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President Bush Would Never Associate With Such Unsavory Characters

shawnkemp40 — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 18:20:58 EDT

W could probably actually make the Cardinals pitching staff this year.

Is that a pitching rubber or just a giant line of coke?

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How do you spell retard? — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:53:51 EDT

@A Pimp Named DaveR: Not too soon.

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Michael Bertin — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:24:07 EDT

Pitch you stupid fucking monkey, pitch!

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Yinka Double Dare — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:22:36 EDT

If Elijah Dukes were catching the pitch, he'd probably think Bush was trying to start shit with him. The Secret Service would have to take out Dukes after he tells the President "You dead, dawg."

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NovakAintNoJokovic — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:21:33 EDT

@Stev D: But how will they roll his piano all the way out to the pitchers mound?

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A Pimp Named DaveR — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:16:45 EDT

@1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes: Was Joe Kennedy driving a Lincoln before he died?

(too soon?)

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1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:12:05 EDT

Paul Lo Duca was in the Mitchell Report with Roger Clemens
Roger Clemens has thrown over 4,000 strikeouts
Over 4,000 American soldiers were killed in a war started by... GEORGE W. BUSH

YOU CAN'T AVOID THE MITCHELL REPORT CONNECTION, DUBYA!

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Chamomiles Davis — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:09:37 EDT

"BALK!"

/Supreme Court

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Stev D — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:07:43 EDT

Bush shouldn't throw the first ball, Mark Russell should. That guy is a hoot! Did you hear how he changed Lola to FEMA? Put a motherfucking tent on that circus Mark, I am losing my mind!!!!!!

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Yostal — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:02:59 EDT

@Clare: +1. I just wish you had put that on old school Dodger Stadium stationary.

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exteriorhedisonmouse — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:00:17 EDT

Do we really need a bad seed like this potentially causing Dmitri Young to relapse?

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thesepretzels — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:59:18 EDT

two seamer

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IchiroSuzukiSamurai — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:58:38 EDT

I'm guessing the Nats are going with the big "W" on their caps for opening day this year.

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twoeightnine — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:58:06 EDT

comment redacted

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BruschisBrewsky — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:57:54 EDT

@Secret Identity: Mitochondrial Disorder? Nice to see him in midseason form.

At what point do we start the countdown to severe menstrual cramps forcing Rocco into early retirement?

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LeNoceur — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:57:29 EDT

Because W's biggest image problem is a tangential association with Paul LoDuca...

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Jews For Purple Jesus — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:54:14 EDT

I can hear Berman now calling next year's Opening Day game when President Obama throws out the first pitch to Brian 'Yes We' McCann.

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A Pimp Named DaveR — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:53:10 EDT

Jose Canseco is denying that George Bush was at his party.

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BruschisBrewsky — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:50:42 EDT

They could try throwing it to Wily Mo Pena, but history says he would probably just run in a circle around it before letting it land 5 feet behind him...

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futuremrsrickankiel — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:49:35 EDT

Unfortunately for him, this year the home team starting catcher is all over a bunch of 14-year-olds.

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Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:48:44 EDT

@Farneyismycopilot: I'm betting Ecco.

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roland_t_flakfizer — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:48:12 EDT

From yesterday, I got the impression Bush only threw rock.

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supermike5alive — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:48:08 EDT

@gunga galunga gunga - gunga galunga: BOOO-OOSH! BOOO-OOSH!

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Tuffy — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:46:54 EDT

@Secret Identity: Don't worry, my friend. If Cory Lidle can get activated from the disabled list, so can Rocco Baldelli.

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Matt Sussman — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:46:28 EDT

And he'll still throw more pitches than Mike Hampton.

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How do you spell retard? — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:44:31 EDT

@Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: It's great to see it took the brilliant writers of Lil Bush 7 years to make the cartoon.
I guess they thought their Monica Lewinsky sitcom was a little outdated.

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Secret Identity — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:44:30 EDT

Meanwhile, in Tampa:

Placed OF Rocco Baldelli on the 60-day disabled list (Mitochondrial disorder).

I already knew about that, but it just looks weird, and sad.

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blastitbiggs — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:43:48 EDT

First thing that came to mind when seeing that picture: that Jeter/Bush/ 9/11 story about throwing from the rubber and not bouncing it.

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TimBiakabutukaMyLunchMoney — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:43:35 EDT

I will be at this game. I'll be the obnoxious drunk yelling BOO-URNS! BOO-URNS!

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cromartie — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:43:16 EDT

Must...resist...urge...to punch laptop......

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How do you spell retard? — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:43:13 EDT

Bush should through it to a more responsible National, like Elijah Dukes.

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Jerkwheat — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:43:11 EDT

Look Will, if you guys don't need him anymore, we could use the bullpen help in Detroit

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Sir Hotbod Handsomeface — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:42:09 EDT

Is this real life or the plot of the next Lil' Bush episode?

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ArkansasFred — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:42:06 EDT

@Clare: + 1

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Botswana Meat Commission FC — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:42:05 EDT

Ha. Paul LoDuca is the Scotter Libby of major league baseball.

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Farneyismycopilot — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:41:58 EDT

Nice ... uh, boots/shoes? Are those Docs?

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Tuffy — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:41:44 EDT

Mark Mulder is looking pretty sharp this year.

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Secret Identity — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:41:35 EDT

Somehow Curt Schilling is involved.

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Weed Against Speed — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:41:27 EDT

@SonofSpurrier: Somebody should tell him Bin Laden is hiding inside the pitcher's mound.

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:41:07 EDT

It has nothing to do with Lo Duca love of teenage girls, right?

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supermike5alive — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:40:43 EDT

he's actually got a pretty good arm for an old dude...

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SonofSpurrier — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:40:13 EDT

I wonder how bush will fuck this up..

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Clare — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:39:53 EDT

Lo Duca didn't get the message that wouldn't be catching the opening pitch.

His phone is toast.

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Gourmet Spud — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:39:30 EDT

Funny how life is - one day you're pitching as a Cardinal, the next you're a lame duck.

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DennyCrane — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:38:39 EDT

I'm not going near this one.

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7-8 Deville — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:37:24 EDT

so, do you "pitch" or "catch"?

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MenaceIISobriety — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:36:59 EDT

INVISABAL BOUNSING BETTIE LAND MIN!

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