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Your NL East "Preview"

BringBackAlHolland — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 11:06:17 EDT

1. The Phanatic
2. Mr. Met
3. Homer
4. Billy the Marlin
5. Youppi

BringBackAlHolland

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Texas Gal — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 10:06:40 EDT

1. Jeff Francoeur
2. Pat Burrell
3. David Wright
4. Josh Willingham
5. Ryan Langerhans

Texas Gal

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josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 16:39:02 EDT

(01) Chutley
(02) Braves
(03) Jose Reyes
(04) Elijah Dukes
(05) Alfredo Amezaga

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

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Hit Bull Win Steak — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 10:50:52 EDT

1. 1980
2. 1986
3. 1995*
4. 19-Never
5. 2003

Hit Bull Win Steak

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VTBen — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 09:58:58 EDT

Oh shit, Miamity no longer exists (that was the blog that brought the world the 7th Floor Crew)

VTBen

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VTBen — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 09:57:26 EDT

I got the Mets winning it all this year. I feel like they're motivated after last year's collapse, plus it's not like they aquried the best pitcher in the league in January...

Gawker
The 700 Level
[Atlanta isn't cool enough for me to know any blogs about it]
Wonkette
Miamity

VTBen

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Pretty Much Just Another Ice Sculpture — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 23:00:07 EDT

1. Benny Agbayani
2. David Justice
3. Kevin Stocker
4. Brad Fullmer
5. Orestes Destrade

Pretty Much Just Another Ice Sculpture

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Jefferson Short Bus — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 20:32:06 EDT

1. Andy Reid
2. Weeb Eubank
3. Dan Reeves
4. Joe Gibbs
5. Don Shula

Jefferson Short Bus

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DirtyJersey — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 19:08:42 EDT

Team with jail in stadium.
Team that wishes it was the Yankees.
Team that can't sell out playoff games.
Team that might need jail in dugout.
Team that won't sell out a game ever, even if they get new stadium.

DirtyJersey

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smurphette — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 18:30:21 EDT

One of the few highlights in the short history of the Nationals was sweeping the Mets at Shea during the last week of the season (and winning 5 of 6 against them during those last two weeks). We also lost 5 of 7 to Philly during the same span to help seal the Mets' fate. Schadenfreude is a beautiful thing.

smurphette

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the-Bored — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 18:29:17 EDT

Second Fiddles
Boo-ers
Rednecks
Thugs
Cubans

the-Bored

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TomDaddyDollars — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 18:14:00 EDT

Eagles
Jets
Falcons
Redskins
Dolphins

TomDaddyDollars

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Metschick — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 18:07:23 EDT

@Upshaws Leash: the the good thing about these predictions. Mine (at least) are based totally on my whims and feelings. Therefore, the Mets win the division. Hell, right now I have them winning the WS! That'll change once the reality of the baseball season hits me.

Metschick

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Upshaws Leash — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 18:00:54 EDT

boy the Mets bottom of the line up is ugly. but, people keep telling me pitching wins. today, i feel like believing them. we'll see how i feel tomorrow.

Los Mets
Las Phils
Bravos
National-os
Pescados

Upshaws Leash

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RyanHowardToYoMutha — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 18:00:17 EDT

Tom Hanks is a gay lawyer with AIDS.
Tom Hanks is a book store owner who has mail.
Tom Hanks is a manager of a women's baseball team named after a Georgia fruit.
Tom Hanks is Representative Charlie Wilson.
Tom Hanks is in love with a fish.

RyanHowardToYoMutha

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econdave — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:55:14 EDT

Victory Baltic Thunder ($60 for a case of 12 22 oz. bottles, but it's awesome!)

Breukelen Abbey Ale

Sweetwater Sweet Georgia Brown

Shenandoah Oak Barrel Mountain Beast

Titanic Screw Light Ale

econdave

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the red colonial — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:53:19 EDT

Philly
Team Philly Fans Really Hate
Team Philly Fans Hate
Team With Young Pitcher Philly Fans Really Hate
The Ugly One

the red colonial

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phillas — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:52:30 EDT

@Matt_T: true, it'll be close but
NY
Atlanta
Philly
Washington
Florida

phillas

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How do you spell retard? — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:51:53 EDT

1. Reliever with an Alien belly
2. #2 Starter whose midget friend died
3. Team with Manager that served as Brett Myers role model.
4. Team that is dead, dawg
5. The Florida Marlins are a baseball team?

How do you spell retard?

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Matt_T — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:50:59 EDT

Its going to be very close but:
Atlanta
NY
Philly
Washington
Florida.

Matt_T

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muggsybogues — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:50:22 EDT

Woulda been an all-time beast. Totally fathered Eminem's style.

muggsybogues

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Hernandez-is-the-Mandez — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:46:25 EDT

@muggsybogues: Nice 5 borough lineup. Too many people sleep on Big L. It's a shame.

Hernandez-is-the-Mandez

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agamemnon_busmalis — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:44:28 EDT

Cheesesteak!
Revenge!
Chop!
Splash!
Expos!

agamemnon_busmalis

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Metschick — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:42:21 EDT

@Wyshynski: I'm a little excited about the upcoming baseball season.

BASEBALL!

Metschick

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Nationalcoholic — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:41:37 EDT

The 7
Broad Street
MARTA
Green Line
Jazzy Chair

Nationalcoholic

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DontPracticeRenteria — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:41:24 EDT

1. Dreamy Second Baseman
2. Dreamy Third Baseman
3. Chippy Third Baseman
4. No More Fat Third Baseman
5. Shitty Team

DontPracticeRenteria

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muggsybogues — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:40:03 EDT

@Hernandez-is-the-Mandez: I'll raise you:
Tribe Called Quest
MF Doom
Raekwon
Big L
Immortal Technique

muggsybogues

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Hernandez-is-the-Mandez — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:39:02 EDT

Pharaohe Monch
The Roots
Outkast
Unspoken Heard
2 Live Crew

Hernandez-is-the-Mandez

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Wyshynski — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:36:33 EDT

@Metschick: METS!

I've heard they have the teamwork to make the dream work. Let's Go!

Wyshynski

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Metschick — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:31:29 EDT

METS!
Phillies
Braves
Marlins
Nationals

Metschick

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UkraineNotWeak — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:31:24 EDT

1. NYPD Blue
2. Cold Case
3. Matlock
4. The District
5. Miami Vice

UkraineNotWeak

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Summer-of-George — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:30:46 EDT

1. Bell
2. Apple
3. Peach
4. Orange
5. Dirty lying bastards

Summer-of-George

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The Fan’s Attic — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:30:31 EDT

@StuScott Booyahs: you shouldn't watch that show...it kills brain cells.

The Fan’s Attic

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Trenton Makes The World Takes — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:30:05 EDT

Here is a summary of the Phillies last 5 seasons. Start slow, pick up steam towards the end of the season and then go out with a whimper.

Trenton Makes The World Takes

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Sherrill-Theory — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:27:30 EDT

Perhaps if Rollins gets 800 AB this year, they'll make the NLCS.

Mets, Phillies, Braves, Nats, Marlins

I can't wait until Florida wins 70 games, and yet still justifiably celebrates for having "overachieved."

Sherrill-Theory

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StuScott Booyahs — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:25:31 EDT

did I just hear woody paige reference "deadworld" and "the big sidebar" on Around the Horn?

/threadjack

StuScott Booyahs

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GorgeForeman — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:23:13 EDT

1. Yo
2. Y'all
3. Boo
4. Hola
5. Dawg

GorgeForeman

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BruschisBrewsky — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:21:18 EDT

the Mets have a promotional flyer that says "It's Time For A Little Revenge."

All they meant is they were snitch on Lo Duca to get him out of opening day festivities.

Take that, asshole!

BruschisBrewsky

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johnny five — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:19:39 EDT

1. chokers
2. speaks of the pompitous of (brotherly) love
3. (bbq) smokers
4. midnight tokers
5. jokers

johnny five

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Secret Identity — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:19:11 EDT

1. Hand-Pissers
2. Wife Punchers
3. Fonda Divorcers
4. Text Message With Picture of Gun Senders
5. Expo Killers

Secret Identity

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Mr. Pennsylvania — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:18:36 EDT

@Chamomiles Davis: agreed

and fuck the mets

Mr. Pennsylvania

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NovakAintNoJokovic — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:17:23 EDT

Having Johan can't hurt, can it?

CAN IT????

NovakAintNoJokovic

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UkraineNotWeak — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:16:04 EDT

Santana, Pedro, Maine and Perez

Next!!!

UkraineNotWeak

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1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:15:12 EDT

And Monday we wrap up with the American League East.

Wait, you're going to do the AL East preview twice and skip the AL Central altogether?

And you guys accuse ESPN of East Coast Bias. The shame.

1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes

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Clare — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:13:39 EDT

You HAD to wait until I was leaving work to post this, didn't you, Leitch.

Clare

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muggsybogues — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:11:18 EDT

Oh, and seriously. Since we have no power at the corner outfield positions, maybe the best home run hitter in MLB history (roids or not) could help. (shrugs)

muggsybogues

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Chamomiles Davis — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:11:12 EDT

First, second... as long as there's a playoff spot in it for us.

/Phillies fan, lowering the bar ever so slightly

Chamomiles Davis

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muggsybogues — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:10:14 EDT

(clears throat) When you play .500 ball for half a season, it's not a collapse if you blow it in the end. It's just the boys being the boys.

What's bad is they can't win every game 2-1, can they? Has anyone seen Delgado lately?

muggsybogues