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John Daly Gets Boobs Jiggled, Twisted

Philistine — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 17:01:57 EDT

Nothing like a titty twister.

/3rd grade

Philistine

John Daly Gets Boobs Jiggled, Twisted

blackheartededitor — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:14:02 EDT

My hump, my hump, my lovely Daly humps.

blackheartededitor

John Daly Gets Boobs Jiggled, Twisted

Gourmet Spud — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 13:44:10 EDT

@Brazil Thrill:

(lowers head, kicks at the ground)

Gourmet Spud

John Daly Gets Boobs Jiggled, Twisted

Laser Guided — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 13:33:53 EDT

what...the...f

Laser Guided

John Daly Gets Boobs Jiggled, Twisted

J-No — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 13:17:32 EDT

I need a trainer like that at work. What?

J-No

John Daly Gets Boobs Jiggled, Twisted

Stev D — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 13:15:48 EDT

It's good to see that the bouncer who throws me out of bars has a day job.

Stev D

John Daly Gets Boobs Jiggled, Twisted

Clare — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 13:11:26 EDT

@Clare: "Boob man"? Jesus. You're really bringing your a-game today, dumbass.

Clare

John Daly Gets Boobs Jiggled, Twisted

TimBiakabutukaMyLunchMoney — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 13:08:45 EDT

I wonder if he talked dirty to him while he did it.

TimBiakabutukaMyLunchMoney

John Daly Gets Boobs Jiggled, Twisted

blackheartededitor — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 13:06:35 EDT

Phil Mickelson's pissed--that used to be *his* boob guy.

blackheartededitor

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LeNoceur — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 13:06:22 EDT

I'll admit it, I've used the "let me help you loosen up those pecs" line on the golf course before.

With girls! I swear!

LeNoceur

John Daly Gets Boobs Jiggled, Twisted

GreatOdensRaven — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 13:06:00 EDT

At least they cut the video before the trainer checked Daly's prostate.

GreatOdensRaven

John Daly Gets Boobs Jiggled, Twisted

ghostsoftheSCupcountry — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 13:05:13 EDT

@Dread: 1 man, 2 JJ-cups.
/Fixed.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

John Daly Gets Boobs Jiggled, Twisted

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 13:04:44 EDT

Later on, Daly enjoyed his free bowl of soup.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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Jefferson Short Bus — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 13:04:26 EDT

If Daly makes the cut, he gets a happy ending.

Jefferson Short Bus

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The Harriet Tubman Underground Railroad Disaster — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 13:02:39 EDT

"You got a lump on your titty" - Gummo

The Harriet Tubman Underground Railroad Disaster

John Daly Gets Boobs Jiggled, Twisted

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 13:02:37 EDT

I usually only get a bucket of balls for my $10.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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Jefferson Short Bus — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 13:02:28 EDT

Playing on the golf course: "Put 'Em on the Glass" by Sir Mix-A-Lot

Jefferson Short Bus

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Brazil Thrill — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:58:20 EDT

Sure, go ahead and mock the man. But I must ask you all a question: does your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?

Brazil Thrill

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Grouper Sandwich — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:58:17 EDT

They're real, and they're spectacular.

Grouper Sandwich

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JoeyBellesGPS — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:58:07 EDT

Did the NHL Closer get posted for a second time today?

JoeyBellesGPS

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HebrewHammer — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:57:30 EDT

/car horn
/howard stern

HebrewHammer

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Natrone Means Business — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:56:55 EDT

Those definitely aren't built for speed.

Natrone Means Business

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CharlesBronsonPinchot — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:56:43 EDT

It appears that he's just trying to milk Diet Coke and Vodka out of his man boobs.

CharlesBronsonPinchot

John Daly Gets Boobs Jiggled, Twisted

Robert Barone’s Dog — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:54:15 EDT

@Lady Andrea: [Golf clap]

Robert Barone’s Dog

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Dread — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:53:01 EDT

one man, two cups

Dread

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Lady Andrea — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:52:55 EDT

What? That's not what a round of golf is like for you guys? Weird.

Lady Andrea

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Gus Johnson's Cardiologist — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:52:51 EDT

@LeagueofShadows: Arrrgghh!

Gus Johnson's Cardiologist

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Clare — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:52:31 EDT

That trainer is obviously a boob man.

Clare

John Daly Gets Boobs Jiggled, Twisted

Gus Johnson's Cardiologist — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:52:22 EDT

At least the video stopped before he motorboated them...

Gus Johnson's Cardiologist

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Robert Barone’s Dog — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:52:22 EDT

The guy could have bought him a drink first.

Robert Barone’s Dog

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McCroskey — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:52:18 EDT

Daly just needs a good Manssiere

McCroskey

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LeagueofShadows — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:52:04 EDT

Motorboat!

LeagueofShadows

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MeSoHornsby — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:51:04 EDT

That's my boy!

MeSoHornsby

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shea_guevara — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:51:00 EDT

"Tonight on Cinemax, John Daly gets a rub down--and a whole lot more!--when he visits The Masseuse."

shea_guevara

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ltwinslow — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:49:43 EDT

Uhhh Mr. Daley, I was wondering how long there's till this round is over, I need to go to the bathroom.

ltwinslow

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Kccal — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:49:29 EDT

Hot stuff...

Kccal

John Daly Gets Boobs Jiggled, Twisted

Sex Fabregas — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:49:13 EDT

Some guys would pay good money to do that to breasts that large.

Sex Fabregas

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shea_guevara — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:48:08 EDT

Daly lucked out. It's not often you find a personal trainer skilled in both shiatsu and mammography.

shea_guevara

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The Fan’s Attic — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:47:39 EDT

Needs more Rihanna.

The Fan’s Attic

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tater — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:47:30 EDT

@DeepFriar:
nope...that's a cheeto

tater

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DeepFriar — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:46:08 EDT

I don't know how to tell you this, John. But I feel a lump

DeepFriar