<![CDATA[The Playoffs Will Bend Your Wookie - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[The Playoffs Will Bend Your Wookie - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[The Playoffs Will Bend Your Wookie]]> @Secret Identity: and Tukka Rask is walking out (thanks again Ferguson)

dirty foreigner

]]> <![CDATA[The Playoffs Will Bend Your Wookie]]> So did you also see the refs completely hand the game to the Caps with Ovechkin getting preferential treatment?

RICH MOTHER FUCKING PEVERLEY!!!!!!!!

SonofSpurrier

]]> <![CDATA[The Playoffs Will Bend Your Wookie]]> @BabaOje: That show is captivating. Every NHL franchise should be able to watch their players try to cook. I think, in honor of the playoffs starting and the lingering hatred of those assholes in Detroit, they should devote a show to cooking octopus.

Patchy Drizzle

]]> <![CDATA[The Playoffs Will Bend Your Wookie]]> @The Curse of Harold Ballard's Bunker: We're getting into sniglet territory here.

The Verizon Center was awesome last night, although as someone in the press box noted: the crowd couldn't get its "MVP" chants in sync. But as I noted right back: "You'll have to excuse them...they're not used to this kind of thing."

Wyshynski

]]> <![CDATA[The Playoffs Will Bend Your Wookie]]> Actually, Guelph is the sound you make when you insert your foot into a bucket of yogurt.

/don't ask

The Curse of Harold Ballard’s Bunker

]]> <![CDATA[The Playoffs Will Bend Your Wookie]]> The hamburger dress needs a head.

the sieve

]]> <![CDATA[The Playoffs Will Bend Your Wookie]]> My ears are still ringing from the game in DC last night, but my goodness was it a great time.

blackaces

]]> <![CDATA[The Playoffs Will Bend Your Wookie]]> Now when Koivu gets back, nobody poke him in the eye, okay? He's real sensitive about that sort of thing this time of year.

Also, I don't want to be a dick here, but when Spezz is saying that Ottawa's still working really hard.... we don't have Komisarek. We don't have Streit. We don't have Koivu. That's our hard-nosed blueliners and our possession centerman. And we still shut out the 'best offense in the league'?

Sens fans aren't pushing the panic button. They're stomping up and down on it.

koivutoakill

]]> <![CDATA[The Playoffs Will Bend Your Wookie]]> who knew Semin could be so coarse?

that's what she said!

/michael scott

madktdisease

]]> <![CDATA[The Playoffs Will Bend Your Wookie]]> @Dany Heatley Speedwagon:

Andrew Raycroft IS walking through that door!

Secret Identity

]]> <![CDATA[The Playoffs Will Bend Your Wookie]]> @Robert Barone's Dog: Dang. I both love you and hate you right now.

Wyshynski

]]> <![CDATA[The Playoffs Will Bend Your Wookie]]> @Wyshynski: This is why I suck a poker.

Too much personal info.

Robert Barone’s Dog

]]> <![CDATA[The Playoffs Will Bend Your Wookie]]> Different angles of hamburger dress goodness...

[joykampia.com]

GreatOdensRaven

]]> <![CDATA[The Playoffs Will Bend Your Wookie]]> According to Wookieepidia, Chewbacca lived a long, long, time ago, so I don't know why he'd be wearing the jersey of an expansion team. He seems more like a Montreal Wanderers type of alien.

IfindUrlacherfaithdisturbing

]]> <![CDATA[The Playoffs Will Bend Your Wookie]]> You did it all for the Wookiee?

Hit Bull Win Steak

]]> <![CDATA[The Playoffs Will Bend Your Wookie]]> @IfindUrlacherfaithdisturbing: Yeah, or the giant plastic Big Gulp cup filled with Jack and Coke.

/Once got married in Florida.

Wyshynski

]]> <![CDATA[The Playoffs Will Bend Your Wookie]]> Nashville's comeback was not "miraculous." It was Hannu Toivenen pissing away a 3 goal lead, which is what we Blues fans call "routine."

WillieMcGeeForever

]]> <![CDATA[The Playoffs Will Bend Your Wookie]]> @Wyshynski:

Adding Hamburger head to the Hamburger body is my next project.

/continues sad life of photoshoping hamburger people, drinking and watching hockey

Summer-of-George

]]> <![CDATA[The Playoffs Will Bend Your Wookie]]> Patrick Lalime is not walking through that door!

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> <![CDATA[The Playoffs Will Bend Your Wookie]]> huh. guess that guy's hoping she sucks...

You would think that if someone titled a post "Hockey Babe Sexy Picture" they'd at least get more than the hockey and picture part right.

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[The Playoffs Will Bend Your Wookie]]> @twoeightnine: @Summer-of-George: Why do I smell puchuli when I look at that dress?

Wyshynski

]]> <![CDATA[The Playoffs Will Bend Your Wookie]]> @Senators Lost Cojones: Let the suicide watch begin. Who has the first shift? Afino I think I'm looking in your direction.

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> <![CDATA[The Playoffs Will Bend Your Wookie]]> @kayceebk: Actually, the beer selection at Verizon is shockingly refined....so I'll have to conclude that they sell reasonably well.

But I don't know if they'd let you sneak in a Coke bottle any sooner than a beer bottle.....for the love of God, whatever happened to the hip flask?

IfindUrlacherfaithdisturbing

]]> <![CDATA[The Playoffs Will Bend Your Wookie]]> @Wyshynski:

2nd Try
[i13.photobucket.com]


Summer-of-George

]]> <![CDATA[The Playoffs Will Bend Your Wookie]]> and I'd give Zach Parise a hug if it weren't journalistically and heterosexually irresponsible.

Okay, I'll do it then.

Shorty

]]> <![CDATA[The Playoffs Will Bend Your Wookie]]> @twoeightnine: aaaaaand every guy here just decided to go 'low carb'. heh.

Sculptor?!?I_just_met_her!

]]> <![CDATA[The Playoffs Will Bend Your Wookie]]> [laura.moncur.org]

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[The Playoffs Will Bend Your Wookie]]> [sexy-photo-blog.blogspot.com]

huh. guess that guy's hoping she sucks...

Sculptor?!?I_just_met_her!

]]> <![CDATA[The Playoffs Will Bend Your Wookie]]> @Gourmet Spud: Or, he could have put a porter into a coke bottle. . . but that would assume that a guy sneaking a beer into a hockey arena drinks good beer.

kayceebk

]]> <![CDATA[The Playoffs Will Bend Your Wookie]]> In the words of the KB, I wish grim death upon Milan Hejduk. And Forsberg. Especially Forsberg. And the goddamn Nashville Predators.

God, I need a drink.

the sieve

]]> <![CDATA[The Playoffs Will Bend Your Wookie]]> @Summer-of-George: Repost please. The link didn't work, and I'm starving for a hamburger.

Wyshynski

]]> <![CDATA[The Playoffs Will Bend Your Wookie]]> Greg, back away from the Buffalo News. It's worse for your health than growing up in NJ. I can summarize every article of the past year and predict all of this summer's with one phrase. 5 years, $25 million.

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[The Playoffs Will Bend Your Wookie]]> @crazyjoedavola: The Red Wings were played by the Grand Rapids Griffins for a stretch there about a month and a half ago...

Al Czerviks Ride

]]> <![CDATA[The Playoffs Will Bend Your Wookie]]> @Wyshynski:

How about Hamburger body?

[laura.moncur.org]

Summer-of-George

]]> <![CDATA[The Playoffs Will Bend Your Wookie]]> @Carlton_Whitfield: I approved. At least he is a hockey guy.

I have tickets to the Rangers-Bridgeport game tomorrow night. Can you be a spoiler when your entire team is from the AHL?

crazyjoedavola

]]> <![CDATA[The Playoffs Will Bend Your Wookie]]> @Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies: Dude, that is so fake. I mean, a field-hockey locker room with one locker? Not in my world, friend-o.

Wyshynski

]]> <![CDATA[The Playoffs Will Bend Your Wookie]]> @BabaOje:

I don't know, Arnie's chicken dish from a couple weeks ago looked fantasic.

Summer-of-George

]]> <![CDATA[The Playoffs Will Bend Your Wookie]]> @Wyshynski: BTW, a wookiee is a species, not a character.

You know, just making sure everyone is clear on that.

/shows himself out.

The Man with No Name

]]> <![CDATA[The Playoffs Will Bend Your Wookie]]> @crazyjoedavola: Crazyjoebuccigross?

Carlton_Whitfield

]]> <![CDATA[The Playoffs Will Bend Your Wookie]]> I'm coming to save the day


+ Watch video

HOLY SHIT



Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

]]> <![CDATA[The Playoffs Will Bend Your Wookie]]> @LeNoceur: Whatever you do, don't go to Turpin Saturn Saab. I heard they totally screw you on the Trucoat.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[The Playoffs Will Bend Your Wookie]]> @Wyshynski: Touche. I put myself out there for ridicule. Nevertheless, I am still your father.

The Man with No Name

]]> <![CDATA[The Playoffs Will Bend Your Wookie]]> Oilers Suck guy should buy one of those Pronger jerseys and wear it instead. Basically sends the same message.

Secret Identity

]]> <![CDATA[The Playoffs Will Bend Your Wookie]]> A wookiee in an Avalanche jersey? NBA guy has hot cheerleaders in some sort of animal print

Winner winner chicken dinner.

crazyjoedavola

]]> <![CDATA[The Playoffs Will Bend Your Wookie]]> @Wyshynski:..."Sorry, didn't get a chance to read this. I'm too busy searching Google images for a photo of Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Biel making out in front of a Columbus Blue Jackets pennant...ah, hockey journalism at its finest.

We would have settled for any decent boobage, if you couldn't find/photoshop the above referenced photo.

Sculptor?!?I_just_met_her!

]]> <![CDATA[The Playoffs Will Bend Your Wookie]]> "I don't think these teams like each other very much..."

Yeah, you could put it that way.

PenskeMaterial

]]> <![CDATA[The Playoffs Will Bend Your Wookie]]> @Doyle McPoyle: I had no idea McHale was going to bring it so strong today on the NBA Closer. This is why I suck a poker. Maybe I'm just riding high off Hayden-as-beer wench on Monday. Quick, someone post some broad with a hamburger on her head for me!

@Brad_Lee: I won't keep you in suspense. Here's how it ended:

Hollis snuck up behind me and let loose with a blood-curdling scream mere inches from my right ear. Then Hollis laughed. Then Hugh Douglas laughed. The end.

Wyshynski

]]> <![CDATA[The Playoffs Will Bend Your Wookie]]> @Afino: It's perfect.

Jehovahs Witness Protection Program

]]> <![CDATA[The Playoffs Will Bend Your Wookie]]> You can bet the house, the car, the kids and the dog that Daniel Briere will come through for Philadelphia in a victory tonight over Pittsburgh

I shall disagree politely.

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

]]> <![CDATA[The Playoffs Will Bend Your Wookie]]> Sakic is my co-pilot.

the earl of weaver

]]> <![CDATA[The Playoffs Will Bend Your Wookie]]> @parker91: Don't you wish you could go back in time? With all the knowledge you have now?

/Uncle Rico'd
/Bucky Gleason'd

Jehovahs Witness Protection Program

]]> <![CDATA[The Playoffs Will Bend Your Wookie]]> It's too bad Tom Boilerssuck doesn't live in Indiana. He could put his name on an Indiana jersey and make a funny.

blastitbiggs

]]> <![CDATA[The Playoffs Will Bend Your Wookie]]> @Wyshynski:
Not as smart as Yoda you are.

tater

]]> <![CDATA[The Playoffs Will Bend Your Wookie]]> @Senators Lost Cojones: Tell me about it. The very real possibility of not making the playoffs kept me up last night. Suicide watch is officially on.

poultry_in_motion

]]> <![CDATA[The Playoffs Will Bend Your Wookie]]> Oh, and when Briere doesn't come through tonight, I'm going to take his damn dog and punt it off a bridge.

/does that count as an Anchorman reference?

Afino

]]> <![CDATA[The Playoffs Will Bend Your Wookie]]> So did the guy make it in with his beer in a Gatorade bottle? I hate cliffhanger endings.

BradLee

]]> <![CDATA[The Playoffs Will Bend Your Wookie]]> @BabaOje: "What's this? Iron Chef Wolski just put a slab of Hejduk in the ice cream maker!"

Wyshynski

]]> <![CDATA[The Playoffs Will Bend Your Wookie]]> @parker91:

Yeah, but now he's got Campbell too, so that's an excuse to bring up the other two again.

This morning, I saw "Bucky Gleason" and "Chris Drury" in the same first line of an article and just skipped over it.

Afino

]]> <![CDATA[The Playoffs Will Bend Your Wookie]]> thanks to a little unpunished Paul Stastny interference on Luongo

That was to make up for a bullshit interference call on Foppa, thank you very much.

Phony Gwynn

]]> <![CDATA[The Playoffs Will Bend Your Wookie]]> The NBA closer has flexible dancers showing skin, and you fire back with Chewbacca in an Avs jersey?! Wyshynski, how could you?!

Doyle McPoyle

]]> <![CDATA[The Playoffs Will Bend Your Wookie]]> @MeSoHornsby: I'm not sure what an NHL is, but I'm with you on this

NBA Closer 1, NHL Closer 0

Little Lebowski Urban Achievers

]]> <![CDATA[The Playoffs Will Bend Your Wookie]]> @Jehovahs Witness Protection Program: I think it's in Bucky's contract to mention Drury and Briere in every column. The rest of us have already moved on.

parker91

]]> <![CDATA[The Playoffs Will Bend Your Wookie]]> Oh dear Lord. I am ill. Physically ill.

In fact, I may not survive the week. In that case, I am bequeathing my commenter account to my dog. He's funnier than I am anyway.

Senators Lost Cojones

]]> <![CDATA[The Playoffs Will Bend Your Wookie]]> Most Embarrassing Chewbacca Moments:
1. Star Wars Christmas Cartoon
2. Tarzan yell during Endor battle
3. Wears Avalanche jersey




blastitbiggs

]]> <![CDATA[The Playoffs Will Bend Your Wookie]]> @MeSoHornsby: Incorrect. Martin Gerber made the front page of the Sun.

poultry_in_motion

]]> <![CDATA[The Playoffs Will Bend Your Wookie]]> Wolski also kicked ass on Iron Chef Avalanche this week. This is also possibly the greatest idea for a TV show ever.

BabaOje

]]> <![CDATA[The Playoffs Will Bend Your Wookie]]> Does anyone know someplace I could get a good deal on a Saturn or Saab if I should happen to be in the Ottawa area?

LeNoceur

]]> <![CDATA[The Playoffs Will Bend Your Wookie]]> Boobies > Wookiees

McCroskey

]]> <![CDATA[The Playoffs Will Bend Your Wookie]]> It's a good thing that guy is a Flames fan. Otherwise his unusual last name might be totally irrelevant.

Carlton_Whitfield

]]> <![CDATA[The Playoffs Will Bend Your Wookie]]> I saw a guy try to sneak a beer into the game by pouring it into a (clear) Gatorade bottle, making it appear as though he was trying to smuggle his own urine through the turnstile.

Guy's buddy: "Dude, why don't you just use an Arizona Iced Tea bottle?"

Guy: "Because Arizona Iced Tea is for pussies, THAT's why!"

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[The Playoffs Will Bend Your Wookie]]> Buffalo media types are bitter because they don't write for a larger market in a warmer climate. Hence, their negativity.

Oh, and they're assholes, too. Bucky and Sully can choke on horse dick.

Jehovahs Witness Protection Program

]]> <![CDATA[The Playoffs Will Bend Your Wookie]]> I click on the NHL closer for the boobies, but today there are no boobies.

MeSoHornsby

]]> <![CDATA[The Playoffs Will Bend Your Wookie]]> @The Man with No Name: If this is the case -- and imagine it is -- then I must apologize to Will for not spell-checking a fictional character from a now nearly irrelevant science-fiction franchise. I guess, in the end, I'm not as smart as Yohdda.

Wyshynski

]]> <![CDATA[The Playoffs Will Bend Your Wookie]]> For those who can't read the small print from the Hard Rock ad, it says

"Please? Anyone? We'll spring for free appetizers! Wanna come over and play Guitar Hero?"

Hextall454

]]> <![CDATA[The Playoffs Will Bend Your Wookie]]> The homeless mentioned on the left side of the Sun cover can take up residence in Ray Emery's place after the season.

JoeyBellesGPS

]]> <![CDATA[The Playoffs Will Bend Your Wookie]]> Johnny Oduya assisted both goals. . . I feel that something is slightly off with the world today. . .

kayceebk

]]> <![CDATA[The Playoffs Will Bend Your Wookie]]> Wookiee is spelled with two e's!

The Man with No Name

]]> <![CDATA[The Playoffs Will Bend Your Wookie]]> Jeez, that's some homeless problem they have there in Ottawa, eh?

DennyCrane

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