<![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @Fuck Lion: Really? Wow. Just wow.

I mean, you can say it was just an intramural league, so who cares, right? But then he'll come back and tell you it wasn't just competitive, it was very competitive. I mean, he even kept track of his own stats! That's how competitive it was.

NovakAintNoJokovic

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "I'll shake the trees and you rake the leaves and we'll truck 'er down the highway." --10fourGoodBuddy

Creepmouse

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Whatever shakes down, I'm still nothing more than a yammering annoyance who's completely full of shit. -- JoeyDorseyYo

Sherrill-Theory

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @A Pimp Named DaveR: yikes.

/lets self out.

7-8 Deville

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Whatever shakes down, this eight ball is gonna have some great coke

Dinger The Dinosaur

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "Whatever shakes down, Isiah is an asshole." -- Cookie-Monster-Motumbo

Sherrill-Theory

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @Lady Andrea: But my bracket is busted?

/I Clearly shouldn't comment when so busy at work

thetaxman

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Whatever shakes down, Fuck The Fucking Elite 8. - DJacobson-ofabitch

Sherrill-Theory

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @A Pimp Named DaveR: I got it by Bob Seger like an hour ago. : )

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Hi, I'm stevieg. I am the current intern filling the post of "Stuart Scott Memorial Hip Black Sportscenter Anchor". Post my comments. Thank you.

The Gizmo from Pismo

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @Sliderofdeath: Did someone say "Contest"? I'll bet Calipari ends up being the master of his domain...while Pitino is out almost immediately.

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> More than two shakes, you're playing with yourself.

LeagueofShadows

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> What kind of contests? The Ring Toss? Guess your Weight? Wack-a-Mole? I love contests!

Sliderofdeath

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "Whatever it is, my elite parties are going to have some great construda." --koolaid18and1

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @thesepretzels: I think you nailed it. Such consistent stupidity can't be random.

the sieve

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Whatever shakes down, ESPN is going to feature a stupid comment on their Web site.

the sieve

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Does ESPN even look at these things? Or do they just have a random selector that picks any ol comment.

Al Czerviks Ride

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @7-8 Deville: Miami Vice? Really? That's your final answer?

(cough)
[en.wikipedia.org]


A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Pimp's up, Shakes down, ho's down. - The Bishop Don Magic Juan

FEAST

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @7-8 Deville: @thetaxman: geez people.

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Eliot got the shakes real bad. So I locked that heroin-shooting bastard in his locker. Now he don't shake no more. 'Cause he dead.

--afterschoolspecial08

SundaySunday

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Forget it Shakes. It's Chinatown.

-thekidstaysin-

Mmole

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "Whatever Shake the Disease, the Elite Eight is going to have Some Great Reward."
-DM101


Jubilation T. Cornpone

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "Generally speaking, watching the eight best college basketball teams play against one another in a tournament format will provide viewers with an excellent opportunity to watch entertaining sporting events. Also, I just crapped in my pants." stevieg247

Canadian DJM

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> With the shakes, I'm going to card an 8 on the first hole.-johndaily

jwaves2007

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @Paper Cut: Mojo potatoes, brother!

Jubilation T. Cornpone

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Whatever Shakey's Pizza I've gone to, I've eaten at least 8 slices.

Paper Cut

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Whenever the Dream shakes down, it is sure he will pray to Mecca five times a day.

-Dreamshake34

The Fan’s Attic

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "Whenever 'Shake You Down' plays, there will be good contests."
-GregoryAbbott


Jubilation T. Cornpone

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Shakedown, breakdown, takedown/
Everybody wants into the crowded line/
Shakedown, breakdown/
My bracket is busted.

-VolsFan4Life

thetaxman

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZ...: Them IS yo kids and you gon take responsibility for them. - RandomSkankOnMauryPovich

TomDaddyDollars

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "Whatever shakes down..." is he implying that the games are rigged? This is the NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament, not the BCS.

Hernandez-is-the-Mandez

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> I bought an old rocker on eBay for 99 cents. His name is Eddie Money.

----sh-sh-sh-shakin (o-o-o-OH!)

apostles03

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Whatever shakes down, them still ain't my kids.-RandomBlackManOnMauryPovich

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "Whatever breaks down, I can fix it. My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools."

-Spicoli

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Whatever shak--I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!

rachel_nichols_is_hot

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Whenever Baltimore shakes down on crime, Marlo Stanfield still gets away.-J.McNaulty

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> I call b.s., because there aint nothin' shakin' on Shakedown Street
-BWalton


ASox

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Whatever shakes down, Ric Flair won't be walking that aisle after Sunday night-heartbreakkid

sassydeerrun

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "Whatever shakes down, your tree is going to have some great peaches."
~SteveMillerBand4Eva


Laser Guided

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> That's a big ten-four
From your back door
Just put that hammer down
This young man feels
Those eighteen wheels
That keep turning 'round to take me down to shaky town--runningonempty






UkraineNotWeak

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @Fuck Lion: Jason McElwin is getting up there in years now.

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "Whoever shakes down the eighty year old is going to have deal with some incontinence."

--NursingHomeWorker24/7

Sucko-T

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Whatever shakes down, don't wizz on the electric fence.

TomDaddyDollars

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @Tuffy: Do you think the intern stuck looking through all the comments intentionally uses the lamest stuff he can find in order to sabotage the feature? And to make sure the is post continues here? I do, I do!

thesepretzels

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "Whatever Hippy Hippy Shakes down, this TGI Fridays is going to have some great bartenders." - Cocktail1988

MattinglysSideburns

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Shake down, break-down, take down - everybody wants into the crowded light - miamivicerules1985

7-8 Deville

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Whenever it shakes down, I'm one of the Elite 8 Sax players, no contest.

-KennyG247

I'm Hafner the man I used to be

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @Fuck Lion: Holy shit, what a douchebag.

Spectacular Sam

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Whatever shakes out, my bladder is going to have some great relief.
-Stand2P69

GreatOdensRaven

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "Whatever shakes down, the Muhammad Ali and Michael J Fox are going to have some great jenga contests."

FuzzysFriedChicken

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Even better than his comment:

Greatest Sports Moment
Dropping 7 Three-pointers and 28 points while playing point guard in a very competitive University of Delaware Intramural Basketball League my sophomore year of college.

Fuck Lion

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @Jefferson Short Bus: I remember it not as a tragic disease but as the tragic end to Spin City

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Whatever shakes down will end up in her mouth. And make sure she's legal.

-r.kelly

TomDaddyDollars

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> whatever shakes down, these comments will have some great dick jokes

CubsDynasty

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: Son of a--

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "Nothin shakin on Shakedown street
used to be the heart of town"--jerrylives


UkraineNotWeak

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @Tuffy: As the saying goes, they've hit rock bottom and started to dig.

Peter Cavan

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Whatever shakes down, make sure it gets in the urinal next time.

-embarssedcoworker767

Spectacular Sam

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "There's gonna be a whole lot of shaking going on when Michael J. Fox takes uppers to get his schoolwork done." --BoxcarsForDaddy

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> How can these be getting dumber? How is that possible? I thought we clearly identified the floor, but I keep coming back and there's a new floor every time. Are we sure Mole People aren't submitting these?

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Whatever shakes down, Micheal J Fox will in fact still be shaking

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "Whatever doesn't shake off, will run down my leg."

Al Tijuana

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "Whatever shakes down, Big Paulie is still going to get his money. Trouble with deliveries, fuck you , pay me."--hhill

UkraineNotWeak

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @in Soviet Russia, 911 calls YOU: Two "Shakes the Clown" references posted at the same time, never thought I'd see the day.

André Roussimoff

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Whatever shakes down, the Elite Eight is going to have 8 teams and 4 games. --stevieg247

7th Floor King Dingaling

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "Whatever shakes down, Michael Irvin will have the Elite Eight-ball and some great hookers"

-DallasPD

Jews For Purple Jesus

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Whatever shakes down, the elite eight will have eight teams.

Steve518

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Whatever shakes down, breaks down, takes down...your bracket's busted. --BobSegerLuver

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "Whatever shakes down, "Shakes the Clown" is going to make me a great amount of money." --bobcatgoldthwaitfor92oscar

André Roussimoff

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "Whatever shakes down, is going to look bad on the shoulders of your black sportcoat." -- Head-n-shoulderz

Clare

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "Whatever shakes down, the Deadspin LLP is going to fight some great contests." - Lgladvis

FuzzysFriedChicken

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Whatever, Shakes the Clown, the Elite Eight are getting ready to fry some bacon.

blastitbiggs

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> whenever I order a #8, I always get a shake. It's great.

/starving

YukMouth

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> I pick Xavier to upset UCLA in plinko.

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "Whatever shakes down, the sun will rise tomorrow"

Dirka Dirka

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Whatever shakes down, is what I sell to unsuspecting high school kids.
--shadypotdeala08


Schluby

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> "Whoever shakes down, the Elite Club is going to have some great strippers." - pacmanjones

TomDaddyDollars

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Call me crazy, but I bet there will be eight teams.

goathair

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