<![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It - Deadspin Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It - Deadspin Comments]]> http://deadspin.com Thu, 03 Apr 2008 17:40:08 EDT Thu, 03 Apr 2008 17:40:08 EDT http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5016019 On EA's March Madness '09, his ball-handling skills will be improved, but his awareness level will drop.

Loudon Peppermilk's Academy of Literal Dance

]]> 11:375526:c5016019 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 17:40:08 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5008072 The "stacks section" of the library? So that's like the Champagne Room of a strip club, right? Certainly he just got confused.

William

]]> 11:375526:c5008072 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 13:09:02 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5007806 Do you think his parents will take his car away when he goes home for the weekend?...or just take all the books out of his room?

Hamilton

]]> 11:375526:c5007806 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 12:59:19 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5007624 New Zesty Ranch Pringles. Rich in protein.

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> 11:375526:c5007624 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 12:51:48 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5006601 donde esta la (jerking off section of the) bibliotheque?

Laser Guided

]]> 11:375526:c5006601 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 12:13:49 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5006180 Rise and fire!

Signal to Noise

]]> 11:375526:c5006180 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 11:57:39 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5005512 So is this what my guidance counselor meant when she told me to "quit jerking around, get my head on the table, and dive into those books"?

/3 puns for the price of 1

NovakAintNoJokovic

]]> 11:375526:c5005512 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 11:33:20 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5004933 The kid plays with spunk.

LosOsosdeChicago

]]> 11:375526:c5004933 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 11:10:58 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5004848 So good I'll bet you can't beat just one.

Storming the Floor

]]> 11:375526:c5004848 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 11:07:52 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5004691 If he was white, he'd be celebrated for his work ethic, determination, and grit.
/Hansbrough'd


GoldManGold

]]> 11:375526:c5004691 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 11:01:18 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5004383 Let's hope for the next person down the aisles sake that he didn't wipe it on a stack of books 'Squid and the Whale' style

Cindy "Cinnamon Roll" Brunson

]]> 11:375526:c5004383 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:49:45 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5004244 Still working on his strategic thrill locations.

blastitbiggs

]]> 11:375526:c5004244 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:43:52 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5004142 @Gourmet Spud:
You mean the gooey decimal system?

SportsCentre

]]> 11:375526:c5004142 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:39:59 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5004136 @WayneFontesFanatic: If we can get the Fighting Illini involved, maybe schools can start offering scholarships to legitimize the sport.

Magnakai Haaskivi

]]> 11:375526:c5004136 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:39:42 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5004022 He's obviously been spending too much time with Pat Burrell.

econdave

]]> 11:375526:c5004022 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:35:04 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5003877 Something fitting about a guy named Pringle caught in the stacks.

AlexG

]]> 11:375526:c5003877 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:29:00 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5003790 I finally got a tip published!

chilltown

]]> 11:375526:c5003790 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:24:47 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5003760 Masturbation never loses its fun.

losloseeboy

]]> 11:375526:c5003760 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:23:11 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5003755 Worst. Pick-up line. Ever.

Robert Barone’s Dog

]]> 11:375526:c5003755 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:22:58 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5003698 Deadspin: More masturbation jokes by 10 a.m. then most sites have all day

rock & rye

]]> 11:375526:c5003698 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:20:32 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5003619 Bobby Knight wonders why she didn't just sit back and enjoy it.

Ed Glosser, Trivial Psychic

]]> 11:375526:c5003619 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:16:21 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5003372 Well, you know--I--umm...

Fuck. Can I turn my degree in and get one from another school please? It can be honorary. I don't care.

Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price

]]> 11:375526:c5003372 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:04:49 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5003347 I wonder if his favorite Little Rascal is Spanky.

Gus Johnson's Cardiologist

]]> 11:375526:c5003347 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:03:21 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5003323 But what is the Dewey Decimal number for masturbating in a library?

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

]]> 11:375526:c5003323 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:02:06 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5003292 @UkraineNotWeak: Or Pringle was just trying to help her with a Mushroom Science project

Jews For Purple Jesus

]]> 11:375526:c5003292 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:00:17 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5003277 I wonder if his plea to the young lady involved the same right-hand gesture in the picture. If so . . . smooth.

LovelaceVsViennaSausage

]]> 11:375526:c5003277 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:59:21 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5003275 @ringitupwiththedongtea: jerking off in Northampton, MA? That place is lesbo heaven, and usually not the good kind of lesbian.

UpstateUnderdog

]]> 11:375526:c5003275 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:59:20 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5003257 @UkraineNotWeak: I was just about to make a joke about The Creamery myself.

André Roussimoff

]]> 11:375526:c5003257 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:58:02 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5003239 I cant believe they called a hand check foul here.

Bunkie Perkins

]]> 11:375526:c5003239 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:57:15 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5003238 Public masturbation is the new black.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:375526:c5003238 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:57:11 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5003232 Point Guard dos and don'ts:

Do: Beat your man off the dribble.
Don't: Beat yourself until you dribble.

White Speed Receiver

]]> 11:375526:c5003232 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:56:55 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5003222 @UkraineNotWeak: Maybe I should stay away from the Peachy Paterno for a while.

parker91

]]> 11:375526:c5003222 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:56:23 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5003223 someone needs to get a nittany fuck lion

obeymydog

]]> 11:375526:c5003223 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:56:23 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5003218 Perhaps "Flat Stanley" was on his class reading list and he took offense.

RonZookonRedBull

]]> 11:375526:c5003218 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:56:14 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5003190 "It's my belief that Stanley Pringle's original intention was to fondle his balls. But the day he was supposed to study, a hot girl showed up. And Pringle was a laid-back dude, so he said, 'F*** it, rub one out.' "

/Hedberg'd

Phony Gwynn

]]> 11:375526:c5003190 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:54:46 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5003171 I just hope hockey players are more cautious now when they drink from Stanley's cup.

/bukkake

The Man with No Name

]]> 11:375526:c5003171 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:53:43 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5003164 @Jews For Purple Jesus:

PSU also runs it's own dairy.

He was churning his own ice cream.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:375526:c5003164 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:53:19 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5003142 Oddly, he was not the only PSU affiliated athlete arrested on masturbation charges yesterday. Former safety spencer ridenhour-[www.masslive.com]

ringitupwiththedongtea

]]> 11:375526:c5003142 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:52:19 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5003108 Usually refs let him get away with palming the ball(s).

Sid Bream Was Out

]]> 11:375526:c5003108 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:50:59 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5003094 He tried to take it to the hole, but had to settle for the in flagrante foul.

LovelaceVsViennaSausage

]]> 11:375526:c5003094 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:50:07 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5003092 Pringle thought his professor suggested obtaining Spunk & White at the library.

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:375526:c5003092 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:49:51 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5003089 The hand is part of the ball - no foul. Referee should swallow the whistle on this one.

danforsman

]]> 11:375526:c5003089 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:49:44 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5003054 There could be a perfectly logical explanation for this. PSU has a well known major for Poultry Science and Pringle was just tutoring the girl on how to properly choke the chicken.

/Sorta-serious

Jews For Purple Jesus

]]> 11:375526:c5003054 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:48:08 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5003042 Pringles dont make your hands all greasy like regular lays.

sir_pantsalot

]]> 11:375526:c5003042 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:47:23 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5003031 Pringle comes out in the MAN ON MAN

sba

]]> 11:375526:c5003031 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:47:04 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5003019 @ghostsoftheSCupcountry: And yes, that's previous experience at work talking. 15 year old rednecks are hornier than any d-1 jock any day.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> 11:375526:c5003019 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:46:26 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5003009 I will only forgive Pringle if his dad is a veteran

Paul Zuvella

]]> 11:375526:c5003009 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:45:47 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5003002 If I had been working at the Library, I wouldn't have called the cops. A quick blast with the fire extinguisher works wonders on an inflamed groin.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> 11:375526:c5003002 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:45:30 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5002984 So, between this, the above referenced Michigan incident, and the Carl Monday fiansco, the Big eleven can finally prove they're better than the SEC in something.

Al Czerviks Ride

]]> 11:375526:c5002984 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:44:37 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5002978 Carl Monday smells a Peabody!

BlueMenu

]]> 11:375526:c5002978 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:44:09 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5002973 Was it in the Self-Help Book section of the library?

Sliderofdeath

]]> 11:375526:c5002973 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:43:55 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5002964 I'm just curious as to the whole sequence of events. Did he try to start a conversation with her and begin masturbating simultaneously? Or did he try to start a conversation, was rejected, and then figured "Eh, maybe I'll beat the bishop"?

Because, really, if it's the latter, it was very gentlemanly of him to accept her refusal.

BigTenObsession

]]> 11:375526:c5002964 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:43:27 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5002959 You cant balme the guy. What else is a college athlete supposed to do inside a library.

From my experience I didnt think college athletes would be allowed in the library in the first place due to how loud they constantly are.

sir_pantsalot

]]> 11:375526:c5002959 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:43:12 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5002958 She was asking for it. Did you see the book she was reading?

Chief Wahoo

]]> 11:375526:c5002958 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:43:04 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5002945 what's

UpstateUnderdog

]]> 11:375526:c5002945 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:42:22 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5002938 Whats the big deal? I mean who hasn't jacked off in a library?

UpstateUnderdog

]]> 11:375526:c5002938 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:41:50 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5002933 This isn't what coaches meant when they told him he needed to start creating more shots.

White Speed Receiver

]]> 11:375526:c5002933 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:41:29 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5002927 Does this make him eligible for the Wooden Award?

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:375526:c5002927 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:41:08 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5002918 It was all ball, ref! No harm, no foul!

Mr. Praline

]]> 11:375526:c5002918 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:40:43 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5002912 Pringle just has pure, natural athletic ability to do this.

Stay Away From Oprah

]]> 11:375526:c5002912 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:40:23 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5002884 I still love the story a woman told me about coming home one night and finding a guy punching the clown in her bushes.

He then proceded to wave with his free hand and tell her "Good Evening..."

What Would Kornheiser Do? Presented by Larsen's Biscuits

]]> 11:375526:c5002884 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:39:16 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5002878 I want t-shirts made.

Deadspin: The Worldwide Leader in Library Masturbation Coverage

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:375526:c5002878 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:38:57 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5002871 DIPSY-DOO, SPUNK-A-ROO, BABY!!

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:375526:c5002871 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:38:27 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5002858 Poor guy was just re-enacting his favourite scenes from "Lady Chatterley's Lover", is all. If this sort of literacy promotion is wrong, I don't want to be right.

Mr. Praline

]]> 11:375526:c5002858 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:37:42 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5002857 I'm guessing if you check the unofficial stat book, he led the team in palming violations.

Ed Glosser, Trivial Psychic

]]> 11:375526:c5002857 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:37:37 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5002847 If you can't beat your interconference rivals, you can always beat your meat.
/ducks hook


DeepFriar

]]> 11:375526:c5002847 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:37:03 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5002846 This must be a real chip on Carl Monday's shoulder.

futuremrsrickankiel

]]> 11:375526:c5002846 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:37:01 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5002845 I'm guessing this is not what the coaches had in mind when they told him he needed to show more explosiveness.

RonZookonRedBull

]]> 11:375526:c5002845 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:36:48 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5002840 Are you sure this isn't part of Cheetos' new sleazy cheetah ad campaign?

BigRicks

]]> 11:375526:c5002840 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:36:34 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5002830 Clean up on Aisle 9!

Scout

]]> 11:375526:c5002830 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:36:07 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5002801 @Magnakai Haaskivi: Michigan does have the early lead on beating off outside co-ed's home windows, however.

[media.www.dailycollegian.com]

WayneFontesFanatic

]]> 11:375526:c5002801 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:34:00 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5002796 Any word as to whether Pringle's dad is a combat vet?

parker91

]]> 11:375526:c5002796 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:33:37 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5002795 He couldn't help himself. He was overcome with the fever for the flavor of a Pringle.

shea_guevara

]]> 11:375526:c5002795 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:33:36 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5002789 Caught in the act.

Camp Tiger Claw

]]> 11:375526:c5002789 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:33:10 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5002771 Ah, the good old Pattee Stacks, a place less safe for PSU women than any bar or frat house on or near campus.

Jews For Purple Jesus

]]> 11:375526:c5002771 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:31:53 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5002769 I guess he was trying to 'Supaman that hooooo!'

UncouthSloth

]]> 11:375526:c5002769 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:31:45 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5002768 Come on, he was just highlighting some pages.

The Man with No Name

]]> 11:375526:c5002768 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:31:44 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5002766 This article is a f---ing lie! He is the team's shooting guard, Battle is the point guard.

ringitupwiththedongtea

]]> 11:375526:c5002766 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:31:36 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5002764 He's just practicing to make the switch to shooting guard.

metrobulls

]]> 11:375526:c5002764 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:31:26 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5002762 Stanley Pringle's out, Jerry!

WayneFontesFanatic

]]> 11:375526:c5002762 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:31:23 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5002759 @tater: Knuckle children. That's unbelievable. I love it.

Larry Bird Flu

]]> 11:375526:c5002759 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:31:11 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5002757 Shouldn't they also charge him with littering?

Scout

]]> 11:375526:c5002757 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:31:04 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5002756 ONIONS!!!!

tater

]]> 11:375526:c5002756 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:30:57 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5002747 One Shining Moment.

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:375526:c5002747 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:30:36 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5002746 Sometimes you've gotta let those hard to reach chips go...

Magnakai Haaskivi

]]> 11:375526:c5002746 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:30:32 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5002737 I'm really surprised at this story as this guy can't jack a three to save his life.

parker91

]]> 11:375526:c5002737 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:29:49 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5002707 These Pringles are way too salty...

MeSoHornsby

]]> 11:375526:c5002707 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:28:42 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5002689 You had me at "Stanley Pringle."

The Sports Hernia

]]> 11:375526:c5002689 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:27:44 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5002684 Wait a second, I heard this guy supports Barrack Obama! No way can I vote for him now between this and the minister.

DontPracticeRenteria

]]> 11:375526:c5002684 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:27:28 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5002677 Let's go to Asian reporter Trisha Takinawa with her slant on the story. . .

MattMillenFanClub

]]> 11:375526:c5002677 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:27:10 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5002661 He must've been thinking about the victims "happy valley".

martyfunkhauser

]]> 11:375526:c5002661 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:26:09 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5002644 Could you imagine if this was a football player? I would not want to know what JoPa would make Pringle clean up...

Civil Negligence

]]> 11:375526:c5002644 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:24:49 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5002640 Penn State athletes in the library...April Fool's ended already...

The Gizmo from Pismo

]]> 11:375526:c5002640 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:24:38 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5002627 Michigan had better get on the bandwagon with library jacking off. Ohio State and Penn State are leading the Big Ten at the moment, and they can't have that.

Magnakai Haaskivi

]]> 11:375526:c5002627 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:24:00 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5002626 I hate having to do research in a library that is cluttered with other peoples' junk.

StevePerryPsychOut

]]> 11:375526:c5002626 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:23:59 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5002625 As a library peon, let me just say now how thankful I am that I DON'T work at Penn State.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> 11:375526:c5002625 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:23:56 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5002623 The decimal system just got a little more dewey.

Gourmet Spud

]]> 11:375526:c5002623 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:23:54 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5002616 You know what really grinds my gears...when it's against the law to fire off some knuckle children in a library when you are talking to a lady.

tater

]]> 11:375526:c5002616 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:23:24 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5002611 He just noticed her hair was looking a bit flat and wanted to help her out.

Dead Wrestlers Society

]]> 11:375526:c5002611 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:23:07 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5002603 This story rubs me the wrong way.

Stay Away From Oprah

]]> 11:375526:c5002603 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:22:31 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5002594 In a related story, Penn State has changed their offense from the high post to the five knuckle shuffle.

Stay Away From Oprah

]]> 11:375526:c5002594 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:21:52 EDT <![CDATA[Stanley Pringle: Jackin' It]]> http://deadspin.com/375526/stanley-pringle-jackin-it#c5002579 Stanley Pringle: once he pops, he can't stop.

Tickenest

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