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Blue Jays Fan Bares ... Nothing

part time lover, full time hater — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 21:31:33 EDT

All women know this rule: if you know someone is going to see you naked- you wear your best lingerie. You certainly don't wear your FLESH colored full-coverage bra. This rule applies for those in a relationship, hot dates, Valentine's Day, or any other time one is attempting to get laid.

I'll put myself out there as a woman and say that if you're planning on streaking (or whatever-the-fuck she's doing), the same rules apply. Thick jawn or not, I hope this at least prompts her to upgrade her lingerie game.

part time lover, full time hater

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IchiroSuzukiSamurai — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 16:06:37 EDT

I've been to SkyDome (as it was then called) and I can understand how it could drive anyone to run out on the field in a bra with a bit of a paunch problem. Even guys.

IchiroSuzukiSamurai

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Dany Heatley Speedwagon — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 14:40:50 EDT

Big deal... a girl in my section flashed her tits. Of course every guy stood up so my view was obstructed. Assholes. Nothing beats the home opener... 50,000 in attendance... 45,000 who will never return for the rest of the season... thank god.

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

Blue Jays Fan Bares ... Nothing

drewheyman — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 14:18:18 EDT

she ain't small, but she's got a decent rack and she'll take a dare to run onto a baseball field in the middle of the game, so the thoughts of jail don't scare her to much. so she's fun and a yes.

drewheyman

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Secret Identity — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 14:17:56 EDT

I thought we got rid of Bengie Molina a few years ago.

Secret Identity

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A Pimp Named DaveR — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 13:48:14 EDT

She looks good for some mooterbooting....

A Pimp Named DaveR

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Tuffy — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 13:03:09 EDT

So did she find Ferris or not?

Tuffy

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The Trying Too Hard To Look Young Face — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 12:47:55 EDT

I've done a lot worse than her before

The Trying Too Hard To Look Young Face

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cromartie — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 12:45:25 EDT

@Chad Is Bringing Sexington Back: I'll see your Tim Hortons and raise you a Boston Pizza.

cromartie

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Keith Talent — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 12:41:06 EDT

Geddy has a serious collection of baseball crap

Keith Talent

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Chad Sexington — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 12:35:51 EDT

I'd hit that and then we'd go for Tim Horton's afterwards...

Chad Sexington

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I_LIKE_THE_WAY_SNRUB_THINKS — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 12:32:31 EDT

I can't believe you, bodysuit man, could perpetrate such a disloyalty...

I_LIKE_THE_WAY_SNRUB_THINKS

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suntastic — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 12:20:02 EDT

What I love about her is her 3-cent little kid sunglasses.

suntastic

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Butch Huskey — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 12:18:55 EDT

tough room ... that girl is the cute girl at Starbucks you flirt with sometimes, or the waitress your buddy thinks he has a shot with ... or the scary monster in the closet

although she did arrive in some sort of time vortex (as evidenced by the rubber shades and backpack purse) ... somebody warn Sarah Connor

Butch Huskey

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metalmaniac — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 12:01:23 EDT

@Gourmet Spud: Dude; don't you know Geddy is a God? Blasphemer!

metalmaniac

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Gourmet Spud — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 11:55:55 EDT

@Suss--:

He is at a ton of games, always on camera, and no one (not the t.v. crews, not the Jumbotron) ever acknowledges him. He's like a skinny, whiny part of the furniture at this point.

Gourmet Spud

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JoeyBellesGPS — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 11:51:02 EDT

She was auditioning for Youkilis to be the next Slump Buster model.

JoeyBellesGPS

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Cinco Ocho — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 11:51:00 EDT

Even these drunken guys had less on than her.

[soxanddawgs.com]

Cinco Ocho

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Sculptor?!?I_just_met_her! — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 11:46:08 EDT

@twoeightnine: good thing I already ate breakfast. Normally I'd say no big deal (heh.) but she's supposed to be a beauty contestant???

/aww, hell, even I look better than that, and I'm just under 40.
//acknowledges double standard and hipocrisy

Sculptor?!?I_just_met_her!

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I Party With 33765-183 — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 11:37:48 EDT

She coulda been worse...

[i255.photobucket.com]

I Party With 33765-183

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twoeightnine — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 11:32:57 EDT

Someone forgot to tell her that Canadians are no longer eligible to be Miss England.

[www.livenews.com.au]

twoeightnine

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Matt Sussman — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 11:31:13 EDT

Spud, you thought you were making a harmless joke, but now I might believe you.

Matt Sussman

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Slothrop — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 11:28:41 EDT

@Suss--:

so Eckstein's not just gritty, but linty?

Slothrop

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Moobs — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 11:28:00 EDT

She's not that big. Not sober-worthy, but I wouldn't need to be tanked to hit that.

I think I still have that same pair of sunglasses somewhere. I had to drink 3 cartons of Tropicana OJ and save up the postage & handling, but for a while I was the coolest kid in 2nd grade.

Moobs

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Ray — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 11:25:38 EDT

@I Party With Hansen: If you've only had three beers at 2 AM, you have bigger problems than this girl (but only slightly bigger).

Ray

Blue Jays Fan Bares ... Nothing

The Man with No Name — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 11:25:22 EDT

Wow Suss, two post's in 15 minutes, after not one for three hours.

Someone went back to bed after posting this morning soccer's post.

The Man with No Name

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Gourmet Spud — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 11:24:10 EDT

It's a shame what some people will do just to promote their new album. You're above that, Geddy Lee.

Gourmet Spud

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Matt Sussman — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 11:23:59 EDT

To be fair, Eckstein could also fit in Gisele's belly button, if he folded his legs just right.

Matt Sussman

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the earl of weaver — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 11:23:43 EDT

Of course Bud Selig also has himself batting fourth with seven homeruns and 23 RBI's through four games already in his season as the Brewers star centerfielder.

the earl of weaver

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Slothrop — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 11:23:19 EDT

@I Party With Hansen:

It's not like I go on her blog and post pictures of my boiler, now is it?

Slothrop

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KittyLitterKing — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 11:22:31 EDT

That's just her winter weight. Too bad for her, winter lasts for 9 months in Canada.

KittyLitterKing

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Innings Eater — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 11:18:35 EDT

Kirstie Ally is a Jays fan. Did not see that one coming.

Innings Eater

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Fat-Fat — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 11:18:01 EDT

"No non-streaking streakers were seen on the field, but there will be more Brewers shenanigans later on in the day, so stay tuned."

Shit. Now what did we do?

I'll be optimistic and say that there will be a post about Ricky Weeks possibly breaking the MLB record for scoring a run in consecutive games. He can tie Kenny Lofton and Red Rolfe for the record today at 18. Set it tomorrow.

Fat-Fat

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I Party With 33765-183 — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 11:15:48 EDT

Fat? Wow. You guys are a tough crowd. She's definitely 2am and 3 beers worthy.

I Party With 33765-183

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Slothrop — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 11:11:11 EDT

I'm not saying that girl's fat

But you're not not saying that she's fat.

Slothrop

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Ray — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 11:10:26 EDT

You've got it made with the guy in shades. The girl? Not so much.

Ray

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7-8 Deville — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 11:08:04 EDT

Brittney really has let herself go.

7-8 Deville

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bizzo5000 — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 11:07:01 EDT

Oh my god! She transported from 1986! She's a Terminator!

bizzo5000