Red Sox Fans, Spread Among The 100,000. What Could Go Wrong? - Deadspin Comments

Red Sox Fans, Spread Among The 100,000. What Could Go Wrong?

supermike5alive — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:49:16 EDT

we don't get Mexicans in Boston.

it's all PR up here, puto.

supermike5alive

Red Sox Fans, Spread Among The 100,000. What Could Go Wrong?

Chief Wahoo — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:11:34 EDT

To be fair, it was the first time many of the Sox fans had seen a Mexican.

Chief Wahoo

Red Sox Fans, Spread Among The 100,000. What Could Go Wrong?

BoeheimIsMySavior — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:02:16 EDT

@ASox: I have to agree - I've seen better fights in front of Penn Station on a random Tuesday morning.

BoeheimIsMySavior

Red Sox Fans, Spread Among The 100,000. What Could Go Wrong?

Sandy Magic Jackson — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:56:10 EDT

@TheStarterWife: Aw, they gave away antenna balls? Nothing's as classic as the 76 station ones we used to get back in the day, but KCAL ones... (whistles)... nice...

Sandy Magic Jackson

Red Sox Fans, Spread Among The 100,000. What Could Go Wrong?

Patchy Drizzle — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:42:36 EDT

@Little Lebowski Urban Achiever: Eddie drank what and passed out where?

Patchy Drizzle

Red Sox Fans, Spread Among The 100,000. What Could Go Wrong?

twoeightnine — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:38:07 EDT

I like that the word drunk was not added to Red Sox fans.

twoeightnine

Red Sox Fans, Spread Among The 100,000. What Could Go Wrong?

TheStarterWife — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:36:01 EDT

@Sandy Magic Jackson: It was a lot of Dodger on Dodger crime.

(And theft. Theft of the Dodger flags.)

TheStarterWife

Red Sox Fans, Spread Among The 100,000. What Could Go Wrong?

Little Lebowski Urban Achievers — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:25:19 EDT

Will's implying that a Red Sox fan does not need to be drunk to deserve an ass kicking.

huh.

Little Lebowski Urban Achievers

Red Sox Fans, Spread Among The 100,000. What Could Go Wrong?

EggandCheeseonaRoll — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:25:13 EDT

Aaaright tommy, I guess I'll meet you at the cah.

EggandCheeseonaRoll

Red Sox Fans, Spread Among The 100,000. What Could Go Wrong?

Sandy Magic Jackson — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:23:25 EDT

Oh jesus, it's the esses I grew up around versus the white hats I went to school with. As long as no one survives, everyone wins.

Sandy Magic Jackson

Red Sox Fans, Spread Among The 100,000. What Could Go Wrong?

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:13:35 EDT

Is this title rhetorical? Or do we have to start naming things that could go wrong? Because that could take awhile

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

Red Sox Fans, Spread Among The 100,000. What Could Go Wrong?

gunga galunga gunga - gunga galunga — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:11:34 EDT

Needs more Jonathan Roy.

gunga galunga gunga - gunga galunga

Red Sox Fans, Spread Among The 100,000. What Could Go Wrong?

MattinglysSideburns — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:10:34 EDT

Wait, so Kevin Bacon knew that Sean Penn killed Tim Robbins, right?

MattinglysSideburns

Red Sox Fans, Spread Among The 100,000. What Could Go Wrong?

FThat — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:09:11 EDT

The fight was started by some banditos who were too short to be seen from ten rows up.

FThat

Red Sox Fans, Spread Among The 100,000. What Could Go Wrong?

tater — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:08:57 EDT

@Summer-of-George:
Yeah I though it was still called "Indian Territory".

tater

Red Sox Fans, Spread Among The 100,000. What Could Go Wrong?

Johnny LaRue — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:08:28 EDT

@Little Lebowski Urban Achiever: no, I think several USF basketball players are now worried they may be coached by this reject, too.

Johnny LaRue

Red Sox Fans, Spread Among The 100,000. What Could Go Wrong?

Doyle McPoyle — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:06:48 EDT

@Rob Iracane: Tommy LaSorda's on the case...

...right after this hoagie.

Doyle McPoyle

Red Sox Fans, Spread Among The 100,000. What Could Go Wrong?

Summer-of-George — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:05:51 EDT

@Little Lebowski Urban Achiever:

What's a "oklahoma"?

Summer-of-George

Red Sox Fans, Spread Among The 100,000. What Could Go Wrong?

blastitbiggs — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:05:29 EDT

Meanwhile, in the midst of all that, a woman pees in the stands.

blastitbiggs

Red Sox Fans, Spread Among The 100,000. What Could Go Wrong?

parker91 — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:05:22 EDT

@Rob Iracane: I think it was the same kid who called for a medic in the trampoline basketball video.

parker91

Red Sox Fans, Spread Among The 100,000. What Could Go Wrong?

metroville — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:04:58 EDT

"Once-in-a-lifetime" game or not, that--and the 500 or so other fights that didn't make it onto YouTube--is precisely why I opted to stay far away from the Coliseum on Saturday.

(And seriously, anonymous Doyer fan who shot that thing: Your guerrilla filmmaking skills leave much to be desired. )

metroville

Red Sox Fans, Spread Among The 100,000. What Could Go Wrong?

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:04:46 EDT

"Say chowdah"

"chowder"

"no CHOWDAH"

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

Red Sox Fans, Spread Among The 100,000. What Could Go Wrong?

DeepFriar — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:03:33 EDT

The only thing assaulted here was my sense of fashion. Check the silver rectangle cowboy hat at 55 seconds.
/jeze'd

DeepFriar

Red Sox Fans, Spread Among The 100,000. What Could Go Wrong?

Rob Iracane — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:03:01 EDT

I think I heard someone yell "Get help!" Who exactly is going to help and what exactly are they going to help?

Rob Iracane

Red Sox Fans, Spread Among The 100,000. What Could Go Wrong?

Little Lebowski Urban Achiever — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:01:40 EDT

Threadjack/

ESPN reports a source close to the Oklahoma State program said Sean Sutton is going to resign. I bet I'm the only one that cares though.

/End threadjack

Little Lebowski Urban Achiever

Red Sox Fans, Spread Among The 100,000. What Could Go Wrong?

G.G. — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:01:15 EDT

Meanwhile, a lone Reggie Jackson staggered towards the dugout bleachers, muttering incoherently about killing a queen.

G.G.

Red Sox Fans, Spread Among The 100,000. What Could Go Wrong?

Stay Away From Oprah — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 12:59:13 EDT

They should just relax. There's plenty of Alyssa Milano to go around... and around... and around.

/Alyssa Milano is like a record

Stay Away From Oprah

Red Sox Fans, Spread Among The 100,000. What Could Go Wrong?

Balls State Explorer — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 12:58:52 EDT

In defense of Red Sox fans, and I never thought I'd be writing those words, my friend and I wearing A's gear were surrounded by them in the Tokyo Dome, and they were pretty cool. One guy even said, "I like the A's. They have haaaaaht." I guess the filter of 8000 miles will do that.

Balls State Explorer

Red Sox Fans, Spread Among The 100,000. What Could Go Wrong?

CIALIS COOPER — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 12:58:07 EDT

Is this the reason that you still can't get a decent burrito in Boston?

CIALIS COOPER

Red Sox Fans, Spread Among The 100,000. What Could Go Wrong?

MitchKayak — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 12:57:44 EDT

back and to the left....back and too the left...

MitchKayak

Red Sox Fans, Spread Among The 100,000. What Could Go Wrong?

jwaves2007 — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 12:57:09 EDT

That gave me a siezure just watching it. Nice camera work Zapruder.

jwaves2007

Red Sox Fans, Spread Among The 100,000. What Could Go Wrong?

muggsybogues — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 12:56:03 EDT

This is why Sox fans can't have nice things.

muggsybogues

Red Sox Fans, Spread Among The 100,000. What Could Go Wrong?

shea_guevara — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 12:55:54 EDT

I'm amazed the Dodger fans didn't take off five punches into the brawl.

shea_guevara

Red Sox Fans, Spread Among The 100,000. What Could Go Wrong?

Civil Negligence — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 12:55:46 EDT

Needs more pink hats.

Civil Negligence

Red Sox Fans, Spread Among The 100,000. What Could Go Wrong?

Monkey Bidness — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 12:55:00 EDT

Was that footage from Doug Mirabelli's last colonoscopy?

Monkey Bidness

Red Sox Fans, Spread Among The 100,000. What Could Go Wrong?

The Fan’s Attic — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 12:54:15 EDT

@MeSoHornsby: Well done Quick Draw McGraw.

The Fan’s Attic

Red Sox Fans, Spread Among The 100,000. What Could Go Wrong?

TheStarterWife — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 12:54:06 EDT

Just one fight? Try dozens from where we were sitting.

TheStarterWife

Red Sox Fans, Spread Among The 100,000. What Could Go Wrong?

Weed Against Speed — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 12:53:49 EDT

"You might recognize this as the Coliseum, in a little city named Los Angeles, about Red Sox and Dodgers fans and their nightmare at an exhibition game. That night the L.A. chapter of the CSC Event Staff had their way. Tonight, it's my turn."

/Cable-Guyed

Weed Against Speed

Red Sox Fans, Spread Among The 100,000. What Could Go Wrong?

The Fan’s Attic — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 12:53:39 EDT

Worst. Fight. Video. Ever.

The Fan’s Attic

Red Sox Fans, Spread Among The 100,000. What Could Go Wrong?

Stev D — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 12:52:40 EDT

I checked that dudes IMDb's page- in addition to this he was in:

Florida Football Spring Scrimmage (2008) Pre-Production....Man harrasing coed
Red Wings v. Avalanche (2007)....Guy yelling "shit"
Buffalo Bills Tailgate (2004)....Guy with beerbong

Stev D

Red Sox Fans, Spread Among The 100,000. What Could Go Wrong?

ArkansasFred — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 12:52:19 EDT

Authorities are looking for the following suspects:

[www.toyexperts.com]

ArkansasFred

Red Sox Fans, Spread Among The 100,000. What Could Go Wrong?

MeSoHornsby — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 12:51:58 EDT

Worst. Fight video. Ever.

MeSoHornsby

Red Sox Fans, Spread Among The 100,000. What Could Go Wrong?

Lindsay Lohans Left Boob — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 12:51:49 EDT

Sully! Look at that prick! He's wick retaaaaaaahded!

You mother fucking bitch! I will best a cap in your motha fucking ass!

Ha...discriminating is fun.

Lindsay Lohans Left Boob

Red Sox Fans, Spread Among The 100,000. What Could Go Wrong?

The Trying Too Hard To Look Young Face — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 12:51:48 EDT

Hey! I 'm going to hit you because you're not white enough!

BJ Penn would have been proud of that rear naked choke takedown, for what's worth.

The Trying Too Hard To Look Young Face

Red Sox Fans, Spread Among The 100,000. What Could Go Wrong?

ASox — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 12:51:43 EDT

Most boring fight ever!

ASox

Red Sox Fans, Spread Among The 100,000. What Could Go Wrong?

How do I say this ... THROWDINI! — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 12:51:39 EDT

There were at least four fights in the my section, behind that left field screen. I blame it on the Raider fans who were having flashbacks to the times they could stab Charger fans with impunity. Fucking Raider fans.

How do I say this ... THROWDINI!