<![CDATA[Jake Peavy Doesn't Have Hand - Deadspin Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[Jake Peavy Doesn't Have Hand - Deadspin Comments]]> http://deadspin.com Mon, 07 Apr 2008 13:40:43 EDT Mon, 07 Apr 2008 13:40:43 EDT http://deadspin.com/376655/jake-peavy-doesnt-have-hand <![CDATA[Jake Peavy Doesn't Have Hand]]> http://deadspin.com/376655/jake-peavy-doesnt-have-hand#c5059385 @Doyle McPoyle:

Little Davey Wrong is freakin garbage. He couldn't hold Chip's jock, what with it being 900 pounds...so as to support his massive balls, which are used to impregnate hooter's waitresses throughout the country.

mets suck.

jmjonesjr

]]> 11:376655:c5059385 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 13:40:43 EDT <![CDATA[Jake Peavy Doesn't Have Hand]]> http://deadspin.com/376655/jake-peavy-doesnt-have-hand#c5058290 @Upshaws Leash: Those excuses will not wash in October. They've all collectively seen Smoltz enough times to know that if they're taking the first pitch, they'll be down 0-1 about 90 percent of the time. Poke the ball into shallow center, make Kotsay dive, and start a conga line around the bases.

kayceebk

]]> 11:376655:c5058290 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 13:01:30 EDT <![CDATA[Jake Peavy Doesn't Have Hand]]> http://deadspin.com/376655/jake-peavy-doesnt-have-hand#c5057542 @kayceebk: i'm going with these excuses: (A) the Mets never play well in ATL; and (B) Hudson and Smoltz are two of the best.

coming soon!: it's only May, Reyes will turn it around, Luis Castillo is rumored to be considering contacting Clemens for some HGH

Upshaws Leash

]]> 11:376655:c5057542 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:37:06 EDT <![CDATA[Jake Peavy Doesn't Have Hand]]> http://deadspin.com/376655/jake-peavy-doesnt-have-hand#c5056348 @Afino: You've got to admit, though, mispronunciations aside, Cohen might be the best PBP guy in baseball right now

/wild, wild homerism.

kayceebk

]]> 11:376655:c5056348 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:53:34 EDT <![CDATA[Jake Peavy Doesn't Have Hand]]> http://deadspin.com/376655/jake-peavy-doesnt-have-hand#c5056136 @crazyjoedavola: That was probably Zimmerman's Gold Glove.

@Upshaws Leash: He's John Smoltz; he's been pitching for 20 years; maybe the Mets might want to, I don't know, go after all those first-pitch strikes?

Oh yeah: Carlos Beltran- SWING! in the late innings! Haven't you learned yet?

kayceebk

]]> 11:376655:c5056136 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:44:48 EDT <![CDATA[Jake Peavy Doesn't Have Hand]]> http://deadspin.com/376655/jake-peavy-doesnt-have-hand#c5055633 @Sherrill-Theory: Interesting tidbit from the Post-Dispatch's Derrick Goold- As of this morning, there are EIGHT pitchers in baseball with as many or more RBIs than Albert Pujols.

Three are on his team.

metalmaniac

]]> 11:376655:c5055633 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:24:37 EDT <![CDATA[Jake Peavy Doesn't Have Hand]]> http://deadspin.com/376655/jake-peavy-doesnt-have-hand#c5055524 ay-yi-yi... Smoltz'd again...

Upshaws Leash

]]> 11:376655:c5055524 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:19:29 EDT <![CDATA[Jake Peavy Doesn't Have Hand]]> http://deadspin.com/376655/jake-peavy-doesnt-have-hand#c5055081 Gotta love Leyland IBBing Pierzynski down by 7 to load them for Quentin in the 9th. Quentin promptly tripled.

JoeyBellesGPS

]]> 11:376655:c5055081 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 10:58:19 EDT <![CDATA[Jake Peavy Doesn't Have Hand]]> http://deadspin.com/376655/jake-peavy-doesnt-have-hand#c5054430 @tater: Well you know, in all fairness, no sane person would predict that ANY team would get swept by the White Sox.

elwood

]]> 11:376655:c5054430 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 10:22:19 EDT <![CDATA[Jake Peavy Doesn't Have Hand]]> http://deadspin.com/376655/jake-peavy-doesnt-have-hand#c5054284 @Phony Gwynn: That would be ironic for someone who plays at PETCO Field (I hope).

Chamomiles Davis

]]> 11:376655:c5054284 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 10:14:04 EDT <![CDATA[Jake Peavy Doesn't Have Hand]]> http://deadspin.com/376655/jake-peavy-doesnt-have-hand#c5054275 @elwood:
Gulp...I wouldn't want to be me right now.

[deadspin.com]

tater

]]> 11:376655:c5054275 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 10:13:28 EDT <![CDATA[Jake Peavy Doesn't Have Hand]]> http://deadspin.com/376655/jake-peavy-doesnt-have-hand#c5054258 @Yinka Double Dare:

You've gotta play Owens. Owens is awesome.

/has Owens in the pool

Secret Identity

]]> 11:376655:c5054258 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 10:12:32 EDT <![CDATA[Jake Peavy Doesn't Have Hand]]> http://deadspin.com/376655/jake-peavy-doesnt-have-hand#c5054197 @twoeightnine: Yeah, didn't someone say on Friday that the Sox were a gift to the Tigers for them to play around with? Whoops, kind of missed the call on that one.

elwood

]]> 11:376655:c5054197 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 10:09:21 EDT <![CDATA[Jake Peavy Doesn't Have Hand]]> http://deadspin.com/376655/jake-peavy-doesnt-have-hand#c5054183 With last night's stellar performance, Mark Buehrle dropped his ERA all the way to 8.31

It's fun to have the Sox offense back after a year's hiatus. I just hope that they stash Owens on the bench after he's healthy (or hell, send him to the minors and keep Anderson around as the defensive replacement guy) and leave Quentin in, don't mess with what's working.

Yes, Ozzie will mess with what's working and not only play Owens but bat him leadoff. Argh.

Yinka Double Dare

]]> 11:376655:c5054183 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 10:08:24 EDT <![CDATA[Jake Peavy Doesn't Have Hand]]> http://deadspin.com/376655/jake-peavy-doesnt-have-hand#c5054174 @shea_guevara: I was particularly fond of the back-and-forth about the yellow and orange SNY shirt yesterday. "The important thing is that you like it."

exteriorhedisonmouse

]]> 11:376655:c5054174 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 10:08:10 EDT <![CDATA[Jake Peavy Doesn't Have Hand]]> http://deadspin.com/376655/jake-peavy-doesnt-have-hand#c5054139 completely off topic/

So did they or didn't they?

Jay-Z and Beyonce

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:376655:c5054139 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 10:06:03 EDT <![CDATA[Jake Peavy Doesn't Have Hand]]> http://deadspin.com/376655/jake-peavy-doesnt-have-hand#c5054120 Johan must have thought he was still with the Twins.

Matt_T

]]> 11:376655:c5054120 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 10:05:12 EDT <![CDATA[Jake Peavy Doesn't Have Hand]]> http://deadspin.com/376655/jake-peavy-doesnt-have-hand#c5054112 @shea_guevara: Hernandez is also the guy who roots openly against extra innings because he has a long drive home. He also happens to be a really good color guy, as is Darling.

@Doyle McPoyle: Wright didnt deserve it, but Larry sure as hell didn't either.

crazyjoedavola

]]> 11:376655:c5054112 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 10:04:38 EDT <![CDATA[Jake Peavy Doesn't Have Hand]]> http://deadspin.com/376655/jake-peavy-doesnt-have-hand#c5054106 @shea_guevara: My favorite is when he gets bored and rips on random fans when the cameraman scans the crowd. I always imagine Ron Darling sitting there horrified.

Doyle McPoyle

]]> 11:376655:c5054106 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 10:04:09 EDT <![CDATA[Jake Peavy Doesn't Have Hand]]> http://deadspin.com/376655/jake-peavy-doesnt-have-hand#c5054029 @BigTenObsession: Sometimes it's the small things (2 game sweep over the Mets) that makes life worth living...

drew.catt

]]> 11:376655:c5054029 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 09:59:11 EDT <![CDATA[Jake Peavy Doesn't Have Hand]]> http://deadspin.com/376655/jake-peavy-doesnt-have-hand#c5054018 Boston Red Sox 2008... what happens in Canada stays in Canada?

Dany Heatley Speedwagon

]]> 11:376655:c5054018 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 09:58:44 EDT <![CDATA[Jake Peavy Doesn't Have Hand]]> http://deadspin.com/376655/jake-peavy-doesnt-have-hand#c5054012 @Afino: If you watch SNY on a regular basis, the Keith Hernandez moments are glorious.

There are times when he is generally insightful about the game. And then there are times when the game is so boring or sloppy that he just gives up and starts talking about how he can't wait to get back to the hotel for a steak and a bottle of wine.

shea_guevara

]]> 11:376655:c5054012 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 09:58:30 EDT <![CDATA[Jake Peavy Doesn't Have Hand]]> http://deadspin.com/376655/jake-peavy-doesnt-have-hand#c5053964 @Afino:
John Rocker, Mark Wohlers, and Dan Kolb are still available.

tater

]]> 11:376655:c5053964 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 09:55:34 EDT <![CDATA[Jake Peavy Doesn't Have Hand]]> http://deadspin.com/376655/jake-peavy-doesnt-have-hand#c5053961 Oh, but SNY did give me one shining moment:

Keith Hernandez talking about his wood.

Afino

]]> 11:376655:c5053961 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 09:55:30 EDT <![CDATA[Jake Peavy Doesn't Have Hand]]> http://deadspin.com/376655/jake-peavy-doesnt-have-hand#c5053921 @BigTenObsession:

Soriano can eat a bag of dicks too. He better have bought Tex dinner.

Afino

]]> 11:376655:c5053921 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 09:53:00 EDT <![CDATA[Jake Peavy Doesn't Have Hand]]> http://deadspin.com/376655/jake-peavy-doesnt-have-hand#c5053920 @Doyle McPoyle: Larry whined enough about it in the offseason himself.

And I know the Braves won both games, but they can't be happy with Soriano as their closer. Good god, he looked terrified out there--and with a three-run lead, no less. Woulda blown the save, too, were it not for a great play by Teixeira.

shea_guevara

]]> 11:376655:c5053920 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 09:52:52 EDT <![CDATA[Jake Peavy Doesn't Have Hand]]> http://deadspin.com/376655/jake-peavy-doesnt-have-hand#c5053918 @StupidAngelos: I like to call him Richie Sextant.

MeSoHornsby

]]> 11:376655:c5053918 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 09:52:38 EDT <![CDATA[Jake Peavy Doesn't Have Hand]]> http://deadspin.com/376655/jake-peavy-doesnt-have-hand#c5053917 @Doyle McPoyle:

Better than listening to Gary Cohen say "Jeff Fran-curr".

SNY killed me yesterday. Damn MLB.tv blackout.

Afino

]]> 11:376655:c5053917 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 09:52:35 EDT <![CDATA[Jake Peavy Doesn't Have Hand]]> http://deadspin.com/376655/jake-peavy-doesnt-have-hand#c5053915 @StupidAngelos:

Carlos Quinlan had a good night at the plate for the White Sox last night.

The worst Thorne-ism was that for years he called Janne Niinimaa "Janne Nii-mi-naa". Drove me nuts.

Secret Identity

]]> 11:376655:c5053915 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 09:52:30 EDT <![CDATA[Jake Peavy Doesn't Have Hand]]> http://deadspin.com/376655/jake-peavy-doesnt-have-hand#c5053896 @Doyle McPoyle: But they have a good point.

EddieRebel

]]> 11:376655:c5053896 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 09:51:33 EDT <![CDATA[Jake Peavy Doesn't Have Hand]]> http://deadspin.com/376655/jake-peavy-doesnt-have-hand#c5053892 @Schluby:
Yeah, Mordecai Brown used farm machinery to get an edge.

tater

]]> 11:376655:c5053892 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 09:51:24 EDT <![CDATA[Jake Peavy Doesn't Have Hand]]> http://deadspin.com/376655/jake-peavy-doesnt-have-hand#c5053866 I heard that Antonio Alfonseca used to use a sixth finger when he pitched. The lengths some will go to to gain an edge.

Schluby

]]> 11:376655:c5053866 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 09:49:45 EDT <![CDATA[Jake Peavy Doesn't Have Hand]]> http://deadspin.com/376655/jake-peavy-doesnt-have-hand#c5053830 That substance was probably just deer blood. All the Padres were out hunting before the game. Hell, they didn't even have enough time to change.

the earl of weaver

]]> 11:376655:c5053830 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 09:46:39 EDT <![CDATA[Jake Peavy Doesn't Have Hand]]> http://deadspin.com/376655/jake-peavy-doesnt-have-hand#c5053822 @Doyle McPoyle: I spent Friday night listening to Gary Thorne talk about Richie "Sexton". Agh.

StupidAngelos

]]> 11:376655:c5053822 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 09:45:41 EDT <![CDATA[Jake Peavy Doesn't Have Hand]]> http://deadspin.com/376655/jake-peavy-doesnt-have-hand#c5053821 Is it just a coincidence that the 3 fingers that grip the ball have a mysterious substance on them?

I'd like to propose that Peavy call that pitch 'The Pringle'

Jews For Purple Jesus

]]> 11:376655:c5053821 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 09:45:35 EDT <![CDATA[Jake Peavy Doesn't Have Hand]]> http://deadspin.com/376655/jake-peavy-doesnt-have-hand#c5053812 @Secret Identity: Sean Casey was going to give him a hand with that, but he's all thumbs.

MattinglysSideburns

]]> 11:376655:c5053812 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 09:45:00 EDT <![CDATA[Jake Peavy Doesn't Have Hand]]> http://deadspin.com/376655/jake-peavy-doesnt-have-hand#c5053807 @Clare: I knew someone was gonna pick that one up, kudos to you

pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at

]]> 11:376655:c5053807 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 09:44:35 EDT <![CDATA[Jake Peavy Doesn't Have Hand]]> http://deadspin.com/376655/jake-peavy-doesnt-have-hand#c5053786 Just to let you guys know, in case you haven't had the pleasure of hearing them, yes, the Braves announcers suck a metric assload of dick. Their level of whining regarding Wright winning the Gold Glove over good ol' Larry was pretty funny, though.

Doyle McPoyle

]]> 11:376655:c5053786 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 09:43:02 EDT <![CDATA[Jake Peavy Doesn't Have Hand]]> http://deadspin.com/376655/jake-peavy-doesnt-have-hand#c5053782 If you ain't cheatin', you ain't tryin'.

/NASCAR'd

Schluby

]]> 11:376655:c5053782 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 09:42:49 EDT <![CDATA[Jake Peavy Doesn't Have Hand]]> http://deadspin.com/376655/jake-peavy-doesnt-have-hand#c5053779 @TheMayorOfSabanation:
Will???

tater

]]> 11:376655:c5053779 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 09:42:39 EDT <![CDATA[Jake Peavy Doesn't Have Hand]]> http://deadspin.com/376655/jake-peavy-doesnt-have-hand#c5053767 @TheMayorOfSabanation: Matthew Berry?

MattinglysSideburns

]]> 11:376655:c5053767 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 09:41:39 EDT <![CDATA[Jake Peavy Doesn't Have Hand]]> http://deadspin.com/376655/jake-peavy-doesnt-have-hand#c5053761 Julio Lugo was supposed to write the Red Sox-Blue Jays snippet but he dropped the ball.

Secret Identity

]]> 11:376655:c5053761 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 09:41:25 EDT <![CDATA[Jake Peavy Doesn't Have Hand]]> http://deadspin.com/376655/jake-peavy-doesnt-have-hand#c5053759 @UkraineNotWeak:
As a KU fan I hope it isn't Memphis.

tater

]]> 11:376655:c5053759 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 09:41:23 EDT <![CDATA[Jake Peavy Doesn't Have Hand]]> http://deadspin.com/376655/jake-peavy-doesnt-have-hand#c5053752 @Jerkwheat: It was just your imagination (ooooooooh) running away with you.

Clare

]]> 11:376655:c5053752 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 09:40:51 EDT <![CDATA[Jake Peavy Doesn't Have Hand]]> http://deadspin.com/376655/jake-peavy-doesnt-have-hand#c5053725 Rick Ankiel - 2008 NL MVP

/guaranteed star status from now on

TheMayorOfSabanation

]]> 11:376655:c5053725 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 09:38:03 EDT <![CDATA[Jake Peavy Doesn't Have Hand]]> http://deadspin.com/376655/jake-peavy-doesnt-have-hand#c5053712 @UkraineNotWeak: It's certainly a "racy" meat and - at times - a bit of a slut.

Sherrill-Theory

]]> 11:376655:c5053712 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 09:37:00 EDT <![CDATA[Jake Peavy Doesn't Have Hand]]> http://deadspin.com/376655/jake-peavy-doesnt-have-hand#c5053706 @UkraineNotWeak: I've got my money on Montecore at this point

pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at

]]> 11:376655:c5053706 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 09:36:19 EDT <![CDATA[Jake Peavy Doesn't Have Hand]]> http://deadspin.com/376655/jake-peavy-doesnt-have-hand#c5053698 @Sherrill-Theory:

Is "blit meat" considered a racing meat?

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:376655:c5053698 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 09:35:36 EDT <![CDATA[Jake Peavy Doesn't Have Hand]]> http://deadspin.com/376655/jake-peavy-doesnt-have-hand#c5053682 It's a good thing the shitty White Sox came to town after the Tigers were swept by the Royals. Otherwise they'd be completely screwed.

twoeightnine

]]> 11:376655:c5053682 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 09:33:58 EDT <![CDATA[Jake Peavy Doesn't Have Hand]]> http://deadspin.com/376655/jake-peavy-doesnt-have-hand#c5053677 Your Cardinals Update: The Cardinals are now 5-1, and (sorry, I can't help myself here) if the season ended today, would be tied for the division crown with Milwaukee ... undoubtedly having to settle for the wild card, as - under a little-known "non head-to-head" tiebreaker provision - the division title goes to the team which features the most racing meat.

Sherrill-Theory

]]> 11:376655:c5053677 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 09:33:26 EDT <![CDATA[Jake Peavy Doesn't Have Hand]]> http://deadspin.com/376655/jake-peavy-doesnt-have-hand#c5053675 Which Tiger will win first this week?

Woods or Detroit? :)

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:376655:c5053675 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 09:33:21 EDT <![CDATA[Jake Peavy Doesn't Have Hand]]> http://deadspin.com/376655/jake-peavy-doesnt-have-hand#c5053674 Looks like Peavy has some tar on his hand or is a fan of "two in the stink and one in the pink."

Civil Negligence

]]> 11:376655:c5053674 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 09:33:11 EDT <![CDATA[Jake Peavy Doesn't Have Hand]]> http://deadspin.com/376655/jake-peavy-doesnt-have-hand#c5053662 Teixiera can eat a big of dicks. And way to go Heilman!

BigTenObsession

]]> 11:376655:c5053662 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 09:32:15 EDT <![CDATA[Jake Peavy Doesn't Have Hand]]> http://deadspin.com/376655/jake-peavy-doesnt-have-hand#c5053658 What's all this about the first-place Orioles?

StupidAngelos

]]> 11:376655:c5053658 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 09:32:06 EDT <![CDATA[Jake Peavy Doesn't Have Hand]]> http://deadspin.com/376655/jake-peavy-doesnt-have-hand#c5053656 glad to know that last night was, in fact, just my imagination and that it didn't happen according the The Closer

pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at

]]> 11:376655:c5053656 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 09:31:47 EDT <![CDATA[Jake Peavy Doesn't Have Hand]]> http://deadspin.com/376655/jake-peavy-doesnt-have-hand#c5053653 What!!! Nothing on the beloved Red Sox losing in Canada. Must be that United States bias.

tater

]]> 11:376655:c5053653 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 09:31:33 EDT <![CDATA[Jake Peavy Doesn't Have Hand]]> http://deadspin.com/376655/jake-peavy-doesnt-have-hand#c5053648 If he keeps throwing one-run CGs at division rivals, I don't give a good Goddamn if he's got puppy blood on his fingers.

Phony Gwynn

]]> 11:376655:c5053648 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 09:31:15 EDT <![CDATA[Jake Peavy Doesn't Have Hand]]> http://deadspin.com/376655/jake-peavy-doesnt-have-hand#c5053637 Why don't the Giants just use "Yakety Sax"?

econdave

]]> 11:376655:c5053637 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 09:30:20 EDT <![CDATA[Jake Peavy Doesn't Have Hand]]> http://deadspin.com/376655/jake-peavy-doesnt-have-hand#c5053634 ... Needs less Blogdome.

Jehovahs Witness Protection Program

]]> 11:376655:c5053634 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 09:30:03 EDT <![CDATA[Jake Peavy Doesn't Have Hand]]> http://deadspin.com/376655/jake-peavy-doesnt-have-hand#c5053626 You and your NL West bias.

Dead Wrestlers Society

]]> 11:376655:c5053626 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 09:29:22 EDT