<![CDATA[About Last Night - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[About Last Night - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[About Last Night]]> @Clare: Cheeky!

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[About Last Night]]> There's a "oh, I'll bless the Phillies' starting second baseman's balls, all right" joke in there but I'm too dainty and ladylike to make it.

Oh, look what I did.

Clare

]]> <![CDATA[About Last Night]]> @Chief Wahoo: If poor people are wasting their money on lottery tickets, they deserve to be poor. There, I said it.

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[About Last Night]]> @Doyle McPoyle: Jobu demands a sacrifice!

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[About Last Night]]> @Chamomiles Davis: We shoulda got a live chicken!

Doyle McPoyle

]]> <![CDATA[About Last Night]]> @Chamomiles Davis: C'mon, that's like blaming the lottery for poor people.

Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[About Last Night]]> @Hit Bull Win Steak: A joke best not told at the top of a staircase.

Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[About Last Night]]> Yeah, that's it. Chant a few magic words over the baseballs. Don't bother, you know, signing competent pitchers or anything. Fucking religion.

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[About Last Night]]> @White Speed Receiver:
Torii Hunter?

stealofthedraft

]]> <![CDATA[About Last Night]]> @Jerkwheat:
Please do not offer my god a peanut.

/apu'd

tater

]]> <![CDATA[About Last Night]]> @shea_guevara:
The best part about his name is the Cubs fans will say it when he does something good or bad.

tater

]]> <![CDATA[About Last Night]]> What you missed while Johan Santana was going 0-3, K and Carlos Gomez was going 2-3, 2B, BB, 2 SB

It's like A.J. Pierzynski for Boof Bonser, Joe Nathan, and Francisco Liriano all over again.

White Speed Receiver

]]> <![CDATA[About Last Night]]> @Afino: Thats normally only topped by the "I'm pregnant, and it's yours!" joke on your boss

Hit Bull Win Steak

]]> <![CDATA[About Last Night]]> @HazelMaesLandingStrip: They had that game on at the bar I was at last night, and the two most amusing things were (1) absolutely knowing it was Gagne who gave up that homer, even though I hadn't been paying attention to said game, and (2)hearing a bunch of Cubs fans go FUCK-YOU-DOME! in unison.

shea_guevara

]]> <![CDATA[About Last Night]]> @HazelMaesLandingStrip: did the dude sleep in a gutter the whole offseason? I hope so.

MitchKayak

]]> <![CDATA[About Last Night]]> On one hand, Willie said "Santana was outstanding today. He was pounding the zone all day". On the other hand, it was against the Florida Marlins.

NovakAintNoJokovic

]]> <![CDATA[About Last Night]]> @ArkansasFred: I was thinking ritual human sacrifice, but yeah, that'll get the job done.

OchentaYcinco

]]> <![CDATA[About Last Night]]> And Eric Gagne is now 1-0. This is why wins is the most important statistic in baseball.

HazelMaesLandingStrip

]]> <![CDATA[About Last Night]]> The Ghost of Tom Gordon will be The Boss' newest hit song after I murder Tom Gordon.

ArkansasFred

]]> <![CDATA[About Last Night]]> Okay, so my female co-worker just pulled the "I'm pregnant" April Fools joke on my boss.

And it worked. Awesomely.

Afino

]]> <![CDATA[About Last Night]]> @OchentaYcinco: I AM GANESH

/walks around with elephant head on

Jerkwheat

]]> <![CDATA[About Last Night]]> @OchentaYcinco: I hear Vishnu has openings.

Rob Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[About Last Night]]> Well, time to find a new God.

OchentaYcinco

]]> <![CDATA[About Last Night]]> Hey, I really missed that baseball schadenfreude! Thanks for bringing it back, Braves fans.

Rob Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[About Last Night]]> What you missed by celebrating day 2 of the Royals still being in the playoff picture.

tater

]]> <![CDATA[About Last Night]]> Criminy, Daulerio comes back and the first thing we get the next day is a story about Philly and their balls being blessed.

Yostal

]]> <![CDATA[About Last Night]]> What you missed while waiting for Vinnie to come in through the window...

Dr. Michael Mancini

]]> <![CDATA[About Last Night]]> What you missed while wishing you just went to bed early to avoid the heart attack you got in the 9th and 12th innings

Afino

]]> <![CDATA[About Last Night]]> what you missed while watching the phillies opening game and not being sure if it was 2008,2007,2006, or 2005

Mr. Pennsylvania

]]> <![CDATA[About Last Night]]> @AppFan: That was an awesome send-off.

Also Johan Santana: can't stop him. Wouldn't want to. Shit's downright Darwinian.

Doyle McPoyle

]]> <![CDATA[About Last Night]]> What you missed while Jason Bay made no effort to hide the fact that he bet on the Braves.

Fly balls are supposed to be caught, Jason. Caught.

MurrayHewitt

]]> <![CDATA[About Last Night]]> What you missed while tearfully burning the 173-0 t-shirts you had printed up.
Stupid Jason Grilli.
/What was everybody saying about the Tigers bull pen?

Al Czerviks Ride

]]> <![CDATA[About Last Night]]> @tater:

Aren't the phillies usually the punchline?

IsoldmysoultoMilhouseVanhouten

]]> <![CDATA[About Last Night]]> What you missed while bracing yourself for the inevitable April Fools Deadspin post that I will fall for and comment on.

MeSoHornsby

]]> <![CDATA[About Last Night]]> This year the team and the fans are praying for a championship season.

Interesting. Some of the rowdiest fans in North America have resorted to prayer.
The 700 Level has been replaced by The 700 Club.

El Knob Grande

]]> <![CDATA[About Last Night]]> A Priest, a Pastor and a Rabbi walked into Citizen's Bank Park Monday to bless the opening day baseballs.

I half expected the rest of the article to be the punchline to a joke.

tater

]]> <![CDATA[About Last Night]]> What you missed while wondering where Ole was

Always and forever, you da man Ric. Thank you.

Wooooooooooooo!


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AppFan

]]> <![CDATA[About Last Night]]> What you missed while thinking the Pirates/Braves game would never end.

I don't think either team wanted to really win the thing.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[About Last Night]]> When you're done, Kruk wants it back.

Gourmet Spud

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