<![CDATA[The Tao Of Fred Ex - Deadspin Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[The Tao Of Fred Ex - Deadspin Comments]]> http://deadspin.com Tue, 01 Apr 2008 17:54:58 EDT Tue, 01 Apr 2008 17:54:58 EDT http://deadspin.com/374787/the-tao-of-fred-ex <![CDATA[The Tao Of Fred Ex]]> http://deadspin.com/374787/the-tao-of-fred-ex#c4974209 Freddie Mitchell called me a motherfucking asshole.

And, um.... that's it.

1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes

]]> 11:374787:c4974209 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 17:54:58 EDT <![CDATA[The Tao Of Fred Ex]]> http://deadspin.com/374787/the-tao-of-fred-ex#c4973858 So, even out-of-work receivers pull better gap than the Cardinals' starting QB... How sad

BarbarobicsInstructor

]]> 11:374787:c4973858 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 17:37:49 EDT <![CDATA[The Tao Of Fred Ex]]> http://deadspin.com/374787/the-tao-of-fred-ex#c4973818 Ah yes Clooney....

Does anyone else here feel like me in that I want to watch Leatherheads just to see John Krasinski punch him in the face?

tater

]]> 11:374787:c4973818 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 17:36:00 EDT <![CDATA[The Tao Of Fred Ex]]> http://deadspin.com/374787/the-tao-of-fred-ex#c4973807 So THAT'S where all the white women at.

Old No.7

]]> 11:374787:c4973807 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 17:34:52 EDT <![CDATA[The Tao Of Fred Ex]]> http://deadspin.com/374787/the-tao-of-fred-ex#c4973771 USC cheerleaders = boing
[i17.photobucket.com]

cowbell204

]]> 11:374787:c4973771 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 17:32:33 EDT <![CDATA[The Tao Of Fred Ex]]> http://deadspin.com/374787/the-tao-of-fred-ex#c4973740 Clooney:

You've come a long way from Natalie and Tootie.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:374787:c4973740 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 17:30:46 EDT <![CDATA[The Tao Of Fred Ex]]> http://deadspin.com/374787/the-tao-of-fred-ex#c4973714 Freddie Mitchell never was the same after he lost everything in that FedEx lawsuit.

Flαmεtown

]]> 11:374787:c4973714 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 17:29:20 EDT <![CDATA[The Tao Of Fred Ex]]> http://deadspin.com/374787/the-tao-of-fred-ex#c4973713 @Carlton_Whitfield: @WoodBatsSteelBalls: I think he is.

War Penguin

]]> 11:374787:c4973713 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 17:29:14 EDT <![CDATA[The Tao Of Fred Ex]]> http://deadspin.com/374787/the-tao-of-fred-ex#c4973680 @Carlton_Whitfield:
Think about it...there are only two things you can do in a teepee and they are both fun.

tater

]]> 11:374787:c4973680 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 17:27:26 EDT <![CDATA[The Tao Of Fred Ex]]> http://deadspin.com/374787/the-tao-of-fred-ex#c4973679 Fred showed up to the party with Brady Quinn and Julius Jones

I'm sure they posed for photos by grabbing each others crotches.

Jews For Purple Jesus

]]> 11:374787:c4973679 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 17:27:22 EDT <![CDATA[The Tao Of Fred Ex]]> http://deadspin.com/374787/the-tao-of-fred-ex#c4973672 @Weed Against Speed: @Peter Cavan: I guess that would be considered a natural commenting hat trick?

BarbarobicsInstructor

]]> 11:374787:c4973672 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 17:26:59 EDT <![CDATA[The Tao Of Fred Ex]]> http://deadspin.com/374787/the-tao-of-fred-ex#c4973662 @Carlton_Whitfield: Here is the shirt [www.orangeplus.co.kr]

WoodBatsSteelBalls

]]> 11:374787:c4973662 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 17:26:30 EDT <![CDATA[The Tao Of Fred Ex]]> http://deadspin.com/374787/the-tao-of-fred-ex#c4973630 @Carlton_Whitfield: I Wanna Make Peepee in a Teepee?

Isn't that taking his hate for the Washington Redskings a bit too far?

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:374787:c4973630 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 17:24:54 EDT <![CDATA[The Tao Of Fred Ex]]> http://deadspin.com/374787/the-tao-of-fred-ex#c4973616 Is he wearing a "I Wanna Make Love in a Tepee" shirt?

WoodBatsSteelBalls

]]> 11:374787:c4973616 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 17:24:25 EDT <![CDATA[The Tao Of Fred Ex]]> http://deadspin.com/374787/the-tao-of-fred-ex#c4973591 @Dead Air ummm Dead Air: Or Daulerio if I knew how to proofread.

Dead Air ummm Dead Air

]]> 11:374787:c4973591 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 17:23:24 EDT <![CDATA[The Tao Of Fred Ex]]> http://deadspin.com/374787/the-tao-of-fred-ex#c4973592 Any thoughts on what FredEx's shirt says? Something about a tepee?

Carlton_Whitfield

]]> 11:374787:c4973592 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 17:23:24 EDT <![CDATA[The Tao Of Fred Ex]]> http://deadspin.com/374787/the-tao-of-fred-ex#c4973589 This photo would be infinitely more amusing if it had Chase Utley and some pop-up video bubbles in it.

Clare

]]> 11:374787:c4973589 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 17:23:16 EDT <![CDATA[The Tao Of Fred Ex]]> http://deadspin.com/374787/the-tao-of-fred-ex#c4973574 I thought Marissa Cooper died in a car crash?

Secret Identity

]]> 11:374787:c4973574 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 17:22:47 EDT <![CDATA[The Tao Of Fred Ex]]> http://deadspin.com/374787/the-tao-of-fred-ex#c4973573 See that Gucci hat???

That is why we're going to be stuck with an ESPN fashion show.

Fucking Gucci hats.

TheStarterWife

]]> 11:374787:c4973573 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 17:22:44 EDT <![CDATA[The Tao Of Fred Ex]]> http://deadspin.com/374787/the-tao-of-fred-ex#c4973564 Oh, you jokester, Leitch. Fred Ex with attractive women? Come on! We all know he's a loser. April Fools, indeed.

Dead Air ummm Dead Air

]]> 11:374787:c4973564 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 17:22:19 EDT <![CDATA[The Tao Of Fred Ex]]> http://deadspin.com/374787/the-tao-of-fred-ex#c4973562 GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY LIFE ALREADY YOU WASTE OF A FIRST ROUND PICK!!! AAAARRGHGHGHGGGHH!!!!!

ArkansasFred

]]> 11:374787:c4973562 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 17:22:17 EDT <![CDATA[The Tao Of Fred Ex]]> http://deadspin.com/374787/the-tao-of-fred-ex#c4973532 That button is under a considerable amount of stress. The G-forces must be incredible!

Peter Cavan

]]> 11:374787:c4973532 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 17:20:58 EDT <![CDATA[The Tao Of Fred Ex]]> http://deadspin.com/374787/the-tao-of-fred-ex#c4973533 Damn you last button! Why can't you be like the others?

BarbarobicsInstructor

]]> 11:374787:c4973533 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 17:20:58 EDT <![CDATA[The Tao Of Fred Ex]]> http://deadspin.com/374787/the-tao-of-fred-ex#c4973524 @tater: No kidding! She can't even button her shirt.

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:374787:c4973524 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 17:20:48 EDT <![CDATA[The Tao Of Fred Ex]]> http://deadspin.com/374787/the-tao-of-fred-ex#c4973508 Vinny Cerrato thanks you for the number.

Christmas Ape

]]> 11:374787:c4973508 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 17:20:14 EDT <![CDATA[The Tao Of Fred Ex]]> http://deadspin.com/374787/the-tao-of-fred-ex#c4973484 That's the number for NAMBLA, isn't it?

Gourmet Spud

]]> 11:374787:c4973484 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 17:19:20 EDT <![CDATA[The Tao Of Fred Ex]]> http://deadspin.com/374787/the-tao-of-fred-ex#c4973477 Drunk chick in pic would also like to thank Fred-Ex's hands for being so great.

BruschisBrewsky

]]> 11:374787:c4973477 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 17:19:14 EDT <![CDATA[The Tao Of Fred Ex]]> http://deadspin.com/374787/the-tao-of-fred-ex#c4973470 I think "escort" is the operative word here. She looks like a 4 diamond girl, even for a fattie.

Slothrop

]]> 11:374787:c4973470 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 17:18:55 EDT <![CDATA[The Tao Of Fred Ex]]> http://deadspin.com/374787/the-tao-of-fred-ex#c4973464 Yes, no, definitely, hell no.

Juancho

]]> 11:374787:c4973464 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 17:18:46 EDT <![CDATA[The Tao Of Fred Ex]]> http://deadspin.com/374787/the-tao-of-fred-ex#c4973455 The football is like a one-man cold to FredEx. FredEx is the only one catching it, FredEx is the only one coming down with it.

Silky John-STON!

]]> 11:374787:c4973455 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 17:18:22 EDT <![CDATA[The Tao Of Fred Ex]]> http://deadspin.com/374787/the-tao-of-fred-ex#c4973450 There are "hot" chicks who photograph for that LastNightsParty, they drive real press and paparazzi nuts because they get in everybody else's shot all the damn time.

Juancho

]]> 11:374787:c4973450 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 17:18:09 EDT <![CDATA[The Tao Of Fred Ex]]> http://deadspin.com/374787/the-tao-of-fred-ex#c4973442 Jeez that lady he's hanging out with is fat!

tater

]]> 11:374787:c4973442 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 17:17:54 EDT