<![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone) - Deadspin Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone) - Deadspin Comments]]> http://deadspin.com Mon, 07 Apr 2008 18:22:58 EDT Mon, 07 Apr 2008 18:22:58 EDT http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5067495 Ron Artest plays football?

shawnkemp40

]]> 11:375550:c5067495 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 18:22:58 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5021097 I think the Bungles are now almost equal with the Legend known as the Jailblazers squad

Rainbow Bright

]]> 11:375550:c5021097 Fri, 04 Apr 2008 01:30:13 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5021091 I think the Bungles are now almost equal with the legendary Jailblazers squad.

Rainbow Bright

]]> 11:375550:c5021091 Fri, 04 Apr 2008 01:29:26 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5016199 @Hit Bull Win Steak: +1 for Last Boy Scout reference.

F U Chris, and Rich Rodriguez should spit in your face.

ImAManImForty

]]> 11:375550:c5016199 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 17:49:19 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5015252 It's nice to know that I can bring a Torah when I visit him.

MyronCopacetic

]]> 11:375550:c5015252 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 17:06:51 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5011786 At least this time the victim was 18...

And I'll show myself out.

Trot Nixons Hat

]]> 11:375550:c5011786 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:12:54 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5010576 @The Sports Hernia:

I believe he's perfected Blue Steel

I Heart Poop

]]> 11:375550:c5010576 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:35:27 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5010370 @BarbarobicsInstructor: I think the real question, here, is whether or not Mr. Henry found the victim's homework in his stolen car, first.

Bullet_Tooth_Tony

]]> 11:375550:c5010370 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:28:19 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5010333 "Bye-bye, dickhead"
-Goodfella'd

G.G.

]]> 11:375550:c5010333 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:26:55 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5009606 @BarbarobicsInstructor:

Yippee Ki Yay, Mr. Falcon!

Secret Identity

]]> 11:375550:c5009606 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:01:13 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5008310 All that's left for Henry now is to find God and/or sign with the Cowboys or Raiders.

mordecai1908

]]> 11:375550:c5008310 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 13:16:50 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5008030 He looks soooooooo high, maaannnnnnn, in his mug shot.

William

]]> 11:375550:c5008030 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 13:07:19 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5007379 We told him to do it.

/Glenn Holt & Reggie McNeal

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> 11:375550:c5007379 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 12:43:24 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5007292 @Secret Identity: That scene is 100 times funnier on edited network TV.

Do you see what happens?
Do you see what happens, Larry?
Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?!



BarbarobicsInstructor

]]> 11:375550:c5007292 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 12:40:04 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5006819 WHO-DEY think gon punch that 18 year old in the face?!

Laser Guided

]]> 11:375550:c5006819 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 12:22:10 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5006609 Nothing I love more than seeing a Cincinnati Bengal go down.

/Kimo Von Oelhoffen

EggandCheeseonaRoll

]]> 11:375550:c5006609 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 12:14:15 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5006308 Bengals.com
Posted: 11:30 a.m.

The Bengals today waived WR Chris Henry.

Bengals president Mike Brown issued the following statement:

"Chris Henry has forfeited his opportunity to pursue a career with the Bengals. His conduct can no longer be tolerated.

"The Bengals tried for an extended period of time to support Chris and his potentially bright career. We had hoped to guide him toward an appropriate standard of personal responsibility that this community would support and that would allow him to play in the NFL. We acknowledge those fans who had concerns about Chris; at the same time we tried to help a young man.

"But those efforts end today, as we move on with what is best for our team."

Matt Saracen

]]> 11:375550:c5006308 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 12:02:45 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5006272 @SonsofShawnKemp: that didn't even show up on the right page. the interblog has defeated me.

Al Tijuana

]]> 11:375550:c5006272 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 12:01:15 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5005885 Just came across the wire; the Bengals cut Henry.

metalmaniac

]]> 11:375550:c5005885 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 11:48:14 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5005750 He's GOTTA be done now, right? If he ever plays football again, Pacman Jones has to be foaming at the mouth.

Windier E. Megatons

]]> 11:375550:c5005750 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 11:43:18 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5005478 Chris Henry was being a good role model. He was just telling the kid to stay in school and to not do drugs. Sometimes you have to punch someone in the head to get your message across, but hey, shit happens.

Shenanigans

]]> 11:375550:c5005478 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 11:32:01 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5005323 I was staring at a map of the address given on the mugshot page, wondering why Henry would keep only a small apartment downtown, until I realized it was the address of the prison.

And then it all made sense.

NovakAintNoJokovic

]]> 11:375550:c5005323 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 11:25:37 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5005315 You one of those half-asian brothers, like what come back from Vietnam and shit?
/Old Face Andre

DwayneBoweCoalition

]]> 11:375550:c5005315 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 11:25:23 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5005237 DHoF 2008 inductee Chris Henry

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

]]> 11:375550:c5005237 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 11:22:25 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5004991 @LovelaceVsViennaSausage:

Do you see what happens?
Do you see what happens, Larry?

This what happens when you FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!


Secret Identity

]]> 11:375550:c5004991 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 11:13:30 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5004989 @JackElliotsMustache: +1 Outstanding.

Little Lebowski Urban Achievers

]]> 11:375550:c5004989 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 11:13:26 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5004939 At this point, rather than have to keep booking Henry at the police station, couldn't they just give him some kind of EZ-Pass card they can scan at the desk?

Chamomiles Davis

]]> 11:375550:c5004939 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 11:11:08 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5004672 Honky!

G.G.

]]> 11:375550:c5004672 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 11:00:16 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5004623 Michael Vick is gonna have some top-notch talent to overthrow soon.

OchentaYcinco

]]> 11:375550:c5004623 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:58:27 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5004578 Do you think he'll get pissed at his cellmate when Bubba pronounces his name "Chris on-ree" during the next World Cup?

Threat Level: Midnight

]]> 11:375550:c5004578 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:56:36 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5004532 18? Man, Larry Sellers has really grown up fast.

LovelaceVsViennaSausage

]]> 11:375550:c5004532 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:55:08 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5004525 @SlickBomb: He probably can't associate with known felons.

Magnakai Haaskivi

]]> 11:375550:c5004525 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:54:58 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5004504 I think Pringles' initial intention was to make tennis balls. But on the day that the rubber was supposed to show up, a big truckload of potatoes arrived. But Pringles was a laid-back company. They said "Fuck it. Cut 'em up."

Al Tijuana

]]> 11:375550:c5004504 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:54:09 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5004415 @SlickBomb: Well, half were already in the holding tank...

What Would Kornheiser Do? Presented by Larsen's Biscuits

]]> 11:375550:c5004415 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:50:55 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5004267 Visiting Info: No Visits at this time

Aw! The rest of the Cinn-mates didn't show up for support? No wonder that team is so screwed, no unity!

SlickBomb

]]> 11:375550:c5004267 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:44:47 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5004195 Antonio Chatman is going to have to hold out for more money; I'm sure he's the worst-paid #1 wide receiver in the league at this point.

Magnakai Haaskivi

]]> 11:375550:c5004195 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:42:15 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5004113 Just saw the mugshot. Henry looks like hell, but the webpage's soothing background make him seem friendlier...

What Would Kornheiser Do? Presented by Larsen's Biscuits

]]> 11:375550:c5004113 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:38:57 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5003986 @Yellow Tail Swine: I've always felt the same way about Pac Man. I mean, who could've seen a whore making a quick grab for cash when she saw it? Have some class, bitch...

What Would Kornheiser Do? Presented by Larsen's Biscuits

]]> 11:375550:c5003986 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:33:18 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5003975 The Raiders need some help at wide receiver, don't they?

Whitey Fisk

]]> 11:375550:c5003975 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:32:59 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5003938 The good news? He's getting smarter. He was wearing a Cedrick Wilson jersey this time.

MyronCopacetic

]]> 11:375550:c5003938 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:31:35 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5003928 When keeping it real goes wrong...

BarbarobicsInstructor

]]> 11:375550:c5003928 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:31:02 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5003878 I always thought of Chris Henry as a high character guy.

He's really just had a string of bad luck...

Yellow Tail Swine

]]> 11:375550:c5003878 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:29:01 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5003789 Just Announced: The Cowboys are in negotiations with Chris Henry. They feel that Pacman might have cleaned up his act too much and they need someone to offset it.

7th Floor King Dingaling

]]> 11:375550:c5003789 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:24:45 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5003769 @Gourmet Spud: But he's sure got a purty mouth.

/Shows self out

LenPasquarelli'sStretchMarks

]]> 11:375550:c5003769 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:23:33 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5003768 I blame Chris Collinsworth. The problem with punk-ass wide receivers in Cincinnati all started with him.

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:375550:c5003768 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:23:23 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5003757 This has been "Really!?!" with Will and Amy.

/Pardo'ed

Rob Iracane

]]> 11:375550:c5003757 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:23:00 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5003739 @ClueHeywood:

They should have stuck to landscaping.

Gourmet Spud

]]> 11:375550:c5003739 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:22:18 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5003731 All the while, TJ Houshmansedhfnojvnjkjdh'a fantasy stock rises.

martyfunkhauser

]]> 11:375550:c5003731 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:21:40 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5003728 I'm pleading ignorant here - is punching 18-year olds in the face illegal? Is this a new law like the hands free headset thing?

Sandburgh

]]> 11:375550:c5003728 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:21:28 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5003716 The kid's mom had a Hillary '08 bumper sticker on the LeBaron. Bitch was asking for it, real.

apostles03

]]> 11:375550:c5003716 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:21:15 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5003715 Never mind the Bengals' season; how is this going to affect the second season of "Suspended...with Henrys!"?

[foodcourtlunch.com]

BlueMenu

]]> 11:375550:c5003715 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:21:13 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5003708 We bash Chris Henry for punching an 18 year old in the face.....but what about all the times he hasn't punched an 18 year old in the face? Hmmmm? What about that?

JackElliotsMustache

]]> 11:375550:c5003708 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:21:00 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5003686 If we can all agree on one thing here, it's that Reggie Brown is not a very good wide reciever.

Stev D

]]> 11:375550:c5003686 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:19:49 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5003676 Big deal. Leinart broke an 18-year-old's cherry with a beer bong.

ClueHeywood

]]> 11:375550:c5003676 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:19:16 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5003667 A: Chris Henry

Q: Who was the inspiration for Grand Theft Madden '09.

/Carnac the Magnificent

Mr. Soul

]]> 11:375550:c5003667 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:18:50 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5003648 "Will the next person who sees someone commit a felony point him out, and throw him out. You don't live in Cincinnati".

I hope Sam Wyche is reading this, that sanctimonious prick.

Chief Wahoo

]]> 11:375550:c5003648 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:17:50 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5003646 Let it be Lowenbrau, bitch!

Spanish Necktie

]]> 11:375550:c5003646 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:17:41 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5003621 lets see, Chad Johnson wants out, Henry can't stay out of jail, and the Bengals didn't make the playoffs last year. Move over Portland Trailblazers, there is a new king.

Chaunceyshammy

]]> 11:375550:c5003621 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:16:27 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5003612 What do you expect when Mr. Henry associates with such master criminals as Kumar, Applejack, and Rowboat?

ClueHeywood

]]> 11:375550:c5003612 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:16:00 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5003610 C-Hen would be a fine replacement for the Pac Man at the A-T-L Grey Goose party

[deadspin.com]

Sex-Panther

]]> 11:375550:c5003610 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:15:53 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5003605 I see three hots and a cot in his immediate future.

sassydeerrun

]]> 11:375550:c5003605 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:15:30 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5003603 Forget Chris Henry. I'm truly concerned about blurry dude in the background

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

]]> 11:375550:c5003603 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:15:22 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5003602 Chris Henry, Pac-Man Jones, Todd Sauerbrun, Jerry Porter and the Idiot Kicker?

Quite a legacy they have developed over at WEST FUCKING VIRGINIA!

Secret Identity

]]> 11:375550:c5003602 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:15:15 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5003601 Mt Henry, Jerry Jones is on the phone and he really wants to talk to you.

sir_pantsalot

]]> 11:375550:c5003601 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:15:13 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5003576 He wanted to commemorate the 40th Anniversary of MLK's assassination by writing a Letter from Hamilton County Jail

Bobby_Big_Wheel

]]> 11:375550:c5003576 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:14:05 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5003562 Never trust a man with two first names.

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:375550:c5003562 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:13:19 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5003552 I'm drowning in those impossibly high cheekbones and delicate elfin earlobes.

ANTM future winner.

Scout

]]> 11:375550:c5003552 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:12:52 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5003545 The Dark Lord Nibs is cranky today.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> 11:375550:c5003545 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:12:22 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5003536 His face in that picture would be better suited for a Detroit Shock jersey.

The Sports Hernia

]]> 11:375550:c5003536 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:12:06 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5003530 I'm an excellent vandal.

Dad lets me punch 18 year olds and break car windows on the driveway.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:375550:c5003530 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:11:58 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5003524 Mr. Henry, meet Mr. Jones.

The latest 3rd rate rasslin tag-team. Coming soon to a livestock arena near you!!!!

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> 11:375550:c5003524 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:11:49 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5003509 April Fool's Day was on Tuesday, so clearly this post fell through the cracks of Gawker IT, right?

Secret Identity

]]> 11:375550:c5003509 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:11:04 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5003495 and in other news, the sun rose in the East today, water is still wet, and Chris Berman is rotund.

Hit Bull Win Steak

]]> 11:375550:c5003495 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:10:26 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5003492 Chad Johnson's upcoming hold out will open up vast opportunities for me to prove myself. How shall I celebrate this new found window of opportunity? By punching an 18-year-old in the face and breaking his car window with a beer bottle, of course!

Schluby

]]> 11:375550:c5003492 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:10:24 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5003490 Quite a resume` Mr. Henry is putting together.

UpstateUnderdog

]]> 11:375550:c5003490 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:10:05 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5003486 @Lindsay Lohans Left Boob: Thank you Bengals WR's for being absolute shitheads this season before it even starts!
- Rest of the sports world.

/Fixed
/Nice to give the Knicks a break every once in a while



What Would Kornheiser Do? Presented by Larsen's Biscuits

]]> 11:375550:c5003486 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:09:49 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5003483 It's the 18 year-old's fault for parking his car right in front of the recycling bin. Henry was just doing his part to help the environment.

the earl of weaver

]]> 11:375550:c5003483 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:09:44 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5003468 Please welcome your new wide out for the Philadelphia Eagles...!

Civil Negligence

]]> 11:375550:c5003468 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:09:13 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5003463 Chris is too competitive to let Chad Johnson lead the team in off season drama.

7-8 Deville

]]> 11:375550:c5003463 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:09:00 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5003462 He still looks better than Shaq's new gal.

David Hume

]]> 11:375550:c5003462 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:08:59 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5003459 Just a gangster I 'spose

Stev D

]]> 11:375550:c5003459 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:08:52 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5003457 At least Chad has come to his senses after his little hissy fit on ESPN last night.

Matt Saracen

]]> 11:375550:c5003457 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:08:38 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5003455 Next week, Geraldo Rivera opens the Chris Henry Archives on LIVE TV!

ArkansasFred

]]> 11:375550:c5003455 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:08:32 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5003456 @tater: *been

tater

]]> 11:375550:c5003456 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:08:32 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5003450 Could have been worse...he could have arrested Pringling it to her in a library.

tater

]]> 11:375550:c5003450 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:08:15 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5003439 This fierce tranny is one hot mess!

Gourmet Spud

]]> 11:375550:c5003439 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:07:37 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5003414 FACT: Stealing someone's Skyline or LaRosa's is penalty by death. If you ask me, this UC student got off light.
/Wishing this was the case

Fuck you Bengals WR's for ruining this season before it even starts!

Lindsay Lohans Left Boob

]]> 11:375550:c5003414 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:06:39 EDT <![CDATA[Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> http://deadspin.com/375550/chris-henry-arrested-again-really-chris-really-update-and-now-hes-gone#c5003410 Let he who has not punched an 18-year-old in the face cast the first stone.

What? That bitch was mouthy.

BigTenObsession

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