<![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day - Deadspin Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day - Deadspin Comments]]> http://deadspin.com Mon, 07 Apr 2008 19:01:32 EDT Mon, 07 Apr 2008 19:01:32 EDT http://deadspin.com/376663/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/376663/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5068211 Antonio Alfonseca has pitched with more fingers than anyobody I've seen in quite a while. --Extradigitation6578

The Big Hern

]]> 11:376663:c5068211 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 19:01:32 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/376663/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5066265 ESPN - your home for the NCAA Women's Basketball Championships, LPGA and WNBA - sponsored by Viagra....
"after she pounds the boards, pound her. Your boner is guaranteed through the the NFL Draft brought to you by Vagisil".


abbydoopop

]]> 11:376663:c5066265 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 17:26:41 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/376663/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5062801 Ray Parker Jr. has played "Ghostbusters" at more bar mitzvahs in the part two weeks than I've seen in quite a while! -daotherwoman

dwinn

]]> 11:376663:c5062801 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 15:35:47 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/376663/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5062410 @FEAST: Your first comment was absolutely brilliant. I laughed my ass off.

dhochbaum

]]> 11:376663:c5062410 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 15:21:55 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/376663/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5061804 Kay Parker has played with her son's balls more in the past two weeks than I've seen in a while!

Taboo1979

Grandjester

]]> 11:376663:c5061804 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 14:59:05 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/376663/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5061782 You know how I know you're gay? You just admitted to watching at least two women's NCAA basketball games.

BMass

]]> 11:376663:c5061782 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 14:58:26 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/376663/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5061669 "Candace Parker had played more like Hart Lee Dykes than anyone I've seen in quite awhile"
-TBoonePickens3338


Jubilation T. Cornpone

]]> 11:376663:c5061669 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 14:54:50 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/376663/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5060855 @DukesDawg: Interesting, but I don't think that's the case. That would mean they were willing to put out an edict directing the reviewers to look specifically for those comments . . . they wouldn't do that, would they? Seriously, I just think these are the only times people would care about this crap, e.g., when is women's basketball relevant other than NCAA tourney time; and the Donovan/Beckham thing was just lucky.

Remember, ESPN also has rights to NFL, NBA, MLB, PGA, NCAA Football & Basketbal and some type of racing, so you would have to extend your comments to those sports as well.

That-Dude

]]> 11:376663:c5060855 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 14:27:08 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/376663/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5058782 ESPN has a featured comment about the women's basketball tournament, the day after one about the MLS, two sports ESPN has broadcast rights to? I'm sure that's a coincidence - Me

DukesDawg

]]> 11:376663:c5058782 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 13:20:35 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/376663/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5058285 "Charlie Parker has played with more heroin the past two gigs than I've seen in quite a while!" - BirdFan6578

Barry Lutz

]]> 11:376663:c5058285 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 13:01:22 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/376663/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5058283 Candace Parker has a big heart. The star player's big heart does not always result in the NCAA championship, though. -- BoKimble

Secret Identity

]]> 11:376663:c5058283 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 13:01:19 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/376663/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5058209 Women! Basketball! Fundamentals! Interjection!

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

]]> 11:376663:c5058209 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:59:15 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/376663/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5058045 "Professional Wrestling has had no Hart since 1999!"

-RememberingOwen

Sucko-T

]]> 11:376663:c5058045 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:54:35 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/376663/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5058031 Heart is the new talent

martyfunkhauser

]]> 11:376663:c5058031 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:53:55 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/376663/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5058027 That's kind of gross. She might want to look into getting a surgeon to sew up that chest cavity.

DougOLis

]]> 11:376663:c5058027 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:53:46 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/376663/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5058017 ... Who? - confused69

Schadenfreude 2.0

]]> 11:376663:c5058017 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:53:35 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/376663/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5057929 "Tender-Heart Bear has played with more heart than I've seen in Care-A-Lot in a while"
-DarkHeart6578

WoodBatsSteelBalls

]]> 11:376663:c5057929 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:50:55 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/376663/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5057923 Teppo Numminen played with more heart in the Sabres' finale against Boston than he's played with his entire life. -Leafs1967

Afino

]]> 11:376663:c5057923 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:50:40 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/376663/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5057886 "I wont ever see Candace Parker play basketball! That's quite a while!" - SportsFan6578

FEAST

]]> 11:376663:c5057886 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:49:30 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/376663/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5057883 Yeah, but does she have the heart to shoulder the blame when they lose to Stanford? - SummitSkeptic

JoeyBellesGPS

]]> 11:376663:c5057883 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:49:26 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/376663/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5057737 "My heart says to buy more Parker Brothers board games, even though I haven't played one in quite a while." --DamnUPlaystation2

Chamomiles Davis

]]> 11:376663:c5057737 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:44:12 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/376663/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5057709 Kris Parker has dominated the mic for more than 20 years. Nuff said.-KnowledgeReignsSupremeOverNearlyEverybody (KRS-1)

My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH

]]> 11:376663:c5057709 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:43:17 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/376663/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5057686 Did someone really make a comment about women's college ball? Has hell frozen over?

EDogII

]]> 11:376663:c5057686 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:42:37 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/376663/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5057609 It's a scientific impossibility for anyone to play with more heart than Tyler Hasnbrough. We've proven it with our own anecdotal tests!

Signal to Noise

]]> 11:376663:c5057609 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:39:21 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/376663/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5057499 "That ain't no fuckin' name, yo. That ain't that nigga's name. You can't be serious. Candace Parker. Get the fuck outta here." - STOP DROP SHUTEMDOWNOPENUPSHOP

FEAST

]]> 11:376663:c5057499 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:35:36 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/376663/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5057450 Sarah Jessica Parker has played more sexy roles the past 7 years than I've seen a horseface play in quite a while

/MaximSubscriber4Life

Herbies_Wingman

]]> 11:376663:c5057450 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:34:01 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/376663/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5057378 If you kill anyone make sure to eat their heart to gain their courage. Their rich, tasty courage. Yum yum.
-Pr.Farnsworth

tater

]]> 11:376663:c5057378 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:31:45 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/376663/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5057374 Pauline has played with more hearts the past two games than I've seen in quite a while! Good thing I didn't get the Queen.

/ Microsoft Hearts Network fan

That-Dude

]]> 11:376663:c5057374 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:31:43 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/376663/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5057360 "Camilla Parker has played with my cock more the past two years than I've seen in quite a while!" --Charles6578

Jews For Purple Jesus

]]> 11:376663:c5057360 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:31:23 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/376663/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5057284 "Bonnie Parker has sprayed lead through more hearts the past two years than I've seen in quite a while!" - FBI1934

Bob Loblaw

]]> 11:376663:c5057284 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:28:42 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/376663/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5057269 Reggie Lewis has played with a larger heart in this pickup basketball game than I've seen in quite a while! --AboutToBeAHorrifiedSpectator

André Roussimoff

]]> 11:376663:c5057269 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:28:12 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/376663/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5057228 @UkraineNotWeak: glad you worked your problems out

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

]]> 11:376663:c5057228 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:26:39 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/376663/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5057196 "Jason Collier has played with more heart than all other Hawks!"

-Hawksfan05

Too soon?

The Fan’s Attic

]]> 11:376663:c5057196 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:25:23 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/376663/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5057192 @UkraineNotWeak: Nancy Wilson has played guitar with more heart than any woman I've seen in a while. -CCrowe1982

J-No

]]> 11:376663:c5057192 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:25:20 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/376663/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5057186 "Jay Mariotti has had more heart problems in the past two years than any other sportswriter!"

--DoctorJarvik

Sucko-T

]]> 11:376663:c5057186 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:25:12 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/376663/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5057177 Playing basketball with a heart is messy, not to mention disrespectful to the donor and his family! -Michael6578

ClueHeywood

]]> 11:376663:c5057177 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:24:53 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/376663/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5057174 @Paper Cut: Gigantism!
[nbadraft.net]
[nbadraft.net]

Nationalcoholic

]]> 11:376663:c5057174 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:24:48 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/376663/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5057173 Unless Michael6578 is a cardiothoracic surgeon, I'm really not that impressed.

NovakAintNoJokovic

]]> 11:376663:c5057173 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:24:46 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/376663/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5057160 "Gheorge Muresan has acted with more heart in My Giant than I've seen in quite a while!" - ThaCrystalBall

Burnination

]]> 11:376663:c5057160 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:24:20 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/376663/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5057134 "Parker Posey has played more roles in indie films in the past two years than I've seen in a while! :) lol "
-Jezebel666


Johnny LaRue

]]> 11:376663:c5057134 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:23:41 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/376663/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5057117 ... of course I've watched three women's college basketball games in my life, so what the fuck do I know?!?!1! -- Michael6578

the earl of weaver

]]> 11:376663:c5057117 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:23:05 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/376663/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5057099 Candace Parker has played more Heart the past two weeks than I've heard in quite a while!"--barracuda

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:376663:c5057099 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:22:32 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/376663/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5057071 However, I bleed green & orange...someone must have been playing with my heart.
-Michael6578

tater

]]> 11:376663:c5057071 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:21:43 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/376663/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5057070 "Candace Parker has played with more heart worms the past two games than I've seen in quite a while!"

-FemaleBasketballPlayersRUgly469

UpstateUnderdog

]]> 11:376663:c5057070 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:21:40 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/376663/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5057055 My TV was on ESPN when the batteries in the remote died. Turns out there's a women's basketball tournament. - Michael6578

OchentaYcinco

]]> 11:376663:c5057055 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:21:07 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/376663/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5057048 Candace Parker may have played with more heart, but she's obviously blind since she's engaged to Shelden Williams. -dookhatr.

Paper Cut

]]> 11:376663:c5057048 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:20:40 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/376663/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5057021 "I love exclamation points!!!"
-Michael6578

UpstateUnderdog

]]> 11:376663:c5057021 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:19:53 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/376663/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5057020 How can I mock someone who says this?
I am a Dale Jr. fan and that isnt because of the name. He and I are a lot alike with our outlook on life and I like his driving style as well!

True, Michael6578. True.

Carlton_Whitfield

]]> 11:376663:c5057020 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:19:51 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/376663/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5056988 Trying to come up with a joke involving the band Heart but can't quite pull it together.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> 11:376663:c5056988 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:18:56 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/376663/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5056978 @Steve518: Fuckin a.

dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac

]]> 11:376663:c5056978 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:18:48 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/376663/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5056948 WALT!! WAAAAAAAAAALT!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALT!!! -Michael4815162342

Sh!tShow

]]> 11:376663:c5056948 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:18:00 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/376663/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5056945 @Zach Parise's Shorty: now I feel bad...he's in the airforce apparently...but it's still lame to have those as his favorite teams.

Shorty

]]> 11:376663:c5056945 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:17:55 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/376663/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5056940 Mola Ram has played with more hearts the past two days than I've seen in quite a while.

-IndianadontcallmeJRJones

dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac

]]> 11:376663:c5056940 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:17:48 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/376663/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5056933 "That Thuggee Head Priest has played with more hearts than a boy my age should ever see! Do something, Dr. Jones!"

- Short Round

Gourmet Spud

]]> 11:376663:c5056933 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:17:36 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/376663/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5056924 I am just way more excited about women's basketball than any man should be! Hold me! - Michael6578

RonZookonRedBull

]]> 11:376663:c5056924 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:17:23 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/376663/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5056915 "Layups are fun!!!" -- Michael6578

Jason Lee's Karma Police

]]> 11:376663:c5056915 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:17:09 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/376663/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5056907 So a blank comment is better than just about anything else we came up with on Friday? Sweet.

Tickenest

]]> 11:376663:c5056907 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:16:52 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/376663/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5056901 Packers, Cowboys, and Colts? This guy's a D-bag

Shorty

]]> 11:376663:c5056901 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:16:47 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/376663/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5056900 I watched two games of women's basketball, more than anyone's seen in quite a while!

Nationalcoholic

]]> 11:376663:c5056900 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:16:42 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/376663/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5056876 Chris Henry has tossed more salad in the past 2 years than I've seen in a while - prisonbitch9856

Lupicas!XofullofBile

]]> 11:376663:c5056876 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:15:31 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/376663/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5056874 This comment is actually true, as Candace Parker practices the Temple of Doom heart-removal ceremony before every game.

Bali-monnnnn...

Steve518

]]> 11:376663:c5056874 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:15:30 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/376663/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5056871 Candace Cameron has acted with more heart in the final 2 seasons than I've seen in quite a while! --Tanner1995

Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

]]> 11:376663:c5056871 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:15:21 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/376663/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5056867 my head hurts from reading that.

UpstateUnderdog

]]> 11:376663:c5056867 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:15:06 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/376663/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5056857 Peter Parker has displayed more web slinging ability the past two days than I've seen in quite a while.

-spideyfan

tater

]]> 11:376663:c5056857 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:14:44 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/376663/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5056853 Max Mosely has played with more Nazi prostitutes at the past party than I've seen in quite a while.

HugsFromHarold

]]> 11:376663:c5056853 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:14:39 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/376663/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5056847 God has broken more Harts the past decade than I've seen in quite a while! --BlueBlazer1999

Jefferson Short Bus

]]> 11:376663:c5056847 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:14:33 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/376663/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5056843 "Tyler Hansbrough has played with more heart the past three seasons than I've seen in quite a while!" - TVjackOffs

FuzzysFriedChicken

]]> 11:376663:c5056843 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:14:27 EDT <![CDATA[ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> http://deadspin.com/376663/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5056838 Fuck yeah she did! Did you see her dunk over.....oh, wait.

ArkansasFred

]]> 11:376663:c5056838 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:14:07 EDT