Which Golden Boy Will Get Wooden? - Deadspin Comments

Which Golden Boy Will Get Wooden?

Sherrill-Theory — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:55:20 EDT

@TomDaddyDollars: It was a Beano Cook joke -- and I screwed it up anyway; Ron's last name is P-o-w-l-u-s.

/sigh

Sherrill-Theory

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Big Hairy Sack — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 16:50:55 EDT

Me's think that if Beasley gets it, he might be in more danger of assassination than Obama. Surely Bilas has a spare trench coat, can of mace and diapers laying around the house. I say, ROADTRIP!

Big Hairy Sack

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Pharmacoug — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 16:21:37 EDT

And....Kyle Weaver remains the most underrated player in America.

Pharmacoug

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Trizz Nathaniel — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:32:54 EDT

Curry might have just enough white in him to steal this one.

Trizz Nathaniel

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TomDaddyDollars — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:30:38 EDT

@Sherrill-Theory: Greg Paulus?

TomDaddyDollars

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Jackfruit — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:16:53 EDT

@Rob Iracane: this different coast must have inherently inferior sports teams as well

Jackfruit

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youstayclassy — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:13:12 EDT

The phrase 'Masturbatory Excess' almost doesn't go far enough in describing the silly hysteria surrounding post season awards.

/fuck hansbrough

youstayclassy

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Sherrill-Theory — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:12:58 EDT

Wasn't Ron Paulus an early favorite?

Sherrill-Theory

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Laser Guided — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:06:28 EDT

just give it to the quarterback of whoever wins

/heisman'd

Laser Guided

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Weed Against Speed — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:05:45 EDT

If I remember correctly, Pinocchio won the first Wooden Award.

Weed Against Speed

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martyfunkhauser — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:04:34 EDT

Now, even Wooden is showing UCLA no respect. How sad

martyfunkhauser

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Jews For Purple Jesus — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:03:29 EDT

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If only Bruce Pearl could borrow Bob Huggins suit for an interview with Ms. Andrews.

Jews For Purple Jesus

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Rob Iracane — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:03:12 EDT

It's almost as if Kevin Love played basketball in a different time zone on a different coast.

Rob Iracane

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Jackfruit — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:02:13 EDT

where's Love, he's gritty and determined...and white.

Jackfruit

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Gourmet Spud — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:01:26 EDT

@Camp Tiger Claw:

No matter who gets it, none of them will ever be the student-athlete I assume Tyron Lue was.

Gourmet Spud

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Sir Hotbod Handsomeface — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:58:13 EDT

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Can we accept Wooden? You could make a car out of it.. boats are woo- BOATS ARE WOOD! Yes! You've doubled your orphans!

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

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Camp Tiger Claw — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:56:09 EDT

I give Hansborough the edge on hustle and grit, Beasley the edge on natural athleticism... but Curry, if I hadn't seen his parents, I'd swear he has some of both.

Camp Tiger Claw

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HebrewHammer — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:54:11 EDT

I think the Los Angeles Athletic Club is a local Village People cover band. They are FABULOUS.

HebrewHammer

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Dead Wrestlers Society — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:53:40 EDT

Psycho T would have found a way to not only get off that last second 3-pointer but get fouled and deflower a Kansas cheerleader at the same time.

Dead Wrestlers Society

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Phony Gwynn — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:53:20 EDT

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Bill Walker would like to throw his towels into the ring.

Phony Gwynn

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Steve Trachsel, Ace — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:53:17 EDT

Im voting for Crystal Langhorne.

Steve Trachsel, Ace

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I Heart Poop — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:52:18 EDT

my vote's for jj redick. he's so fundamentally sound.

I Heart Poop

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Carlton_Whitfield — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:52:08 EDT

God, Tyler is working so hard in that photo!

Carlton_Whitfield

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Gourmet Spud — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:50:42 EDT

Hey! The Wooden Award stole that design from a Pet Shop Boys video!

Gourmet Spud

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7-8 Deville — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:49:28 EDT

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dude, that tag sounds like a game that's played at Neverland Ranch after a couple of jesus juices.

7-8 Deville

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Cialis Cooper — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:49:09 EDT

Why don't they just give it to 5 guys as the top of the trophy would lead you to believe is the case anyway?

Cialis Cooper

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MattinglysSideburns — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:47:57 EDT

Looking at the trophy makes Graham James wish he coached basketball.

MattinglysSideburns

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Drew Magary — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:47:06 EDT

IT'S HANSBRAH, BRAH! HANSBRAH!!!!

Drew Magary