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Miami Hurricanes SID Seems To Be A Bit Of A Monster

ImAManImForty — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 01:06:00 EDT

@Botswana Meat Commission FC: rings around blit meat. I saw it on CSI: Miami

Miami Hurricanes SID Seems To Be A Bit Of A Monster

MiamiMagic — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 16:12:47 EDT

It's really weird, because I work for the student newspaper on the sports side here at Miami, and I've worked with him frequently. It's really odd seeing someone you know and "child pornography" in the same sentence.

MiamiMagic

Miami Hurricanes SID Seems To Be A Bit Of A Monster

HugsFromHarold — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:59:10 EDT

Reminds me of the story of the New York Computer Law Prof. who complained his computer was slow and IT found child porn on his computer and then police found 157 disks of child porn at his apartment. Oh the school tried to keep the prof and fire the IT workers.
[nymag.com]

HugsFromHarold

Miami Hurricanes SID Seems To Be A Bit Of A Monster

IchiroSuzukiSamurai — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:24:06 EDT

It's amazing how the messages from other people's (e.g., Spitzer's) peccadillos never get into the brains of these people. "I'll have MIS fix my slow computer without taking all the child porn off first" is just the sort of thought someone has when he thinks he's invulnerable.

IchiroSuzukiSamurai

Miami Hurricanes SID Seems To Be A Bit Of A Monster

Laser Guided — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:14:40 EDT

I am a computer tech and I am just WAITING for this to happen when I work on some dirtbag's computer.

Laser Guided

Miami Hurricanes SID Seems To Be A Bit Of A Monster

Creepmouse — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:52:15 EDT

@HIV 2 Elway: Speaking of whom, it turns out in retrospect that the refrain, "Take it! Work it! Nasty! Work it!" once heard emanating from Korch's office was probably not from an insurance commercial.

Creepmouse

Miami Hurricanes SID Seems To Be A Bit Of A Monster

DeepFriar — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:48:35 EDT

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo is reading this sexy blog.: My friend had a Max Hardcore tape. I had to leave the room, then left the house entirely.
No amount of scrubbing can clean your brain of that.

DeepFriar

Miami Hurricanes SID Seems To Be A Bit Of A Monster

the-Bored — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:38:47 EDT

Rough offseason for Michael Kay, huh?

the-Bored

Miami Hurricanes SID Seems To Be A Bit Of A Monster

Storming the Floor — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:33:17 EDT

Aw, c'mon. That's just recruiting material. These days, you have to have kiddie porn to get the top-notch talent.

Storming the Floor

Miami Hurricanes SID Seems To Be A Bit Of A Monster

The Trying Too Hard To Look Young Face — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:25:27 EDT

Welcome to the Hypocritical D Bag society. Eliot Spritzer will take your coat and Larry Craig will get you a drink at the door.

The Trying Too Hard To Look Young Face

Miami Hurricanes SID Seems To Be A Bit Of A Monster

Tru-Hero — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:20:45 EDT

A quote from Korch's Attorney, William Barzee.

"My client was terminated "due to inappropriate pornography on his work computer." "However, he is innocent of any criminal wrongdoing and looks forward to having the opportunity to clear his name in the appropriate forum at the appropriate time."

I look forward to to hearing about him getting his ass kicked in prison. "In the appropriate forum", "At the Appropriate time." Sick basterd

Tru-Hero

Miami Hurricanes SID Seems To Be A Bit Of A Monster

econdave — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:19:51 EDT

Would Donna Shalala midget porn have been OK?

econdave

Miami Hurricanes SID Seems To Be A Bit Of A Monster

Signal to Noise — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:19:32 EDT

Wonder how you work this one into a new verse...

Signal to Noise

Miami Hurricanes SID Seems To Be A Bit Of A Monster

GoldManGold — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:19:18 EDT

This is the true origin of Ned's outrage.

GoldManGold

Miami Hurricanes SID Seems To Be A Bit Of A Monster

Charley West — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:17:02 EDT

That's the best thing about those 10 year olds. I get older, they stay the same age.

Charley West

Miami Hurricanes SID Seems To Be A Bit Of A Monster

Tuffy — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:15:45 EDT

@Clare: Foot fetishist.

Tuffy

Miami Hurricanes SID Seems To Be A Bit Of A Monster

Afino — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:14:17 EDT

@Lunatic Fringe:

Or Jeff O'Neill's Plumbing.

Afino

Miami Hurricanes SID Seems To Be A Bit Of A Monster

the earl of weaver — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:12:47 EDT

I can't wait until his obese cellmate places him in "sexual type poses."

/father of a six week old son who would love to see this guy get shanked

the earl of weaver

Miami Hurricanes SID Seems To Be A Bit Of A Monster

Rob Iracane — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:11:29 EDT

@Botswana Meat Commission FC: Yeah they're just like trees. You got to cut 'em open and count their rings.

Rob Iracane

Miami Hurricanes SID Seems To Be A Bit Of A Monster

Slothrop — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:11:21 EDT

@Botswana Meat Commission FC:

you don't want to know, but it involves counting tree rings.

Slothrop

Miami Hurricanes SID Seems To Be A Bit Of A Monster

Lunatic Fringe — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:10:44 EDT

@Lunatic Fringe:
It's spelled Chaisson idiot.

Lunatic Fringe

Miami Hurricanes SID Seems To Be A Bit Of A Monster

Le Kangourou de Kataroo — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:10:21 EDT

@Botswana Meat Commission FC: It's one thing to make a 24 year old look like a high schooler, it's something entirely different to make someone over 18 look like a 10 year old. If you see a picture of a prepubescent girl, then yes, you know she's 10-15.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

Miami Hurricanes SID Seems To Be A Bit Of A Monster

The Fan’s Attic — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:09:01 EDT

where's Lt. Winslow?

The Fan’s Attic

Miami Hurricanes SID Seems To Be A Bit Of A Monster

Rob Iracane — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:08:21 EDT

The Colonel thinks...well...it's just...they're so cute when they're so young like that...

Rob Iracane

Miami Hurricanes SID Seems To Be A Bit Of A Monster

Its The Beer Talking — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:08:10 EDT

Yes I think he deserves to die, and I HOPE HE BURNS IN HELL!

/Jacksoned

Its The Beer Talking

Miami Hurricanes SID Seems To Be A Bit Of A Monster

Schluby — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:07:47 EDT

Whatever happened to wearing camo gear coming off the airplane? Where's the Michael Irvin coke benders? Whatever happened to Warren Sapp and his crew running a drugs out of a corner nightclub booth? Where's the unneccessary brawls with inferior opponents?

C'mon "U", ...child porn? You've hit rock bottom. Let's get back to the "good ol' days".

Schluby

Miami Hurricanes SID Seems To Be A Bit Of A Monster

Botswana Meat Commission FC — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:07:45 EDT

So there were girls "that appeared to be" between the ages of 10 and 15. How the hell do they figure out if it's actually child pornography? Is there some kind of technique, like reading tree rings, for figuring out the girls' exact ages?

Botswana Meat Commission FC

Miami Hurricanes SID Seems To Be A Bit Of A Monster

Lunatic Fringe — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:05:32 EDT

@Afino:

not funny,
but better than a Steve Chasson's Taxi Service joke.

Lunatic Fringe

Miami Hurricanes SID Seems To Be A Bit Of A Monster

Lady Andrea — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:05:21 EDT

@Clare: the picture from US? Or something? Yes, total soulless baby.

Lady Andrea

Miami Hurricanes SID Seems To Be A Bit Of A Monster

Le Kangourou de Kataroo — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:04:24 EDT

If ever there were a time for country justice, it would be now.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

Miami Hurricanes SID Seems To Be A Bit Of A Monster

DennyCrane — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:02:55 EDT

@MattinglysSideburns: Playing Alberto Perez: Matthew Broderick.

DennyCrane

Miami Hurricanes SID Seems To Be A Bit Of A Monster

Why Not Jon Lovitz? — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:02:41 EDT

8 year olds Dude.

Why Not Jon Lovitz?

Miami Hurricanes SID Seems To Be A Bit Of A Monster

Afino — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:00:34 EDT

Who's the next Hurricanes front office member to be busted?

Ron Francis?

/I kid, Ronnie Franchise is a god.
/hockey joke

Afino

Miami Hurricanes SID Seems To Be A Bit Of A Monster

J. Henry Waugh — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:00:02 EDT

@Afino: HA!

J. Henry Waugh

Miami Hurricanes SID Seems To Be A Bit Of A Monster

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:00:01 EDT

I hope he's out of jail before the semifinals next Wednesday against Walter and the Dude.

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

Miami Hurricanes SID Seems To Be A Bit Of A Monster

EddieRebel — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:00:00 EDT

O AN TWEE SEXY

EddieRebel

Miami Hurricanes SID Seems To Be A Bit Of A Monster

HIV 2 Elway — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:59:53 EDT

Should've been you, Coach K.

HIV 2 Elway

Miami Hurricanes SID Seems To Be A Bit Of A Monster

MattinglysSideburns — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:59:35 EDT

Jeffrey Jones has been lined up to play Korch in the made-for-TV movie.

MattinglysSideburns

Miami Hurricanes SID Seems To Be A Bit Of A Monster

Weed Against Speed — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:59:19 EDT

His cell phone ringtone is P.Y.T. by Michael Jackson. That's just wrong.

Weed Against Speed

Miami Hurricanes SID Seems To Be A Bit Of A Monster

UkraineNotWeak — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:58:22 EDT

Hell 2 da naw

UkraineNotWeak

Miami Hurricanes SID Seems To Be A Bit Of A Monster

ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:57:55 EDT

Username: CanePerv
Password: Serving5to10

ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos

Miami Hurricanes SID Seems To Be A Bit Of A Monster

Gourmet Spud — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:57:35 EDT

The irony is that if my office ever sweeps my computer, they will find that I once visited NAMBLA's website, after clicking on a link in a Deadspin article.

Gourmet Spud

Miami Hurricanes SID Seems To Be A Bit Of A Monster

Farneyismycopilot — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:57:02 EDT

Rick Korch cleans out his desk and says good bye to his coworkers. As he walks out the door, the faint sound of Gary Glitter's 'Rock and Roll Part 2' can be heard playing in the lobby.

/going straight to hell

Farneyismycopilot

Miami Hurricanes SID Seems To Be A Bit Of A Monster

Disgruntled Goat — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:56:11 EDT

He has a long way to go before being History's Greatest Monster, though.

Disgruntled Goat

Miami Hurricanes SID Seems To Be A Bit Of A Monster

Afino — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:56:08 EDT

Chris Hansen didn't come to bust this guy.

Ned did.

Afino

Miami Hurricanes SID Seems To Be A Bit Of A Monster

Paul Zuvella — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:55:48 EDT

The season recaps were focused on various spread formations

Paul Zuvella

Miami Hurricanes SID Seems To Be A Bit Of A Monster

Afino — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:55:33 EDT

Sigh.

I long for the days of coke habits and shootings involving players from the U....

Afino

Miami Hurricanes SID Seems To Be A Bit Of A Monster

HebrewHammer — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:55:03 EDT

@suntastic: I guess I shouldn't have actually clicked it before writing that.

HebrewHammer

Miami Hurricanes SID Seems To Be A Bit Of A Monster

being_sven — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:54:51 EDT

If those hussies in the Victorian era hadn't bared their ankles, we wouldn't have this sort of thing today.

being_sven

Miami Hurricanes SID Seems To Be A Bit Of A Monster

UkraineNotWeak — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:54:23 EDT

Larry Coker's fingerprints are still all over the program.

UkraineNotWeak

Miami Hurricanes SID Seems To Be A Bit Of A Monster

Pennington Noodlearm Enthusiast — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:54:22 EDT

This one involves child porn and the school's child porn.

Well, at least the child porn belonged to the school. If he's stealing it, that's two crimes right there.

Pennington Noodlearm Enthusiast

Miami Hurricanes SID Seems To Be A Bit Of A Monster

Clare — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:54:13 EDT

Like Jennifer Lopez' baby, that guy's gaze is stealing my soul.

@ArkansasFred: +1 serif.

Clare

Miami Hurricanes SID Seems To Be A Bit Of A Monster

HebrewHammer — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:53:58 EDT

I'm pretty sure I should not be clicking on that link with the text "child porn" in the first paragraph.

HebrewHammer

Miami Hurricanes SID Seems To Be A Bit Of A Monster

BarbarobicsInstructor — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:53:32 EDT

This would be a lot funnier AND creepier if the folder was called "Scouting Reports"

BarbarobicsInstructor

Miami Hurricanes SID Seems To Be A Bit Of A Monster

suntastic — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:53:16 EDT

I'm afraid to click on that link labeled "child porn."

suntastic

Miami Hurricanes SID Seems To Be A Bit Of A Monster

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:53:14 EDT

Luther Campbell gave him a $100 bonus though.

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

Miami Hurricanes SID Seems To Be A Bit Of A Monster

Jezzies-Scare-Me — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:53:07 EDT

We sure these aren't recruiting tools for the U?

/kidding

In all seriousness, if this is true: fuck you asswipe.

Jezzies-Scare-Me

Miami Hurricanes SID Seems To Be A Bit Of A Monster

Carlton_Whitfield — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:53:06 EDT

Maurice Clarett pried the computer away from him as he tried to flee.

Carlton_Whitfield

Miami Hurricanes SID Seems To Be A Bit Of A Monster

Gourmet Spud — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:52:49 EDT

Students on campus have already nicknamed him "Sid Lascivious."

Gourmet Spud

Miami Hurricanes SID Seems To Be A Bit Of A Monster

ArkansasFred — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:52:25 EDT

Helvetica Sans Panties is my favorite sexual type pose.

ArkansasFred

Miami Hurricanes SID Seems To Be A Bit Of A Monster

Its The Beer Talking — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:52:18 EDT

Jesse Levis would like to know if the computer is for sale.

Its The Beer Talking

Miami Hurricanes SID Seems To Be A Bit Of A Monster

Slothrop — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:52:15 EDT

illegal and disgusting sexual proclivities at da U? Hell 2 da naw!

Slothrop

Miami Hurricanes SID Seems To Be A Bit Of A Monster

MattinglysSideburns — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:51:37 EDT

"Hey guys, you wanna check my comp here and see if I'm a degenerate pervert? I am? Ok cool, I'll show myself out."

MattinglysSideburns

Miami Hurricanes SID Seems To Be A Bit Of A Monster

McCroskey — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:51:22 EDT

I knew Michael Kay was a perv!

McCroskey

Miami Hurricanes SID Seems To Be A Bit Of A Monster

twoeightnine — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:50:00 EDT

Which season was this? And when will Fox be releasing it on DVD?

twoeightnine

Miami Hurricanes SID Seems To Be A Bit Of A Monster

Matt Sussman — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:49:39 EDT

So he had pictures of Gisele?

Matt Sussman

Miami Hurricanes SID Seems To Be A Bit Of A Monster

The Man with No Name — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:49:25 EDT

Tonight, with Chris Hansen: To Catch a Hurricane.

The Man with No Name

Miami Hurricanes SID Seems To Be A Bit Of A Monster

Camp Tiger Claw — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:48:53 EDT

Under a folder titled "Season Recaps,"

They were actually just scouting reports of the Duke football team.

Camp Tiger Claw

Miami Hurricanes SID Seems To Be A Bit Of A Monster

Secret Identity — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:48:47 EDT

I don't see the appeal, they're too young to be bleeding orange and green.

Secret Identity

Miami Hurricanes SID Seems To Be A Bit Of A Monster

Vizzini — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:48:46 EDT

So that's where Ed Rooney ended up.

Creep.

Vizzini