understand what those numbers really mean? Just because Denver plays at a torrid pace doesn't mean they can't play defense. That's where the whole "per 100 possessions" comes into play.</P>
<P>Look at the other side of the argument. New Orleans, Dallas, and Detroit play at some of the slowest paces in the league, but that doesn't mean they don't know how to score, does it? Would you argue that the Hornets are having trouble scoring (answer: no)? One might counter by saying "But in 3 games between Jan 30th and Feb 4th they lost by a combined 34 points to Golden State, Sacramento, and Utah." Is that a valid argument? Doubtful.</P>
<P>On another note, where can I buy my "Chicago Fourth Quarter Collapses" jersey? I can't find them on sale anywhere!</P> <p>NovakAintNoJokovic</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://deadspin.com/372277/the-nba-closer-threat-or-menace#c4875161">Lunatic Fringe</A>: yeah but unfortunately fewer pictures of scantily clad women.</P> <p>HugsFromHarold</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>I just want to point out that daily comic strip version Spiderman (the only one I'm familiar with) is a loser.<BR><A href="http://joshreads.com/?p=989">[joshreads.com]</A></P></BR> <p>new_commentator</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Nice. You get two No-Prizes ... one for the post, and one for the Puma reference. Now, when does Kraven the Hunter appear?</p> <p>Rick Chandler</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>'Nuff said.</p> <p><a href="http://refrigeratorlogic.wordpress.com">Tuffy</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Substitute "Hillary Clinton" for "J. Jonah Jameson" and "Barack Obama" for "Spider-Man".</P>
<P>/wonkette refugee</P> <p>gjdodger</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4875636">BigTenObsession</a>: Let's leave Ghostface out of this.</p> <p>muggsybogues</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4875522">Dead Air ummm Dead Air</a>: Ugh. That storyline does not exist.</p> <p><a href="n/a">DennyCrane</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://deadspin.com/372277/the-nba-closer-threat-or-menace#c4875653">Secret Identity</A>:</P>
<P>Well, obviously. No one thought you were seriously making <I>that</I> pick.</P> <p><a href="http://unprofessionalfoul.blogspot.com">BigTenObsession</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://deadspin.com/372277/the-nba-closer-threat-or-menace#c4875238">BigTenObsession</A>: @<A href="http://deadspin.com/372277/the-nba-closer-threat-or-menace#c4875522">Dead Air ummm Dead Air</A>:</P>
<P>To be clearer:</P>
<P>Comic book MJ &gt; comic book Gwen</P>
<P>Bryce Dallas Howard Gwen &gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; Kirsten Dunst MJ</P> <p>Secret Identity</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://deadspin.com/372277/the-nba-closer-threat-or-menace#c4875391">DeepFriar</A>:</P>
<P>what are you, some sort of Venom-lover? I bet you enjoyed the few moments when Tony Stark wasn't Iron Man also.</P>
<P>Freak.</P> <p><a href="http://unprofessionalfoul.blogspot.com">BigTenObsession</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://deadspin.com/372277/the-nba-closer-threat-or-menace#c4875447">Secret Identity</A>: Didn't stop Norman Osborn.</P>
<P>Also, Everything &gt; One More Day</P> <p>Dead Air ummm Dead Air</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://deadspin.com/372277/the-nba-closer-threat-or-menace#c4874712">MattinglysSideburns</A>: +1. I still can't believe the scariest Neo-Nazi in television history is also J. Jonah Jameson and Juno's daddy.</P> <p><a href="http://sports.aol.com/fanhouse/nhl/">Wyshynski</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://deadspin.com/372277/the-nba-closer-threat-or-menace#c4875238">BigTenObsession</A>:</P>
<P>Sure, if you like having sex with dead people.</P> <p>Secret Identity</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://deadspin.com/372277/the-nba-closer-threat-or-menace#c4875238">BigTenObsession</A>: black costume &gt; red/blue costume &gt; Pacers home jersey<BR>got a problem with that?</P></BR> <p><a href="n/a">DeepFriar</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://deadspin.com/372277/the-nba-closer-threat-or-menace#c4874632">Triple B</A>: Pryz had 26 two games ago against the Clips.</P> <p><a href="http://fansattic.blogspot.com">The Fan’s Attic</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://deadspin.com/372277/the-nba-closer-threat-or-menace#c4874710">Gourmet Spud</A>:</P>
<P>Gwen Stacey &gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; Mary Jane.</P>
<P>Yeah, I said it. What of it?</P> <p><a href="http://unprofessionalfoul.blogspot.com">BigTenObsession</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://deadspin.com/372277/the-nba-closer-threat-or-menace#c4874632">Triple B</A>:</P>
<P>The last time that happened was probably against Northwestern, or maybe the Knicks.</P> <p><a href="http://unprofessionalfoul.blogspot.com">BigTenObsession</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Until Matt McHale gets a buzz cut and begins the Daily Bugawful podcast, mmm.</p> <p><a href="http://appfan.com">AppFan</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>I thought the post was being written by <i> Jenna </i> Jameson.</p>
<p>Damn.</p> <p><a href="http://http://bleacherreport.com/users/4138-Ben_Allaire">roland_t_flakfizer</a></p>]]></description>
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<P>Like The Post, but with facts &amp; truth.</P> <p><a href="http://">Lunatic Fringe</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4874737">Hit Bull Win Steak</a>: Great Ceasar's Ghost! That's blasphemy!</p> <p><a href="http://">McCroskey</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Ugh, Spiderman is far too wimpy to be a superhero.</P> <p>The Gizmo from Pismo</p>]]></description>
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		    <link>http://deadspin.com/372277/the-nba-closer-threat-or-menace#c4874956</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Bugle Bucks &gt; Schrute Bucks ?</p> <p>MrMoustache</p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Wed, 26 Mar 2008 10:29:12 EDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://deadspin.com/372277/the-nba-closer-threat-or-menace#c4874923</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Sadly it reads like envision the New York Post newsroom would be like.</P> <p>HugsFromHarold</p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Wed, 26 Mar 2008 10:27:28 EDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://deadspin.com/372277/the-nba-closer-threat-or-menace#c4874917</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<P>The real libel here is that the Wiz/Blazers score was actually 102-82.</P> <p>Paper Cut</p>]]></description>
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		    <link>http://deadspin.com/372277/the-nba-closer-threat-or-menace#c4874847</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>C'mon now, <i>everybody</i> knows the Green Lantern (who currently plays for the Celtics) could open up a can of Raid on Spider-man.</p> <p><a href="http://sportsvulgaris.freehostia.com/">Brazil Thrill</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Wed, 26 Mar 2008 10:23:21 EDT</pubDate>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>"Because he's really an egomaniac, a neurotic trouble-maker flaunting his power before the ordinary citizens whom he despises!"</P>
<P>Mark Cuban?</P> <p><a href="http://">Chief Wahoo</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Wed, 26 Mar 2008 10:22:01 EDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://deadspin.com/372277/the-nba-closer-threat-or-menace#c4874812</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Joel Pryzbilla is the Vanilla Gorilla but I can't call Allen Iverson a "tough little monkey?"<br>
/Billy Packer</p> <p><a href="http://abarrette.freeblogit.com/">GrinNBarrette</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Wed, 26 Mar 2008 10:21:10 EDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://deadspin.com/372277/the-nba-closer-threat-or-menace#c4874737</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Perry White &gt; J. Jonah Jameison</P>
<P>yeah I said it....</P> <p>Hit Bull Win Steak</p>]]></description>
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		    <link>http://deadspin.com/372277/the-nba-closer-threat-or-menace#c4874712</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Can tomorrow's Closer be written by Vern Schillinger?</P> <p>MattinglysSideburns</p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Wed, 26 Mar 2008 10:16:14 EDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://deadspin.com/372277/the-nba-closer-threat-or-menace#c4874710</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<P>I heard a big reason for the Pacers' loss was that David Harrison was "out" with "Mary Jane."</P>
<P>/wink</P> <p><a href="http://www.foodcourtlunch.com">Gourmet Spud</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <link>http://deadspin.com/372277/the-nba-closer-threat-or-menace#c4874695</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Heat vs. Knicks tonight! I think the winner gets the NIT champ in their new +1 system.</p> <p><a href="http://www.walkoffwalk.com">Camp Tiger Claw</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <link>http://deadspin.com/372277/the-nba-closer-threat-or-menace#c4874671</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Ahhhhhhh, remember when you could smoke a cigar in your office?</P> <p>Schluby</p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Wed, 26 Mar 2008 10:14:29 EDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://deadspin.com/372277/the-nba-closer-threat-or-menace#c4874632</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<P>17 boards for Przybilla??</P>
<P>/shits pants</P> <p>Triple B</p>]]></description>
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