It's Opening Day: Time To Hump A Chair - Deadspin Comments

It's Opening Day: Time To Hump A Chair

metalmaniac — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 20:39:39 EDT

@DeepFriar: It's never too early for baseball...

metalmaniac

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Jay Busbee — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 15:20:35 EDT

I'm off to Turner Field in a few...time to see if Glavine will be booed or hailed as a returning Met-killer.

Jay Busbee

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FightTiger — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 15:00:33 EDT

@Kim_Jong_Illin: Did I miss it, or was there no preview of our beloved Cardinals either?

By the way... 2:00 p.m. in St Louis and it's not raining... at the moment. They'll be dodging raindrops to get the opener in today.

FightTiger

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Al Czerviks Ride — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 14:39:24 EDT

MIGGY!

Al Czerviks Ride

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Agamemnon Busmalis — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 14:36:41 EDT

Stupid rain, what am I supposed to do now ?

/Bangs chair

Agamemnon Busmalis

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Al Czerviks Ride — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 14:29:15 EDT

MOVE THE FENCES IN!!!!
/hate the move the fences in argument...

Al Czerviks Ride

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Babcocksure — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 14:27:54 EDT

@Storming the Floor: yeah Meche just walked in a run. not looking good for your stats today

Babcocksure

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Al Czerviks Ride — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 14:27:25 EDT

An RBI for Sheff without taking the bat off his shoulder. Thats why he gets paid the big bucks...

Al Czerviks Ride

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Storming the Floor — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 14:25:37 EDT

@MiggytheTiggy: Actually, I'm already completely nerding out on fantasy baseball. Since I have both pitchers in my starting lineup, I'm just pleased to still see a low ERA from both, though I completely expect Verlander to win.

Storming the Floor

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Al Czerviks Ride — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 14:22:47 EDT

@mnTwins07: Believe us, the feeling has been completely mutual.

Al Czerviks Ride

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Babcocksure — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 14:20:48 EDT

@Storming the Floor: and by duel you mean base runners in every inning for Detroit and a 1 hitter by JV

Babcocksure

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Babcocksure — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 14:20:15 EDT

@mnTwins07: didnt you guys used to have a golden glove center fielder?

Babcocksure

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Kim_Jong_Illin — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 14:20:02 EDT

So much for the Deadspin season PREview of the Texas Rangers. On thr bright side, no need to include the hope/optimism section.

Kim_Jong_Illin

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Storming the Floor — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 14:12:56 EDT

Ever pinch your finger in one of those folding chairs? I have, and he needs to be careful is all I'm sayin'.

Storming the Floor

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Storming the Floor — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 14:10:27 EDT

Actually, the Meche/Verlander matchup is quite the pitcher's duel so far.

Storming the Floor

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VidaBlueBalls — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 14:08:49 EDT

When you're already out of the playoffs before April 1st, you might as well find something to keep you entertained.

VidaBlueBalls

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The Gizmo from Pismo — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 14:06:04 EDT

The chair just needs to lay back and enjoy it.

The Gizmo from Pismo

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OchentaYcinco — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 14:04:27 EDT

@crazyjoedavola: @MeSoHornsby: Fantastic. Well, I guess I 'll be falling even further behind in my work today.

OchentaYcinco

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MeSoHornsby — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 14:03:14 EDT

@OchentaYcinco: Yes they are.

MeSoHornsby

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crazyjoedavola — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 14:03:06 EDT

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crazyjoedavola

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UT Anthony — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 14:02:58 EDT

Oh boy, opening day! That means there's just:

40 games until the Astros break my spirit
80 games until I've left them for dead
100 games until I give them one last hope, and
120 games until I buy enough gas to burn down the Juice Box

Go Stros!

UT Anthony

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martyfunkhauser — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 14:00:58 EDT

@MiggytheTiggy:

and so, the Royals will be looking up at the Tigers from now until next opening day

martyfunkhauser

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Sir Hotbod Handsomeface — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 13:58:26 EDT

He better be careful - others have been charged for humping that chair's cousin.

[www.kalb.com]

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

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OchentaYcinco — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 13:55:59 EDT

Anybody know if Comcast is doing the free Extra Innings preview again this year?

OchentaYcinco

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Russian Experiment — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 13:55:09 EDT

@tomsearlyexit: I hate the tigers

Russian Experiment

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The Fan’s Attic — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 13:54:03 EDT

Is it Wednesday already?

The Fan’s Attic

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Babcocksure — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 13:47:26 EDT

2 run single by Renteria. Welcome to the D my friend

Babcocksure

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Weed Against Speed — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 13:46:48 EDT

@Gourmet Spud: Maybe he just needs some Preparation H Anti-Itch Cream.

Weed Against Speed

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martyfunkhauser — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 13:40:46 EDT

NFL mock drafts are so much more now than opening day.

martyfunkhauser

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White Speed Receiver — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 13:40:34 EDT

I'm ready for opening day. I've got my noose made out of Homer Hankies ready.

White Speed Receiver

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Gourmet Spud — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 13:40:27 EDT

That's actually position 118 in the "Masturbator's Kama Sutra".

Gourmet Spud

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 13:40:00 EDT

@Matt_T: Amen.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

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Matt_T — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 13:38:44 EDT

Its going to be cold tonight, but who cares?
/does tomahawk chop

Matt_T

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J-No — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 13:38:23 EDT

Kids, don't try this at home. He is a professional.

J-No

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MeSoHornsby — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 13:36:52 EDT

Piniella used to do that to the rookie relievers when they gave up a home run.

MeSoHornsby

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metroville — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 13:36:42 EDT

He's trying to hump the devil right back into the team's name.

metroville

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ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 13:34:25 EDT

@VTBen: New stadium? Nah, God just hates the Yankees again.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

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Silky John-STON! — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 13:34:09 EDT

F*CK YO' COUCH! F*CK! YO! COUCH!

/Rick James

Silky John-STON!

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Afino — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 13:34:05 EDT

@VTBen:

Did you know that it's the final season at Yankee Stadium?

I don't think ESPN will shove it down our throats enough.

Afino

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Paul Zuvella — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 13:33:46 EDT

I bet his couch at home is covered in plastic

Paul Zuvella

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crazyjoedavola — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 13:33:00 EDT

@VTBen: Or even a sign that you shouldnt have northeast teams without domes open at home IN MARCH!!!! Not only is it raining in NY, it is cold as well.

crazyjoedavola

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DeepFriar — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 13:30:45 EDT

I say this every year, but its too f___ing early for baseball.
/dick joke

DeepFriar

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VTBen — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 13:30:11 EDT

This rain delay at Yankee Stadium is a sign from the Gods that they're pissed about the new stadium.

VTBen

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shea_guevara — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 13:29:45 EDT

See, this is why they cast the Devil out of their names.

shea_guevara

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Gourmet Spud — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 13:28:48 EDT

INVIZIBIL RAYS SEASON TICKET HOLDER

Gourmet Spud

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7-8 Deville — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 13:28:28 EDT

Isn't that more of a fleshbot clip?

I mean, from what I've heard...

7-8 Deville

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 13:26:50 EDT

"This chair be rocking, don't come a knocking"

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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Slothrop — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 13:26:35 EDT

It stops humping the chair or it gets the hose.

Slothrop

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SlantedAndDisenchanted — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 13:26:02 EDT

Opening Day is that great time of the year when a few teams still have a legitimate chance at getting to the World Series.

SlantedAndDisenchanted

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Agamemnon Busmalis — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 13:20:23 EDT

Dear Yankees,

Suck on this.

Now to get drunk.

Agamemnon Busmalis

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ArkansasFred — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 13:20:08 EDT

It's Opening Day: Time to put your career at risk but cutting out of work early.

ArkansasFred

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Civil Negligence — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 13:19:22 EDT

Did you see the way that chair was looking at him? It was asking for it!

Civil Negligence