<![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum - Deadspin Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum - Deadspin Comments]]> http://deadspin.com Fri, 04 Apr 2008 01:12:43 EDT Fri, 04 Apr 2008 01:12:43 EDT http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5021010 The year after I graduated from Cal, Stanfurd lost by one point in the Final Four. I remember calling my best friend from college to rejoice that they were "so close they could taste it".

I'm smiling now just thinking about it, nine years later. Suffer, you fuckers.

swing4

]]> 11:375582:c5021010 Fri, 04 Apr 2008 01:12:43 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5016574 @Little Lebowski Urban Achiever: What? Like the back of a Volkswagen?

Seabass

]]> 11:375582:c5016574 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 18:08:56 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5016536 Wait, you want us to just pretend we're that college student?

And:
In my lifetime, I've been cockblocked by friends, romantic rivals, a lack of available taxis, expired condoms, whiskeydick, the presence of roommates, untimely phone calls, blackouts, my vomit, her vomit (though I was willing to overlook the vomit, it still ended the night anyway), injurious falls, the realization on the girl's part that I'm me, card key failure at a security gate, God, and poop on my towels.

PrinceMyshkin

]]> 11:375582:c5016536 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 18:05:55 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5016304 We used to have an axiom back in college: Go ugly early. And why should you go ugly early? Because you will go ugly anyway.

Bluenatic

]]> 11:375582:c5016304 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 17:54:28 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5016175 Y'know, one day, Tito Puente will be dead, and you'll say, "Oh, I've been listening to him for years, and I think he's fabulous."

MyronCopacetic

]]> 11:375582:c5016175 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 17:48:09 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5016160 "I've been cockblocked by friends, romantic rivals, a lack of available taxis, expired condoms, whiskeydick, the presence of roommates, untimely phone calls, blackouts, my vomit, her vomit"

One of my best sexcual experiences, ever, was a night when I vomited, and it did not even present a speed bump for the sexual momentum. To this day I feel privileged to have been #2 on a 9-guy roster for that hot, luscious gal over a 4-day stretch. She was a naughty one. It's sick, and sad- but I'm oh so glad...

Then again, I played rugby, which means my definition of a good time may be "non-traditional".

Bullet_Tooth_Tony

]]> 11:375582:c5016160 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 17:47:09 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5016122 Big Daddy Drew, your extended metaphors speak to me in the same way that Toby Keith lyrics speak to southern rednecks.

Shenanigans

]]> 11:375582:c5016122 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 17:45:25 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5015490 @Lady Andrea:

Mrs. Puente never seem to have any trouble with Tito fucking with the rhythm.

BTW, the first time I read that comment, I had whole different interpretation. I was wondering when did you meet Tito Puente? :)

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:375582:c5015490 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 17:17:19 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5015426 @mingusmonk:, @Lady Andrea: Paul Desmond=White dude who plays saxophone:Juancho=white dude who plays saxophone.

Ok, sure, not as famously, but...

Juancho

]]> 11:375582:c5015426 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 17:14:47 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5015302 I just try and have sex with girls in a very uncomfortable place.

Little Lebowski Urban Achiever

]]> 11:375582:c5015302 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 17:09:25 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5015291 Mor sports plez thanks

Dr. Spaceman

]]> 11:375582:c5015291 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 17:08:42 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5015140 @Lady Andrea:

I am desperately trying to envision a scenario where Dave Brubeck would have gotten me laid in 1993. Not happening.

Of course, any scenario of me getting laid in 1993 is kind of difficult to imagine. Rough year.

MyronCopacetic

]]> 11:375582:c5015140 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 17:02:22 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5015139 @Secret Identity: I cannot stand the commercial where the douchebag talks about Babe Ruth and striking out

poutineandgravy

]]> 11:375582:c5015139 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 17:02:21 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5015116 @mingusmonk: yes, I am. : )

@mingusmonk: that's an excellent piece too.

Lady Andrea

]]> 11:375582:c5015116 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 17:01:39 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5015045 @mingusmonk: We have moments of occasional lucidity here. Then we pick up the bottle of gin again.

Juancho

]]> 11:375582:c5015045 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 16:59:11 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5014345 Jazz threadjack? The fuck?!?!

So anyhow, when it comes to Brubeck, I prefer In Your Own Sweet Way.

mingusmonk

]]> 11:375582:c5014345 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 16:36:43 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5014168 @UkraineNotWeak: Asia Carrera is like classic rock; she never goes out of style.

metalmaniac

]]> 11:375582:c5014168 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 16:31:22 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5014106 @Lady Andrea: If Brubeck, Coltrane and Miles were legit hook-up material, I would have had my music collection on display in the huge picture window in my single days. There's a reason you don't see Thelonious Monk bumper stickers.

You're a rare bird.

mingusmonk

]]> 11:375582:c5014106 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 16:28:57 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5013907 @Lady Andrea: Costanza hates pooldick more than whiskeydick.

The Sports Hernia

]]> 11:375582:c5013907 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 16:22:28 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5013816 @Storming the Floor:
Actually for Kansas...it's like finding a new girl who's never been there before and hooking up but doing it while the old girlfriend is watching and hoping that the old gf gets so jealous her head explodes and as a result coaches North Carolina badly to lose.

tater

]]> 11:375582:c5013816 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 16:19:08 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5013762 "(When choosing between drinking for a free at a party and going to bar and paying for drinks, 99 percent of women choose the bar.)"

You're a sage Drew, a fucking sage!

quick

]]> 11:375582:c5013762 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 16:17:28 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5013704 Brilliant use of the Mortal Kombat fatality combo. It really is the same with women...push the right buttons at the right time and something awesome happens.

tater

]]> 11:375582:c5013704 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 16:15:43 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5013697 In my lifetime, I've been cockblocked by friends, romantic rivals, a lack of available taxis, etc.
--------------------------------------
count yourself lucky that 'jail' isn't on that list.



drewheyman

]]> 11:375582:c5013697 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 16:15:24 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5013136 Jesus, what a rollercoaster ride; At first I thought the post was going to hear a detailed story about Stephen Curry getting laid at a frat party, then BDD basically dissected my entire University experience to a tee, made me hate working and wish I was back in Uni, then got me all hot and bothered about that KU-Davidson game, and at the end I somehow just want to get drunk. But not "let's party" drunk, just "leave me alone" drunk.

nice post

jabostick

]]> 11:375582:c5013136 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:55:47 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5013114 This deserves a standing-O. Brilliant as usual.

SlickBomb

]]> 11:375582:c5013114 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:55:11 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5013003 @BreakfastBourbon: as opposed to Mingus Mingus Mingus Mingus Mingus.

Juancho

]]> 11:375582:c5013003 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:51:06 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5012891 @Laser Guided: I actually don't like the way he fucks with the rhythm. It makes it too frantic, instead of smooth and kind of sultry. I'm not a fan.

Lady Andrea

]]> 11:375582:c5012891 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:47:51 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5012765 @Juancho: putting on Mingus Ah Um...not so much. Philistines.

BreakfastBourbon

]]> 11:375582:c5012765 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:43:54 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5012626 @Lady Andrea: since you are obviously a "take five" fan, Tito Puente's rendition is unbelievable.

Laser Guided

]]> 11:375582:c5012626 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:39:34 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5012579 I was once in the middle of a hook-up only to have her phone ring and it was her boyfriend driving in from the school he went to, to see her. I know exactly how Curry felt to be so close.

CubsDynasty

]]> 11:375582:c5012579 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:38:06 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5012568 @Juancho: As do you. Coltrane is my bar-none favorite musician. I still don't think that fact ever got me laid, but I don't think I was smart enough to try it.

Storming the Floor

]]> 11:375582:c5012568 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:37:51 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5012499 @Storming the Floor: You sir, have excellent taste.

Juancho

]]> 11:375582:c5012499 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:35:48 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5012468 @The Man with No Name: Amen. I've never gotten Simplex A, but I've been known to have issues with Simplex B

7th Floor King Dingaling

]]> 11:375582:c5012468 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:34:47 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5012454 "Fuck bitches, get money." -Ted DiBiase

Doyle McPoyle

]]> 11:375582:c5012454 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:34:12 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5012450 @Secret Identity: When you mentioned "In the VIP" I was thinking of the website.

André Roussimoff

]]> 11:375582:c5012450 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:34:06 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5012374 @Signal to Noise:

No, she's ALWAYS that one.

Secret Identity

]]> 11:375582:c5012374 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:32:09 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5012241 @Juancho: I second that - a woman who is immune to Hartman is damaged in some way.

Storming the Floor

]]> 11:375582:c5012241 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:27:06 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5012227 @The Fan's Attic: Its times like these that I am glad I am married.

@Gus Johnson's Cardiologist: As you said. No love for the roommate. Period.

crazyjoedavola

]]> 11:375582:c5012227 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:26:44 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5012161 Actually, some of us are Kansas fans. So for us, it was like hooking up with a sort of plain girl that we really like, letting it go too far, knowing we shouldn't do it, but just going ahead and awkwardly sealing the deal. Then we never speak to each other again, and all of our mutual friends end up hating me.

I mean Kansas.

Storming the Floor

]]> 11:375582:c5012161 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:24:30 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5012111 @The Fan's Attic: Ah yes....the point in time when I realized I was now playing in the Grown-up world. Nothing quite like chatting up a woman for a couple of hours and not noticing she's wearing a band and rock that can be seen from space.

IfindUrlacherfaithdisturbing

]]> 11:375582:c5012111 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:22:10 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5011946 @Juancho: really, he could not have done better than "Take Five." I have just always loved that song and the fact that it was on his iPod to begin with and then that it was the first song that he put on scored MAJOR points with me.

Lady Andrea

]]> 11:375582:c5011946 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:17:18 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5011944 The opening to this reminded me of the introduction of Sean Bateman's character, which is a good thing. And how come no love for the roommate who gets caught watching while pretending to sleep and is asked to join in?

//read too many Penthouse Forums

Gus Johnson's Cardiologist

]]> 11:375582:c5011944 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:17:11 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5011935 @Civil Negligence:

Who the fuck frames an ASIA poster?!?!?!

Grandjester

]]> 11:375582:c5011935 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:17:00 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5011896 @The Man with No Name: There is a third type. You can get a decent hardon but midway through the booze really kicks in and you lose it. I call this the Old School Whiskey Dick-- great movie for the first 2/3 but the last third was anticlimactic--much like the third type of whiskey dick.

The Fan’s Attic

]]> 11:375582:c5011896 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:16:04 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5011885 @The Fan's Attic: cool girls are down for whatever else might happen...and don't judge and want to try again sometime.

@Carlton_Whitfield: he may have been, but I think he put it on b/c it was softer, non-distracting music and then HE was impressed that I new the artists. It worked out well.

Lady Andrea

]]> 11:375582:c5011885 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:15:41 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5011867 @strong like bull smart like tractor: Well, in a way...

Juancho

]]> 11:375582:c5011867 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:15:12 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5011846 @The Man with No Name: After 4 hours, contact your physician..

crazyjoedavola

]]> 11:375582:c5011846 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:14:36 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5011803 @Lady Andrea: This Record+girl= panty removal

Juancho

]]> 11:375582:c5011803 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:13:30 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5011767 @Lady Andrea: By "roll with it" do you mean, roll over in bed and sleep/leave/finish what he started?

The Fan’s Attic

]]> 11:375582:c5011767 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:12:24 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5011764 @PeteJayhawk: Seconded.

Carlton_Whitfield

]]> 11:375582:c5011764 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:12:10 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5011747 @crazyjoedavola: I have found that there are two types of whiskeydick:

Simplex A: Your run of the mill whiskeydick. No hard on, whatsoever.

Simplex B: Hard on = HARD ON! No matter what she does, ain't nothing gonna happen and you will be at attention all night long.

This is why I drink Jim Beam, for the utter disappointment it brings to my already disappoint life.

The Man with No Name

]]> 11:375582:c5011747 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:11:47 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5011736 @Lady Andrea: Are you sure he wasn't just using that "use jazz to impress girls" page from the playbook?

Carlton_Whitfield

]]> 11:375582:c5011736 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:11:29 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5011725 @Weed Against Speed: That's not cat hair...

strong like bull smart like tractor

]]> 11:375582:c5011725 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:11:16 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5011715 I don't ever recall getting blocked. I may have gotten inconvenienced, but there's always a classroom or space under football stadium on the way to the sororities/dorm to hook up. If you weren't confident to try somewhere else and/or she wasn't game for it, then it probably was just going to end in blue balls anyways.

dismalScientist

]]> 11:375582:c5011715 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:10:55 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5011711 @TheStarterWife: There's also this great one that I personally had happen to me.

"Remember, you're married."

Me: "Oh shit!"*

*They didn't teach us to look at ring fingers in the early stages of college.

The Fan’s Attic

]]> 11:375582:c5011711 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:10:52 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5011688 I used to be obsessed with hooking up with chicks. After I got kicked out of my frat house, I had to spend a semester pretending to be a member of a female sorority. We had our ups and downs, I learned a few lessons about treating women better and Harlan Williams really helped provide some much needed comic relief.

Oh, and the guy from that show about Superman was my friend.

Stev D

]]> 11:375582:c5011688 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:10:17 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5011662 @crazyjoedavola: sometimes...it just happens. Cool girls roll with it.

@Juancho: he had a whole jazz playlist that started with "Take Five" and went through some Miles and Coltrane. I was impressed.

Lady Andrea

]]> 11:375582:c5011662 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:09:24 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5011629 @Phatty: Indeed. Me and nature are simpatico.

Crookednose

]]> 11:375582:c5011629 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:08:29 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5011621 And thus, an entire sporting nation was cockblocked.

Well, not an entire sporting nation.

PeteJayhawk

]]> 11:375582:c5011621 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:08:17 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5011605 Blacking out stops people from hooking up?
I guess that's why things went so poorly when I roofied myself.


DeepFriar

]]> 11:375582:c5011605 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:07:27 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5011531 @Crookednose: Sometimes you just have to let nature runs its course.

Phatty

]]> 11:375582:c5011531 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:05:40 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5011516 Drew, you went to Colby.
3.5 hookups, sadly, is about average.
It ain't like being Leinert at USC.

Carson

]]> 11:375582:c5011516 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:05:03 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5011511 By the way.... the fucks a boat race table?

ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos

]]> 11:375582:c5011511 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:04:53 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5011510 I am so disappointed that this wasn't about Curry literally getting cock-blocked at a party.

Chick: Aren't you that basketball player?

Curry: Yeah, baby. I averaged over 30 pts per game in the Tourney.

Chick: You should have taken the last shot, asshole.

BigTenObsession

]]> 11:375582:c5011510 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:04:52 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5011509 Although, the phrase whiskeydick sends a shudder right through me...

/Not that its happenned

crazyjoedavola

]]> 11:375582:c5011509 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:04:47 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5011438 Not about-to-pass-out shitfaced, but pretty drunk and quite pleased about it.

What time was this party? Two in the afternoon?

/I've said too much

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:375582:c5011438 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:02:33 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5011429 @Lady Andrea: Wow, I was a fucking jazz studies major in college.

Juancho

]]> 11:375582:c5011429 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:02:24 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5011395 Well done Drew

Cousins of Ron Mexico

]]> 11:375582:c5011395 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:01:39 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5011380 @supermike5alive: It was just that once. And she had her period, too.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> 11:375582:c5011380 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:01:01 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5011343 @Phatty: And that momentum is impossible to stop.

Crookednose

]]> 11:375582:c5011343 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:59:37 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5011311 @Secret Identity: and the mother hen is often the one in the group that you and your friends are debating over who has to take one for the team.

Signal to Noise

]]> 11:375582:c5011311 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:58:51 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5011296 As a creepy roommate, I found that article offensive.

Gourmet Spud

]]> 11:375582:c5011296 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:58:23 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5011290 @TheStarterWife:

just because he didn't go down on Rachel... I mean, we've all heard about her.

supermike5alive

]]> 11:375582:c5011290 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:58:17 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5011273 @Afino: Sadly, he was alone.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> 11:375582:c5011273 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:57:46 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5011271 @ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos:

You know, I actually thought that too when reading through it the first time.

Afino

]]> 11:375582:c5011271 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:57:44 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5011265 @ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos: That's how Dee Mirch rolls.

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:375582:c5011265 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:57:32 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5011254 Any of these things could easily trip up your endgame......the presence of roommates

That never stopped my roommates, both freshman and sophomore year. Dude came home around 3am (I didn't go out, I was sick) and he thought I was asleep. Yeah....

Luckily, the lights were out. But, sounds were made...

Afino

]]> 11:375582:c5011254 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:57:08 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5011220 I must say, reading this made me realize that getting divorced at 32 felt a lot like revisiting college.

Just with MUCH better booze.

Becky_MI

]]> 11:375582:c5011220 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:56:10 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5011199 "....sloppy oral sex on a secondhand plaid couch covered in cat hair. The possibility is now REAL. You can almost taste it! Mmmmmm!"

Please tell me you aren't talking about the cat hair.

ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos

]]> 11:375582:c5011199 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:55:30 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5011196 Really, the most dangerous part of a girl having to say good-bye to her friends is that they might be the ones sober (or smart enough) to talk the potential hook-up out if going home with he guy.

1) "Him? Really? Hmmmm..." followed by the shake of the head.
2) "No... you know better. He never called you back last time. Sleeping with him a second time isn't going to help."
3) "Don't you have an 8am class?" (Walk of shame is worse when it is straight to class.)
4) "Rachel hooked up with him once. He won't go down on you, so don't bother."

TheStarterWife

]]> 11:375582:c5011196 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:55:22 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5011161 We've got a show up on Canadian TV called "In the VIP".

Four (seemingly) non douchebaggy-guy hosts send two (usually) douchebaggy guys into a popular club with various challenges on picking up women, which are followed on hidden camera and judged by the hosts for their effectiveness and style.

There is no greater obstacle than the "mother hen" - whatever chick is in charge of getting her girls out and will under no circumstances allow them to potentially have a better night than she is having.

Secret Identity

]]> 11:375582:c5011161 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:54:20 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5011146 What are these "parties" and "dorms" and "sex" you speak of?

/Commuter college grad

McCroskey

]]> 11:375582:c5011146 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:53:38 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5011138 I never want to graduate college.

VTBen

]]> 11:375582:c5011138 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:53:25 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5011132 @Weed Against Speed: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?

Sex-Panther

]]> 11:375582:c5011132 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:53:14 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5011123 Wait. So how does Kobe Bryant violating a college girl play into this?

DannyNoonan

]]> 11:375582:c5011123 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:52:54 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5011101 I was totally with you right up until the part about basketball.

MeSoHornsby

]]> 11:375582:c5011101 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:52:17 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5011085 "Damnit, I was totally cockblocked back there."

"Dude, she maced you."

"Yeah, when you showed up."

Gourmet Spud

]]> 11:375582:c5011085 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:51:52 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5011079 @UkraineNotWeak: had a guy put on "Take Five" by Brubeck once, which happens to be one of my favorite jazz numbers. That was fucking money.

@TomDaddyDollars: some of us just prefer to buy our own.

Lady Andrea

]]> 11:375582:c5011079 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:51:39 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5011076 A night out, for men, is graded Pass-Fail. Did you not hook up? You failed. Better luck next time. Did you hook up? You passed.

My friends would argue that I completed many, many nights in college. Because I didn't fail, but I sure as shit didn't pass.

Phony Gwynn

]]> 11:375582:c5011076 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:51:35 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5011069 @Afino: Double amputee.

MoBot

]]> 11:375582:c5011069 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:51:26 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5011033 I wondered why Davidson had changed their mascot to a giant blue ball.

blackheartededitor

]]> 11:375582:c5011033 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:50:11 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5011027 A girl I was chatting up once in college didn't so much "trip and fall" as "unexpectedly received a kegstand without bracing her hands on the keg and ended up face-planting right into the floor."

the earl of weaver

]]> 11:375582:c5011027 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:50:07 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5011009 @Weed Against Speed:

"Am I going to...y'know, have trouble walking after this?"
"Only if we do it right."

Signal to Noise

]]> 11:375582:c5011009 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:49:29 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5011008 "Which brings us to Davidson." was as smooth a transition as the one in Shinbone Alley/Hard to Exist.

FThat

]]> 11:375582:c5011008 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:49:26 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5010994 3.5?

What happened on the .5?

Afino

]]> 11:375582:c5010994 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:49:03 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5010976 the last play of Davidson/Kansas -

like watching Rick Derris fuck your girlfriend on a gaming table.

grungedave

]]> 11:375582:c5010976 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:48:41 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5010962 @ftrain: Yup, same here. As long as Howies keeps it in his sweat pants, how bad could it be?

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> 11:375582:c5010962 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:48:21 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5010960 Who c-blocked the point of this post?

Monkey Bidness

]]> 11:375582:c5010960 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:48:20 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5010949 @Civil Negligence: Asia in the hizzy! Though i preferred the rival continent- Europe

crazyjoedavola

]]> 11:375582:c5010949 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:47:59 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5010945 When I lost my sexual momentum in college, my hogging momentum would immediately begin to skyrocket.

Phatty

]]> 11:375582:c5010945 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:47:49 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5010936 ...the realization on the girl's part that I'm me, card key failure at a security gate, God, and more.

Your apartment building doesn't have a wheelchair ramp...

What?

Weed Against Speed

]]> 11:375582:c5010936 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:47:28 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5010930 @Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter:

Tune in next week, when The Schwab teaches Sex Ed.

Dude, I'm trying to eat here.

ftrain

]]> 11:375582:c5010930 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:47:18 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5010921 Best advice on sex and dating I've read or seen since Mike Damone's five point plan:

First of all Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:375582:c5010921 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:46:55 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5010912 @Juancho: Which would just be plain sad.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> 11:375582:c5010912 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:46:41 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5010908 Get over here!

/Scorpion

ColleywoodBanjo

]]> 11:375582:c5010908 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:46:33 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5010906 Sometimes I forget how much I miss college. Then I remember the house parties.

Fuck me, working sucks so much.

muggsybogues

]]> 11:375582:c5010906 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:46:30 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5010903 @The Fan's Attic: If they are paying, they're either stupid and/or unattractive. You can always find some dude stupid or horny enough to pay for your drinks.

TomDaddyDollars

]]> 11:375582:c5010903 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:46:23 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5010886 @Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: Nah, Starvin' Marvin's better built than that guy.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> 11:375582:c5010886 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:45:53 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5010885 @UkraineNotWeak: He could have said Tia Carrera, but that meant he would have been jackin' it to a copy of Wayne's World in 1992.

Juancho

]]> 11:375582:c5010885 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:45:48 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5010866 What are those cops doing with E.T.?

Carlton_Whitfield

]]> 11:375582:c5010866 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:45:11 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5010846 I have no idea what any of that was about.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to writing my Dark Angel fanfic.

ArkansasFred

]]> 11:375582:c5010846 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:44:48 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5010843 @MitchKayak: it goes both ways, not only could she realize you are you, you could realize that she's a bad idea. (Seriously, it actually happened once.)

But Davidson may actually have a worse analogy: when it stops during the make-out and there was more to come -- until one party thought better (or worse) of it.

Beautifully done, Drew.

Signal to Noise

]]> 11:375582:c5010843 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:44:42 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5010837 @UkraineNotWeak: 2001? Try 1993.

[www.iafd.com]

Also, dude, when she say's "Let's go back to my room," You say, "Sure, but let's sneak out of here." Or just roofie her drink.

-Luis Polonia

Sex-Panther

]]> 11:375582:c5010837 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:44:27 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5010831 "if you're a guy, and you're 20 years old, the whole reason you went out this night, the whole reason you motivated to leave your room after pre-gaming with that case of Busch and bottle of Captain's, instead of staying home and jerking it to whatever Asia Carrera DVD is on top of the pile (there's no way you ever bothered to put those discs back into their respective cases), was to get to this point."

I'm 36 and it's still the only reason I ever go out.

/suddenly realizing how sad my life is

the sieve

]]> 11:375582:c5010831 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:44:16 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5010808 You may have to make sure SHE isn't in the same position.

But if she's already in the position and on her knees you might as well. What's another 30 seconds of gagging on something?

twoeightnine

]]> 11:375582:c5010808 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:43:29 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5010804 @ghostsoftheSCupcountry: i think that is South Park's Starvin' Marvin

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

]]> 11:375582:c5010804 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:43:25 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5010802 What matters is that you potentially have a warm female body to rub against, which is all any man ever wants.

I call plagiarism--I know I heard this same line from Kordell Stewart.

Slothrop

]]> 11:375582:c5010802 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:43:18 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5010780 @UkraineNotWeak: Hell, I may have to have a film festival this weekend.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> 11:375582:c5010780 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:42:24 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5010754 When choosing between drinking for a free at a party and going to bar and paying for drinks, 99 percent of women choose the bar.

They are not paying.

The Fan’s Attic

]]> 11:375582:c5010754 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:41:10 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5010750 this is also going up on Jezebel right?

DeepFriar

]]> 11:375582:c5010750 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:41:06 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5010728 It was the heat of the moment
Telling me what your heart meant
Heat of the moment shone in your eyes

Civil Negligence

]]> 11:375582:c5010728 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:40:32 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5010725 @ghostsoftheSCupcountry:

That is true.

I must admit, I think it moved while I was reading.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:375582:c5010725 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:40:29 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5010703 oh man, college was fun.

thanks for the addition of Unsilent's home video!

supermike5alive

]]> 11:375582:c5010703 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:39:31 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5010696 In my lifetime, I've been cockblocked by friends, romantic rivals, a lack of available taxis, expired condoms, whiskeydick, the presence of roommates, untimely phone calls, blackouts, my vomit, her vomit (though I was willing to overlook the vomit, it still ended the night anyway), injurious falls, the realization on the girl's part that I'm me, card key failure at a security gate, God, and more.
So then you just went over to the library to look for a new prospect, right?


J-No

]]> 11:375582:c5010696 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:39:24 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5010691 Great. Now I'll have to explain to my wife why I'm sporting a raging boner while watching the Final Four.

Senators Lost Cojones

]]> 11:375582:c5010691 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:39:14 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5010668 Awesome. Hearing Drew talk about sex for two weeks in a row has completely repulsed from ever having it again! Goodbye STDs and unwanted pregnancy!

Tune in next week, when The Schwab teaches Sex Ed.

Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter

]]> 11:375582:c5010668 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:38:31 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5010659 @UkraineNotWeak: I was about to write the same damn thing. I expect the next column to have many Seka references.

DennyCrane

]]> 11:375582:c5010659 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:38:18 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5010656 "the realization on the girl's part that I'm me"

That was always the most painful. The few seconds of sober realization was horrifying to both her and me.

MitchKayak

]]> 11:375582:c5010656 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:38:14 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5010646 @UkraineNotWeak: The classics never die.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> 11:375582:c5010646 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:37:44 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5010632 And who's the Alien in the first photo?

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> 11:375582:c5010632 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:37:05 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5010594 BRING BACK THE GUEST LECTURE SERIES!

jk, bro. Fucking awesome.

Monday Morning Punter

]]> 11:375582:c5010594 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:35:54 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5010595 Asia Carrera DVDs?

When did you start writing this post? 2001?

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:375582:c5010595 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:35:54 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5010580 I never got cockblocked by my roommate, because I killed him.

And...uh...never got laid in college.

Rob Iracane

]]> 11:375582:c5010580 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:35:31 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5010545 I look forward to reading Jerramy Stevens' rebuttal.

MattinglysSideburns

]]> 11:375582:c5010545 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:34:28 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5010539 When my wife sees me on Deadspin that usually stops any thoughts of sexual momentum

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]]> 11:375582:c5010539 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:34:23 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5010527 One reason I do not miss college. After all that work, a roommate who just will not get the hell out of the room.

crazyjoedavola

]]> 11:375582:c5010527 Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:33:41 EDT <![CDATA[Davidson And The Fragile Nature Of Sexual Momentum]]> http://deadspin.com/375582/davidson-and-the-fragile-nature-of-sexual-momentum#c5010500 Or, you could just find a fugly female, double-wrap it, and take what ya can from the evening. Like the prospect of Bill Self pulling a Roy Williams after UNC beats the Hell out of Kansas.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

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