<![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better - Deadspin Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better - Deadspin Comments]]> http://deadspin.com Thu, 03 Apr 2008 17:01:11 EDT Thu, 03 Apr 2008 17:01:11 EDT http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c5015104 @Permanent4: Stu rockin the wonder Mic! I might drop a "boogity bang-bang" on the Zubaz chick.

ImAManImForty

]]> 11:375071:c5015104 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 17:01:11 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4996872 Man, Belding has aged about as well as David Lee Roth.

Rainbow Bright

]]> 11:375071:c4996872 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 18:56:54 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4987711 When is "ESPN the Date Rape Trial?"

Contemptster

]]> 11:375071:c4987711 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 13:32:43 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4987338 @ghostsoftheSCupcountry: she looks hotter on CSI than she did on saved by the bell though, right? wasn't she hot in any given sunday?

Laser Guided

]]> 11:375071:c4987338 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 13:20:04 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4987131 That's So Raven > That's So Taguchi

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

]]> 11:375071:c4987131 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 13:13:49 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4986558 Guys, I was at that party with Stu Scott, Sir Charles & Mr. Belding. It wasn't at ESPN the Weekend. It was at a dive bar in Raleigh, NC, following the Jimmy V celebrity golf tournament in August of 2006. In two of those photos Don Chavez published, you can see me standing next to Stu trying to take pictures with my cell phone.

I wrote about that night on Dave's Football Blog. Deadspin gave me a Blogdome link that day. Sir Charles bought everyone drinks, and his bar tab was about $3,000.

Oh, and for the record, it was "Rapper's Delight."

Permanent4

]]> 11:375071:c4986558 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:54:47 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4986378 Those photos of Stu Scott, Charles Barkley and Mr. Belding are from August, 2006, so that's pre-cancer Stu there.

I know, because I was at that party, and Deadspin put that link in Blogdome that day. I'm the dork with the cell phone standing next to Stuart Scott in this photo.

For the record, it was "Rapper's Delight."

Permanent4

]]> 11:375071:c4986378 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:49:19 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4986299 Belding shows up to feel loved. I used to go to a karaoke bar in Burbank (i know...) and he was there every single time I went. It's the adoration. And the boobies.

Glass_Family

]]> 11:375071:c4986299 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:47:17 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4986114 cooler than the other side of the astigmatism

digris

]]> 11:375071:c4986114 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:42:09 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4985512 Stuart Scott's soundtrack for the night included Eye Conqueror by Third Eye Blind, Blind by Korn, and Eye by Smashing Pumpkins before Schwab stole the mic and began spewing incoherent statistics of the 1998 Denmark women's curling team at the Nagano games.

JoeyBellesGPS

]]> 11:375071:c4985512 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:21:34 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4985441 Because Belding has been fucking 19-year old minxes for the last 20 years, and he just doesn't give a fuck anymore.

Makes 'em screech. Get it?

muggsybogues

]]> 11:375071:c4985441 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:19:06 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4985231 This party must have been too tame for Pac-Man.

sassydeerrun

]]> 11:375071:c4985231 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:10:55 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4984980 Stu's married right? Why no wedding ring? I've got my eye(s) on you.

VidaBlueBalls

]]> 11:375071:c4984980 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:01:44 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4984888 @ghostsoftheSCupcountry: Duuuude, are you serious? With the straight blonde hair, I thought she was smoking hot.

Dead Wrestlers Society

]]> 11:375071:c4984888 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:58:50 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4984774 @ghostsoftheSCupcountry:

She had a face?

BigTenObsession

]]> 11:375071:c4984774 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:54:58 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4984715 Schwab just got grease on my screen.

twoeightnine

]]> 11:375071:c4984715 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:53:11 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4984662 The first thing I said to myself when I saw Belding was "Hey Hey Hey, what's going on here?"

TraceMilyn

]]> 11:375071:c4984662 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:51:42 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4984565 @Gourmet Spud: Not this guy, thanks.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> 11:375071:c4984565 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:48:53 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4984548 Who wants to sex the Schwab?

Gourmet Spud

]]> 11:375071:c4984548 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:48:12 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4984532 @LesMilesIsAMouthyDouche: FYI, Dustin Diamond is Jewish himself. Of course, he could be like Michael Savage ( real name Michael Alan Weiner)and hate his own people.

The Trying Too Hard To Look Young Face

]]> 11:375071:c4984532 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:47:38 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4984531 @BigTenObsession: Yeah, but last night...she looked like she was 60-something. And not in that hot, MILFy way, either (if that even exists).

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> 11:375071:c4984531 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:47:37 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4984472 @ghostsoftheSCupcountry:

Boobies! Acting, meh.

BigTenObsession

]]> 11:375071:c4984472 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:44:54 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4984455 Schwab was disappointed to learn Lady Marmalade wasn't something you could eat.

[donchavez.com]

The Fan’s Attic

]]> 11:375071:c4984455 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:44:19 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4984437 @tater: Yeah, ME DO NOT WANT!! I prefer the circus-peanut sized shot.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> 11:375071:c4984437 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:43:12 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4984410 This is one wet t-shirt contest where nobody wins.

[donchavez.com]

The Fan’s Attic

]]> 11:375071:c4984410 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:42:10 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4984407 Gah is it just me or did the Schwab picture get bigger.

tater

]]> 11:375071:c4984407 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:42:09 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4984409 @Gus Johnson's Cardiologist: Speaking of, anybody catch Elizabeth Berkley on CSI-Miami last night? Showgirls was a LOOONNG time ago.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> 11:375071:c4984409 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:42:09 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4984392 aaaaaaaaaargh! my 'puter keeps loading the schwab in DSwidescreen! make it stop, oh god, please, make it stop!!

longefellowes

]]> 11:375071:c4984392 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:41:32 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4984372 Coincidently, while Prof. Griff was kicked out of the band for his anti-semetic remarks, Mr. Belding and Screech were forced to languish on several SbtB spinoffs for the remainder of the 90s for their anti-semetic remarks.

LesMilesIsAMouthyDouche

]]> 11:375071:c4984372 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:40:56 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4984301 @shea_guevara: "Moe-he-toe"

Jackfruit

]]> 11:375071:c4984301 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:38:11 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4984286 The way he has that left hand cocked in a gangster point combined with Belding's look of glee makes me think he is laying down some Zack Attack.

//shows self out

Gus Johnson's Cardiologist

]]> 11:375071:c4984286 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:37:39 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4984277 @UkraineNotWeak: Nope, it's the other way around. I think the wife gets off watching the Schwab get fucked by a Filipino.

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:375071:c4984277 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:37:22 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4984270 @Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies: +1

Never thoguht I would see a Johnny Rebel mention on Deadspin.

EditorOfTheDailyFaberian

]]> 11:375071:c4984270 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:37:16 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4984235 Mr. Belding, Chuck doesn't really care who is in your "five"

blastitbiggs

]]> 11:375071:c4984235 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:36:18 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4984219 Pregnant women shouldn't be drinking.

stealofthedraft

]]> 11:375071:c4984219 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:35:43 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4984208 Stu knows where the white women are at.

The Trying Too Hard To Look Young Face

]]> 11:375071:c4984208 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:35:19 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4984188 Schwab's allowed outside the front door without some sports jersey on? What happened to LIVING YOUR GIMMICK, man?

Secret Identity

]]> 11:375071:c4984188 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:34:05 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4984143 And Stu in the 2nd picture has obviously just had an "Oh, shit, a cameraphone!" moment after getting busy in the BK bathroom with Blondie.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> 11:375071:c4984143 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:32:18 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4984136 @shea_guevara: He's singing Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue by Crystal Gayle.

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:375071:c4984136 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:31:59 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4984112 @Bunkie Perkins: Needs more 'Bama bangs and some Oakleys (on croakies) to complete the look.

BreakfastBourbon

]]> 11:375071:c4984112 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:31:16 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4984100 @SA:

Apparently, Stu has similar proclivities but classier execution.

youstayclassy

]]> 11:375071:c4984100 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:30:50 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4984091 @shea_guevara: I was thinking 2 Live Crew...in keeping with the high regard tWWL holds for its female employess.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> 11:375071:c4984091 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:30:29 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4984083 did he loop the belt back through? Am I honestly seeing that?

Might as well have been braided

pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at

]]> 11:375071:c4984083 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:30:13 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4984068 @Bobby_Big_Wheel: +1, nicely done

LeagueofShadows

]]> 11:375071:c4984068 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:29:49 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4984039 @Herbies_Wingman: I was thinking more like a gravy hose. Could be either a weird sexual position or an actual gravy hose. Or both.

Threat Level: Midnight

]]> 11:375071:c4984039 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:28:54 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4984027 Actually, that's The Schwab's wife on the left. The guy on the right, is the Filipino he hired to fuck her. The Schwab gets off on watching guys fuck his wife.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:375071:c4984027 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:28:22 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4984022 @shea_guevara: Not Kriss Kross, Christopher Cross. Sailing, bitches...

Al Czerviks Ride

]]> 11:375071:c4984022 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:28:14 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4984021 @youstayclassy: Are you trying to say there is a "piss on you" situation going on?

SA

]]> 11:375071:c4984021 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:28:11 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4984016 @BreakfastBourbon: beat me to it

UpstateUnderdog

]]> 11:375071:c4984016 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:27:59 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4984012 @Bobby_Big_Wheel: Zero. In honor of Belding, he threw back some pills and belted out "I'm so excited!"

Phony Gwynn

]]> 11:375071:c4984012 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:27:47 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4984006 @shea_guevara: You're overlooking the obvious: "Let Me Know" by Aaliyah.

Carlton_Whitfield

]]> 11:375071:c4984006 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:27:42 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4984005 @shea_guevara: Onyx says SLAM!

DennyCrane

]]> 11:375071:c4984005 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:27:37 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4984001 Who's representing Terminator X ?

/saw PE, Beastie Boys and Murphy's Law 20 years ago. Still not sure how Murphy's Law factored into that show.

UpstateUnderdog

]]> 11:375071:c4984001 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:27:26 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4983996 Those are some shiny fucking teeth on the girl hugging the Schwab.

DennyCrane

]]> 11:375071:c4983996 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:27:14 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4983987 @Bobby_Big_Wheel: For some reason, I'd picture Stu singing some Johnny Rebel.

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

]]> 11:375071:c4983987 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:26:50 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4983982 Belding's getting bigger than a pregnant toad.

LeagueofShadows

]]> 11:375071:c4983982 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:26:39 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4983966 Any guesses as to what rhyme Stu is dropping?

I'm thinking something by either Kriss Kross or Naughty by Nature.

shea_guevara

]]> 11:375071:c4983966 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:26:08 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4983958 Nary a Hawaiian shirt in sight. Where Boomer?

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:375071:c4983958 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:25:54 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4983956 So that makes the hi-fivin' guy in the background Terminator X?

BreakfastBourbon

]]> 11:375071:c4983956 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:25:48 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4983939 What are the odds he's singing a Silversun Pickups song?

Bobby_Big_Wheel

]]> 11:375071:c4983939 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:25:08 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4983924 Oh Stu, you are soooo hip with just the front of your shirt tucked in. You could definitely pick up some college ass with that look.

SA

]]> 11:375071:c4983924 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:24:23 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4983923 @ClueHeywood: Oops.

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:375071:c4983923 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:24:22 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4983921 ssdickbark.jpg

never such an appropriate file name

Herbies_Wingman

]]> 11:375071:c4983921 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:24:20 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4983922 @Herbies_Wingman: Interesting. So Schwab is a Redman but Redman never heard of the Schwab. But they both dig the chronic so it's cool.

Mmole

]]> 11:375071:c4983922 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:24:20 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4983914 Do I see Kwame Kilpatrick in the background?

Al Czerviks Ride

]]> 11:375071:c4983914 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:24:08 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4983911 @Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies: Also not pictured, Brady Quinn onstage with special guest, Bret Michaels.

LeagueofShadows

]]> 11:375071:c4983911 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:24:01 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4983887 Fraternity men across the south are envious of the Stu Scott front tuck.

Bunkie Perkins

]]> 11:375071:c4983887 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:23:06 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4983883 Is that chick with Stu a Carolina Panthers cheerleader? If so, holla!

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:375071:c4983883 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:22:48 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4983882 @youstayclassy:
I also observed that the particular woman in the picture is a tad overweight.

/continuing second joke ran into the ground yesterday

tater

]]> 11:375071:c4983882 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:22:47 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4983878 Is that guy behind Belding raising the roof or going for the high five?

Carlton_Whitfield

]]> 11:375071:c4983878 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:22:37 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4983859 Hey Stu, you're only supposed to do that shirt tuck if you're wearing properly sized belts and pants.

And even then, it's fucking lame.

Phony Gwynn

]]> 11:375071:c4983859 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:21:49 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4983857 ...And Fuck Jugs Machines!

- Stu Scott

DannyNoonan

]]> 11:375071:c4983857 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:21:42 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4983853 @Rob Iracane: So Taguchi marvelled at its size

MickelsonsManBoobs

]]> 11:375071:c4983853 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:21:34 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4983844 @Rob Iracane: Oh, dude...

Chamomiles Davis

]]> 11:375071:c4983844 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:21:22 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4983845 So did Belding try to hook Stu up with Lark Voorhies?

Civil Negligence

]]> 11:375071:c4983845 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:21:22 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4983836 A couple of observations about the second picture..

1) Stuart Scott's pants look like they were just recently not on his body.

2) The drink his "admirer" is holding looks curiously like urine.

Shall I continue or should we all just go throw up now?

youstayclassy

]]> 11:375071:c4983836 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:21:11 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4983819 The girl with Stu loves her Carolina Panthers so much she got a Zubaz shirt.

ClueHeywood

]]> 11:375071:c4983819 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:20:37 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4983812 Barkley looks surprised to find Belding there. Must have thought he'd wandered onto an episode of Celebrity Fit Club

McCroskey

]]> 11:375071:c4983812 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:20:21 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4983797 So throw your hands in the air if you were once wrongly accused of the Atlanta Olympics bombing, and wave 'em like you just don't care!

Camp Tiger Claw

]]> 11:375071:c4983797 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:19:58 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4983781 Did Schwab pull out his circus peanut-sized wiener too?

Rob Iracane

]]> 11:375071:c4983781 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:19:36 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4983782 @Wyshynski: two minutes in the penalty box for you.

Dead Wrestlers Society

]]> 11:375071:c4983782 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:19:36 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4983759 @UkraineNotWeak: Also not pictured...Tony Romo waiting for Belding on stage with a metal band

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

]]> 11:375071:c4983759 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:19:04 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4983757 Howard "Howie" Schwab was found dead today at Disney. Witnesses report that at around 1:45am, after several Vodka Red Bulls, Schwab collapsed to the ground, clutching his chest, and recited some numbers that appeared to be the batting statistics for the 1984 Detroit Tigers.....

Afino

]]> 11:375071:c4983757 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:18:52 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4983749 @Threat Level: Midnight: and by "service" you mean bring a 96 oz porterhouse?

Herbies_Wingman

]]> 11:375071:c4983749 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:18:20 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4983732 @Dead Wrestlers Society: Meh...too slow on the draw. +1

Wyshynski

]]> 11:375071:c4983732 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:17:53 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4983727 Schwab doesn't wear crazy throwbacks at all times?

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

]]> 11:375071:c4983727 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:17:46 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4983717 So did either of them in fact get stumped by the Schwab?

Wyshynski

]]> 11:375071:c4983717 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:17:29 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4983713 Not picture: Dana Jacobson under a table blowing a Jesus look a like.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:375071:c4983713 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:17:12 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4983702 @Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies:
He's the FredEx of washed up celebrities.

tater

]]> 11:375071:c4983702 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:16:52 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4983703 Which one do you think the Schwab paid to service him?

Threat Level: Midnight

]]> 11:375071:c4983703 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:16:52 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4983686 I bet Schwab stumped her later that night.

Dead Wrestlers Society

]]> 11:375071:c4983686 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:16:03 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4983682 Stu's favorite P.E. track? Caught, Can I Get a Witness?

Paper Cut

]]> 11:375071:c4983682 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:15:56 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4983681 @Dead Air ummm Dead Air: +1

/huffs Pledge

The Man with No Name

]]> 11:375071:c4983681 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:15:55 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4983678 Hey, when you're crunching statistics all day, sometimes you've just got to cut loose.

Chamomiles Davis

]]> 11:375071:c4983678 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:15:51 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4983675 Were these photos taken at Pleasure Island? And wait, that's not So Taguchi?

Spanish Necktie

]]> 11:375071:c4983675 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:15:47 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4983674 How does Belding pop up everywhere?

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

]]> 11:375071:c4983674 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:15:43 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4983672 The chick with Stu looks like she's drinking a Renuzit air freshener.

shea_guevara

]]> 11:375071:c4983672 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:15:40 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4983670 Schwab = representing the typical St. John grad

Herbies_Wingman

]]> 11:375071:c4983670 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:15:34 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4983667 Good God, I was about to make a "Mr. Belding has really let himself go" joke, and then I read it was actually him. I guess that molestation suit brought on by the McPoyles in It's Always Sunny has really taken its toll.

Doyle McPoyle

]]> 11:375071:c4983667 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:15:31 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4983643 Mr Belding will always be an accused McPoyle molester to me.

Dead Air ummm Dead Air

]]> 11:375071:c4983643 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:14:35 EDT <![CDATA[Stuart Scott Obviously Feels Better]]> http://deadspin.com/375071/stuart-scott-obviously-feels-better#c4983633 Stu certainly has an eye for the ladies

MickelsonsManBoobs

]]> 11:375071:c4983633 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:14:20 EDT