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Matt Leinart Is Just Asking For It Now

The Sports Hernia — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 00:23:12 EDT

How can you have that much money yet still be so gay?

The Sports Hernia

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part time lover, full time hater — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 21:28:45 EDT

@StevePerryPsychOut: lolz!

Please tell me that Brady Quinn is the man behind the camera. That's the only way this could get better.

part time lover, full time hater

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highlifer — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 19:35:30 EDT

@ChiSwede:Did you just discover reverse psychology? So annoying.

Whitest Kids You Know > all

highlifer

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Natrone Means Business — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 18:36:42 EDT

I am just glad that the dirty.com logo is where it is, the world really doesn't want to see Leinart's boner in this particular photo.

Natrone Means Business

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A Pimp Named DaveR — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 18:14:38 EDT

###.

A Pimp Named DaveR

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Bluenatic — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 17:45:10 EDT

"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son." -- Dean Wormer

Bluenatic

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Dave J. — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 17:43:11 EDT

"Someone call Jeff Garcia!"
--T.O.

Dave J.

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MariusJanulis — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 17:40:19 EDT

Maybe they were just re-enacting Mr. Show's Wicked Scepter sketch.

"Dude...show me your weenis."

MariusJanulis

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JoeyBellesGPS — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 17:34:10 EDT

Once you pop the fun don't stop.

/Stanley Pringle

JoeyBellesGPS

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In Flagrante Delicto — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 17:32:20 EDT

Hot ASU coeds? Check.

Homoerotic douchebags? Check.

This is confirming everything I've ever heard about Scottsdale.

In Flagrante Delicto

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Silky John-STON! — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 17:19:33 EDT

Huh. I did not know that the Icy Hot Stunnaz knew Matt Leinert. It does make sense, though.

Silky John-STON!

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workinghardhardlyworking — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 17:12:47 EDT

Warren Sapp reminds me that this is the worst thing in the world.

But how can enjoying this picture and the demise of Matt Leinart feel so right?

workinghardhardlyworking

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MyronCopacetic — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 17:12:03 EDT

Well, you wanna know what I learned this week? Being a grown-up sucks. Women, Brian, what a royal pain in the ass. It's like, it's like why can't you just hang out with guys, you know, just live with someone of your own sex, just do what you do with women, but with your buddy. You know wha, why don't guys just do that?

MyronCopacetic

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MyronCopacetic — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 17:07:27 EDT

Can't a man unwind after changing dirty diapers all day?

MyronCopacetic

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1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 17:05:54 EDT

Yeah, that picture's definitely going on his DSHOF plaque.

1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes

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jake(ymon) — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:59:19 EDT

So, which one is Skeeter, and which one has the Dad who owns the dealership?

jake(ymon)

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the sieve — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:58:26 EDT

Judging from the white smear on his upper lip, no. 3 from the left (forgive me if I should know who that is) looks like he's already polished one off.

the sieve

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muggsybogues — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:57:00 EDT

Seriously, are those matching 98 degrees tattoos?

muggsybogues

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SA — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:56:11 EDT

@Jews For Purple Jesus: The plaque alone would be enough for my vote.

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DennyCrane — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:55:43 EDT

@HappyFeltonsGloryHole: As does John Arbuckle, for some reason.

DennyCrane

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Signal to Noise — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:54:00 EDT

Leinart needs to start hanging with Kurt 'N Kitna, clearly.

Signal to Noise

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HappyFeltonsGloryHole — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:52:04 EDT

Fatty Arbuckle dissapproves.

HappyFeltonsGloryHole

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Signal to Noise — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:51:44 EDT

@Storming the Floor: Kyle Orton gets caught posing drinking Jack with fairly attractive women. This would not happen to the Neckbeard.

Signal to Noise

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Matt Sussman — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:50:49 EDT

I hope I make more money than at least three of those guys.

Matt Sussman

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Jews For Purple Jesus — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:50:17 EDT

I see a SHOTY nomination in Leinart future.

Jews For Purple Jesus

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GreatOdensRaven — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:50:12 EDT

Overheard at a staff meeting between Buzzsaw owner Bill Bidwill and Coach Ken Whisenhunt...

Bidwell: Whisenhunt! what's going on?
Whisenhunt: It's Leinart! He's gone from suck to blow.

GreatOdensRaven

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Triple B — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:49:32 EDT

@The Fan's Attic: Paris only has herpes?

Triple B

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Sherrill-Theory — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:49:17 EDT

Immediately after this photo was taken, Chris Henry grabbed the bottle, threw it at a homeless man, and promptly blamed Marvin Lewis.

Sherrill-Theory

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Brazil Thrill — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:48:46 EDT

Mark Schlereth's head just exploded...

Brazil Thrill

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David Hume — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:48:11 EDT

@ArkansasFred: Or in this case, your boyfriend.

David Hume

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Chamomiles Davis — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:48:08 EDT

@DennyCrane: Ahhh! Get out of my head!

Chamomiles Davis

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DennyCrane — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:47:29 EDT

Are they all drinking Schmitt's Gay?

DennyCrane

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Phony Gwynn — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:46:57 EDT

Aren't the puffy vests more gay than the champagnejob?

Phony Gwynn

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Chamomiles Davis — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:46:13 EDT

Gabe Watson: Not amused.

Chamomiles Davis

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StevePerryPsychOut — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:46:13 EDT

Kyle Orton says that champagne is for girls

StevePerryPsychOut

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7-8 Deville — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:46:12 EDT

Brady Quinn doesn't see what the big deal is.

7-8 Deville

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Storming the Floor — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:45:16 EDT

Question: would we feel differently about this if it were Kyle Orton, and the bottle was full of Jack Daniels?

discuss.

Storming the Floor

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Mr. Praline — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:45:15 EDT

Every day that goes by makes me prouder that I own a (severely discounted) Leinart jersey.

Mr. Praline

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ArkansasFred — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:45:08 EDT

@futuremrsrickankiel: Until they try to finger your girlfriend.

ArkansasFred

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The Fan’s Attic — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:45:00 EDT

@Triple B: Getting herpes from your mom while she was birthing you because she got it from Matt Leinart who got it from Paris Hilton.

The Fan’s Attic

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ltwinslow — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:44:55 EDT

really? no one? fine...

"DUDES. NIGHT. OUT!!!"

ltwinslow

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Scout — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:44:53 EDT

Just......go back to Paris Hilton.

Scout

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DennyCrane — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:44:24 EDT

@Triple B: If your mom poses for Playboy, probably dad doing this. If she's posing for Juggs, probably mom.

DennyCrane

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thesepretzels — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:44:17 EDT

@The Fan's Attic: lotta street cred with that move.

thesepretzels

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dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:42:47 EDT

"wait, wait, guys check it out, I learned this from Paris..."

dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac

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futuremrsrickankiel — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:42:21 EDT

@UpstateUnderdog: Not suggesting I want to make out with him or anything... I can do better than Paris Hilton's sloppy seconds. But like, how fun are big dumb drunk guys at parties? You know Leinart would totally be the one to break out the beer bong and start up the games of Kings, then volunteer to make a late-night Taco Bell run for everyone. Guys like Leinart are indispensable at parties.

futuremrsrickankiel

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The Gizmo from Pismo — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:41:59 EDT

See, athletes HAVE to be extremely homophobic, otherwise they wouldn't be able to do such acts and still pass them off as straight.

The Gizmo from Pismo

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Triple B — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:40:55 EDT

What's would be worse as a kid: your mom posing for a nudie mag or dad doing this?

Triple B

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UpstateUnderdog — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:39:28 EDT

@UpstateUnderdog: *won't

UpstateUnderdog

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SA — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:38:46 EDT

Hopefully Matt stayed away from the carrots.

/Chappelle

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LostinTheOffice — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:37:51 EDT

@UpstateUnderdog:
I am thinking it may be wrong for anyone to be attracted to a rich guy who likes to "pretend" to pratice oral sex on another man.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

LostinTheOffice

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The Fan’s Attic — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:37:43 EDT

Hey kids, what'd you do...jump ship?

The Fan’s Attic

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Jehovahs Witness Protection Program — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:37:28 EDT

[unrelated]

Are we getting a Cultural Oddsmaker today, or what?

[/proceed as normal]

Jehovahs Witness Protection Program

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Triple B — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:37:11 EDT

@The Fan's Attic: Cheers, you posses great skill.

/ American Ninja'd

Triple B

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shea_guevara — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:37:03 EDT

@ArkansasFred: "I'll marry your stupid ass!"

shea_guevara

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ChiSwede — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:36:47 EDT

"Hey guys, nobody suck my dick! Whatever you do, don't hold me down and suck on my dick. I would hate it so much if you guys did that."

ChiSwede

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UpstateUnderdog — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:36:35 EDT

@Doyle McPoyle: I want ask how or why you know that.

UpstateUnderdog

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UpstateUnderdog — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:36:07 EDT

@futuremrsrickankiel: If you were a guy it would be wrong.

UpstateUnderdog

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WayneFontesFanatic — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:35:59 EDT

They must be pre-drinking for a No Limit Records party

WayneFontesFanatic

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Triple B — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:35:40 EDT

@Paul Zuvella: If Leinart or the other guy are "Nick" or "Nick's brother", is this incest?

Triple B

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Doyle McPoyle — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:35:21 EDT

@UpstateUnderdog: There actually is a 69 degrees. Their lead singer is Dick LaGay. I wish I was making this up.

Doyle McPoyle

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ArkansasFred — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:34:48 EDT

"Why the fuck you trying to blow me, fag!?"

"Because you put your cock in my face, homo!"

"I was just goofin' around, queer!"

"Don't call me a queer, fag!"

And then they kiss.

ArkansasFred

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The Fan’s Attic — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:34:37 EDT

@UpstateUnderdog: probably was the air temp that night as well. they could have been human thermometers...although the friction might get their rectal thermometers a bit hotter than the actual temp.

The Fan’s Attic

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David Hume — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:34:36 EDT

That's not even cool in a meta/retro "so lame it's cool" way.
PBR: yes.
Simulating oral on a dude: no.

David Hume

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The Fan’s Attic — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:33:02 EDT

@Triple B: like this: °

ha.

put these things together with the space in the comment box, in this order: & deg

The Fan’s Attic

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Paul Zuvella — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:32:40 EDT

So in addition to hanging out with Nick Lachey Leinart also hangs out with a dude dressed as Nick Lachey? That must be very confusing for him

Paul Zuvella

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:32:40 EDT

This is a still from the gay porn version of The Warriors, right?

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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Triple B — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:32:29 EDT

@The Fan's Attic: LL Cool J approves.

Triple B

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futuremrsrickankiel — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:32:20 EDT

Is it wrong of me that I kind of love Matt Leinart for stuff like this? He's not my QB, so I don't give a crap, and he seems like he'd make an awesome flip-cup partner. I'm definitely inviting him to my next party.

futuremrsrickankiel

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Jehovahs Witness Protection Program — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:32:16 EDT

The Champagne's not Korbel!

Jehovahs Witness Protection Program

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UpstateUnderdog — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:31:55 EDT

@The Fan's Attic: 69 degrees would have been more appropriate for these guys.

UpstateUnderdog

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The Fan’s Attic — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:31:32 EDT

@thesepretzels: actually, you can see the leg of the guy on far left because he has so trendily pulled up one pant leg.

nice.

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Triple B — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:31:29 EDT

@The Fan's Attic: I'm jealous ... how you type in the degree sign?

Triple B

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HugsFromHarold — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:31:16 EDT

I didn't know Matt Leinart was at Brady Quinn's bachelor party.

HugsFromHarold

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UpstateUnderdog — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:31:14 EDT

is that picture from the website douchebagswithdouchebags.com? not to be confused with hotchickswithdouchebags.com.

UpstateUnderdog

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jake(ymon) — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:31:10 EDT

So when the crowd starts chanting "Leinart Blows!"...

jake(ymon)

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shea_guevara — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:31:05 EDT

Leinart has given up all hope of NFL stardom. He just wants to wind up on GuidoFistPump.com.

shea_guevara

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Bob Loblaw — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:30:56 EDT

ML: "Whaddaya guys feel like doin tonight?"
DBs: "I don't know, I was thinkin maybe we could dress like douchebags and suck each other off..."
ML: "You were thinkin that too?"

Bob Loblaw

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Gourmet Spud — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:30:46 EDT

@Chamomiles Davis:

I have the feeling we won't be the last to make that one.

Gourmet Spud

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MitchKayak — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:30:45 EDT

No reach around?

What a freaking jerk.

MitchKayak

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Civil Negligence — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:30:11 EDT

Comando jorts > zoobaz pants

Civil Negligence

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Gourmet Spud — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:29:36 EDT

Hey, are those the guys from Wyckyd Sceptre?

Gourmet Spud

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The Fan’s Attic — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:29:36 EDT

love the "98°" touch of authenticity on the shoulders.

The Fan’s Attic

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Triple B — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:29:16 EDT

Those other guys play for the Padres?

Triple B

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Signal to Noise — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:29:00 EDT

It's just his way of testing the vintage of the champagne, really.

Signal to Noise

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Chamomiles Davis — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:28:48 EDT

Later at the party...

Chamomiles Davis

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sitbackrelaxstrapitdown — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:28:33 EDT

Matt Leinart is living the dream.

/Kordell Stewart

sitbackrelaxstrapitdown

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DennyCrane — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:28:28 EDT

IM IN UR PARTIEZ PISSIN AWAY MY CAREERZ

DennyCrane

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UpstateUnderdog — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:28:06 EDT

not cool, not fucking cool.

UpstateUnderdog

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Babcocksure — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:27:38 EDT

sweet outfits. can't imagine a better way to show everyone how much of a nuthugger you are

Babcocksure

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thesepretzels — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:27:38 EDT

You know what's weird? I can't see their legs.

thesepretzels

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Chamomiles Davis — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:27:37 EDT

"Show me your weenis!"

Chamomiles Davis

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SlantedAndDisenchanted — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:27:25 EDT

Joe Buck just melted.

SlantedAndDisenchanted

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Robert Barone’s Dog — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:26:38 EDT

[Wild applause!]

Robert Barone’s Dog

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ClueHeywood — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:26:23 EDT

Douche-berg.

ClueHeywood

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TheStarterWife — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:26:16 EDT

Even Brady Quinn thinks that pose is weak.

TheStarterWife

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LenPasquarelli'sStretchMarks — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:26:02 EDT

You like'a da juice? The juice tastes good.

LenPasquarelli'sStretchMarks

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Cialis Cooper — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:26:00 EDT

Hey, "98," could you pass the Kleenex?

Cialis Cooper

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Triple B — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:25:58 EDT

You know whats gayer than band 98 degrees ... dressing like them in costume and sucking on a phallic champagne bottle.

Triple B

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Chuck Knoblockhead — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:25:58 EDT

Since he's a member of the buzzsaw, that's the closest Leinart will ever come to a champagne bukkake.

Chuck Knoblockhead

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LostinTheOffice — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:25:25 EDT

I have never done that with a friend, or a stranger. Am I weird?

LostinTheOffice

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StuScott Booyahs — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:25:09 EDT

There are no words.

StuScott Booyahs

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The Joy of Cesc — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:24:52 EDT

SPRING BREAK!

The Joy of Cesc

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thefuseproject — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:24:38 EDT

Good luck, Buzzsaw!

thefuseproject

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Drew Magary — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:24:30 EDT

That is douchetastic.

Drew Magary

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greenfield-comma-tim — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:22:52 EDT

This is a "una noche" that Matt will surely regret.

greenfield-comma-tim