<![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> My Nemesis's mother is also named Mary Carey.

She's a Catholic elementary school's lunch-lady, or was, ten years ago.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> Does this mean that Jeff Conaway has to make out with Candace Parker now?

MyronCopacetic

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> @muggsybogues: +1

EditorOfTheDailyFaberian

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> @Phony Gwynn: Is "ruined by a broken pipe" some sort of euphamism, or did that really happen?

Spanish Necktie

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> Hideki Matsui could not be reached for comment.

Bluenatic

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> Yikes. I seem to recall some horrifying Daily Show segment where she repeatedly farted. It was not sexy. It was anti-sexy.

suntastic

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> @HappyFeltonsGloryHole: Yea, I couldn't think of any female athletes comparable to Jason "the doctor will see you in room 3" Smith.

How do you spell retard?

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> @How do you spell retard?:

I think the NCAA tourney participants would be more interested in Mary than Evan.

HappyFeltonsGloryHole

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> @drewheyman: What if it were made of barbecue spare ribs, would you eat it then?

How do you spell retard?

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> If you think those are large, you should see her vajayjay.

GreatOdensRaven

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> In related news, Evan Stone was seen at Women's NCAA tournament, and boned everyone.

Jason Smith? I guess I was wrong to think Lou Williams.

How do you spell retard?

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> That's Skeets' girlfriend?

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> @Phatty: i mean, your boobs are huge.

Laser Guided

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> I'm the kind of neurotic who thinks, "Yeah, she's hot, but her family's so fucked up her mom jumped off a three-story building...."
/true story
/and she lived

What Would Kornheiser Do?

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> @Civil Negligence: It's the 7th inning stretch! the bases are loaded, and so am I!! If the moon was made of cheese, would you eat it???

Wrong Caray?

drewheyman

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> Sex Always Sexy in Sex-o-delphia

Stev D

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> Way to represent Colorado State, Jason Smith.

If your internet is down, your porn stash got ruined by a broken pipe, and your DVD player is broken, Carey's funbags on Cinemax are an adequate* substitution.

*if you absolutely must flog the dolphin.

Phony Gwynn

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> @Doyle McPoyle: The fact that you came up with that on your own suggests to me you should see a doctor.

On that note, +1.

Civil Negligence

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> I don't care what most of you say, I think I'm in love.

Evgeni Merkin

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> @Hit Bull Win Steak: I'd rather be known as a guy... who likes... porn.

I Party With Smoot

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> @HebrewHammer: Winner!

Dr. Michael Mancini

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> @Dr. Michael Mancini: Veronica Uranus?

Im Hafner the man I used to be back when I was using PEDs

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> Stanley Pringle would like to know if you have any more pictures of Ms. Carey.

Barry Lutz

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> porn enthusiast

is that what they're calling it now?

Hit Bull Win Steak

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> @Weed Against Speed: Is that what the Japanese call the penis?

The Fan’s Attic

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> Thanks Deadspin for again trying to get me fired

7th Floor King Dingaling

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> @ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos: Well played.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> Of course Shavlik Randolph was involved in this.

André Roussimoff

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> Oh cool, I can read this and not get in trouble.

It's considered "research" at my office.

I Party With Smoot

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> The makeout session ended when Stanley Pringle gave Carey a facial, and they didn't even know he was standing there.

Doyle McPoyle

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> @Civil Negligence: At this point, not much difference.

Juancho

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> But what does she think of the Molina brothers?

Secret Identity

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> Yes, I'll touch your body.

Wrong Carey?

Civil Negligence

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> @The Fan's Attic: Yeah, I can see it.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> @Weed Against Speed: Maybe...but I believe there is a donkey involved in both.

ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> All this time, I thought people were deliberately misspelling Mariah Carey to be ironic or something. I'm not even joking.

futuremrsrickankiel

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> @Dr. Michael Mancini: V-erotica Mars?

HebrewHammer

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> @ghostsoftheSCupcountry: probably just "clap on, clap...on, clap...oh you get the picture."

The Fan’s Attic

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> @ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos: I think you are confusing a porn star's pension and what someone got when they picked the wrong box on Let's Make A Deal.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> @Gourmet Spud: Is there a way to store cocaine and humiliation in a Roth IRA?

David Hume

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> @Dr. Michael Mancini: Veronica Rears.....? Yeah, I suck at this.

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> @Lady Andrea: I knew who she was, silly. You could have gone Big Love.

At least you didn't make a Mamma Mia! reference.

Juancho

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> @Gourmet Spud: A lifetime supply of Valtrex.

Wait... or is that Turtle Wax and Rice-a-Roni?

ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> Clap on, clap off.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> @Juancho: @ArkansasFred: Lilly Kane on Veronica Mars, one of the Mean Girls. [imdb.com]

Sorry.

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> @parker91: gallagher?

iantenna

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> @Lady Andrea: @Juancho: Please don't give any producer ideas about casting her as Lilly Kane in the porno version of Veronica Mars.

Dr. Michael Mancini

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> It should be noted that Jason Smith also considers Jean Kasem, Sally Kellerman and Dame Edna "goddesses", as well.

MattinglysSideburns

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> I mean...I wanna squeeze em.

Phatty

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> @Gourmet Spud: Motel Sixes.

/lame attempt at Italian wordplay

The Fan’s Attic

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> Is she a verteran too?
/Mike Cooper'd

Bunkie Perkins

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> @Signal to Noise: Well duh, she's from Cleveland.

Juancho

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> tranny surprise

MattMillenFanClub

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> @Lady Andrea: I have absolutely no clue who that is but I look forward to her eventual nightmare spiral into booze and hardcore drugs.

ArkansasFred

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> @Dany Heatley Speedwagon: Damn.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> @Lady Andrea: This ain't Defamer, you'll have to explain who Amanda Seyfried to many of your audience.

Juancho

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> @Lady Andrea: she just looks like white trash.

I remember the recall election coverage when I lived in L.A. You couldn't make 'em dumber than Mary Carey without some serious genetic engineering or Idiocracy-style devolution.

Signal to Noise

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> Nobody?

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> @Gourmet Spud: Whoa, dude, you got that wrong. I think it's called a penison.

Weed Against Speed

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> she frightens my gentials

MenaceIISobriety

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> Does anyone else feel like a glass of milk?

Also, yes.

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> Smith during the game: itching to get in there and show what he can do with the ball.

Smith after a game: itching.

hockalees

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> That was nice of the Padres to make a custom alternate jersey for her.

the earl of weaver

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> You can almost smell the VD oozing off of her.

ghostsoftheSCupcountry

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> @muggsybogues: Shyla Styles would like a word.

Im Hafner the man I used to be back when I was using PEDs

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> @Burning_River: I'm not proud of this, but I used to give it to a girl in college who came down with mono. I still gave it to her, but didn't kiss her for months.
/super fun college!

muggsybogues

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> One of my favorite moments from Celebrity Rehab:

Dr Drew: Mary, you have a dangerous tendency to follow others.

Mary: No. That's not...(looks at everyone in the room, hoping they'll tell her what to say)

McCroskey

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> @muggsybogues: Mmmm. Raven Riley

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> Dr. Drew is disappointed.

Matt_T

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> She looks like White Trash Amanda Seyfried.

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> Good lord kid, get it together. Kissing is the one thing you shouldn't do with this chick.

Im Hafner the man I used to be back when I was using PEDs

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> k not KNOW them, but know OF them...you know, their work
/duh

muggsybogues

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> Smith, Jason: DNP (spontaneous penile combustion)

DennyCrane

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> Her breasts blend right in.

HebrewHammer

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> What sort of pension do ex-porn stars get?

Gourmet Spud

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> I know Aria Giovanni, Raven Riley, and, to a lesser extent, Flower Tucci. I'd call all of them goddesses. You, Mary Carey, are no goddess.

muggsybogues

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> BOOBIES!

Tebow2007

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> What's up fatty

SlantedAndDisenchanted

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> "Our eyes met across the crowed hat store, I a traveling salesman and she a coquettish haberdasher. She pursued and I withdrew; I pursued and she withdrew. And so I burned for her... much like the burning during urination I would experience soon after."

Carlton_Whitfield

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> My oh my those are big.

MeSoHornsby

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> She's probably cleaner than Alyssa Milano.

MitchKayak

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> would it kill California to have another recall election?

parker91

]]> <![CDATA[Jason Smith Might Be A Little Itchy]]> My old man calls those horse nuts.

Weed Against Speed

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