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Gee, Your New Rule Smells Terrific

Creepmouse — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:54:59 EDT

Why is Kima Greggs wearing that football uniform?

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gjdodger — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:28:35 EDT

@riahekans:

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WoodBatsSteelBalls — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:55:24 EDT

James Harrison actually proposed this change because every time he sees a person with long hair, he assumes it is a woman and slaps them. He wants to avoid the confusion.

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riahekans — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:55:16 EDT

What size helmet would Polamalu have to wear to tuck in his hair in? 20?

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VidaBlueBalls — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:37:32 EDT

Cher is looking very tan these days.

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VTBen — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:36:52 EDT

Others include cornerbacks Al Harris of Green Bay and Mike McKenzie of New Orleans.

I am still convinced that these two are the same person.

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Signal to Noise — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:34:31 EDT

Carl Peterson just can't take the fact that he doesn't have the best hair in all of football and wants to cut off any competition.

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Scout — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:19:49 EDT

Whew...looks like Michael Vick got out just in time.

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Storming the Floor — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:18:32 EDT

Thank god. Now I can continue to practice my game-day hobby of making anagrams from the names on the back of player jerseys.

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EDogII — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:13:36 EDT

great, no more mullets!! take that brian bosworth.

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shea_guevara — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:11:40 EDT

Is Roger Goodell gonna go on an anti-hippie rampage, a la Peter Boyle in "Joe"?

Ain't so groovy now, is it, Polamalu?!

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Paul Zuvella — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:10:07 EDT

Renee Richards disagrees with leagues that make you tuck things in

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Hernandez-is-the-Mandez — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:08:37 EDT

Now that's what I call some bouncin' and behavin', Troy Polamalu's hair.

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Carlton_Whitfield — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:04:21 EDT

@HIV 2 Elway: You know I'm with you on that.

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Senators Lost Cojones — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:04:00 EDT

Dude...don't do it!!

/Samson

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Trenton Makes The World Takes — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:03:15 EDT

I remember when my friend thought Al Harris and Mike McKenzie were the same person and that he was all over the field. Oh wait, that was J-Bug.

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PenskeMaterial — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:02:34 EDT

They're only talking about this rule because they couldn't reach consensus on wording for a "no shooting people in strip clubs" rule.

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7-8 Deville — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:00:49 EDT

Personally I can't wait for the officially licensed NFL hairnet. only 24.99!

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HIV 2 Elway — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:00:43 EDT

@My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZ...: Hating Carl is passé, how about a hire Marty site? Also this is all Clark Hunt's doing.

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theballadofrickeyfoggie — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:59:41 EDT

@Schluby: @theballadofrickeyfoggie: needs to learn to read previous comments

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Doc Medich — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:58:26 EDT

Captain Smith, Mr. Goodell could use some assistance rearranging the deck chairs.

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jwaves2007 — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:58:09 EDT

What is Sanjia doing in a football uniform?

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ClownForPound — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:58:02 EDT

I've had it with the Chiefs' efforts to destroy Samoan warrior culture.

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Weed Against Speed — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:57:58 EDT

I don't know about anyone else, but I think this is folliclicious reasoning on the part of the owners.

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theballadofrickeyfoggie — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:57:46 EDT

Now, Johnny Unitas... there's a haircut you can set your watch to!

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:57:12 EDT

"You play to wear it tapered in the back."

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:56:25 EDT

OK, so wo wants to help me start the "Fire Carl Peterson" website?

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Trenton Makes The World Takes — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:55:13 EDT

Welcome to the real world hippies!

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DennyCrane — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:55:11 EDT

@Tuffy: Howie Spira agrees.

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theballadofrickeyfoggie — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:55:10 EDT

Great! Now where is the steelers season preview?

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:54:32 EDT

What about a new rule that prevents you from "slipping on a McDonald's wrapper"?

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Green Weenie — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:53:54 EDT

Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to let your freak flag fly.

/Mahatma Polumalu

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jwaves2007 — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:53:53 EDT

Why don't they just add it to the tuck rule?

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Carlton_Whitfield — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:53:34 EDT

Jesus fish and Big Dog sweatshirts, however, will still be allowed at Camarohead.
/cries as he sits in KC, realizes why everyone hates us

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David Hume — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:53:11 EDT

They're looking at taking language from the NFL Cheerleader's handbook. 2007 edition.

"3.a.ii: You do not need to wax said area, just keep it trimmed neatly"

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DeepFriar — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:53:04 EDT

Hippie Chick 1: Oh, Homer J., how do you keep your hair so rich and full?
Homer Simpson: Lather, rinse, and repeat. Always repeat.
Hippie Chick 2: Homer J., will you teach us to make love?

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Threat Level: Midnight — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:51:54 EDT

Not much to worry about in Kansas City with baseball season coming up.

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Agamemnon Busmalis — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:51:53 EDT

@7-8 Deville: +1. Shit, was that funny.

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MeSoHornsby — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:51:51 EDT

Matt Hasslebeck wishes this rule affected him.

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TheStarterWife — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:51:37 EDT

Who let David Stern into NFL meetings?

(Two pictures of Troy today??!?! It's not even my birthday!)

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My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:50:42 EDT

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo is reading this sexy blog.: A cheap shot from a Broncos fan? Is that you, Bill Romanowski?

And yes this rule is stupid.

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HIV 2 Elway — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:50:34 EDT

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo is reading this sexy blog.: Jared Allen would like to have a word with you.

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Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:50:11 EDT

Troy Polamalu day?

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metrobulls — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:50:10 EDT

"Welp, back to smoking weed" -- Ricky Williams

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Matt_T — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:50:01 EDT

Travis Henry's problems could have been avoided if he tucked it into a helmet.

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7-8 Deville — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:49:30 EDT

And the sign said long haired freaky people need not apply
So I tucked my hair up under my helmet and I went in to ask him why
He said you look like a fine upstanding young man, I think you'll do
So I took off my helmet I said imagine that, huh, me working for you

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josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:49:08 EDT

The Mars Volta kindly request that "Roulette Dares" no longer be played at kick-off to psych the crowd.

This aggression against the hirsute will not stand.

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Dr. Spaceman, Esq. — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:48:32 EDT

I thought they got rid of the tuck rule.

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Evgeni Merkin — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:48:10 EDT

Johnny Unitas, now there was a haircut you could set your watch too.

/AbeSimpson'd

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Tuffy — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:47:57 EDT

Why can't the NFL have those clean-cut boys like George Steinbrenner and Marge Schott loved? Those two are very wise decision-makers and should be emulated as much as possible.

/who said anything about hitler?

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being_sven — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:47:30 EDT

It's all part of the NFL's ongoing campaign to stamp out split ends.

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:47:02 EDT

There is no place to tuck Rex Grossman's pocket rocket

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A Pimp Named DaveR — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:45:55 EDT

@Gourmet Spud: I see what you did there. +1

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Secret Identity — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:45:54 EDT

"require them to tuck it up inside their helmets"

Don't worry, Joselio, they're talking about hair.

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Big Jim Slade — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:45:49 EDT

all the major prblems with the league have been solved

apparently, Rick's prblems with spellchecker still haven't been.

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PenskeMaterial — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:45:46 EDT

"I'm back, baby!" -- Brutus Beefcake

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BigRicks — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:45:30 EDT

Quarterbacks will now have to tuck their flowing pubes into their handwarmers

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Le Kangourou de Kataroo — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:45:28 EDT

Come on Kansas City, none of the players can be fierce like Tyra if they don't let their locks flow. Then again, no one is fierce in Kansas City, so I don't expect you to understand this concept.

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Gourmet Spud — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:44:27 EDT

...require them to tuck it up inside their helmets...

I would have thought this rule would have been proposed by the Buffalo Bills...

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