<![CDATA[The Glory Of The Knicks Vs. The Heat - Deadspin Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[The Glory Of The Knicks Vs. The Heat - Deadspin Comments]]> http://deadspin.com Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:23:18 EDT Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:23:18 EDT http://deadspin.com/372800/the-glory-of-the-knicks-vs-the-heat <![CDATA[The Glory Of The Knicks Vs. The Heat]]> http://deadspin.com/372800/the-glory-of-the-knicks-vs-the-heat#c4905158 @Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies: I saw the best guards of my generation sobbing hysterical playoffless.

/Howl'd

kayceebk

]]> 11:372800:c4905158 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:23:18 EDT <![CDATA[The Glory Of The Knicks Vs. The Heat]]> http://deadspin.com/372800/the-glory-of-the-knicks-vs-the-heat#c4904621 It's nice to see that Daequon has rebounded from being a junkie in the series ending of the Wire to a pro-ish-caliber hoops player.

Silky John-STON!

]]> 11:372800:c4904621 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:07:53 EDT <![CDATA[The Glory Of The Knicks Vs. The Heat]]> http://deadspin.com/372800/the-glory-of-the-knicks-vs-the-heat#c4901756 it so nice not to hear about the Bobcats in discussions like this.

Nacho Friendly

]]> 11:372800:c4901756 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:38:28 EDT <![CDATA[The Glory Of The Knicks Vs. The Heat]]> http://deadspin.com/372800/the-glory-of-the-knicks-vs-the-heat#c4899851 Concerning the Heat, The folks at the Onion have outdone themselves again:

[www.theonion.com]

Schluby

]]> 11:372800:c4899851 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:41:17 EDT <![CDATA[The Glory Of The Knicks Vs. The Heat]]> http://deadspin.com/372800/the-glory-of-the-knicks-vs-the-heat#c4898462 @Fuck Lion: Crap. I knew that name was too good to be available. Great job Gawker for catching that.

7th Floor King Dingaling

]]> 11:372800:c4898462 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:53:53 EDT <![CDATA[The Glory Of The Knicks Vs. The Heat]]> http://deadspin.com/372800/the-glory-of-the-knicks-vs-the-heat#c4898424 @Brazil Thrill: Well, the older person should get it, also considering the fact that the imposter just jumped over from Idolator.

LeagueofShadows

]]> 11:372800:c4898424 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:52:12 EDT <![CDATA[The Glory Of The Knicks Vs. The Heat]]> http://deadspin.com/372800/the-glory-of-the-knicks-vs-the-heat#c4898340 Hey, the Heat beat the Bucks twice in a week with this lineup.
/SIMMONS IN 08-YES WE CAN!

LeagueofShadows

]]> 11:372800:c4898340 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:48:54 EDT <![CDATA[The Glory Of The Knicks Vs. The Heat]]> http://deadspin.com/372800/the-glory-of-the-knicks-vs-the-heat#c4898077 @Chief Wahoo:

I call bullshit - I have never seen teamwork at Rucker (or the Cage on 4th, either)

BigTenObsession

]]> 11:372800:c4898077 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:38:50 EDT <![CDATA[The Glory Of The Knicks Vs. The Heat]]> http://deadspin.com/372800/the-glory-of-the-knicks-vs-the-heat#c4897826 @Fuck Lion: @Fuck Lion: I hope you gentlemen realize that no two 'Spinners can share the same name. I'm afraid you have no choice but to compete for the right to be the king of the jungle, loser having to forfeit their current name. According to Gawker Media rules, when the town clock strikes 12 noon you must engage in a pillowfight, with the winner being the last man standing (up).

Brazil Thrill

]]> 11:372800:c4897826 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:28:05 EDT <![CDATA[The Glory Of The Knicks Vs. The Heat]]> http://deadspin.com/372800/the-glory-of-the-knicks-vs-the-heat#c4897823 @Weed Against Speed:
@Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay:

LOL...a.


Gourmet Spud

]]> 11:372800:c4897823 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:27:58 EDT <![CDATA[The Glory Of The Knicks Vs. The Heat]]> http://deadspin.com/372800/the-glory-of-the-knicks-vs-the-heat#c4897792 @Phony Gwynn: No, no, no, you're thinking of Aqib Talib.

LesMilesIsAMouthyDouche

]]> 11:372800:c4897792 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:26:52 EDT <![CDATA[The Glory Of The Knicks Vs. The Heat]]> http://deadspin.com/372800/the-glory-of-the-knicks-vs-the-heat#c4897745 Could a team play with three or four players? The Heat should just institute that for the rest of the season. Start a 'guess how many points 3 players can score against the Celtics' contest. The winner gets an HD-DVD player.

Or just, you know, sign a new celebrity to play each game. Or start plying WNBA players. As they're no longer a real team, they might as well make it intresting.

cardboardbelt

]]> 11:372800:c4897745 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:24:38 EDT <![CDATA[The Glory Of The Knicks Vs. The Heat]]> http://deadspin.com/372800/the-glory-of-the-knicks-vs-the-heat#c4897725 FUCK LION FIIIIIIIGHT!

King of Pants

]]> 11:372800:c4897725 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:23:47 EDT <![CDATA[The Glory Of The Knicks Vs. The Heat]]> http://deadspin.com/372800/the-glory-of-the-knicks-vs-the-heat#c4897673 @Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay: You really got me on that one.

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:372800:c4897673 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:21:46 EDT <![CDATA[The Glory Of The Knicks Vs. The Heat]]> http://deadspin.com/372800/the-glory-of-the-knicks-vs-the-heat#c4897614 @Fuck Lion:
@Fuck Lion:

Whoa


Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

]]> 11:372800:c4897614 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:19:45 EDT <![CDATA[The Glory Of The Knicks Vs. The Heat]]> http://deadspin.com/372800/the-glory-of-the-knicks-vs-the-heat#c4897598 @Fuck Lion: @Fuck Lion: One Fuck Lion, Two Fuck Lion? Ohhhhhhhh my medication.

Stev D

]]> 11:372800:c4897598 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:19:12 EDT <![CDATA[The Glory Of The Knicks Vs. The Heat]]> http://deadspin.com/372800/the-glory-of-the-knicks-vs-the-heat#c4897589 There are too many fuck lions here. I'm scared

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

]]> 11:372800:c4897589 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:18:31 EDT <![CDATA[The Glory Of The Knicks Vs. The Heat]]> http://deadspin.com/372800/the-glory-of-the-knicks-vs-the-heat#c4897584 @Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies: I saw the best basketball minds of my generation destroyed by zone defense, starving hysterical naked, dragging themselves through the Knicks Heat game

Stev D

]]> 11:372800:c4897584 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:18:18 EDT <![CDATA[The Glory Of The Knicks Vs. The Heat]]> http://deadspin.com/372800/the-glory-of-the-knicks-vs-the-heat#c4897548 @Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: Master P was just ahead of his time.

MustacheofMilesTarver

]]> 11:372800:c4897548 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:16:48 EDT <![CDATA[The Glory Of The Knicks Vs. The Heat]]> http://deadspin.com/372800/the-glory-of-the-knicks-vs-the-heat#c4897510 @Fuck Lion: Hey imposter, quit stealing my name.

Fuck Lion

]]> 11:372800:c4897510 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:15:02 EDT <![CDATA[The Glory Of The Knicks Vs. The Heat]]> http://deadspin.com/372800/the-glory-of-the-knicks-vs-the-heat#c4897486 @Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay: not without signing Dave as well to ensure the traditional Knicks chemistry

pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at

]]> 11:372800:c4897486 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:14:03 EDT <![CDATA[The Glory Of The Knicks Vs. The Heat]]> http://deadspin.com/372800/the-glory-of-the-knicks-vs-the-heat#c4897419 That guy looks like he won a "Play For An NBA Team For A Day!" contest

pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at

]]> 11:372800:c4897419 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:11:49 EDT <![CDATA[The Glory Of The Knicks Vs. The Heat]]> http://deadspin.com/372800/the-glory-of-the-knicks-vs-the-heat#c4897383 @Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies: I read that as "heatkinks.jpg". Is Zeke going to give Ray Davies a tryout at shooting guard?

Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay

]]> 11:372800:c4897383 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:10:31 EDT <![CDATA[The Glory Of The Knicks Vs. The Heat]]> http://deadspin.com/372800/the-glory-of-the-knicks-vs-the-heat#c4897375 @Peter Cavan: Well, if you combine the Heat, the Knicks and the Sonics, you might have something approaching a team, no?

King of Pants

]]> 11:372800:c4897375 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:10:21 EDT <![CDATA[The Glory Of The Knicks Vs. The Heat]]> http://deadspin.com/372800/the-glory-of-the-knicks-vs-the-heat#c4897352 @Magnakai Haaskivi: There's not point to just not sign the entire And 1 roster, Most Valuable Primate and Terrell Owens.

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

]]> 11:372800:c4897352 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:09:29 EDT <![CDATA[The Glory Of The Knicks Vs. The Heat]]> http://deadspin.com/372800/the-glory-of-the-knicks-vs-the-heat#c4897346 @King of Pants: Why? What have the good people of Oklahoma City done to deserve that?

Peter Cavan

]]> 11:372800:c4897346 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:09:23 EDT <![CDATA[The Glory Of The Knicks Vs. The Heat]]> http://deadspin.com/372800/the-glory-of-the-knicks-vs-the-heat#c4897313 After the game, David Stern moved both teams to Oklahoma City.

King of Pants

]]> 11:372800:c4897313 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:08:00 EDT <![CDATA[The Glory Of The Knicks Vs. The Heat]]> http://deadspin.com/372800/the-glory-of-the-knicks-vs-the-heat#c4897277 Most of those guys were back in the parking lot at the Home Depot this morning awaiting work.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:372800:c4897277 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:06:42 EDT <![CDATA[The Glory Of The Knicks Vs. The Heat]]> http://deadspin.com/372800/the-glory-of-the-knicks-vs-the-heat#c4897264 There's no reason NOT to put Air Bud in a Heat jersey at this point.

Magnakai Haaskivi

]]> 11:372800:c4897264 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:05:55 EDT <![CDATA[The Glory Of The Knicks Vs. The Heat]]> http://deadspin.com/372800/the-glory-of-the-knicks-vs-the-heat#c4897240 I would rather be bussed to Detroit than watch this fucking game.

Rob Iracane

]]> 11:372800:c4897240 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:04:54 EDT <![CDATA[The Glory Of The Knicks Vs. The Heat]]> http://deadspin.com/372800/the-glory-of-the-knicks-vs-the-heat#c4897202 "Where Amazing Happens"

CIALIS COOPER

]]> 11:372800:c4897202 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:03:24 EDT <![CDATA[The Glory Of The Knicks Vs. The Heat]]> http://deadspin.com/372800/the-glory-of-the-knicks-vs-the-heat#c4897200 @muggsybogues: I'd have taken the tickets if he threw in some money for beer. Because there's no other way to sit through a game like that.

Peter Cavan

]]> 11:372800:c4897200 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:03:21 EDT <![CDATA[The Glory Of The Knicks Vs. The Heat]]> http://deadspin.com/372800/the-glory-of-the-knicks-vs-the-heat#c4897193 @Bob Loblaw: and paid actual legal tender for the privilege.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> 11:372800:c4897193 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:03:16 EDT <![CDATA[The Glory Of The Knicks Vs. The Heat]]> http://deadspin.com/372800/the-glory-of-the-knicks-vs-the-heat#c4897156 @Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies: heatknicks.jpg

Spelling sucks

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

]]> 11:372800:c4897156 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:01:53 EDT <![CDATA[The Glory Of The Knicks Vs. The Heat]]> http://deadspin.com/372800/the-glory-of-the-knicks-vs-the-heat#c4897133 heatkninks.jpg

like beatniks?

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

]]> 11:372800:c4897133 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:01:00 EDT <![CDATA[The Glory Of The Knicks Vs. The Heat]]> http://deadspin.com/372800/the-glory-of-the-knicks-vs-the-heat#c4897064 Well, at least the Marlins are about ready to kick off a new year and then after that the Dolphins. So, you know. There's that.

SlantedAndDisenchanted

]]> 11:372800:c4897064 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:58:02 EDT <![CDATA[The Glory Of The Knicks Vs. The Heat]]> http://deadspin.com/372800/the-glory-of-the-knicks-vs-the-heat#c4897045 That Heat lineup is so bad, there were no women hanging around their hotel lobby after the game.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:372800:c4897045 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:57:19 EDT <![CDATA[The Glory Of The Knicks Vs. The Heat]]> http://deadspin.com/372800/the-glory-of-the-knicks-vs-the-heat#c4897025 Boss offered tix to the game. I said you couldn't pay me to go. Which is a lie, I'd go for like $5,000, or something.

muggsybogues

]]> 11:372800:c4897025 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:56:35 EDT <![CDATA[The Glory Of The Knicks Vs. The Heat]]> http://deadspin.com/372800/the-glory-of-the-knicks-vs-the-heat#c4897018 ESPN lists Blake Ahearn's position as IR

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

]]> 11:372800:c4897018 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:56:10 EDT <![CDATA[The Glory Of The Knicks Vs. The Heat]]> http://deadspin.com/372800/the-glory-of-the-knicks-vs-the-heat#c4897017 Deadspinners UNITE!

Deadspin Commenters 103, Heat 75.

Afino

]]> 11:372800:c4897017 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:56:05 EDT <![CDATA[The Glory Of The Knicks Vs. The Heat]]> http://deadspin.com/372800/the-glory-of-the-knicks-vs-the-heat#c4897003 I've seen better teamwork in Rucker Park.

Chief Wahoo

]]> 11:372800:c4897003 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:55:31 EDT <![CDATA[The Glory Of The Knicks Vs. The Heat]]> http://deadspin.com/372800/the-glory-of-the-knicks-vs-the-heat#c4896997 I hear they brought their toy cars on the road trip.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:372800:c4896997 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:55:19 EDT <![CDATA[The Glory Of The Knicks Vs. The Heat]]> http://deadspin.com/372800/the-glory-of-the-knicks-vs-the-heat#c4896988 The only thing more absurd than this lineup is the fact that someone intentionally attended this game.

Bob Loblaw

]]> 11:372800:c4896988 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:54:56 EDT <![CDATA[The Glory Of The Knicks Vs. The Heat]]> http://deadspin.com/372800/the-glory-of-the-knicks-vs-the-heat#c4896971 @MattinglysSideburns:

Dream of a Lifetime.

Gourmet Spud

]]> 11:372800:c4896971 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:54:18 EDT <![CDATA[The Glory Of The Knicks Vs. The Heat]]> http://deadspin.com/372800/the-glory-of-the-knicks-vs-the-heat#c4896967 When's your friends intervention? Because it's obvious he has a problem.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:372800:c4896967 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:54:04 EDT <![CDATA[The Glory Of The Knicks Vs. The Heat]]> http://deadspin.com/372800/the-glory-of-the-knicks-vs-the-heat#c4896956 Are half these guys Make-a-Wish kids?

MattinglysSideburns

]]> 11:372800:c4896956 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:53:11 EDT <![CDATA[The Glory Of The Knicks Vs. The Heat]]> http://deadspin.com/372800/the-glory-of-the-knicks-vs-the-heat#c4896927 Kasib Powell was tight on that one track on "Black On Both Sides."

Phony Gwynn

]]> 11:372800:c4896927 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:51:47 EDT <![CDATA[The Glory Of The Knicks Vs. The Heat]]> http://deadspin.com/372800/the-glory-of-the-knicks-vs-the-heat#c4896922 @twoeightnine: Not beardy enough.

PeteJayhawk

]]> 11:372800:c4896922 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:51:38 EDT <![CDATA[The Glory Of The Knicks Vs. The Heat]]> http://deadspin.com/372800/the-glory-of-the-knicks-vs-the-heat#c4896920 What's wrong with that lineup?

-Granville Waiters

Chief Illiniwek

]]> 11:372800:c4896920 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:51:33 EDT <![CDATA[The Glory Of The Knicks Vs. The Heat]]> http://deadspin.com/372800/the-glory-of-the-knicks-vs-the-heat#c4896913 And the Michael Beasley sweepstakes takes another slow, boring turn.

Brazil Thrill

]]> 11:372800:c4896913 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:51:13 EDT <![CDATA[The Glory Of The Knicks Vs. The Heat]]> http://deadspin.com/372800/the-glory-of-the-knicks-vs-the-heat#c4896911 I thought Daequan was the dude who sings "Smack That" and groped a 15 year old girl on stage?

Secret Identity

]]> 11:372800:c4896911 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:51:12 EDT <![CDATA[The Glory Of The Knicks Vs. The Heat]]> http://deadspin.com/372800/the-glory-of-the-knicks-vs-the-heat#c4896909 They're even wearing the bootleg 4-stripe Adidas pants.

ArkansasFred

]]> 11:372800:c4896909 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:50:58 EDT <![CDATA[The Glory Of The Knicks Vs. The Heat]]> http://deadspin.com/372800/the-glory-of-the-knicks-vs-the-heat#c4896902 But what about this year's soon-to-be NIT champion Gators? Chandler Parsons > Blake Ahearn.

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

]]> 11:372800:c4896902 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:50:49 EDT <![CDATA[The Glory Of The Knicks Vs. The Heat]]> http://deadspin.com/372800/the-glory-of-the-knicks-vs-the-heat#c4896872 What's Martin Lawrence doing in the back of the Heat locker room?

7th Floor King Dingaling

]]> 11:372800:c4896872 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:49:48 EDT <![CDATA[The Glory Of The Knicks Vs. The Heat]]> http://deadspin.com/372800/the-glory-of-the-knicks-vs-the-heat#c4896869 @Christmas Ape: No, they're too busy writing a book and a movie about the season.

Carlton_Whitfield

]]> 11:372800:c4896869 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:49:39 EDT <![CDATA[The Glory Of The Knicks Vs. The Heat]]> http://deadspin.com/372800/the-glory-of-the-knicks-vs-the-heat#c4896864 At least Isiah didn't try to suit up. He's saving that for when get knows he's fired

7th Floor King Dingaling

]]> 11:372800:c4896864 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:49:15 EDT <![CDATA[The Glory Of The Knicks Vs. The Heat]]> http://deadspin.com/372800/the-glory-of-the-knicks-vs-the-heat#c4896835 But can the Gators beat Canseco in his kung fu movie?

Christmas Ape

]]> 11:372800:c4896835 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:47:35 EDT <![CDATA[The Glory Of The Knicks Vs. The Heat]]> http://deadspin.com/372800/the-glory-of-the-knicks-vs-the-heat#c4896834 When did the Heat sign Goathair?

twoeightnine

]]> 11:372800:c4896834 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:47:31 EDT <![CDATA[The Glory Of The Knicks Vs. The Heat]]> http://deadspin.com/372800/the-glory-of-the-knicks-vs-the-heat#c4896829 The Heat also had a plane on stand-by for L'il Bow-Wow, just in case.

Gourmet Spud

]]> 11:372800:c4896829 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:47:25 EDT <![CDATA[The Glory Of The Knicks Vs. The Heat]]> http://deadspin.com/372800/the-glory-of-the-knicks-vs-the-heat#c4896810 Was this friend Dan Shanoff?

Matt_T

]]> 11:372800:c4896810 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:46:36 EDT