- Deadspin Comments

TheGeneral — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 01:31:57 EDT

/paranoid liberal conspiracy theory.

TheGeneral

How do you spell retard? — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 19:07:23 EDT

Weren't a bunch of Bush's players on the 'roids when he owned the team anyway?

Jose Canseco, Rafael Palmeiro, Miguel Tejada, Slammin Sammy Sosa.

How do you spell retard?

BruschisBrewsky — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 18:57:53 EDT

"What about the Mitchell report Mr. Pres...Ooh, whoa, I'm driving, I almost got hit by a car!"

BruschisBrewsky

Jefferson Short Bus — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 18:10:45 EDT

@GrinNBarrette: Thanks, Prez! Call me if you need anything!

Jefferson Short Bus

Bearcat44 — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 18:09:55 EDT

@Gourmet Spud: Vice Principal R. Iracane won't be too pleased about that.

Bearcat44

Gourmet Spud — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 18:05:51 EDT

@Weed Against Speed:

Born to Run?

/just ensured I could never go back to hell i.e. New Jersey

Gourmet Spud

Yostal — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:57:23 EDT

Is Bush's phone TOAST as well?

Yostal

Laser Guided — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:57:06 EDT

George Bush's pitch will inevitably have a parabolic resemblence to his approval rating. Or did I just blow your mind?

Laser Guided

Bearcat44 — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:55:39 EDT

Barbara Bush (41's wife, not 43's daughter) should throw out the first pitch.

She can kick Lo Duca's ass.

/Lil' Bush'd

Bearcat44

Weed Against Speed — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:55:39 EDT

@Gourmet Spud: Come Holy Ghost?

/just stamped my one-way ticket to Hell

Weed Against Speed

SlantedAndDisenchanted — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:49:05 EDT

This is like when the headlining band brings along a shitty opening band just to make themselves look not quite as bad as that.

SlantedAndDisenchanted

GrinNBarrette — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:48:53 EDT

Rather than handing Dubya the baseball LoDuca can hand him a pen to sign his pardon.

GrinNBarrette

Gourmet Spud — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:48:47 EDT

@Weed Against Speed:

Trapped in the Closet?

Gourmet Spud

Weed Against Speed — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:46:36 EDT

@Suss--: Beat It?

Weed Against Speed

Matt Sussman — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:45:40 EDT

"child molester's jam"

Rock and Roll Part II?

Matt Sussman

Gourmet Spud — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:41:30 EDT

He is then going straight over to act as a judge in the County Fair, where he will inadvertently choose a child molester's jam.

Gourmet Spud

Brazil Thrill — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:41:27 EDT

Knowing Bush, he'll have a huge banner celebrating a "Pitch Accomplished" but will botch the throw when he gets to the mound.

Brazil Thrill

Weed Against Speed — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:41:00 EDT

Fool me once...shame...shame on you...fool me twice........you can't get fooled again!

Weed Against Speed

DennyCrane — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:38:09 EDT

Well, Laura HAS been looking kinda buff lately.

DennyCrane

El Gran Guapo — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:34:13 EDT

"Heck of a job, Paulie!!"

El Gran Guapo