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Um, Someone Tell The Italian Sausage That He's Doing It Wrong

GettinMyGooseOn — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 19:40:15 EDT

I have to admit that this particular Deadspin commentator's family owns that ski area. This stunt was my brother-in-law's idea. We just dressed up a couple random workers in those things (the Chorizo was a girl who worked in the cafeteria and could barely see out of the thing...obvious in the linked videos). Actually we had to pay if we screwed one of those damn things up. Fun fact: sausage costume=$5000. Who's making those damn things? Armani for meat?

GettinMyGooseOn

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J-No — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 18:28:20 EDT

@Tuffy: +1

J-No

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The Legend of Vincent Tremblay — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:20:14 EDT

Not Pictured: Doubles Luge with the Pirate Parrot and the Phillie Phanatic.

The Legend of Vincent Tremblay

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Anti-Barbaro Society — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:49:17 EDT

@UncouthSloth:
According to wikipedia,
#1 is Brett Wurst, a Bratwurst (wears lederhosen).
#2 is Stosh, a Polish Sausage (wears blue and red).
#3 is Guido, an Italian Sausage (and chef).
#4 is Frankie Furter, a Hot Dog (wearing a baseball uniform).
#5 is Cinco, the Chorizo (sombrero).

Anti-Barbaro Society

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MenaceIISobriety — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:38:43 EDT

nice mustache on that german fellow. or is he austrian?

MenaceIISobriety

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blastitbiggs — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:35:29 EDT

Once upon a time, there was this ... eel-monkey, and he had himself ... a bollum head ..

blastitbiggs

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Tuffy — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:34:18 EDT

This is exactly how Cher pictures Sonny Bono's last day.

Tuffy

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blastitbiggs — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:25:25 EDT

This is a bunch of bologna

blastitbiggs

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Sherrill-Theory — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:24:55 EDT

That bratwurst looks like an asshole.

Sherrill-Theory

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Athletic Supporter v0.42beta — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:24:12 EDT

@PeteJayhawk: That's a cold shot.

Athletic Supporter v0.42beta

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Send It In, Jerome! — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:22:57 EDT

More photos here, including a sad, sad wipeout by the hot dog.

Serves him right; he just had to go and try to show off, didn't he?

Send It In, Jerome!

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Gourmet Spud — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:21:24 EDT

@Sandy Magic Jackson:

We are all...sausages.

Gourmet Spud

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GreatOdensRaven — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:20:51 EDT

@Sandy Magic Jackson: Still one of the greatest sketches in the history of the Kids in the Hall...

GreatOdensRaven

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DennyCrane — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:20:20 EDT

@Sandy Magic Jackson: + 30 Helens

DennyCrane

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the earl of weaver — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:16:42 EDT

They must be freezing their buns off.

the earl of weaver

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Sandy Magic Jackson — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:15:53 EDT

Sausages?

Sandy Magic Jackson

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sir_pantsalot — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:15:47 EDT

I never sausage crazy mascots.

sir_pantsalot

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Big Jim Slade — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:13:50 EDT

Anyone have any relevant links?

Big Jim Slade

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sir_pantsalot — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:12:55 EDT

Hey everybody it is franks N beans here on Deadspin

sir_pantsalot

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parker91 — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:10:34 EDT

@Jerkwheat: and the Racing Sausages couldn't stand the weather.

parker91

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sir_pantsalot — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:10:29 EDT

@CIALIS COOPER: That all depends whose lips ans a-hole you are made out of.

sir_pantsalot

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Sir Hotbod Handsomeface — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:10:26 EDT

Darsh!

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

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strong like bull smart like tractor — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:10:12 EDT

Mascots engaging in winter sports >>> mascots engaging in water sports

strong like bull smart like tractor

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GreatOdensRaven — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:09:39 EDT

@GorgeForeman: So you sauer-ed on it then?

GreatOdensRaven

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Cialis Cooper — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:09:24 EDT

Not sure if I would be smiling like that if I was made of lips and assholes.

Cialis Cooper

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Big Jim Slade — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:07:44 EDT

Dude, if you can ski the K12, girls will go sterile just looking at you.

Big Jim Slade

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GorgeForeman — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:07:10 EDT

I never go there--it's a complete sausage fest.

GorgeForeman

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DeepFriar — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:07:02 EDT

The Brat seems oddly terrified for one from a northern clime such as Germany

DeepFriar

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thetaxman — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:06:58 EDT

The thrill of victory, the agony of the meat?

thetaxman

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Marty McSuperFly — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:06:21 EDT

This is pure snow! Do you know what the street value of this mountain is?

Marty McSuperFly

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TimBiakabutukaMyLunchMoney — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:06:07 EDT

That's nothing, in D.C. they make the Presidents run down the streets of Anacostia during all the night home games.

TimBiakabutukaMyLunchMoney

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Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:05:53 EDT

That's just impressive. As a former collegiate mascot, I can tell you that it's tough enough to just walk around in a 6′6″ costume without stepping on a bunch of grade-schoolers. Let alone ski down a mountain.

Can we please just forget about this whole internet thing now?

Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter

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Jerkwheat — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:05:34 EDT

@PeteJayhawk: ouch - the sky is indeed crying

Jerkwheat

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Paul Zuvella — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:05:21 EDT

So which turned out to be the wurst skier?

Paul Zuvella

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UncouthSloth — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:04:52 EDT

Honest, I forgot. Who is Sausage #2 again? He's gotta get himself a better PR gal.

UncouthSloth

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Pete Gaines — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:03:13 EDT

Wilmot Mountain? I guess Alpine Valley was still cleaning up the helicopter wreckage.

Pete Gaines

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Big Jim Slade — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:02:15 EDT

Is Oscar here your main weiner man?

Big Jim Slade

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The Fan’s Attic — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:02:00 EDT

I still wouldn't recommend eating the yellow snow.

The Fan’s Attic

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Weed Against Speed — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:01:57 EDT

@Jerkwheat: Wouldn't all the preservatives help out with that?

Weed Against Speed

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:00:55 EDT

Which one is Martin Lawrence?

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

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DennyCrane — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:00:10 EDT

@Weed Against Speed: Well, he's probably never seen snow before.

DennyCrane

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Gourmet Spud — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:00:03 EDT

You can't blame the Mexican one for looking terrified. Theirs is a very short ski-season.

Gourmet Spud

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ArkansasFred — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:59:46 EDT

Daddy would you like some sausage? Daddy would you like some sausages?

ArkansasFred

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Paul Zuvella — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:59:42 EDT

@Vizzini: "Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn."

Paul Zuvella

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sir_pantsalot — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:58:20 EDT

I think italian sausages just enjoy facing other sausages or any other direction.

sir_pantsalot

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Jerkwheat — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:58:00 EDT

THERE WAS SHRINKAGE!!!

Jerkwheat

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muggsybogues — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:57:04 EDT

WIIIIIIPEOUT.

/obligatory.

muggsybogues

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Gourmet Spud — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:57:03 EDT

Which one is Christmas Ape?

Gourmet Spud

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MattinglysSideburns — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:56:32 EDT

That's funny, because in WWII, Italian tanks often faced the wrong way during battle.

MattinglysSideburns

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Pretty Much Just Another Group of Unassuming, Dangling Modifier Words — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:56:20 EDT

That is one big army of Luis Gonzalezes

Pretty Much Just Another Group of Unassuming, Dangling Modifier Words

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Vizzini — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:55:53 EDT

Do you have any idea what the street value of that mountain is?

Vizzini

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sir_pantsalot — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:55:33 EDT

It is very impressive that the sausages are still the same size considering how cold it must be.

sir_pantsalot

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Chuckie Hacks 2 and 0 — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:55:31 EDT

This picture was actually taken in June of last year. Yay Wisconsin weather!

Chuckie Hacks 2 and 0

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sassydeerrun — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:54:39 EDT

I'll bet they were spotted near the 12 person beer bong before this picture was taken.

sassydeerrun

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HebrewHammer — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:54:38 EDT

Watch out for Randall Simon!!!

HebrewHammer

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Weed Against Speed — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:54:17 EDT

Chorizo probably can't figure out what the fuck is going on.

Weed Against Speed