So, Does Anybody REALLY Care About Jose Canseco And Alex Rodriguez? - Deadspin Comments

So, Does Anybody REALLY Care About Jose Canseco And Alex Rodriguez?

Laser Guided — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:54:13 EDT

I am more interested in the scene from Liar Liar when Jim Carrey says "i'm jose canseco!" than I am about Jose Canseco himself.

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So, Does Anybody REALLY Care About Jose Canseco And Alex Rodriguez?

The Sports Hernia — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 16:58:32 EDT

Why did Canseco steal his eyes from a charcter on V ?

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Dead Account — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:58:14 EDT

I don't even care enough to finish reading this post. Or read any of the comments. I stopped at "Nancy Grace Zone." For some reason, it seemed appropriate.

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G.G. — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:50:50 EDT

So how's the hunt for that Ben Ladin guy going? Why won't Congress investigate THAT? If only the Yankees would sign him...

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A Pimp Named DaveR — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:40:49 EDT

@BigTenObsession: Commenters with a lot of followers get a star now. It's Gawker-wide... but a certain Mr. Leitch apparently hasn't gotten the memo yet....

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Sandburgh — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:33:33 EDT

Breaking news....Sources report Jose Canseco has a twin brother....

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GreatOdensRaven — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:11:34 EDT

@strong like bull smart like tractor: I imagine they're already planning this with Steve Phillips injecting Steve Phillips as Buster Olney looks on.

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BigTenObsession — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:08:15 EDT

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo is reading this sexy blog.:

where the fuck did that star come from?

Will, I want a star!

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MY LEFT TIT — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:05:07 EDT

@Weed Against Speed: +1. Also, gross.

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Vizzini — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:01:52 EDT

@Ladies love Fennis: Summary judgment granted: Canseco is a self-aggrandizing meathead.

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EDogII — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:01:28 EDT

WHO.CARES.

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Stev D — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:00:58 EDT

Well, I care. I am getting married soon and I am concerned that Alex Rodriguez might try and fuck my wife.

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CIALIS COOPER — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:00:01 EDT

@jwaves2007: Could we request that these pictures are taken whilst she is wearing one of his shirts?

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Ladies love Fennis — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:58:07 EDT

I have learned the persuasive power of interjecting lie detector results into your writing.

Q. Is there a genuine issue of material fact in this case?
A. No.

Done. And. Done.

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Sheepblog — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:57:37 EDT

Nancy Grace is playing 3rd base for the Yankees? Whah?

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Crookednose — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:55:29 EDT

More Media Approval polls, please.

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Signal to Noise — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:53:41 EDT

@shea_guevara: baseball writers are the dads trying to give us "the talk" when we've all made out with someone already and understand some of the basics.

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shea_guevara — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:51:40 EDT

@Signal to Noise: It's especially bad with baseball, because it's tied so much to childhood. Playing catch with your dad, going to games, etc.

Therefore, they want the game to be pure and honest and upright, because they think anything else would corrupt kids. When in fact, I'm pretty sure that in this day and age, kids are pretty sophisticated about The Ways of the World.

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Johnny LaRue — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:48:53 EDT

@Weed Against Speed: and baby puke. tasty.

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Paper Cut — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:46:59 EDT

@jwaves2007: If it's his ex wife, see Playboy September 2005 for all of her silcone goodness.

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:46:19 EDT

@Carlton_Whitfield: Attended with what I call the "power clip" so his cell phone is handy at moment's notice.

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Signal to Noise — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:45:37 EDT

Most of us don't see baseball (or many other sports) as some sort of sacred trust. We can see a lot of societal realities in them, but as for who's sticking needles in asses -- it's a tempest in a fucking teapot.

The people who get overworked about steroids are the writers who scratch out the same pastoral columns about baseball every year, George Will-style, making intellectual wankery out of it.

Signal to Noise

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shea_guevara — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:44:35 EDT

Not only did Canseco introduce 'roids to baseball, but he's also mastered time travel. He must have, in order to travel back to 1990 and by that Z. Cavaricci outfit.

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Stev D — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:43:38 EDT

Does anyone care that I am listening to the ambient moog infused electro-pop duo Air?

Stev D

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BigTenObsession — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:42:14 EDT

@MeSoHornsby:

Alan Greenspan, "Ace" Greenberg - it's not a coincidence!

/Easterbrook'd

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PenskeMaterial — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:41:46 EDT

Canseco responded with shoulder shrugs too, but they were done with fuckin' six plates a side, bro.

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Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:40:49 EDT

@strong like bull smart like tractor: There's an 84% chance that Pedro Gomez has already done this.

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Civil Negligence — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:39:44 EDT

Sorry, it isn't that I don't care. I was just looking for someone who knew where I could get some farm-fresh eggs.

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Vizzini — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:39:26 EDT

Somebody should write a book about sports fans and how so much of this kind of stuff is taking the fun out of sports. And maybe throw in something about how sports fans can get the fun back.

Nah, it'll never work.

Vizzini

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Its The Beer Talking — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:39:16 EDT

People who take the time to read a sports blog all day

Hey, I do other stuff too! Like go to the supermarket, pick up my dry cleaning...it's not like I just sit here and look at Deadspin for 10 hours.

/hits F5 repeatedly

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Jews For Purple Jesus — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:39:02 EDT

I'm a casual, just-peek-in-every-once-in-a-while fan of women's locker rooms. But that's just me.

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Jefferson Short Bus — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:38:41 EDT

@Carlton_Whitfield: Mr. 3000, or as I like to call it, the tramp stamp on Angela Bassett's resume.

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strong like bull smart like tractor — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:38:10 EDT

Eventually, ESPN staff will be sneaking into clubhouses and injecting players with steroids, just so they can continue to discuss this. I can't wait...

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FThat — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:37:57 EDT

I don't want to see constant steroids stories in any media sources I go to, but Larry King should be doing at least 20 hours of steroids coverage a week.

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Carlton_Whitfield — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:37:08 EDT

Nothing says fame like an invite to the Mr. 3000 premiere.

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Weed Against Speed — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:36:18 EDT

Man, they'll put anyone in Madame Tussauds Wax Museum.

Weed Against Speed

So, Does Anybody REALLY Care About Jose Canseco And Alex Rodriguez?

LosOsosdeChicago — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:34:48 EDT

Do I care if A-Rod bought steroids? Yes. Do I think we will ever "know"? No. Do I think that the he said she said bullshit and overanalyzing/overexposure of this story makes it even harder to learn the truth and actually make sure the games are played fairly? Yes.

Does anyone care about my mini-rant? No.

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muggsybogues — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:34:47 EDT

Who's the idiot: the guy who doesn't do it when everybody else is, or the guy who does it and gets caught?

Just sayin'. They're all juicing, and so no one's juicing.

/soapbox

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Camp Tiger Claw — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:34:36 EDT

Someone needs to hurry up and kill their white wife if this story is going to get any traction.

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7-8 Deville — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:34:31 EDT

There's a joke in there somewhere about A-Rod being half-cocked, but I just don't care enough to make it...

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Alonzo Mosely — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:34:22 EDT

*Sports fans, actually.

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MattinglysSideburns — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:33:14 EDT

George Lopez seems to have kept busy with exercise since his show got canned.

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Suss-- — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:31:30 EDT

"Eric Byrnes is still with Fox, right?"

Depends, is Fox still just as UNPREDICTABLE EXTREME WABBIDY SLOO as always?

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HugsFromHarold — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:31:26 EDT

Wow, now that would be an event: watching an A's-Red Sox game with Pac-Man Jones and having beer taps at your table!

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MeSoHornsby — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:31:01 EDT

It royally pisses me off that Congress is now investigating the Federal Reserve's role in the Bear Stearns deal and has put the steriods issue on the back burner. Good luck getting me to vote this year.

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Weed Against Speed — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:30:36 EDT

I bet "The Nancy Grace Zone" smells like decaying carp.

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Dweezil — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:29:57 EDT

I will be interested when Pacman shows up at a Canseco party.

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ASox — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:29:53 EDT

HGH taps at the table would be something to talk about . . .

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OhTheHugeManatee — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:29:41 EDT

The steroids scandal stories are like the Day After Thanksgiving sale stories on your local news:

You know it's coming every year, you tune in just to see whose getting trampled, and you can't believe that some people actually get riled up about it.

OhTheHugeManatee

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MitchKayak — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:29:08 EDT

Call me when A-Rod buys new toys for his daughter.

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jwaves2007 — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:28:43 EDT

We really need to see pictures of Canseco's wife so that we can judge for ourselves the validity of the accusations.

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Gourmet Spud — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:28:11 EDT

I'll decide if I care after I have seen the poorly concocted SNL skit on it, and not a moment sooner.

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:26:57 EDT

Que?

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So, Does Anybody REALLY Care About Jose Canseco And Alex Rodriguez?

DennyCrane — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:26:45 EDT

Yeah, but if they don't, they run the risk of being labeled apologists. Fact is, there are more than enough cranks who write into the NY Post about the very things we don't really care about.

Personally, I care about these stories only insofar as they provide fodder for jokes and Photoshop mayhem on this here site.

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Tuffy — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:26:27 EDT

@Suss--: Eric Byrnes is still with Fox, right?

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TheStarterWife — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:26:10 EDT

Not enough ass-stabbings in those stories to care about.

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Tuffy — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:26:07 EDT

The NBC NIghtly News? Have you even *heard* of the Internet?

Tuffy

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:25:57 EDT

A-Rod does not do steriods; he does she-male hookers. Jeez, can't anybody read anymore? Seriously, I think Jose needed a hook to sell this book and A_rod is better copy than Pujols.

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Suss-- — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:24:17 EDT

But which ESPN blonde girl did field reporting on this story?

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:24:05 EDT

Jose Canseco cares about Jose Canseco. And not so much about A-Rod.

So what about these beer taps?

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