<![CDATA[Hillary Will Play Despite The Sniper Fire - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Hillary Will Play Despite The Sniper Fire - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Hillary Will Play Despite The Sniper Fire]]> @Secret Identity: Dubya isn't so big on raising roofs either. Don't believe me? Ask thousands of poor people in New Orleans.

fixt.

mfdoom

]]> <![CDATA[Hillary Will Play Despite The Sniper Fire]]> True or false, I know a girl who won a trip to the National Rock Paper Scissors Championships in Vegas.

Oh, very, very, very true.

muggsybogues

]]> <![CDATA[Hillary Will Play Despite The Sniper Fire]]> I play Rock Paper Scissors under the alias "Blit Meat".

UkraineNotWeak

]]> <![CDATA[Hillary Will Play Despite The Sniper Fire]]> @Jen P: If we play as Hillary, can we use a snuke?

I'm Hafner the man I used to be

]]> <![CDATA[Hillary Will Play Despite The Sniper Fire]]> Hillary has 35 years of experience at watching Bill play, so she's ready to step in on Day 1.

LeNoceur

]]> <![CDATA[Hillary Will Play Despite The Sniper Fire]]> In other words, USARPS is the USFL of rock paper scissors sanctioning bodies.

dmac

]]> <![CDATA[Hillary Will Play Despite The Sniper Fire]]> If you try paper against Dick Cheney, he tries to put your hand in a shredder. It's just a Pavlovian reaction.

RBS

]]> <![CDATA[Hillary Will Play Despite The Sniper Fire]]> Damn you, Ahmedinijad, and your paper!

Jay L.

]]> <![CDATA[Hillary Will Play Despite The Sniper Fire]]> @Bruin Brewin:

Rock, Paper, Dynamite with a Cuttable Wick?

Secret Identity

]]> <![CDATA[Hillary Will Play Despite The Sniper Fire]]> Rock is fine. No structural damage to rock. Rock can break through paper at any point. Just say the word. Paper sucks.

/Demetri Martin

Bruin Brewin

]]> <![CDATA[Hillary Will Play Despite The Sniper Fire]]> Lyndon LaRouche wishes Rock would be tried for war crimes. And if it's all the same, Scissors can stop it with the mind control.

ArkansasFred

]]> <![CDATA[Hillary Will Play Despite The Sniper Fire]]> USARPS is the inferior RPS governing body. I only play at sanctioned World RPS events.

dmac

]]> <![CDATA[Hillary Will Play Despite The Sniper Fire]]> @Secret Identity: But he does like razing countries.

The Fan’s Attic

]]> <![CDATA[Hillary Will Play Despite The Sniper Fire]]> @Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies: That was not funny and funny all at once. +1

apostles03

]]> <![CDATA[Hillary Will Play Despite The Sniper Fire]]> Barack*Paper*Blit Meat

Rob Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[Hillary Will Play Despite The Sniper Fire]]> @Gourmet Spud:

Dubya isn't so big on raising roofs either. Don't believe me? Ask thousands of people in New Orleans.

Secret Identity

]]> <![CDATA[Hillary Will Play Despite The Sniper Fire]]> Hillary is not familiar with Rock Paper Scissors. However her and Bill ARE familiar with hide the cigar... well at least Bill.

WoodBatsSteelBalls

]]> <![CDATA[Hillary Will Play Despite The Sniper Fire]]> It would be impossible to beat Marion Barry. He would always throw down paper and rock.

Mo Vaughn Revolution

]]> <![CDATA[Hillary Will Play Despite The Sniper Fire]]> Presidential humor? Yostal is going to be so sad he missed this.

Vizzini

]]> <![CDATA[Hillary Will Play Despite The Sniper Fire]]> Fourth option: nuclear warhead.

Jen P

]]> <![CDATA[Hillary Will Play Despite The Sniper Fire]]> Wouldn't it be moving up the start time of the game if it's earlier than usual?

Jen P

]]> <![CDATA[Hillary Will Play Despite The Sniper Fire]]> Truman is the bomb at this game.

Doyle McPoyle

]]> <![CDATA[Hillary Will Play Despite The Sniper Fire]]> Needs more Four Square.

the earl of weaver

]]> <![CDATA[Hillary Will Play Despite The Sniper Fire]]> Obama hates the white paper.

sir_pantsalot

]]> <![CDATA[Hillary Will Play Despite The Sniper Fire]]> Mike Gravel will just throw your rock in the water.

stealofthedraft

]]> <![CDATA[Hillary Will Play Despite The Sniper Fire]]> and john mccain just sits there, pandering to folks who like rocks, papers, and scissors. claiming he supports them all

DeepFriar

]]> <![CDATA[Hillary Will Play Despite The Sniper Fire]]> William Henry Harrison always loses.

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

]]> <![CDATA[Hillary Will Play Despite The Sniper Fire]]> @Doyle McPoyle:

John McCain is just happy it wasn't a roof-raising contest.

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[Hillary Will Play Despite The Sniper Fire]]> Thomas Jefferson just leaves and bangs Obama's wife

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

]]> <![CDATA[Hillary Will Play Despite The Sniper Fire]]> Ted Kennedy only has one option. It looks like a kung fu grip and a glass of scotch fits exactly into place.

sir_pantsalot

]]> <![CDATA[Hillary Will Play Despite The Sniper Fire]]> Good old rock, nothing beats rock.

throwbot

]]> <![CDATA[Hillary Will Play Despite The Sniper Fire]]> "Whoever wins this battle of Rock Paper Scissors is going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan, and then they're going to Washington, D.C. to take back the White House! YeaAHAHhhh!!!"

/Howard Dean

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Hillary Will Play Despite The Sniper Fire]]> When playing Andrew Jackson it doesn't matter what you throw, he's still going to shoot you in the face.

Chuck Knoblockhead

]]> <![CDATA[Hillary Will Play Despite The Sniper Fire]]> It is impossible to beat John Kerry. He throws paper with one hand and rock with the other. Then after seeing what you have decides which one he wants to use,

sir_pantsalot

]]> <![CDATA[Hillary Will Play Despite The Sniper Fire]]> There needs to be a Bob Dole cameo, where he tries for an hour to throw paper.

Doyle McPoyle

]]> <![CDATA[Hillary Will Play Despite The Sniper Fire]]> TJ Ford vs. Curt Schilling? WTF?

MattinglysSideburns

]]> <![CDATA[Hillary Will Play Despite The Sniper Fire]]> @Jefferson Short Bus:

+1. Nicely done.

Afino

]]> <![CDATA[Hillary Will Play Despite The Sniper Fire]]> "I've got money on the half-white guy."

Conversely, I'll take Barack Obama.

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[Hillary Will Play Despite The Sniper Fire]]> And its sequel, Roshambo v. Wade.

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> <![CDATA[Hillary Will Play Despite The Sniper Fire]]> Obama: "1... 2 ... 3... shoot!"
Hillary: [ducks]

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[Hillary Will Play Despite The Sniper Fire]]> We're already replacing the DSRL?

Eli's so pissed, he's going to go lick the white cream off Peyton.

.....what???

Afino

]]> <![CDATA[Hillary Will Play Despite The Sniper Fire]]> Barack beats monster.

Senator Boomdog

]]> <![CDATA[Hillary Will Play Despite The Sniper Fire]]> I didn't even need to read a word, and I knew this was a Rick post.

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[Hillary Will Play Despite The Sniper Fire]]> I've got money on the half-white guy.

SlantedAndDisenchanted

]]> <![CDATA[Hillary Will Play Despite The Sniper Fire]]> barackpaperscissors.jpg

i see what you did there

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

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