<![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me - Deadspin Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me - Deadspin Comments]]> http://deadspin.com Wed, 02 Apr 2008 08:08:18 EDT Wed, 02 Apr 2008 08:08:18 EDT http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4980634 I'm comfortable saying that I'm on Hugh's side on this one.

What?

ithacabaron

]]> 11:374571:c4980634 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 08:08:18 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4978147 That story was no bueno. Although it did lead to me finding out that Pedro Astacio has a donkey dong...which is nice.

erejota

]]> 11:374571:c4978147 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 23:00:30 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4975877 @7th Floor King Dingaling: Actually, if you happen to see Pedro Astacio pitching, you should probably ask yourself "What the fuck is this, 1998?"

Storming the Floor

]]> 11:374571:c4975877 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 19:46:59 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4972326 @Gourmet Spud: +1. I would totally read that story.

NovakAintNoJokovic

]]> 11:374571:c4972326 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 16:34:15 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4971605 I think reading that story gave me cancer.

tater

]]> 11:374571:c4971605 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 16:09:59 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4971504 @Slothrop:
Holy double negative, Batman!

stealofthedraft

]]> 11:374571:c4971504 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 16:06:08 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4971407 @TheStarterWife: so disappointed

The Gizmo from Pismo

]]> 11:374571:c4971407 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 16:02:23 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4971269 @Wyshynski: I'll take obscure movie/The New Republic references for $400, Alex.

econdave

]]> 11:374571:c4971269 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:56:59 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4971234 That story was terrible. I'm more bored after reading it. Hugh was right.

loctastic

]]> 11:374571:c4971234 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:55:56 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4971195 @Slothrop:

you know, just cause you're in a foul mood does not mean you should not comment angry and take out your frustration over your own shitty life decisions on another person. that's just being an asshole.

so sorry Paul.

Slothrop

]]> 11:374571:c4971195 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:54:57 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4971076 You guys need to make this shit fully anonymous, bring the sportswriter cockroaches out of their hiding places behind the couch. Let them tell their stories!

Botswana Meat Commission FC

]]> 11:374571:c4971076 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:51:13 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4971047 Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Back up.

What the fuck are newspapers, again?

Botswana Meat Commission FC

]]> 11:374571:c4971047 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:50:10 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4970939 @G.G.:

No, because then Hugh would have said "you're a mother asshole fucker," which, come to think of it, would have been funnier.

hector villanueva's posse

]]> 11:374571:c4970939 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:45:52 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4970629 FAIL

DennyCrane

]]> 11:374571:c4970629 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:33:45 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4970613 In the Stephen Glass version, Flannery vandalizes Hugh's home page with "the big bad bionic boy has been here baby!" and then gets every back issue of Playboy in a deal with Jukt Micronics.

Wyshynski

]]> 11:374571:c4970613 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:33:18 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4970492 In James Frey's version of the store he fights Hugh Douglas gets arrested, thrown in jail, becomes an acholic and screams at Hollis Thomas.

HugsFromHarold

]]> 11:374571:c4970492 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:28:58 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4970465 Make that Ezquiel Astacio

7th Floor King Dingaling

]]> 11:374571:c4970465 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:28:17 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4970364 The stories should be much better than this.

One of my friends used to cover the Astros minor league team in Round Rock. One day Pedro Astacio walks by naked. Another reporter looks at my friend and says "That's a jump rope man...a jump rope." So next time (if ever) you see Astacio pitching, realize that he is at least 12 more inches of man than you.

7th Floor King Dingaling

]]> 11:374571:c4970364 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:25:30 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4970313 @The Diesel: I think your reply was to Mickelsons Man Boobs, but thanks anyway for the name check.

Silky John-STON!

]]> 11:374571:c4970313 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:23:26 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4970190 so...how about that future mrs. andy roddick, eh?

Laser Guided

]]> 11:374571:c4970190 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:19:53 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4970103 @the earl of weaver: No it doesn't. If it read like a Shyamalan script, Hugh Douglas would be revealed to be dead/an alien/living in an isolated colony in the present day, and a glass of water would fall from Paul Flannery's hand and shatter on the floor in slow motion.

Clare

]]> 11:374571:c4970103 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:17:02 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4969993 You fucked his mother's asshole? Paul, you got off easy.

Twice.

G.G.

]]> 11:374571:c4969993 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:14:14 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4969893 I'll reread this post after I get cheesed. Has to be better after that.

Fat-Fat

]]> 11:374571:c4969893 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:12:01 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4969853 This story would have been better had it been accompanied by video of cheese steaks being made.

dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac

]]> 11:374571:c4969853 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:11:27 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4969801 HUH.
----------------------
SENT FROM MY BLACKBERRY WIRELESS

LenPasquarelli'sStretchMarks

]]> 11:374571:c4969801 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:10:15 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4969799 Slowly I turned...step by step...inch by inch...

McCroskey

]]> 11:374571:c4969799 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:10:13 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4969761 Wouldn't a good journalist have investigated why Douglas was so pissed off at him? Just wondering.

Chamomiles Davis

]]> 11:374571:c4969761 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:09:27 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4969591 This totally reminds me of the time that I was in an elevator with Phil Jackson at the Anaheim Hilton.

I told him "good luck against the Clippers tonight, Coach". He said "thanks".

Then I had lunch at the restaurant in the cafe downstairs.

PeteJayhawk

]]> 11:374571:c4969591 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:05:47 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4969584 I bet Hollis Thomas was INTO IT!!!

Maybe Next Season

]]> 11:374571:c4969584 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:05:12 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4969563 So then you wrote that Hollis Thomas was Hugh Douglass' bitch, right? Just to smooth things over.

Whitey Fisk

]]> 11:374571:c4969563 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:04:39 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4969524 The screaming was because Hollis Thomas broke his foot while sneaking up behind the guy.

André Roussimoff

]]> 11:374571:c4969524 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:03:04 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4969358 What happened was this: Hollis snuck up behind me

How the fuck did this happen? Is Koy Detmer that engrossing?

thetaxman

]]> 11:374571:c4969358 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:57:43 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4969286 We all know why Hugh Douglas wanted to kill him now. He probably read one of his articles.

jwaves2007

]]> 11:374571:c4969286 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:55:36 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4969254 I just can't stop reading this over and over again. Hoping there'll be a different ending.

-Every Patriots fan

The Diesel

]]> 11:374571:c4969254 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:54:14 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4969195 @Silky John-STON!: WRONG! There's no way B.D.D. would spring from the bushes to scold any spinners who didn't agree with everything he wrote.

Oh wait.



The Diesel

]]> 11:374571:c4969195 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:52:11 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4969194 This read like an M. Night Shyamalan script.

the earl of weaver

]]> 11:374571:c4969194 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:52:10 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4969178 You should have said that you roll with me. [www.jetnation.com]

/TheReal81

That-Dude

]]> 11:374571:c4969178 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:51:35 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4969164 @twoeightnine: +1.

I, for one, would like to see this series continue. It's got potential. Let's not Bionic Woman 2008 this thing yet.

Wyshynski

]]> 11:374571:c4969164 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:51:18 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4969158 @Weed Against Speed: Or the ever provocative "I'd rather be an asshole, then a whole ass like you!"

Hit Bull Win Steak

]]> 11:374571:c4969158 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:51:08 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4969135 Throw a drug-addled and heavily armed Reid kid in here and you have some potential.

Carmen McFanzone

]]> 11:374571:c4969135 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:50:14 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4969119 Do they speak English in "what"? SAY "WHAT" ONE MORE MOTHERFUCKING TIME! I DARE YOU!!

That was the first thing i thought of when i read this. Am I the only one?

Burning River

]]> 11:374571:c4969119 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:50:00 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4969106 That Inquirer reporter pretty accurately captured the awesomeness of this story in his reaction.

Silky John-STON!

]]> 11:374571:c4969106 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:49:28 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4969087 @The Diesel: At least Big Daddy Drew would come tell us all to go fuck ourselves after we trashed his column

MickelsonsManBoobs

]]> 11:374571:c4969087 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:48:55 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4969076 Wow, I might owe Wientraub an apology. No I don't you both suck.

jwaves2007

]]> 11:374571:c4969076 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:48:36 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4969057 The Dark Side Of The Locker Room

Curiously, this story syncs perfectly to Pink Floyd.

GreatOdensRaven

]]> 11:374571:c4969057 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:48:01 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4969040 Nobody? Fine.

/shits pants

TheStarterWife

]]> 11:374571:c4969040 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:47:31 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4969033 @Chief Illiniwek: "So much potential and then the letdown. Are you sure this wasn't about:
*Ryan Leaf
*Todd Blackledge
*Eric Montross
*The other Canseco
*Big Daddy Drew
*Frank TV
*Candlebox
*Will Ferrell after "Old School."
*My prom night.

/fixed.










The Diesel

]]> 11:374571:c4969033 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:47:21 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4969027 @Secret Identity: Was Mom cooking chicken and collard greens?

Jews For Purple Jesus

]]> 11:374571:c4969027 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:47:13 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4969004 @Lady Andrea: "Boo" to the story, "Boo-urns" to the column.

GreatOdensRaven

]]> 11:374571:c4969004 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:46:24 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4968973 Well, it could have been worse, and by "it", I mean "the incident with Hugh Douglas". Also, it could have been better, and by "it", I mean "this story".

MattinglysSideburns

]]> 11:374571:c4968973 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:45:21 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4968945 Where's Lisa Olsen when ya need her? Perhaps we can have Dave Kingman offer tips on media management?

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> 11:374571:c4968945 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:44:39 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4968943 Douglas and Thomas probably had too much to drink in late December, one thing led to another, and Hugh Douglas spent Christmas in Hollis.

Secret Identity

]]> 11:374571:c4968943 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:44:36 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4968938 @Weed Against Speed:

Yes, but an especially smug one.

Gourmet Spud

]]> 11:374571:c4968938 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:44:26 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4968927 The Aristocrats!

twoeightnine

]]> 11:374571:c4968927 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:44:12 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4968919 FUCK...ASS! Fucking Masshole.

Packy

]]> 11:374571:c4968919 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:43:53 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4968900 Stay tuned for tomorrow's dramatic conclusion and see what happens when a reporter asks Big Jon Runyan to repeat a statement because it was inaudible. (Here's a hint: He politely repeats it then puts his clothes on and leaves.).

Bob Loblaw

]]> 11:374571:c4968900 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:43:22 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4968881 Should've started with Steve Serby's encounter with Richard Todd.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:374571:c4968881 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:42:31 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4968875 Where the hell was Mamula when this was happening?

Chief Wahoo

]]> 11:374571:c4968875 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:42:24 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4968849 Did Paul's mom call Hugh's mom to help works things out afterwards?

MickelsonsManBoobs

]]> 11:374571:c4968849 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:41:20 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4968828 @GreatOdensRaven: it's not a bad column, per se, but maybe they should've led off with a better story.

Lady Andrea

]]> 11:374571:c4968828 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:40:38 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4968827 @Gourmet Spud: It will sound like a Penthouse Forum letter, right?

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:374571:c4968827 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:40:37 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4968785 I would have went with "it takes one to know one".

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:374571:c4968785 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:39:23 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4968773 I'm looking forward to Peter Vescey's story about the time a naked Shaq spun around too quick and dislocated his jaw.

Gourmet Spud

]]> 11:374571:c4968773 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:38:57 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4968767 I once saw Keyshawn Johnson in a casino playing $250 a hand of blackjack, then Hollis Thomas screamed inches from my right ear.

LesMilesIsAMouthyDouche

]]> 11:374571:c4968767 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:38:49 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4968717 I liked the ending about as much as I liked it when Bill Murray whispered in Scarlett's ear. Not telling me what is yelled/whispered isn't nuanced writing. It's lazy. You motherfucking asshole.

Slothrop

]]> 11:374571:c4968717 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:37:37 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4968701 Did Hugh ask "What does Marcellus Wallace look like?"

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:374571:c4968701 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:37:19 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4968691 In the movie version of this story, Hugh Douglas (Bobby DiNero) follows around Flannery and his family (Played by Nick Nolte, Jessica Lange, and Juliette Lewis) -- and it's entertaining.

BigTDog

]]> 11:374571:c4968691 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:37:08 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4968683 So much potential and then the letdown. Are you sure this story wasn't about Mark Prior?

Chief Illiniwek

]]> 11:374571:c4968683 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:36:57 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4968659 Guest Lecturer Series > Dark Side of the Locker Room

I hope this was an April Fool's Joke

MickelsonsManBoobs

]]> 11:374571:c4968659 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:35:57 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4968639 invisible Philly Cheesepenis

VidaBlueBalls

]]> 11:374571:c4968639 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:35:12 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4968638 Congrats Paul. You have something in common with Terrell Owens.

Jews For Purple Jesus

]]> 11:374571:c4968638 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:35:09 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4968625 @ghostsoftheSCupcountry: Try shrunken...idiot.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> 11:374571:c4968625 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:34:46 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4968622 What the hell? Did they teach why exposition is a waste of your fucking time in college too?

Great premise, but so meager in execution.

Tom_Bradys_Abortion

]]> 11:374571:c4968622 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:34:34 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4968618 @The Fan's Attic: What happened was this: Hollis snuck up behind me and held his penis mere inches from my right ear.

/fixed

TomDaddyDollars

]]> 11:374571:c4968618 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:34:29 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4968601 It's funny because they're large and black.

Captain Caveman

]]> 11:374571:c4968601 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:34:03 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4968598 I would've just laughed at his steriod-shurken nuts...but I have a death-wish.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> 11:374571:c4968598 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:33:57 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4968591 This one time, Hugh Douglas got mad, and Hollis Thomas screamed.

(kicks dust)

That is all.

muggsybogues

]]> 11:374571:c4968591 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:33:41 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4968570 @Tuffy: I definitely wasn't expecting that anybody would stand around and wait for Koy Detmer.

TomDaddyDollars

]]> 11:374571:c4968570 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:32:45 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4968554 This column from Deadspin just looked at me and said, "Meh."

/fixed

GreatOdensRaven

]]> 11:374571:c4968554 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:32:16 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4968547 You know what? Paul Flannery really is a motherfucking asshole. +1, Hugh Douglas.

LeNoceur

]]> 11:374571:c4968547 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:32:09 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4968529 @TomDaddyDollars: I agree...great premise for a recurring post...just needs better stories. Perhaps if they could posted anonymously there could be better stories.

The Fan’s Attic

]]> 11:374571:c4968529 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:31:35 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4968526 If you were Rhea Hughes you could have just flashed some nipple to shut him up. That or a turkey leg.

Civil Negligence

]]> 11:374571:c4968526 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:31:34 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4968522 That's what you get for crossing The Badassador.

Also, how fucking annoying is Hollis Thomas?

ArkansasFred

]]> 11:374571:c4968522 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:31:22 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4968503 and now i want to kill myself.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction

]]> 11:374571:c4968503 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:30:50 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4968497 I... I don't know. I was just expecting more penis, is all.

Tuffy

]]> 11:374571:c4968497 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:30:40 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4968490 Wow. After that spine-tingler I'm beginning to side with Hugh Douglas.

GibbonJockey

]]> 11:374571:c4968490 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:30:26 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4968479 Fuck HUGH!! (better comeback than "what")

martyfunkhauser

]]> 11:374571:c4968479 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:30:01 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4968476 Are you sure they didn't say "WHERE'S MAMULA?!!"

The Fan’s Attic

]]> 11:374571:c4968476 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:29:53 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4968462 I read the opener, and then I read "mere inches from my right ear."
And then I went back and read the whole thing. What a letdown.

TomDaddyDollars

]]> 11:374571:c4968462 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:29:24 EDT <![CDATA[Hugh Douglas Wants To Kill Me]]> http://deadspin.com/374571/hugh-douglas-wants-to-kill-me#c4968454 What did Hollis scream? Something about a jerk store?

Gourmet Spud

]]> 11:374571:c4968454 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:29:12 EDT