<![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> @MiggytheTiggy: While embarrassing, a sharting just would have required a trip to the 15-minute DL.

/praying for good MRI news

BklynJace

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> the Padres best pinch hitter would be Tony Clark, who is 1 for 1 pinch hitting this year.

I_can_still_pitch

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> @Sigerson: No, we Mets haven't played the Giants yet.

kayceebk

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> Pretty good for a team whose top pinch hitter is Jody Gerut.

No love for the aging Tony Clark? He's 1 for 1 w/an RBI

Seabass

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> So let me rub my eyes and get this straight. My Nats have beaten the popular favorite for the World Series (Braves), while the Mets lost to the worst of the NL (Marlins)?????

THERE IS A GOD.

Sigerson

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> Two days, two mentions of the Rangers? It's like we're an MLB team now!

Forkball

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> @Lady Andrea:

I can picture you as Judy Garland in A Star Is Born singing about "The Man Who Got Away".

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> @Chamomiles Davis: Damn.

OchentaYcinco

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> @hockalees:

You know, you'd have thought he'd have been a professional bowler instead.

JoeyBellesGPS

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> @UkraineNotWeak: I will also always carry a torch for Scott Rolen. It's just that if I ever see him, I'll use it.

OchentaYcinco

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> when I saw Pedro reach back, I thought he sharted

Babcocksure

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> @UkraineNotWeak: We here in Philly still carry torches for Scott Rolen, too. Along with pitchforks.

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> @tater: no, it is REALLY not.

@Summer-of-George: I was actually quite impressed with Lohse and McClellan last night. Flores got two HUGE strikeouts. Izzy looked alright. Seriously, it was just that one error.

@UkraineNotWeak: yes. And YAHTZEE!

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> @Lady Andrea:

You'll always carry a torch for Scott.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> @Lady Andrea:

Yeah, that throw was easy, the best part was when it was rolling to the backstop, I loved that part.

I must admit the Cards bullpen has some solid fellows in it…I had no idea how good Springer was last year, seriously relivers numbers don't get much better than that…and Flores little slider was nasty (Brad Hawpe just swung at it again).

Summer-of-George

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> @Lady Andrea:
I understand...rebounding with Troy Glaus isn't really going to solve your love of Scott Rolen.

tater

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> @Summer-of-George: uh, I'm lining up for Troy Tulowitzki. Seriously, I almost smooched my SI cover last week. He's so freakin' cute. And tall!

It just...it wasn't a hard throw! He had Troy beat! (Sorry, but he did.) Yadi is a great plate-blocker, all Troy had to do was lob it to him! I literally jumped off my bed and screamed that Rolen would've made it. Hell, Rolen would've made that throw with his broken finger. [pouts, stomps foot]

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> @Lady Andrea:

It's possible Tulo doesn't take off if Rolen is at third...but than again, he's a crazy bastard and probably would have, which is fine because he can do no wrong and has a free pass here in Colorado...seriously, we line up our daughters for him.

Summer-of-George

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> @tater: @Summer-of-George: this was my reaction: [www.bugsandcranks.com]

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> @Rob Iracane: You're a dish in red. True story.

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> Thanks for sucking at 35ft throws, Troy "I'm obviously the second best "Troy" behind Mr.Tulowitski now :(" Glaus.

/Rockies Fan

Summer-of-George

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> @kayceebk: Sorry for calling you a dummy. I do root for the Eagles.

@Lady Andrea: I just look good in red.

Rob Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> @Rob Iracane: When you address people as dummy, it's natural to assume you're a Phillies fan.

Crookednose

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> Dave Parker snorted both the first and third base lines for every home run in the 1979 season, so I don't see what the big deal would be.

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> @Rob Iracane: The Phils just picked up Rudy Seanez, so, um... hooray?

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> @Rob Iracane: considering that we've got pictures of you at Pants Parties in your Phillies hat, I don't know that "dummy" was quite appropriate. : )

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> Yeah last night was definitely an old hang with 'em.

/Keith Hernandez

Moletran

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> @UkraineNotWeak: It was an almost moot point after Wright hit the ball to the deepest part of the park.

@Rob Iracane: Sorry. You normally tend to back Philly, so I got confused.

kayceebk

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> How long until Kerry Wood hears a pop?

thefuseproject

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> @Secret Identity: Yes, apparently my seats are in the Beijing Olympic Stadium. No wonder they were so cheap. Also explains the loyalty oath I had to take to get them.

Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> @shea_guevara:

What bothered me more last night was the 11 men they left on. Game should've never gone to extra innings.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> Hey, if Dock Ellis can spin a no hitter on acid then why can't Hamilton snort some nose candy and smack some dingers?

EdFinnerty

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> @Secret Identity: That's the cost of the ticket.

Scout

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> Pedro Hears a Pop

I believe this was one of Dr. Seuss' lesser-known works, right?

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> No love for the Ya...

Oh, what's the point.

Chad Sexington

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> @kayceebk: I'm a Yankees fan, dummy.

Rob Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> @Rob Iracane: I'm sorry, your closers are Tom Gordon and Brad Lidge, right?

/stifling laughter

kayceebk

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> Shea-denfreude feels good.

Rob Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> @DeepFriar: Somewhere the littel guy's relatives are laughing gleefully over a Pedro doll with a pin sticking out of its thigh

Paul Zuvella

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> Luckily the Mets still play in the short bus league, so Santana and four warm arms should be enough to win their division.

Crookednose

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> @Chief Wahoo:

10 million rows? That's a lot of rows.

Secret Identity

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> @Doyle McPoyle: Save Pedro, Save the World?

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> @Weed Against Speed: In this case, hearing a snap and crackle would be much worse.

shea_guevara

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> @twoeightnine: Charlie Sheen has fallen off lately. By the looks of his belt accessories, he's had to take up a part-time gig as a stock boy at the local grocery.

theheckle

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> @UkraineNotWeak: The best part of last night? Keith Hernandez questioning Matt Wise's first high change just as Wise rears back for the second.

Oh well. Aaron Heilman's fastball's looking like the nastiest pitch in baseball two nights in a row, and we got Ollie tonight, and Maine opening the Braves series.

kayceebk

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> Pedro Hears A Pop

Well, that's the problem right there. He's been eating substandard Rice Krispies.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> It's Josh Hamilton, not John Hamilton. Unless of course the old actor actually hit the HR off of Putz. Though seeing as he's been dead for about 50 years, I dont know how much power the guy's got left.

Hit Bull Win Steak

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> @icanthelpitimfromboston: I thought we had a moratorium on Sox fans breeding!

Civil Negligence

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> And tonight I'll be 10m rows behind home plate at Yankee Stadium. First game of the year, yay!

Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> As a Boston fan, it still hurts me a little to see Pedro hurt, since I owe him my first born child.
I can't take it back now, I promised him.

icanthelpitimfromboston

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> Pedro's been hurt ever since Nelson de la Rosa left.
This is no coincidence

DeepFriar

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> @Afino: True, but I think he'll be a Hell of a Big League starter for a long time. Hence, I'd prefer the Braves keep him.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> So you're saying one of Josh Hamilton's "five-tools" might be a coke spoon?

hockalees

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> Pop goes the weasel, indeed.

BlueMenu

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> Are we sure that "pop" doesn't mean something different in espanol?

Civil Negligence

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> @shea_guevara:

My favorite comment from last night.

"Well, we already know the Marlin bullpen is better than the Met bullpen."

One bad pitch in six innings of relief doesn't mean your bullpen sucks.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> If only the Mets acquired another Cy Young-caliber pitcher in the offseason.

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> @Stev D: on the injured reserve for FIVE WEEKS
/exits with jazz hands

DeepFriar

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> @UkraineNotWeak:

I'm well aware of that, hence why I was actually on your side there.

I sounded like a Mets fan....

/takes shower

Afino

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> Troy Glaus Is No Scott Rolen

True I'd say it takes at least a month into the season before he gets mad at La Russa and injured.

tater

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> He could always get a job drinking Mr. Pewterschmidt's diabetic blood.

Green Weenie

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> That picture would be much better if the trainer's hand was on Pedro's ass and Pedro had his arm around the trainer.

MeSoHornsby

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> @sassydeerrun: Taking him to Tahiti Village for some R&R?

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> In other news, Kyle Farnsworth is booed during the Opening Day introductions. Yankee Fans are in mid-season form.

Jews For Purple Jesus

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> @shea_guevara: That is, 8 million more MINAYA ONLY HIRES SPANISH PLAYERS !!!1! rants. Somehow I posted before I was done.

shea_guevara

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> Twisted Testicle.

J-No

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> @UkraineNotWeak: Thank god it was Matt Wise who lost the game last night. If it was, say, Jorge Sosa or Pedro Feliciano, we'd have to endure 8 million more

shea_guevara

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> @Afino:

The last I looked both Maine and Perez won 15 last year.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> Why is Alan Thicke helping Pedro off the mound?

sassydeerrun

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> @Gourmet Spud:

That is why I tend to stay away from the comment boards on Met blogs. The level of insanity is beyond belief but they are good for an occasional laugh.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> Snake! Mongoose!

Matt_T

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> I also believe the lad's name is Josh Hamilton.

CardedForDissent

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> I haven't seen pitching like that since my musical, "Pitching Like That".

Stev D

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> I wonder what Shaughnessy has to say about this.

Check that. No I don't.

G Voll the Mole

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> No worries, the O-Pez dispenser's going tonight. What's he dispensing, you ask? JUSTICE.

Doyle McPoyle

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> @Afino: I would've notedd that, if my own team hadn't just lost on a walkoff homerun to Robert Andino.

shea_guevara

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> @ghostsoftheSCupcountry:

What exactly has Jurrjens proven in his major league career?

A lot less than John Maine has.

Afino

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> @UkraineNotWeak:
@shea_guevara:

We also would have accepted "you guys just lost and gave up 12 runs to the fucking PIRATES!"

Afino

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> ...all of our attempts to tell ourselves that the Mets' problems with age and infirmity were overblown lasted exactly 12 1/3 innings.

Professor - would you say it's time for Mets fans to crack each other's heads open, and feast on the goo inside?

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> I'd like to yoink Brooklyn Decker's groin.
/Hi-oooooooooooo

DennyCrane

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> I never wish for an injury to anyone, so my condolences to the Mets fans out there. But a Mets loss? I'd like 160 more of those, please.

Get well, Pedro. Then proceed to suck horribly.

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> @twoeightnine: I think he looks more like Hayden Panettiere's dad from Heroes.

Doyle McPoyle

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> But Pedro's cock is okay, right?

I mean his rooster, you pervs.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> I occasionally want to call Hamilton "Joey Belle", just for old time's sake.

THEGINOCIMOLICONSPIRACY

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> @Doyle McPoyle: True, but at least he appeared in a game for the Mets. I think I was a bachelor the last time Hampton pitched for the Braves. I overstate my case, but still.
@Afino: Well done, good sir. And yeah, I'd rather have Maine than anybody but Jurgens, Smoltz and Hudson.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> @Afino:

How's John Smoltz pitching? Oh wait, he's on the DL too.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> @Afino: Is Chipper gonna tell us to get our Yankee gear on again?

Monday was like having unbelievable, marathon, illegal-in-thirty-three-states sex with some chick you'd been pining for for years. And Tuesday was like waking up the next day and having her tell you she's got herpes and is now pregnant.

shea_guevara

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> "Hamilton, once again, heroically resisted the urge to snort the third base line at the end of his home run trot, for which we continue to salute him."

You must've missed the post-game handshakes out by the pitcher's mound when he had to be restrained from going to town on the rosin bag.

the earl of weaver

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> We Still Want To Call Him "Joey" Sometimes

I feel the same way about Albert Belle.

tater

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> @Doyle McPoyle: I knew Mike Hampton. I played with Mike Hampton. Mike Hampton was no Mike Hampton...

Al Czerviks Ride

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> Pedro - The Martin Havlat of baseball

MattMillenFanClub

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> That's what happens when you hire Charlie Sheen as your trainer.

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> Robert Andino. On pace for 81 home runs!

The Diesel

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> @ghostsoftheSCupcountry: We had our very own Mike Hampton. His name was Mike Hampton.

Doyle McPoyle

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> Yoinked? Did Homer pull his hamstring?

Sandy Magic Jackson

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> @ghostsoftheSCupcountry:

[deadspin.com]

I called this two days ago.

Afino

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> @Afino: I'd feel better if the Braves could beat a team that spends more time in cellars than most 3 speed bikes.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> We Still Want To Call Him "Joey" Sometimes

Apparently we also want to call him "John" sometimes.

Secret Identity

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> Re: Pedro's injury- Slow golf clap of approval. Finally, the Mets have their very own Mike Hampton.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[Pedro Hears A Pop]]> That sound you heard was the remainder of the Mets' bandwagon jumping off.

Afino

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