The Manatees Are Ready For Their Close-Up (If You Can Fit Them in Frame) - Deadspin Comments

The Manatees Are Ready For Their Close-Up (If You Can Fit Them in Frame)

the-Bored — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 14:41:27 EDT

The Marlins are bringing Fat Albert back?

The Manatees Are Ready For Their Close-Up (If You Can Fit Them in Frame)

How do you spell retard? — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 12:41:21 EDT

Collectively, they weigh more than the entire Marlins fan base.
They could do a MLB players equivalent with Sidney Ponson, Antonio Alfonseca, Curt Schilling, and Ray King.

Sidney Ponson is the most unathletic athlete I have ever seen in my life(saw at a Phillies Spring Training game about 3 years ago; he could barely make it u the first base line).

How do you spell retard?

The Manatees Are Ready For Their Close-Up (If You Can Fit Them in Frame)

Clare — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 12:32:39 EDT

I know you've been put through a long, long audition, and I know it's been hard...but I think that in itself is a testament to how good you are, and just how difficult our choice is. I wish I could just flip a coin and be done with it...but we can't.

We're Manatees.

Clare

The Manatees Are Ready For Their Close-Up (If You Can Fit Them in Frame)

Trizz Nathaniel — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 12:15:54 EDT

Over the course of the season, at least one of them is going to collapse mid-routine.

Trizz Nathaniel

The Manatees Are Ready For Their Close-Up (If You Can Fit Them in Frame)

phillas — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 12:13:52 EDT

shoulda played a little Fatboy Slim

phillas

The Manatees Are Ready For Their Close-Up (If You Can Fit Them in Frame)

hector villanueva's posse — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 12:10:45 EDT

O AN THEY SEXY...

hector villanueva's posse

The Manatees Are Ready For Their Close-Up (If You Can Fit Them in Frame)

metalmaniac — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 12:03:09 EDT

Oh, the huge manatees!

/yes, I went there

metalmaniac

The Manatees Are Ready For Their Close-Up (If You Can Fit Them in Frame)

DukesDawg — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 11:40:03 EDT

Manatees can't dance, but they can write jokes.

DukesDawg

The Manatees Are Ready For Their Close-Up (If You Can Fit Them in Frame)

Green Weenie — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 11:11:47 EDT

Peter Griffin is intrigued by their dance moves and would like to purchase their instructional video.

Green Weenie

The Manatees Are Ready For Their Close-Up (If You Can Fit Them in Frame)

OhGodYes — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 11:03:09 EDT

C'mon, baby! Let's eat those twists!

OhGodYes

The Manatees Are Ready For Their Close-Up (If You Can Fit Them in Frame)

Slothrop — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 11:00:43 EDT

True fans knew that one day, the Fat Boys would get back together and reward the faithful. Today is that day. Let the Rapture begin.

Slothrop

The Manatees Are Ready For Their Close-Up (If You Can Fit Them in Frame)

Chief Wahoo — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 11:00:21 EDT

The Fat Boys are back...

Chief Wahoo

The Manatees Are Ready For Their Close-Up (If You Can Fit Them in Frame)

cowbell204 — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 10:53:34 EDT

Martin Lawrence really let himself go

cowbell204