<![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick - Deadspin Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick - Deadspin Comments]]> http://deadspin.com Tue, 01 Apr 2008 20:31:32 EDT Tue, 01 Apr 2008 20:31:32 EDT http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4976542 Did you see the new Playboy? Bo Derek's tits!

...I like sex!

/Charles Jefferson's little brother

BustingChops

]]> 11:374538:c4976542 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 20:31:32 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4975618 Roddick looks like a Staples box-boy who feels so damn fortunate to have his picture taken with an SI swimsuit model.

MrInBetween

]]> 11:374538:c4975618 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 19:28:15 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4972836 Decker? I hardly know her!

/obligatory

illiniowl

]]> 11:374538:c4972836 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 16:51:46 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4972691 I still maintain that a Brooklyn Decker is a sexual act involving a rollercoaster and a sandwich.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:374538:c4972691 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 16:46:39 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4972203 @Matt_T: The dude in the first pic kinda looks like Agassi, actually.

@drewheyman: Yes, yes it is. Let me know when you start saying things to your friends like "Maura Tierney isn't hot, but she's definitely wife-hot"

NovakAintNoJokovic

]]> 11:374538:c4972203 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 16:29:27 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4972107 @Sliderofdeath: indeed

UncouthSloth

]]> 11:374538:c4972107 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 16:26:28 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4971871 Clean up on isle 3...in my pants.

/bald guy

Bunkie Perkins

]]> 11:374538:c4971871 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 16:18:12 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4971532 The grocery store lights must reduce 2 cup sizes.

The Gizmo from Pismo

]]> 11:374538:c4971532 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 16:07:13 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4971519 @sba: manhattan keeps on makin' it, brooklyn keeps on takin' it.

/BDP

iantenna

]]> 11:374538:c4971519 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 16:06:46 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4971516 Yes, dude.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> 11:374538:c4971516 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 16:06:39 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4971509 That sound you heard was Dr. Z's heart breaking.

Dave J.

]]> 11:374538:c4971509 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 16:06:22 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4971389 @Weed Against Speed: Only the two-fisted shots.

ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos

]]> 11:374538:c4971389 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 16:01:40 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4971361 @shea_guevara: it's kinda trailer park chic to me.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction

]]> 11:374538:c4971361 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 16:00:13 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4971177 wierd....she's cuter with less photoshopping and more clothes. am i growing up?? If so, this sucks!

drewheyman

]]> 11:374538:c4971177 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:54:16 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4971104 @Le Kangourou de Kataroo is a sparkling and gorgeous size 00...: Yeah, she does not look attractive in that photo. Like, she was going for "sexy/pouty" but only got to "just woke up/high".

shea_guevara

]]> 11:374538:c4971104 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:52:04 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4971059 @sba: always funky fresh

Chaunceyshammy

]]> 11:374538:c4971059 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:50:43 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4971050 horrible name < incredible rack

Chaunceyshammy

]]> 11:374538:c4971050 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:50:20 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4971044 BROOKLYN BROOKLYN

/cryme tyme

sba

]]> 11:374538:c4971044 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:50:08 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4970993 @Laser Guided: no joke, i give her an overwhelming 'eh'.

iHaveaRagingTebowner

]]> 11:374538:c4970993 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:47:54 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4970958 Erin Andrews??? I don't know...that first pic reminded me of Alicia Silverstone.

tater

]]> 11:374538:c4970958 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:46:39 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4970934 You can make fun of Brooklyn's name all you want. It still doesn't change the fact that she made out way better than her brother, Blackand.

Bluenatic

]]> 11:374538:c4970934 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:45:38 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4970832 @BarbarobicsInstructor:

That's what airbrushing pictures will do to ya.

Afino

]]> 11:374538:c4970832 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:41:34 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4970744 Brooklyn Bridge>Brooklyn Decker>Brooklyn Beckham

stealofthedraft

]]> 11:374538:c4970744 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:38:20 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4970715 Brooklyn, sir; what up?

Dr. Michael Mancini

]]> 11:374538:c4970715 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:36:59 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4970663 If she has to hook up with a tennis player, I have one suggestion...

Kournikova.

crazyjoedavola

]]> 11:374538:c4970663 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:35:10 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4970647 @Paul Zuvella: Blit Meat.

David Hume

]]> 11:374538:c4970647 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:34:31 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4970638 @Little Lebowski Urban Achievers: Those both sound like "yes"s to me.

suntastic

]]> 11:374538:c4970638 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:34:10 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4970634 I have always thought this broad was hot, but she looks a little Predator-esqe in that second picture...

BarbarobicsInstructor

]]> 11:374538:c4970634 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:33:59 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4970598 I'd stick my head in between her two blushing bald guys.

HugsFromHarold

]]> 11:374538:c4970598 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:32:41 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4970594 @Doyle McPoyle: Hidden groins?

Paul Zuvella

]]> 11:374538:c4970594 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:32:39 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4970508 Shocked that no one has mentioned the Firehouse-based article tag.


+ Watch video

Awesome



DeepFriar

]]> 11:374538:c4970508 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:29:37 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4970506 You'd think a world class tennis star could do just a little bit better. I mean, Sampras landed Bridgette Wilson, even with his gigantic brow. Am I the only one here?

Schluby

]]> 11:374538:c4970506 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:29:34 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4970504 @Doyle McPoyle: Dutch Oven a weird sexual maneuver? Jesus, I accidentally wake myself up with it at least twice a week.

/grody

David Hume

]]> 11:374538:c4970504 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:29:31 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4970495 "Brooklyn Roddick" sounds like a euphemism for a repetitive use injury, no?

hockalees

]]> 11:374538:c4970495 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:29:06 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4970473 First pick: Erin Andrew's lil sis
Second pick: Swimsuit model crossed with meth addict


Little Lebowski Urban Achievers

]]> 11:374538:c4970473 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:28:27 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4970475 @the earl of weaver: Bring gloves

Steve Trachsel, Ace

]]> 11:374538:c4970475 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:28:27 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4970442 No Sleep 'Til......Brooklyn?

sassydeerrun

]]> 11:374538:c4970442 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:27:39 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4970437 Kill yourself, bald guy. Just end it right now. Because it ain't getting any better for you. It's all downhill from here.

ComradeFesenko

]]> 11:374538:c4970437 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:27:37 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4970433 Clean up, aisle 13! Repeat: clean up, aisle 13.

the earl of weaver

]]> 11:374538:c4970433 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:27:24 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4970430 Their kid is fucked, no matter which parent's face he/she gets. Probably gonna have monster cans, though.

Silky John-STON!

]]> 11:374538:c4970430 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:27:21 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4970407 @shea_guevara: It's better than their first choice of Staten Island.

HebrewHammer

]]> 11:374538:c4970407 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:26:37 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4970403 so when did that beckham kid get a sex change?

iantenna

]]> 11:374538:c4970403 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:26:34 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4970383 Maybe it's just me, but I don't think she's looking all so hot in the SI picture. I mean, it's a little Rock of Love for me...

Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction

]]> 11:374538:c4970383 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:25:59 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4970370 Hot chick or not, I am still not okay with "Brooklyn" as a first name.

shea_guevara

]]> 11:374538:c4970370 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:25:37 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4970335 to say the second picture is "better" than the first may be the understatement of the century.

Laser Guided

]]> 11:374538:c4970335 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:24:15 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4970301 The straps on that bikini top look like they are going to give way at any moment.

J-No

]]> 11:374538:c4970301 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:23:10 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4970290 In his mother's basement, he is quite the Jedi Knight.

sassydeerrun

]]> 11:374538:c4970290 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:22:51 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4970236 They met when she was pegging for beers in the Gas 'N' Sip parking lot.

Whitey Fisk

]]> 11:374538:c4970236 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:21:18 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4970227 @HebrewHammer: I actually think Rushin is fairly tall in that Lobo doesn't tower over him.

The Fan’s Attic

]]> 11:374538:c4970227 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:21:04 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4970217 @ArkansasFred: A +1 and a Shorti hoagie for you.

Clare

]]> 11:374538:c4970217 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:20:47 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4970211 Will Jimmy Connors have to show Andy how it's done with this as well? Because he will, if he has to.

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:374538:c4970211 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:20:36 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4970207 Call me old-fashioned, but I like my Wal-Mart greeters wrinkly.

MyronCopacetic

]]> 11:374538:c4970207 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:20:23 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4970110 @Sandy Magic Jackson: Grandmother, Easter dinner. She wholeheartedly agreed!

Doyle McPoyle

]]> 11:374538:c4970110 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:17:19 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4970061 I bet he likes giving her the sex. The horny sex.

Stev D

]]> 11:374538:c4970061 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:16:05 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4970049 @Weed Against Speed: I believe we have a winner...

crazyjoedavola

]]> 11:374538:c4970049 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:15:38 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4970045 Brooklyn? I thought Roddick had all his best performances in Queens.

Gourmet Spud

]]> 11:374538:c4970045 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:15:29 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4970026 @The Fan's Attic: +1. It looks exactly like him. And if that's his real height, Rebecca Lobo must tower over him.

HebrewHammer

]]> 11:374538:c4970026 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:15:07 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4970019 @Camp Tiger Claw: Bravo.

Chamomiles Davis

]]> 11:374538:c4970019 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:15:01 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4970017 @Strokke: she didn't until she turned 18.

Lady Andrea

]]> 11:374538:c4970017 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:15:00 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4970011 So it may not last...as long as he protects his money, WHO CARES!!??

There's a "Grand Slam" joke here somewhere, but I just can't find it...

thefuseproject

]]> 11:374538:c4970011 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:14:50 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4970010 Dear Andy,

Have fun dealing with weirdo loner perverts for the duration of your marriage. As evidence, I'm including this picture of me and Brooklyn.

Signed,

Bald Guy Who Looks Like Steve Rushin And Is Shorter Than Your Fiancee

ArkansasFred

]]> 11:374538:c4970010 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:14:49 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4970002 @Weed Against Speed: Just a guess, but "Squirt!" comes to mind.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> 11:374538:c4970002 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:14:38 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4969992 @Tuffy: Inconceivable!

@Doyle McPoyle: Who exactly have you said this to, and in what context?

Sandy Magic Jackson

]]> 11:374538:c4969992 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:14:13 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4969967 How do you say "my life is never going to get better than this" in Klingon?

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:374538:c4969967 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:13:40 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4969948 butterface. (the girl, not the dude.)

The Diesel

]]> 11:374538:c4969948 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:13:15 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4969938 Steve Rushin has really fallen since leaving SI.

The Fan’s Attic

]]> 11:374538:c4969938 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:13:04 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4969931 Not even Wal-Mart can stop Scott Skiles' game.

Ray

]]> 11:374538:c4969931 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:12:56 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4969917 @Steve Trachsel, Ace: I admire his ability to fake us all out all these years. Flaming Redhead, hell.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> 11:374538:c4969917 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:12:35 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4969913 What does the picture of a fan posing with Wallace Shawn have to do with this post?

Tuffy

]]> 11:374538:c4969913 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:12:30 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4969912 And I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Brooklyn Decker sounds like one of those ridiculous sex moves, like the Cleveland Steamer, the Dutch Oven, the Boston Massacre, or the Kataroo Kangaroo.

Doyle McPoyle

]]> 11:374538:c4969912 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:12:29 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4969868 I would obviously say: yes, guy...

But she's not the hottest SI girl Roddick could probably get...

/really doesn't care

12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich

]]> 11:374538:c4969868 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:11:40 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4969867 Andy Roddick is a lot shorter and balder than I thought

McCroskey

]]> 11:374538:c4969867 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:11:39 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4969864 There's too much cloth in that second picture. And damn, Andy Roddick has gone to Hell in the first one. 2 words, dude, workout tapes.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> 11:374538:c4969864 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:11:36 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4969850 I'm sure this will last forever just like Agassi and Brooke Shields.

What? Oh. Nevermind.

Matt_T

]]> 11:374538:c4969850 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:11:20 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4969841 I did a double take for a second at that first pic and thought he was engaged to Erin Andrews. Any else see that resemblance? I am just relieved that I don't have to strangle Andy now, he seems like a decent enough fellow.

The Trying Too Hard To Look Young Face

]]> 11:374538:c4969841 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:11:06 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4969833 Dr. Z has already tapped that, so record me as a no.

Steve Trachsel, Ace

]]> 11:374538:c4969833 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:10:54 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4969794 Her lady parts look just fine for my favorite activity: MOTORBOAT!!

MeSoHornsby

]]> 11:374538:c4969794 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:10:07 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4969776 Smokin hot chick; Bald dude who makes $6.25/hour

ASox

]]> 11:374538:c4969776 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:09:42 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4969773 @Camp Tiger Claw:

....and the early favor for Comment of the Bi-Week is.....

Afino

]]> 11:374538:c4969773 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:09:40 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4969764 That's a pretty fancy convenience store. Must be a WaWa.

ArkansasFred

]]> 11:374538:c4969764 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:09:29 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4969751 @Doyle McPoyle:
My wife is 38 and has lots more parts than she had at 20.


jwaves2007

]]> 11:374538:c4969751 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:09:18 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4969738 That fella can now brag to his friends that there are pictures of him and Brooklyn Decker all over the internet.

Threat Level: Midnight

]]> 11:374538:c4969738 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:09:03 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4969719 Can we get a better picture? I can't tell if she has any tits.

Strokke

]]> 11:374538:c4969719 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:08:41 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4969709 My god she is stunning.

jwaves2007

]]> 11:374538:c4969709 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:08:34 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4969691 Wait, women get more lady parts after 20? Which ones?! WHICH ONES, GOD DAMN YOU?!

Doyle McPoyle

]]> 11:374538:c4969691 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:08:11 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4969689 So she works at Staples? Is this what I am gathering?

Jehovahs Witness Protection Program

]]> 11:374538:c4969689 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:08:10 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4969655 It looks like her lady parts have come in pretty well so far.

Sliderofdeath

]]> 11:374538:c4969655 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:07:19 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4969621 @Camp Tiger Claw: Well played sir, well played.

That-Dude

]]> 11:374538:c4969621 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:06:29 EDT <![CDATA[Meet The Future Mrs. Andy Roddick]]> http://deadspin.com/374538/meet-the-future-mrs-andy-roddick#c4969599 Game. Set. Snatch.

Camp Tiger Claw

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