The Usual Dash Of Dollar Dog Night Bacchanalia - Deadspin Comments

The Usual Dash Of Dollar Dog Night Bacchanalia

Joetimek — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 13:15:57 EDT

I love Philadelphia. We've trademarked asshole-ing. We may not win championships, but we'll drink you under the table...and then body-slam you through it.

Joetimek

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The Sports Hernia — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 01:11:06 EDT

It's better than those nights where they used to hand out free Nimphius wigs at the Spectrum. Those were the days, that shit got wild.

The Sports Hernia

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The Coach is KILLING Me! — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 23:42:35 EDT

The most shocking thing to me in that photo is that there is a guy in a Padres jersey. I have never, EVER, met a Padres fan outside of San Diego, much less one willing to wear the jersey to a Phillies game. I may have to start reconsidering all the slacker fans around here...

The Coach is KILLING Me!

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RyanHowardToYoMutha — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 22:48:05 EDT

On Dollar Dog Night, all tickets in the 300 Level should be changed to read 700 Level. And the stadium should be renamed the Vet. And the Phillies should be renamed the Eagles.

RyanHowardToYoMutha

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Grandjester — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 18:45:37 EDT

@The Fan's Attic:

Need a roll of quaters to fill that coin slot.

Grandjester

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Jen P — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 18:12:04 EDT

And after thinking this through further, never mind. Nobody wants to see that.

Jen P

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Jen P — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 18:01:17 EDT

If we could somehow combine Dollar Dog Night with the previous Matt Leinart photo, I think we might have the gayest baseball promotion ever conceived ...

Jen P

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Al Czerviks Ride — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 17:58:48 EDT

@muggsybogues: Go crazy?

Al Czerviks Ride

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In Flagrante Delicto — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 17:36:48 EDT

In Miami, we've got male cheerleaders to clean all the mess up after the game. You didn't think Loria pays the Manatees in cash, did you?

In Flagrante Delicto

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workinghardhardlyworking — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 17:35:06 EDT

As a philadelphian, a college student, and a dollar dog day attendee I cannot confirm or deny that I was half a step away from that classy young woman with the putter face....

It's all in good fun

workinghardhardlyworking

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ArmansCopyOfSwank — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 17:33:28 EDT

@Moobs: Also, they try to avoid promos that feature the easily mutatable "O," so we avoid things like "Dahller Daghs." It's just too ugly.

ArmansCopyOfSwank

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How do you spell retard? — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 17:30:57 EDT

@Flαmεtown: With the return of Daulerio, Philadelphia now owns Deadspin and Bugs & Cranks.

How do you spell retard?

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JoeyBellesGPS — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 17:29:57 EDT

I give it two weeks until they boo Dollar Dog Night.

JoeyBellesGPS

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HugsFromHarold — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 17:28:24 EDT

@amorphous: wouldn't be surprised if the dude did her with the putter.

HugsFromHarold

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Yinka Double Dare — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 17:26:59 EDT

Hey, I've got an idea that should improve the situation. They should have Steve Dahl blow up a crate full of Creed albums during the 7th inning stretch.

Yinka Double Dare

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Moobs — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 17:26:56 EDT

Boston doesn't have a dollar dog night, I don't think...mostly because they're too busy charging people $10 for Red Sox Nation cards (for the window-lickers out there) and sucking our souls dry with a combination of astronomical ticket prices and red-tailed hawks.

Moobs

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How do you spell retard? — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 17:23:03 EDT

And I thought dollar hot dog night only happened when Anna Benson attends games.

How do you spell retard?

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How do you spell retard? — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 17:22:16 EDT

Damn, I can't wait for the next one! Unfortunately I can't attend any games until mid-May.

Dollar Dog Night + College Night= WWIII

How do you spell retard?

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Chamomiles Davis — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 17:19:43 EDT

Hey, I wear Axe... oh.

/hangs head, shuffles away

Chamomiles Davis

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UT Anthony — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 17:17:37 EDT

@Triple B: Just imagine if it were $1 slice of pizza night. I think I'd piss myself laughing as the spectacle unfolded

UT Anthony

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Shakεy — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 17:16:53 EDT

I love the new Philadelphia bias on deadspin!

Shakεy

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Balls State Explorer_explored — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 17:15:35 EDT

Decades ago, I went to a nickel beer night @ a Sixers game that still remains a topic of conversation. Walking around the Spectrum concourse, I saw more projectile vomiting and stumbling teenagers that night than I have the entirety of my life.

Balls State Explorer_explored

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7-8 Deville — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 17:15:10 EDT

Sounds like a typical night for Matt Linart.

7-8 Deville

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Cialis Cooper — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 17:11:06 EDT

@Triple B: I was somewhat taken aback by this coincidence as well.

Cialis Cooper

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UT Anthony — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 17:10:31 EDT

@Clare: Please tell me that isn't you chillin' in the parking lot with a golf club in your face

UT Anthony

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Matt Sussman — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 17:09:46 EDT

They're all fighting to get to the bathroom first.

Matt Sussman

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Civil Negligence — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 17:07:11 EDT

Well I could think of three things I'd like to do. One would involve some ice cubes and a nine iron. Two would involve a buffalo, live or stuffed, preferably stuffed for safety sake, and three, we bring back some of those ice cubes and switch it over to a pitching wedge.

Civil Negligence

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Clare — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 17:04:48 EDT

I went to opening night last year and I knew it was time to leave when the second hot dog landed near me.

[www.flickr.com]

Clare

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Chief Wahoo — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 17:04:42 EDT

The Indians offer a multi-game ticket plan for all the nights they have the dollar hot dog promotion. Not sure I could survive that one.

Chief Wahoo

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Johnny LaRue — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 17:03:50 EDT

The Oakland A's have "Dollar Wednesday," with dollar dogs and $2 admission for the shittiest seats. This ploy usually quadruples attendance to about 16,000. There is some increased rowdiness in the crowds, but not a lot. A few years back I think Chavez and Zito referred to the Wednesday crowd as "Raider fans." No joke. The joke is in Zito's contract.

Johnny LaRue

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jake(ymon) — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 17:03:40 EDT

@Trenton Makes The World Takes: Beautiful avatar, sir, just wonderful. +1

jake(ymon)

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The Fan’s Attic — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 17:02:37 EDT

@Summer-of-George: oh really?

[deadspin.com]

The Fan’s Attic

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wehadababyitsaboy — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 17:02:24 EDT

dude, you're partied out!

wehadababyitsaboy

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Triple B — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 17:02:19 EDT

So the $1 hot dogs had nothing to do with the hot dog fights in the stadium? Right.

Triple B

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jake(ymon) — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 17:02:10 EDT

I am, once again, filled with pride by the actions of the residents of my home region...

...single tear.

jake(ymon)

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Trenton Makes The World Takes — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 17:02:04 EDT

I'm enjoying the influx of Philly sports related posts.

Trenton Makes The World Takes

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mfdoom — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 17:00:45 EDT

cbp hot dogs are people, man! people!

mfdoom

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shea_guevara — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 17:00:32 EDT

The problem started when they tried to have a public gathering in Philadelphia.

shea_guevara

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44 in a Row — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 17:00:27 EDT

I'd hate to see what would happen if the Phillies had a Thirsty Thursday promotion.

We should bring back ten-cent beer night.

44 in a Row

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Spanish Necktie — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 17:00:22 EDT

Yes, but you haven't lived until you've attended 25 cent beer and hot dog night at Tampa Jai Alai. (May it rest in piece.)

Spanish Necktie

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Doyle McPoyle — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 17:00:04 EDT

Matt Leinart showed up for the promise of cheap tubular meat, and was severely disappointed.

Doyle McPoyle

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:59:58 EDT

@Bob Loblaw:

The question is, where's Mamula in that photo?

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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Summer-of-George — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:59:54 EDT

The Rockies have $1 Dog night...
April 8th
May 6th
June 10th
July 22nd
Aug 12th
Sept 16th
[colorado.rockies.mlb.com]

But we are mature enough to handle them. Since, you know, we're not Philadelphian. (oh snap!)

Summer-of-George

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McCroskey — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:59:16 EDT

Other changes to Dollar Dog Night include banning Joey Chestnut and making a switch to less-harmful tofu dogs.

McCroskey

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The Fan’s Attic — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:58:22 EDT

I'd hate to see what would happen if the Phillies had a Thirsty Thursday promotion.

The Fan’s Attic

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Babcocksure — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:57:39 EDT

I figured you were a golfer Balls

Babcocksure

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amorphous — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:57:11 EDT

dude, putter, yes

amorphous

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The Fan’s Attic — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:57:03 EDT

Trash on the field, drunk kids in the parking lot peeing on each other....

Isn't that a regular weekend night in Morgantown?

The Fan’s Attic

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Bob Loblaw — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:56:25 EDT

I give up. Where is Waldo in that photo?

Bob Loblaw

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MitchKayak — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:56:07 EDT

I like her, she seems smart.

MitchKayak

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muggsybogues — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:55:52 EDT

Beer and dollar hot dogs make Muggsy...something something.

muggsybogues

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Scout — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:55:16 EDT

Hillary and Bill Clinton can buy 109 million dollar hot dogs.

Scout