<![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience - Deadspin Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience - Deadspin Comments]]> http://deadspin.com Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:50:51 EDT Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:50:51 EDT http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4922339 Somewhere in April time they add another hour, indeed.

Ah crap. Is there anything Bush hasn't fucked up?

preciousroy

]]> 11:372890:c4922339 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:50:51 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4920526 For the record, bagels are terrible. They're for people who want donuts, but are too guilty to actually buy them. So instead they get these bland, imitation donuts that they lather up with cream cheese and sprinkle with healthy things like onion bits and poppy seeds as opposed to good things like powdered sugar.

I Heart Poop

]]> 11:372890:c4920526 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 14:49:52 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4908773 @Jen P: I concur. I don't think I got that much insight from the Yoga Sutra.

ImAManImForty

]]> 11:372890:c4908773 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 17:21:00 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4908022 That, impressively, is a fantastic article. Well done, BDD.

Maradawga

]]> 11:372890:c4908022 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 16:46:17 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4907401 Great read, BDD. You described what I aspire to on the golf course beautifully.

(yeah, I know that ain't much of a compliment around here)

reverendtmac

]]> 11:372890:c4907401 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 16:26:46 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4907368 Wow....a writer has just been able to verbalize the heretofore indescribable sensation I experience when drinking my first bourbon of the morning.

Well done.

IfindUrlacherfaithdisturbing

]]> 11:372890:c4907368 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 16:25:49 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4907322 @Clare: I don't know what it's from, but it's definitely not from "Black Book." The fixtures are too modern for WWII-era Europe.

This was great, by the way. That Otis clip has never failed to get me. Jesus.

Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee

]]> 11:372890:c4907322 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 16:24:28 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4906601 Two straight days of well-written posts that kept me enthralled, and neither was written by our fearless leader. Hmmm.....

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

]]> 11:372890:c4906601 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 16:03:15 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4906014 @Clare:
If it were a Dutch movie, you'd actually see some full frontal nudity.

stealofthedraft

]]> 11:372890:c4906014 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:47:03 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4905947 Excellent.

More, please!

David Hume

]]> 11:372890:c4905947 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:45:13 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4905877 @Moletran: This is why you always need two types of cream cheese. Plain for the side of the everything bagel with the "everything" on it, and then garlic herb flavored for the bottom side of the bagel.

@Clare: Black Dahlia. Josh Hartnett and Scarlett Johanssen.

TheStarterWife

]]> 11:372890:c4905877 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:43:04 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4905868 @Slothrop: Theoretically, Southern women have prettier faces and better bodies because of the warmer weather and peer pressure to look good when less clothes are around. Used to date a girl from Pittsburgh and her face looked like it was hit with a shovel. She was smart, funny, and charming but very plain jane. Southern women also know how to make good biscuits. That's a plus.

The Diesel

]]> 11:372890:c4905868 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:42:43 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4905785 I can't help thinking this was way to INTO IT!!
[www.myvideo.de]


Juggernaut

]]> 11:372890:c4905785 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:40:03 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4905612 Dude
Yes (if microwaved; butter's in the fridge)
Dude, yes
Dudes
Dude
Dudamel

Chamomiles Davis

]]> 11:372890:c4905612 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:35:31 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4905537 Well done, BDD -- this was your best non-NFL column here yet. I've seen musicians go into that spastic state where it's total, complete focus (hell, I've even been there myself playing on stage but it's not as good.)

If I could channel that focus and passion into every part of my life it would be 100x better.

Signal to Noise

]]> 11:372890:c4905537 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:33:35 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4905317 Hey, Drew, what movie is the "doin' it" still from? Black Book?

Clare

]]> 11:372890:c4905317 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:27:27 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4905136 @ghostsoftheSCupcountry: It's been a a while since J. C. told me to keep it moving; I will have to get me a plenty soon.

sassydeerrun

]]> 11:372890:c4905136 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:22:38 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4905125 Well BDD I've a lot of everything bagels over in the kitchen, plenty of cream cheese too. Looks like you've inspired me to try lox, if I can find it.

agamemnon_busmalis

]]> 11:372890:c4905125 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:22:16 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4905100 I enjoy the 9:30, but the last couple of times I've been surrounded by douchetastic assholes. I suppose finding more and more people to be annoying is just part of getting older though.

I've said it during DUAN before, but the primary thing I miss about living close to Detroit was the abundance of fantastic concert venues.

pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at

]]> 11:372890:c4905100 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:21:30 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4905013 @shea_guevara: Dude, if you have that recording, I'm coming over this weekend.

The White Boom Boom

]]> 11:372890:c4905013 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:19:23 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4904985 @Big Daddy Drew: The 9:30 Club even made a Tonic concert very entertaining, and also hosted a MINDCRUSHING-ly awesome midweek KRS-1 show. Highly recommended.

Silky John-STON!

]]> 11:372890:c4904985 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:18:33 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4904959 This is a great piece of writing. I have a 2 yr old daughter as well, and sneaking down early on the weekends is one of life's simpler pleasure. Cleaning the poop, not so much.
@Moletran: Agreed, scallion cream cheese is the greatest of the flavored cream cheeses. Although, whitefish salad on the bagel is also a favorite.

/Jewish thing.


crazyjoedavola

]]> 11:372890:c4904959 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:17:57 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4904958 @Big Daddy Drew: Irving Plaza is now the Fillmore Union Square or something.

contains_hot_liquid

]]> 11:372890:c4904958 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:17:56 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4904941 @Afino:

@Storming the Floor:

my Yankee roots run deep, but I ain't never going back North unless I really fuck up my marriage to a Georgia gal.

Slothrop

]]> 11:372890:c4904941 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:17:27 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4904827 If you dont get scallion cream cheese on your toasted everything bagel, you're doing it wrong.

Moletran

]]> 11:372890:c4904827 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:13:53 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4904823 @Slothrop: I married one of those southern gals. She walks around being nice and polite to people, so we have lots of acquaintances who like us, and then I get to decide which of them end up being our real friends who get invited over to dinner.

/practical midwesterner

Storming the Floor

]]> 11:372890:c4904823 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:13:47 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4904776 @Slothrop:

I'll go ahead and assume you're being sarcastic with that.

Life without those three items is hell.

Afino

]]> 11:372890:c4904776 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:12:14 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4904715 @Afino: having to put up with a southern gal? that's like having to put up with scratch biscuits, pulled pork, and sweet tea. don throw me in that briar patch!

Slothrop

]]> 11:372890:c4904715 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:10:25 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4904653 @Big Daddy Drew: I always park by that burned up couch on the side street. Safety first!

Best show I ever saw at 9:30 would be a tie between the Pumpkins (right when Jimmy rejoined the band) and Wilco, although I saw Wilco the night the Mets lost to the Cards in the NLCS and I followed the game through the 200 text messages I received during the gig.

A dream of mine is to watch a show from those VIP seats at dead center.

Wyshynski

]]> 11:372890:c4904653 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:08:45 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4904645 Not to knock your John Thompson example, but Billy Donovan pretty much stated that philosophy in every pre- and postgame news conference and/or story last year.

iHaveaRagingTebowner

]]> 11:372890:c4904645 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:08:37 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4904583 Gustavo Dudamel is the tits!! I saw his interview on 60 minutes, and was fucking floored at his musical genius.

Oh, and passion:


+ Watch video

Lupicas!XofullofBile

]]> 11:372890:c4904583 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:06:28 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4904579 My vision is of Socrates, Kerouac and Big Daddy Drew debating the meaning of "Celebrated Summer," in the scene of Helnwein's "Boulevard of Broken Dreams."

Sheepblog

]]> 11:372890:c4904579 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:06:17 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4904578 Great read BDD.

Fat-Fat

]]> 11:372890:c4904578 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:06:15 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4904561 @Afino: Dude, consider yourself lucky she ain't reading this...otherwise we'd have to bury ya. I'm not worried about stars, since i have no friends to hand them out.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> 11:372890:c4904561 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:05:35 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4904540 @Bullet_Tooth_Tony: one step?

Laser Guided

]]> 11:372890:c4904540 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:04:52 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4904497 Hey Drew, how's the 9:30 Club as a music venue? I'm curious.

Along with Irving Plaza, it's the best I've ever been to. Easy to get drinks. Awesome sound. No bad sight lines. I hate having to haul ass there, but I fucking love that venue.

Big Daddy Drew

]]> 11:372890:c4904497 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:03:23 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4904494 @BigTenObsession: It's something completely weird that Denton has launched and I find interesting, since the commenter approval system was supposed to be what "privilege" was about anyway. Anyway I received my star from Defamer, which makes sense since I got my invite from that site on day one.

@DeepFriar: Someone else pointed that out too, which is apt. Eventually it has to lead to people having different numbers of stars, right?

Denton sure knows how to go for the page views though, which is what this whole "build a community and make some money along the way" thing is all about.

TheStarterWife

]]> 11:372890:c4904494 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:03:19 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4904482 @BigTenObsession: very true. : )

Lady Andrea

]]> 11:372890:c4904482 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:03:02 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4904483 @DennyCrane: summer, lager, ale ... all good. god bless Jim Koch.

Slothrop

]]> 11:372890:c4904483 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:03:02 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4904485 @DennyCrane:

I saw the Dandy Warhols there. Good times.

Secret Identity

]]> 11:372890:c4904485 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:03:02 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4904464 She's INTO IT. Not only that, but she just called me, talked to the roommate, and the roommate is into the menage too!

Secret Identity

]]> 11:372890:c4904464 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:02:31 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4904458 Last week: Laetitia Casta
This week: Everything bagels with cream cheese and lox

Drew, you have an uncanny ability to turn me into a completely non-functioning, drooling, invalid every Thursday afternoon.


Jews For Purple Jesus

]]> 11:372890:c4904458 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:02:26 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4904454 @ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos: huzzah to you sir

Viggy

]]> 11:372890:c4904454 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:02:23 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4904450 this is EXACTLY how i feel when I'm watching Scooby Doo.

supermike5alive

]]> 11:372890:c4904450 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:02:20 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4904448 Nice post, BDD.

/what the hell is lox

Laser Guided

]]> 11:372890:c4904448 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:02:17 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4904437 Should I tell the true story of how I was totally INTO IT, higher than Heaven on cocaine and masturbating to the very best of paid for Kink.com porn at around 4AM in my livingroom, but was derailed from that Zen state by the arrival of 2 police cruisers that were thankfully going into the house across the street and not mine whilst I frantically lunged about in the mostly dark for the blind cord to pull the slats shut even tighter, find my bathrobe, put something- anything- over the 2 grams of blow neatly piled on the coffee table, and clean up the random spatters of pre-cum off the new Italian sofa all at the same time? Or would that be one step over the line?

Bullet_Tooth_Tony

]]> 11:372890:c4904437 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:01:55 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4904431 +3 for the inclusion of the Mahler clip.

Peter Cavan

]]> 11:372890:c4904431 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:01:46 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4904425 Good stuff, Drew.

But really. What's with the stars?

ArkansasFred

]]> 11:372890:c4904425 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:01:33 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4904417 @The Diesel: Dude, that is totally as good as it gets once you have kids. The only thing better is if they stay over at a friends house or something so you can go out and get yo drink on or you and the wife can have sex with the door open for once.

Storming the Floor

]]> 11:372890:c4904417 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:01:16 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4904394 @sassydeerrun:

God damn right it's better than KFC.

I suppose it's a fair trade for marrying and having to put up with a Southern girl.

Afino

]]> 11:372890:c4904394 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:00:51 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4904390 @Slothrop: Regular or seasonal?

DennyCrane

]]> 11:372890:c4904390 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:00:43 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4904384 @ghostsoftheSCupcountry: And it's not sweet tea...it's BEACON tea!!!

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> 11:372890:c4904384 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:00:32 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4904373 I prefer a plain bagel and The Minutemen. Agree on the sex part though.

Mmole

]]> 11:372890:c4904373 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:00:09 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4904352 @Afino: Damn, now I'm hungry...for MAD-LIBS!

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> 11:372890:c4904352 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:59:27 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4904335 In all seriousness, I'll echo the calls for this as Drew's finest moment.

On my list of passionate pinnacles: sitting on a quiet beach with a Sam for that last, long hour before sunset. never a better beer.

Slothrop

]]> 11:372890:c4904335 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:59:02 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4904314 Hey Drew, how's the 9:30 Club as a music venue? I'm curious.

DennyCrane

]]> 11:372890:c4904314 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:58:32 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4904306 @Clare: I get like this when I write. I wet my pants while I was writing the East Regional preview. Which really sucks, because I was at work at the time.

Storming the Floor

]]> 11:372890:c4904306 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:58:06 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4904302 This was like a Free Darko post but without the non-linear photos.

SlantedAndDisenchanted

]]> 11:372890:c4904302 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:57:54 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4904288 /threadjackage

If I had to listen to this crew on ESPN call baseball games on a consistent basis, I would pluck my eyebrows out with super-hot tweezers.

/endthreadjackage

TheMayorOfSabanation

]]> 11:372890:c4904288 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:57:37 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4904250 @BigTenObsession: how Seuss-ian

DeepFriar

]]> 11:372890:c4904250 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:56:11 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4904233 @Lady Andrea:

Yeah, but Kataroo is like our favorite foster child, since she came from the jezzies. TSW is the kid we grew up with who is now big-time.

BigTenObsession

]]> 11:372890:c4904233 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:55:29 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4904212 I'd like to hear this post narrated by Jack Handey.

name_goes_here

]]> 11:372890:c4904212 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:54:48 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4904200 @Afino:

I assume they're their to lower the self-esteem of those who don't have them and lead to an uprising/commenter civil war.

BigTenObsession

]]> 11:372890:c4904200 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:54:31 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4904187 @Afino: Bojangles > KFC

sassydeerrun

]]> 11:372890:c4904187 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:54:09 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4904175 ...sigh

Maybe Next Season

]]> 11:372890:c4904175 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:53:49 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4904170 @ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos: fried catfish, hush puppies, sweet tea, tall can of budweiser

DeepFriar

]]> 11:372890:c4904170 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:53:38 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4904157 @UkraineNotWeak: it moved to a different location in the mid-90s, but I think it's nearing 30 years in existence in name at least

pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at

]]> 11:372890:c4904157 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:53:15 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4904148 @Afino: we would have also accepted gravy instead of BBQ sauce.

Dead Wrestlers Society

]]> 11:372890:c4904148 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:52:47 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4904136 @Afino: Ah - yeah I am INTO THAT!

ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos

]]> 11:372890:c4904136 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:52:28 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4904119 @ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos:

Then I slather the whole thing with cream cheese. Then I cover the entire surface area of both halves with a thin layer of BBQ sauce, leaving no portion of the Bojangles biscuit sauce-free. Then, I squeeze lemon over it, sprinkle more pepper on it than the average human can tolerate, grab a big glass of sweet tea, and sit down to eat."

/Southernized

Afino

]]> 11:372890:c4904119 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:51:48 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4904099 I want to be your friend. Non-gay.

blackheartededitor

]]> 11:372890:c4904099 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:51:06 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4904079 @BigTenObsession: Kangaroo has one too. I don't believe Rob is giving out stars here.

Lady Andrea

]]> 11:372890:c4904079 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:50:28 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4904075 @Clare: Sing for the kid with the phone who refuses to sing!!! Just...SING!!!

Kudos to Drew as usual. But mega-kudos for knowing that an everything bagel must have salt, or else it's just a bagel with a bunch of shit on it.

/Jersey

Wyshynski

]]> 11:372890:c4904075 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:50:20 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4904062 Really nice piece today, BDD.

I love Otis Redding so much. These Arms of Mine....so good.


+ Watch video

Lady Andrea

]]> 11:372890:c4904062 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:49:49 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4904061 The 930 Club. I remember going there as a freshmen at GW in 1982. Just how long has that club been around?

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:372890:c4904061 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:49:47 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4904032 @BigTenObsession:

What exactly are the stars' purpose?

Afino

]]> 11:372890:c4904032 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:48:47 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4904020 Big Daddy Klosterman.

Hilarious.

But I refuse to believe you infrequently experience the purity of pooping in your pants.

Gourmet Spud

]]> 11:372890:c4904020 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:48:24 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4904015 If I can't get INTO this post, I can't get INTO life. Touche, BDD, touche.

gunga galunga gunga - gunga galunga

]]> 11:372890:c4904015 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:48:15 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4903980 "Then I slather each half with cream cheese. Then I cover the entire surface area of both halves with a thin layer of lox, leaving no portion of the bagel lox-free. Then, I squeeze lemon over it, sprinkle more pepper on it than the average human can tolerate, grab a big glass of seltzer, and sit down to eat."

I'm Catholic and live in the South. Can someone translate?

ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos

]]> 11:372890:c4903980 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:47:27 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4903940 So, wait. Don't all the garlic bits, onion bits, poppy seeds, sesame seeds and rock salt get stuck in your pubes?

Bravo, BDD. Well done.

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:372890:c4903940 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:45:50 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4903939 @TheStarterWife:

YAY! One of our own got a star!

BigTenObsession

]]> 11:372890:c4903939 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:45:48 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4903926 Drew, this is legitimately the best thing that you have ever written (yes, I have read everything you have ever written, even that poem about poop you wrote in the 3rd grade. Creepy, isn't it?).

Seriously, nice work.

BigTenObsession

]]> 11:372890:c4903926 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:45:14 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4903888 @Dan Daoust: I feel you. See my prior comment!

Stay Away From Oprah

]]> 11:372890:c4903888 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:44:13 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4903884 @Drew: Is this what you're talking about:


+ Watch video


EdFinnerty

]]> 11:372890:c4903884 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:43:55 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4903882 District Line is fantastic and I knew I should have gone to the 9:30 for that damn show

pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at

]]> 11:372890:c4903882 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:43:51 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4903874 you should call it Taoism!

supermike5alive

]]> 11:372890:c4903874 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:43:40 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4903865 Grant Hart is NOT INTO this column.

Jubilation T. Cornpone

]]> 11:372890:c4903865 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:43:25 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4903835 man, this is like the time I shaved my sack. You talk about being in the moment.

Slothrop

]]> 11:372890:c4903835 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:42:18 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4903824 Wow. That was incredible. I wasn't thinking of anything, not what snark I was going to use to comment, not the work I was ignoring, while I read this post. I was INTO IT.

Jehovahs Witness Protection Program

]]> 11:372890:c4903824 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:41:55 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4903820 so wait, the highlight of your weekend is getting up to eat a bagel? HAhahahahahahahahaa, tremendous. You are like Forrest Gump except with good writing skills and clever d*ck jokes.

The Diesel

]]> 11:372890:c4903820 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:41:51 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4903806 Wait a minute. Are you that guy that sold me acid at that '93 JGB show in San Diego?

The Most Dangerous Game of Grab-Ass

]]> 11:372890:c4903806 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:41:26 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4903802 Thank you for alerting me to the fact that Brendan Canty is playing drums for Bob Mould.

/laments fact that he will probably never see Fugazi play live again

And yeah, live Otis Redding is the tits. Everyone should listen to "Live in Europe" album, where he's backed by Booker T and the MG's. Like, yesterday.

shea_guevara

]]> 11:372890:c4903802 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:41:16 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4903797 I can honestly say, when I'm taking a good dump, there is nothing else in the world going on at that moment. And that's at least twice a day!

Dan Daoust

]]> 11:372890:c4903797 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:41:10 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4903778 @Clare: Hey, don't badmouth Clare! Oh, wait...what?

suntastic

]]> 11:372890:c4903778 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:40:34 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4903774 (slow blink)

muggsybogues

]]> 11:372890:c4903774 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:40:23 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4903769 When I play hockey, I never wonder if I look fat. Of course I look fat. I'm wearing shorts the size of a station wagon.

Jen P

]]> 11:372890:c4903769 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:40:09 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4903758 Good stuff, BDD.

Carlton_Whitfield

]]> 11:372890:c4903758 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:39:50 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4903743 I was going to make a comment about being INTO IT while masturbating to prono, but there are way too many things going on in one's head while masturbating that prevent you from being totally INTO IT.

"Where should I point this thing, Oh my god is that a bruise, where will I dispose of this tissue so nobody sees it when they open the garbage can, why didn't I use hand lotion, did I just hear footsteps..."

BigRicks

]]> 11:372890:c4903743 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:39:28 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4903714 Does this mean BDD has gone Buddhist?
Stay on the path, brah


DeepFriar

]]> 11:372890:c4903714 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:38:15 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4903701 Everything bagels are the shiz-nit. That is all.

strong like bull smart like tractor

]]> 11:372890:c4903701 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:37:46 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4903665 Plans for the weekend:

Have sex while eating a bagel and watching UCLA-Western Kentucky.

On the turntable: Zen Arcade

throwbot

]]> 11:372890:c4903665 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:36:55 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4903654 @Schluby: Let me beat BDD by telling you to suck it. And I'm sure I'm going to be a lot nicer...

Sandy Magic Jackson

]]> 11:372890:c4903654 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:36:29 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4903649 @Clare: <------ GAAAAAAY

Clare

]]> 11:372890:c4903649 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:36:21 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4903635 @BigJimSlade:

5 throwgasms: Sex.

4 throwgasms: March Madness buzzer beater

3 throwgasms: Cinnamon Raisin Swirl bagel, well toasted, with butter. Fuck cream cheese.

2 throwgasms: Conducting an orchestra

1 throwgasm: Not being INTO IT

Afino

]]> 11:372890:c4903635 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:36:00 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4903625 If I'm INTO commenting on Deadspin posts, does that make me any more enlightened?

/weeps silently

GreatOdensRaven

]]> 11:372890:c4903625 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:35:44 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4903612 Drew, this week's Balls DeepTM is oddly...moving.

I get like this when I sing. It's like I enter a fugue state. Once they call my name at karaoke night, I have no idea where I am or what I'm doing until I sing the final "didja have to leeeeeeave me aloooooone?" at the end of "Careless Whisper."

Clare

]]> 11:372890:c4903612 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:35:16 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4903606 @BigJimSlade: Throgasms < Gametime Snack of the week.

The Diesel

]]> 11:372890:c4903606 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:35:01 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4903595 one of Phish in Hampton VA, two hits of ectasy, a dozen nitrous balloons, my one-hitter, a bottle of Boone's Farm, a pack of Newport Lights - believe me, I was INTO IT and then OUT OF IT

DeepFriar

]]> 11:372890:c4903595 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:34:45 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4903583 And also, now I really want a bagel for lunch.

Jen P

]]> 11:372890:c4903583 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:34:22 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4903574 So let me get this straight: Drew is becoming a professional bagel-eater?

PenskeMaterial

]]> 11:372890:c4903574 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:33:59 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4903566 Wow. Solidly inspirational, and nary a dick joke to be seen. Nicely done, BDD.

Jen P

]]> 11:372890:c4903566 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:33:45 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4903551 @TheStarterWife: sedate Robin Williams is so much better than manic Robin Williams.

Nice post.

Dead Wrestlers Society

]]> 11:372890:c4903551 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:33:14 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4903546 One of those bagels with roast beef and cream cheese....I am INTO IT.

sassydeerrun

]]> 11:372890:c4903546 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:33:07 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4903538 Breaking News: Sex is fun.

YukMouth

]]> 11:372890:c4903538 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:32:57 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4903520 When a Jew hears lox and cream cheese bagel, you can't seriously expect to me to keep reading, right? Damn that was a good bagel.

Charley West

]]> 11:372890:c4903520 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:32:31 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4903508 I miss the throwgasm section

BigJimSlade

]]> 11:372890:c4903508 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:32:12 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4903485 Sorry, if Wham! didn't record it, I ain't listening to it.

YukMouth

]]> 11:372890:c4903485 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:31:22 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4903466 I prefer garlic bagels, just this side of burnt, with cream cheese, and a big glass of OJ. Oh, and shrooms.

DennyCrane

]]> 11:372890:c4903466 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:30:44 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4903461 Big Daddy Drew - Perfect age to have been influenced by "Deads Poets Society".

TheStarterWife

]]> 11:372890:c4903461 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:30:33 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4903431 When I read Drew's column, I normally have enough brain capacity left over to multi-task.

Suss--

]]> 11:372890:c4903431 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:29:35 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4903428 Bravo, Balls. When I was reading this, the fire alarm went off, and the building evacuatedbut I didn't budge one fucking inch.

Know why? I was INTO IT!

FredGarvin

]]> 11:372890:c4903428 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:29:33 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4903421 I took a dump about 30 minutes ago, and was way INTO IT. I had no choice.

Stay Away From Oprah

]]> 11:372890:c4903421 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:29:14 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4903412 long ass posts, I am not INTO IT.

Schluby

]]> 11:372890:c4903412 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:29:05 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4903411 My husband talked me out of naming our son Otis Redding.

sassydeerrun

]]> 11:372890:c4903411 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:29:04 EDT <![CDATA[Bob Mould, Bagels, Hot Sex, Western Kentucky And Other Passionate Pinnacles Of The Human Experience]]> http://deadspin.com/372890/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience#c4903378 I see how you've conveniently glossed over Bob Mould's tenure as a writer during WCW's darkest days.

MattinglysSideburns

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