<![CDATA[The Deer Penis Diaries - Deadspin Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[The Deer Penis Diaries - Deadspin Comments]]> http://deadspin.com Tue, 01 Apr 2008 20:48:56 EDT Tue, 01 Apr 2008 20:48:56 EDT http://deadspin.com/374648/the-deer-penis-diaries <![CDATA[The Deer Penis Diaries]]> http://deadspin.com/374648/the-deer-penis-diaries#c4976756 In other news, Kaz Tadano has decided to skip the Games because he was afraid that Veni's son in his mouth would be frowned upon.

/cheap pun

JoeyBellesGPS

]]> 11:374648:c4976756 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 20:48:56 EDT <![CDATA[The Deer Penis Diaries]]> http://deadspin.com/374648/the-deer-penis-diaries#c4975829 In related news, Indiana is trying to crean up its program:

[sports.espn.go.com]

[/Wang Chung'd]

Barry Lutz

]]> 11:374648:c4975829 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 19:43:51 EDT <![CDATA[The Deer Penis Diaries]]> http://deadspin.com/374648/the-deer-penis-diaries#c4975350 @Sucko-T: I see what you are doeing there.

Laser Guided

]]> 11:374648:c4975350 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 19:09:07 EDT <![CDATA[The Deer Penis Diaries]]> http://deadspin.com/374648/the-deer-penis-diaries#c4975294 But you can still lick toads, right?

Scout

]]> 11:374648:c4975294 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 19:04:57 EDT <![CDATA[The Deer Penis Diaries]]> http://deadspin.com/374648/the-deer-penis-diaries#c4975231 Well there goes Yi's incentive for staying with the Bucks.

Natrone Means Business

]]> 11:374648:c4975231 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 18:59:26 EDT <![CDATA[The Deer Penis Diaries]]> http://deadspin.com/374648/the-deer-penis-diaries#c4975192 [www.youtube.com]

Matt Saracen

]]> 11:374648:c4975192 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 18:56:56 EDT <![CDATA[The Deer Penis Diaries]]> http://deadspin.com/374648/the-deer-penis-diaries#c4975007 @ghostsoftheSCupcountry: Biggity?
(you have to say as Doug McKenzie to really do it right)


Mr. Bigglesworth

]]> 11:374648:c4975007 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 18:42:29 EDT <![CDATA[The Deer Penis Diaries]]> http://deadspin.com/374648/the-deer-penis-diaries#c4974951 Hey, they only cost a buck.

Sucko-T

]]> 11:374648:c4974951 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 18:38:48 EDT <![CDATA[The Deer Penis Diaries]]> http://deadspin.com/374648/the-deer-penis-diaries#c4974939 Western medicine and nutritional supplements are becoming more prevalent in China because they are rigorously tested by pharmaceutical companies and don't carry as much uncertainty as Chinese counterparts

I knew they were "cutting" my deer penis with baking soda!

hockalees

]]> 11:374648:c4974939 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 18:38:04 EDT <![CDATA[The Deer Penis Diaries]]> http://deadspin.com/374648/the-deer-penis-diaries#c4974802 @Doyle McPoyle:

/attends secret meeting of bankers to control wealth of entire human civilization

Secret Identity

]]> 11:374648:c4974802 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 18:29:27 EDT <![CDATA[The Deer Penis Diaries]]> http://deadspin.com/374648/the-deer-penis-diaries#c4974795 Wait, there are deer in China? I wonder if they also have sideways vaginas.

WoodBatsSteelBalls

]]> 11:374648:c4974795 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 18:29:05 EDT <![CDATA[The Deer Penis Diaries]]> http://deadspin.com/374648/the-deer-penis-diaries#c4974775 @Secret Identity: /sues American Apparel

Doyle McPoyle

]]> 11:374648:c4974775 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 18:27:44 EDT <![CDATA[The Deer Penis Diaries]]> http://deadspin.com/374648/the-deer-penis-diaries#c4974762 @Secret Identity: So, in sports terms, they're NOT playing for team turtleneck?

Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction

]]> 11:374648:c4974762 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 18:26:48 EDT <![CDATA[The Deer Penis Diaries]]> http://deadspin.com/374648/the-deer-penis-diaries#c4974755 This video makes so much more sense now.


+ Watch video



The Fan’s Attic

]]> 11:374648:c4974755 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 18:25:59 EDT <![CDATA[The Deer Penis Diaries]]> http://deadspin.com/374648/the-deer-penis-diaries#c4974728 For some reason, they have yet to put the McRib on the list.

Forkball

]]> 11:374648:c4974728 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 18:23:42 EDT <![CDATA[The Deer Penis Diaries]]> http://deadspin.com/374648/the-deer-penis-diaries#c4974715 Speaking of Burroughs, has anybody here seen Naked Lunch ? Man, that's one fucked up movie.

1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes

]]> 11:374648:c4974715 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 18:23:01 EDT <![CDATA[The Deer Penis Diaries]]> http://deadspin.com/374648/the-deer-penis-diaries#c4974710 Some one should fight this ruling in court, and then we'll have Deer Jurisprudence.

metroville

]]> 11:374648:c4974710 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 18:22:44 EDT <![CDATA[The Deer Penis Diaries]]> http://deadspin.com/374648/the-deer-penis-diaries#c4974693 @Le Kangourou de Kataroo is a sparkling and gorgeous size 00...:

Most Hollywood types are Jews, so I assume they're all cut.

/squirms neurotically
/adjusts glasses
/calls mother



Secret Identity

]]> 11:374648:c4974693 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 18:21:47 EDT <![CDATA[The Deer Penis Diaries]]> http://deadspin.com/374648/the-deer-penis-diaries#c4974634 "Say, an eight-point buck! No, wait a minute...it's nine."

Gourmet Spud

]]> 11:374648:c4974634 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 18:18:56 EDT <![CDATA[The Deer Penis Diaries]]> http://deadspin.com/374648/the-deer-penis-diaries#c4974626 @Doyle McPoyle: so this would be the director's cut?

Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction

]]> 11:374648:c4974626 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 18:18:18 EDT <![CDATA[The Deer Penis Diaries]]> http://deadspin.com/374648/the-deer-penis-diaries#c4974538 I used to know an old black guy that made Leopard Bone Wine in the trunk of his Cutlass.

Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter

]]> 11:374648:c4974538 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 18:13:27 EDT <![CDATA[The Deer Penis Diaries]]> http://deadspin.com/374648/the-deer-penis-diaries#c4974513 You are currently looking at the original, but banned ending to Bambi.

Doyle McPoyle

]]> 11:374648:c4974513 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 18:11:46 EDT <![CDATA[The Deer Penis Diaries]]> http://deadspin.com/374648/the-deer-penis-diaries#c4974468 ?

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> 11:374648:c4974468 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 18:09:16 EDT <![CDATA[The Deer Penis Diaries]]> http://deadspin.com/374648/the-deer-penis-diaries#c4974428 So cat is still legal? No biggity then.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> 11:374648:c4974428 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 18:07:20 EDT <![CDATA[The Deer Penis Diaries]]> http://deadspin.com/374648/the-deer-penis-diaries#c4974412 Tom Crean is going to Indiana. Fuck you later Queeny! I hope you Indiana fans enjoy having no low post presence.

Fat-Fat

]]> 11:374648:c4974412 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 18:06:44 EDT <![CDATA[The Deer Penis Diaries]]> http://deadspin.com/374648/the-deer-penis-diaries#c4974395 @Old No.7: but for ingesting a different kind of penis.

quick

]]> 11:374648:c4974395 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 18:06:03 EDT <![CDATA[The Deer Penis Diaries]]> http://deadspin.com/374648/the-deer-penis-diaries#c4974388 Yes, Can I have the deer dick burger, medium rare with swiss, fries and a coke? Supersize it, please.

THE hoi polloi

]]> 11:374648:c4974388 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 18:05:38 EDT <![CDATA[The Deer Penis Diaries]]> http://deadspin.com/374648/the-deer-penis-diaries#c4974374 In related news, A-Rod just quit the US Olympic baseball team.

Old No.7

]]> 11:374648:c4974374 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 18:05:07 EDT